The Cynical Asshole Thread

**Bacon_Barbarian** · 10-19-2011, 09:30 PM

I hang out with D&D nerds. And music geeks.

**Black_Shaggie** · 10-19-2011, 10:39 PM

Okay. I'm generally neither cynical or an asshole but...

...I have a serious problem with this whole thing here. These punk kids who think their thugs & gangstas. I mean...WHY IN THE FUCK CAN ANYONE POSSIBLY BE (and I qoute) "GANGSTA" WITH THEIR FUCKING PANTS DOWN AROUND THEIR ANKLES?

A) You can't expidite your flight from the local authorities.
B) Everyone will laugh at you when they see your tiny willy.
C) If you knew why the real criminals you worship sagged in the 1st place, you'd probally pull your pants up to your fucking neck.
D) Just because Lil' Wayne, Drake, justin Beiber & other rap artists on the pop charts say it's cool to be a thug doesn't make true.
E) At the end of the day you know you'd best have your little asses at home & your homework done before 8:30...when you go to bed.
F) Real gangsters operate under a code of: Loyalty, Honnor& Respect. These ideals aren't just for them either. You snot nosed punks have obviously missed that variable when you decided to emulate that gangster lifestyle.
G) umm..Why would want to aspire to the mere status of a Thug? Aren't their other criminal archtypes to model yourselves after?

Another thing...just because you happen to know some gang signs & you were hazed into your 'local gang' doesn't make you or affiliate you with the real ones. You're all zombie-brained frauds & slaves to pop culture who can't muster one synapse's charge worth of concious thought & should be shipped off to military school. At least their, you learn some discipline.

But ultimately, I don't balme you or the music. I blame your parents for allowing you to think it's cool to smokes with cigarettes & do hood rat stuff with your friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=9Ic-rKVhwD8

You parents should only blame yourselves for not taking the time out to educate your children on who's in charge & why you should respect authority. You all should be ashamed of yourselves for reinforcing an allready horrible sterotype & should be shipped off to a remote dester island somwhere.
The next time I'm on the bus or the train & you scare some old lady who's on her way home from work out of her seat, I'm going to take you over my knee & whoop your ass with your own belt & make you pull your fucking pants up when I'm done.