DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY (D)

[Regantor]

Eros absent-mindedly began to sing a lovely song with no vowels.

~Neqqaaaa, xohoxgyquqo lazzo Anti-loveuuu!
Lyfy ho mey zy fezu za ladybite oluqu lejuqo lojooo~

The words came out adorably horrifying, laced with both a thousand years of tortured despair, and that sweet chipper feeling one got whenever Eros fetched your slippers.

It was... Abyssal? Mostly? Probally?

~Bazzoooo, gaexuly fa yja underpart gaba,
POONY BOOT zolyfawgy zufeqquyqo za zuuuu!

Iefu a lovely uhoa qa zofybo za stab lone,
bozboz meuqu love you laqa xgyqquyje stink flavor!~

Suddenly, the group felt a sudden surge of innate power at their fingertips. It was probally best not to question if that scraggily thing's bizzare warbling had anything to do with it or not.

SPOILER! :

Eros cast prayer.

"You and your each of your allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls."

[Kodos]

Mai re-appeared behind Eros, driving her mindblade into the blonde's back three times, before using it to disarm Eros of the hammer she carried. That wouldn't be much of an issue, if the hammer wasn't Eros' divine focus...

Karin was prepared though and unleashed a torrent of magical energy, five magic missiles slamming into Mai's back.

Mai Attack Rolls
83 Damages to Eros!
Eros is disarmed of her divine focus!
20 damages to Mai. 92 out of 184 HP. Her AC is 25, now, except for Gnoryc where it is 28.

[Regantor]

Eros sort just squeeked with suprise, and then bled everywhere. She litterally projected out little streams of red. Like, more than you would think could fit inside the shortarse.

Her tears turned out to be nothing to do with pain, through.

"...My... My singing isn't really that bad, is it? 8<...."

SPOILER! :

Eros still has like 87 out of 170 HP left, so yeah. No point in panicing to save her ass. As if you would. >_>

[Superdooperphailmachine]

Fitha ran over to the ninja and swung her sword at her. It hit her pretty fucking hard.
"You sneaky cunt!"

SPOILER! :

Attack:1d20+20=40
Crit:1d20+20=36
Damage:2d8+13=21 x2 = 42

[Evil_Cake]

Gnoryc swung his weapon at the enemy, but this time he was being careful not to kill her. He only landed one attack because of this.

SPOILER! :

attack roll http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807322/ = 1 hit
rerolled 2nd attack http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807348/ = crit?
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807351/ yes crit
damage
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807352/ = 17
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807355/ = 13/2 = 6
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807354/ = +3
+6
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807327/ = 16
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807329/ = 1
+6 from favored enemy = 55 damage

[Kodos]

Despite her best efforts to dodge, the gorgeous kunoichi's lovely face was met hard and fast with the flat of one of Gnoryc's swords. The bouncy Ninja took a few stumbling steps before her purple mindblade faded and she faceplanted onto the ground in a rather undignified heap.

KO!

[Evil_Cake]

Gnoryc took out his other sword and started rubbing the blades together in an attempt to sharpen them. "Hehehe, who wants wat parts?"

[Kodos]

"Back off, dumbass." Karin yelled at Gnoryc stomping over to Mai and hauling the unconscious woman up to her knees by her hair. "I'm going back to Worldbreaker, and she's coming with."

Karin teleported back to Therion with her 'gift' in tow, which was duly presented to some of His priestesses to be given to Him, while Karin spent the night with Hevisa.

Hevisa was in a submissive mood and decided to let Karin dominate her. Although it was still a lot of work because the last time Karin was allowed to smack her around, Hevisa got mad that Karin hadn't knocked out any of her teeth and decided to show her how you throw a punch which was "NOT LIKE THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING COW-TITTED DYKE-LOVING CUMGAGGER."
This time, apparently, Karin got it right.

Yaaaaaay?

***

Karin teleported back in the morning. Kobolds followed and began dismantling the remaining traps Mai had set up. The titty-wizard (the best sort of Wizard) announced she intended to summon some Demons later to help along with the Viola thing, and that she'd need four hours to herself after that to study her spells and prepare, so that you wouldn't be leaving until into the night so the rest of the 'shitlords' were free to go choke on dicks or whatever it was they got up to when Karin wasn't babysitting their sorry flat asses.

[Superdooperphailmachine]

Fitha decided to dick about in town and found some place where you shoot targets for money or something.
She bought herself a shortbow and gave it a shot, and won 50gp. GOOD JOB!

SPOILER! :

Attacks:1d20+19=24, 1d20+19=35, 1d20+19=21, 1d20+19=37, 1d20+19=28, 1d20+19=23, 1d20+19=26, 1d20+19=27, 1d20+19=38, 1d20+19=20

Fitha had to spend 20gp to play and won 50gp by shooting all of the targers.

[Regantor]

Eros was basically just wandering around town, when she found a chipper little windmill on the outskirts. Some super happy wizard geezer was in there, and didn't seem to mind her watching him practice a rather manic carnival song on his magical pipe instrument. So she joined in and sang along. What a super swell guy. Harkina was great.

...Oh, erm, wait... Now he was super pissed and it was raining and things are spinning out of control and she might have cursed him or something? This wasn't swell. This wasn't swell at all. :/

She was still back and super smiley and wandafu by the time Karin had gotten back, through.

Guess she was sort of always ready?