DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY (D)

[Superdooperphailmachine]

"Do you seriously think you can actually beat us? We just took out three other bitches and a bunch of things, give up."
Fitha couldn't really be bothered to take out another whore with style and grace.

SPOILER! :

Can't edit map, but Fitha is three spaces to Karin's left.

[Kodos]

Akasha shrugged. "Considering you lot are a Gnoll, some sort of retard, an Elf, and a dumb blonde who has no idea how this place works? Yeah, pretty much."

"Oh, nice tits, love." Akasha winked at Karin before apparently casting some sort of spell, the arcane energies of the tower flickering and dancing around the bald beauty.

The pillars flared up, flames intermingling with the blue strands of arcana. The flames roared - literally - as a large Fire Elemental tore itself - literally - from the stream. While all this was going on, orbs of arcane energy continued to stream towards the central stream, some new ones emerging, as well.

Well, fuck, I guess the bald bitch really did figure out how the place worked. She even had a really smug look on her face! Although between the rest of her body and the giant fucking fire elementals, the group probably wasn't looking at her face.

Red squares are Fire Elementals. They begin acting on Akasha's next turn. They may or may not be under her control.

MAP

edit: Fixed map and mentioned the orbs.

[Evil_Cake]

Gnyorc stared at the fire elemental nearest to the group. "Hate dese things... Screw dat!" He decided to go straight for Akasha.

At first, he dashed towards the pit ahead, where there was a giant column of crazy blue stuff. However, for some reason, he decided not to jump, and instead, turned and ran around it

SPOILER! :

map
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[Superdooperphailmachine]

"Oh fuck you baldy, could have made this easier on all of us."
Fitha couldn't be bothered to go all that way to beat up bald bitch, so she turned her attention to the elemental behind her, swinging her magically chilled sword at the fucker, messing it up bad.

"This could be you!" She shouted over to Akasha.

SPOILER! :

Attack:1d20+16=34
Damage:2d6+13+6=25

DM NOTE: fire elementals are weaker than normal. 44 HP. 18 AC

[jaidurn]

Karin just wanted to leave, this was getting boring and she was tired. She might as well try to end this as fast as she can. Right?

Karin ran to get a better shot at Akasha before she cast a fireball.

SPOILER! :

Can't update the map. Karin's 6 spaces to her right. Or w/e 30 feet ends up being.

Damage:
10d6=48

Fireballs are pretty awesome.

[Kodos]

Akasha was still standing, but considering she just got blown nearly in half, she looked pretty beat up. Well, burned, more like it. She also looked pretty mad.

(She has roughly 50 HP left. So you have to be careful not to hit her too hard lest you kill her and get Therion mad)

[Regantor]

Eros was a little caught up in the moment, impressed by the other's sudden firey determination to antihurt this poor soul, amoungst the grand and glowing architecture of her master's own magnificent construction. She suddenly couldn't help but clasp her hands togeather, and begin to singing a song of sweet gusto and super love effort...

Despite their best attempts, the others began to feel the squeeky din recharge their very mettle from the inside, and their bodies feel more supergoodhurtious and goodkindaskullsmashingificatious than ever before.

"#Close my eyes to pray,
I burn up my life now fire fire!

I keep running! Do not stop the love!
To light, the light, and embraced the chest parts!
Ride on Ride on Ride on!

Too far from loving!
But I will not lose, The Red Master would let out a sigh!
Okay, without effort,
you easily grasp the dream; So you do not need!

Earnest feeling is
Always penetrate!

To believe in yourself!
The End (empty) space!

Endless antilove begins now!
Toward the mountain now, hotter, hotter!#"

SPOILER! :

Eros casts prayer. :3

All allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls.

[Kodos]

"Get fucked!" Akasha shouted, looking charred and worse for the wear, but still reasonably attractive, and nothing Eros couldn't fix with some magics.

And then she cat a spell, and then she vanished. Invisibility? Teleportation? Who knows! Maybe Karin?

Karin and Fitha can try Spellcraft checks to identify what the spell was that Akasha cast. -4 penalty, though, since there was the big blue energystream blocking the view a bit, so you couldn't see her hands the entire time, plus I imagine that Karin and Fitha were a bit distracted, if not by Akasha's rack, then by the giant fucking flame guys.

***

Roaring - in the way a fire roars - the Flame Elementals headed towards the group of merry psychopaths, while the two closest to Fitha lashed out at her, swinging at her with their massive flaming limbs, one of the burning appendages smashing hard into her lovely face.
Attack Roll, Two Hits, One Critical Threat
Crit confirmed! Double critical threat!
Normal Critical Hit only
Critical Hit Damage = 22
Normal Hit Damage = 7
Fitha needs to make 2 reflex saves at DC17 or catch fire.

[Regantor]

Eros continued to sing whilst she was watching Fitha get seven shades of foo-doo knocked out of her, but at least her moronic dance did seem to be having some kind of magical effect. For one, the sultry blue demon girl started to feel slightly less dead than she probally should have, considering the circumstances...

SPOILER! :

Eros casts Mass Cure Moderate Wounds on Fitha;

2d8+15=28

She regains 28hp!

Everybody else is out of range, through... >_>

#A fairy like sound-
that would let anyone-
get a nice body-
you'd like to bite into!

That's the Eros-chan Antihurt Exorcism! :3

Shoot libido all over the place! :333#

[jaidurn]

As soon as Akasha vanished, Karin staarted to rack her brain for a spell that fit everything she did. The closest spell she could think of was invisibility. That'd have to do. Now, she wondered if she should tell the others. Well, even if she didn't, they'd figure it out sooner or later. Oh, and it'd help her find out where the invisible woman is if she attacked them. That'd be a bonus.

She turned her focus to a fire elemental and attempted to dismiss it back to the Plane of Fire.

SPOILER! :

DISMISSED.
1d20+2=14

Map

Man, dismissing an elemental was hard work.

Oh, might as well at least give the others a warning.

"Be careful, I'm not carrying you back if you get yourselves almost killed."

Oh, Karin.