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    Gnoryc stood up on his hind legs and tried picking up the gold with his hooves.

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    Eros bounced up and down on her heels with miniature sack of gold, super excited despite now also having a split lip.

    A present from from my brilliant love! And a vacation! And I get to dress up! It's the best day ever!

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    The teleport circle saw the three ladies and their mule deposited in a small wooded thicket. Judging by the visible landmarks, the town of Onkled was not far to the West, and likewise for Harkinia castle and it's surrounding city to the East.

    First order of business seemed simple: Get established, get something of a cover, and get a place to store slaves and loot away from prying eyes. Maybe the smaller town was better?

    What do?

    Map of Harkinia - and other goodies - coming soon. Until then, deal with it. You'll be dicking around a town at first, anyway, so world map not needed yet.
    Think of this like that tutorial segment from Twilight Princes, only not completely awful and so fucking terrible you never want to play that god damn game again.
    Seriously. Shit was worse than Kingdom Hearts II.

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    Karin knew that she would have to make a decision in where they were headed. Eros couldn't think a complete sentence while Fitha probably just wanted to kill everything. Oh, and even if Gnoryc wasn't a mule it wouldn't make much of a difference.

    "Let's head to the smaller town to start with. Maybe we'll find information on abandoned places."

    Mostly, Karin just wanted to get this done so she could go back and enjoy some time with Hevisa. Oh, how she would love to stay with Hevisa instead of have to babysit this group of idiots.
    Quote Originally Posted by Conversation
    Seefy: QUICK HIDE YO KIDS
    Sylux: WHAT ABOOT MY WIFE?
    Seefy: QUICK HIDE JAI

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    Fitha went over to Gnoryc and mounted him, fuck walking.
    "Sure, whatever."
    Fitha grabbed a potion and downed it, transforming her into something a little more elvish

    SPOILER! :
    Fitha will now spend the rest of the trip in Link cosplay, drinking potions every 30 minutes.
    To clarify, Fitha was already wearing the costume, those potions don't effect her gear as far as I know.
    Last edited by Superdooperphailmachine; 08-06-2012 at 08:16 PM.

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    Eros was somehow already bearing a different outfit; A pink skirt, yellow shawl and apron, even completed by a little Therion medallion to round it off.

    "Yaaayyyyy!~" She made a noise, still dancing just as she had before the teleport. "Let's go be nice to people!"

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    Onkled was a reasonably large and rather active town. It housed a large windmill and, Karin knew, an extensive undercity. Of course, lots of cities had undercities throuhhgout Asul, and oftne they were just full of shit - literally and figuratively. Most likely the rest of the group weren't looking forward to meeting another Otyugh unless they had good reason to do so.

    Naturally, Karin got looks from pretty much everyone - lust from the men, and envy or sometimes lust from the ladies. Even ignoring her two enormous twins, Karin would have stood out - she towered over the Half-Elves much as she did over Fitha and Eros.

    Also people were kind of confused why Fitha was riding a mule.

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    Gnoryc just glared at the villagers as he walked by.

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    All the looks from the people more or less inflated Karin's ego. What's the problem in showing off what you've got if what you've got is good? That's right. Absolutely nothing.

    As much as Karin would like to go and check out the library in town, she wasn't completely sure if the others knew how to read, much less how to act inside a library. The only other sensible option was to find someplace that served alcohol so they had something to do while she poked around for information.

    "Let's head to a pub and we can get a drink or two and maybe learn something about this dump."

    SPOILER! :

    Gather Info Check:
    1d20+4+2=20
    Last edited by jaidurn; 08-15-2012 at 08:00 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Conversation
    Seefy: QUICK HIDE YO KIDS
    Sylux: WHAT ABOOT MY WIFE?
    Seefy: QUICK HIDE JAI

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    The people of Onkled didn't seem particularly wary or distrustful of outsiders. It was a large town, after all, and it's not like Elves or Humans were particularly isolationist, let alone Half-Elves. It also didn't help that Karin not only didn't seem to mind when people spoke to her chest rather than her face, but clearly was 'accidentally' brushing up on people a lot, leaning over a lot, and generally using what the gods gave her to charm her way into information.

    Rumor speaks of the notes of a flute being heard in a copse of trees west of the town, but with no sign of the source. Some say that the sound is an illusory one, being used by some monster(s) in the woods to lure in victims. Others say that the origin is a benign ghost who will not rest easy in his grave for some reason. Others still simply attribute it to the wind in the branches and overly superstitious travellers.
    Other townsfolk mentioned a good Witch who dwells in a hut just North of town and who will tell her visitors' fortunes for a small fee.
    Most interesting of the rumors Karin heard was that within the labyrinthine depths below Onkled was the lair of a guild of thieves which had once operated in the town. Supposedly much of their treasure and loot remains there to this very day. No adventurer has yet found the lair, though, and many who venture into the Undercity never return - besides the filth, fumes, and vermin, the Undercity is rife with the Undead and, it is said, even worse horrors. According to legend a creature known only as Dazha is imprisoned somewhere within the Undercity. Dazha's exact nature varied depending on who was asked, but it seems Dazha is some manner of Shadow Outsider or Fiend.

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