Everything's a theory. You may think you're processing things, but there's really no way of proving you are. Hence, since belief is needed for anything, you cannot prove through your five senses or mine that I'm not a pineapple. In my new station as a pineapple, I now dub all of you honorary teakettles.

To make this relevant to the topic, anyone hear updates about that black hole machine made years ago?

I'm being scientifically dense right here on purpose. For the fun of it, you know.