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    Super Senior Member Delphinus's Avatar
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    Democratic Republic of Jubeh: Greetings Fellow Citizen

    Hi there new MT members! With the influx of participation and activity from new members of the site I thought it would be a great time to ask if anyone wants to become a citizen of the Democratic Republic of Jubeh. President Jubeh is currently incumbent, and he rules with a 'fair' and 'even' hand.

    If you're a member of the site and you have under 150 posts, you are eligible for Naturalised Immigrant status; if you have above 150 posts you can apply to be a Fellow Citizen. Moreover, if you have over 500 posts you are eligible for entry into the Noble Order of Jubeh, in which Jubeh will routinely deign to speak with you*.

    Hail to our ELECTED and WISE President! Hail, hail, heil!

    *abuse you
    Quote Originally Posted by Fenn
    You forgot your F in Modesty.

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    who is this jubeh and why should we vote for him

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    He is the Supreme Leader and the Saviour of the Land from the Evil of the Fenn Tyranny.

    His rule is fair and just, and all are satisfied. He has established Order and Obedience in the land.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fenn
    You forgot your F in Modesty.

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    I will fight Fenn with my own hands, my own two hands, hands.

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    I object to this corrupt institution! Jubeh is a moderator; his position of power is far too time-consuming and demanding to also be a supreme leader.

    Do not be fooled by this farce of a republic. True power lies with Fenn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenn View Post
    I object to this corrupt institution! Jubeh is a moderator; his position of power is far too time-consuming and demanding to also be a supreme leader.

    Do not be fooled by this farce of a republic. True power lies with Fenn.
    The power of being:
    a) Stupid
    b) Retarded
    c) Pointless
    d) All above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClockHand View Post
    The power of being:
    a) Stupid
    b) Retarded
    c) Pointless
    d) All above.
    c)

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