The Most Stupid Sentence(s)

[IanPMD]

Just post any sentence(s) you thought of or heard that is completely paradoxical, contradictory, idiotic, mindless, and/or stupid. One sentence(or set of short sentences) per post, and in quotation marks. Please refrain from commenting on other's sentences(in detail). And also try not to make this into another 'Chats and Quotes of MT' thread. I'll start:

"There is no God. Amen."

[Sho]

''I herd yo liek sentences so I put a sentence inside yo sentence so yo can read yo sentence while yo reading yo sentence.''

[indescribable]

"I could care less."

[Hell_Baron]

"OMGLOL DEWM'S GRAPICHKS SUCK HARD LOL. COD IS BEST GAME EVER. LOLOMGFAG"

[CypressDahlia]

"it's so easy, it's like eat a toast."

[Hayashida]

"it's so easy, it's like eat a toast."

what. what does this even mean.

[neogenstru]

"No offense, but you suck at life."

[jubeh]

[Hell_Baron]

That's it.
Jubeh wins.

[Hayashida]

hahaha. Bee-ah-koo-say.