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Ruler of the Seventh Empire
Odd, lots of people are finding out they're awesome today.
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Sir-Mass-a-Lot
Everything in the universe is to be taken as it relates to me. My ego is almost at Delphiner level and my vocabulary is very super-average. My understanding of the English language and my comprehension of all pre-modern texts are only paralleled by four people in my life definitely. There are only two people I'll allow in this world to dominate me in conversation, and three I model myself after. Everyone else is to model themselves after me or others, though I do not care which because there are only four people in this world I surely care about, and one whom I respect dearly enough to avoid confrontation of all kind with. I do not come off as pretentious, because I do not care about anyone enough to exalt my superiority over and dominate them in a direct manner, lest my mother, but only because she challenges me and reveres her own self to me (I'd much rather spend time controlling grander things, which I may never do because of my ingrained laziness inherited from my biological father). In fact, the only reason I'm really writing any of this is for myself so that I can really lay down my personality in stone and refer back to it, as this is a surely grandiosely happy time in my life which I have never felt before, and I do not wish to regress.
TL;DR: I really love myself and I am happy.
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Ruler of the Seventh Empire
This is an intervention and when are you gonna stop lying to me Sy?
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Sir-Mass-a-Lot
What have I lied to you aboot? O_o
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Ruler of the Seventh Empire

Originally Posted by
Outcast
Self confidence.
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Lord of Death
If you ever feel like your confidence is low it's best to take a dump and go to sleep. Confucious said that.
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ハリセン クラプ Ace Pitcher
It's true you know, he really did. He said it right after taking a dump and just before going to sleep.
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Ruler of the Seventh Empire
He took one big dump and went to sleep....forever.
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Lord of Death
Well that's what happens when you dump out your soul.
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