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    You'd think so, Bacon, but he doesn't mind. I've...

    You'd think so, Bacon, but he doesn't mind. I've been assured that he thoroughly enjoys the view he gets when I add the extra few inches to my height.

    Dating sites can be good if you're usually...
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    That would be hilarious. He's 5'-4", and I'm...

    That would be hilarious. He's 5'-4", and I'm 5'-11".
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    If this guy is short enough, his hair could be...

    If this guy is short enough, his hair could be used as a portable table. I'd never have to hold my own drink again.
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    I met my husband online. He's amazing. The man...

    I met my husband online. He's amazing. The man cleans, does laundry, and watches the baby so I can shower without me ever asking him to. He even cleans the litter box still, even though I'm not...
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    Sticky: Bya, you're so gorgeous.

    Bya, you're so gorgeous.
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    Freaking birthday!

    Freaking birthday!
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    Sticky: I'm exhausted. His name is Simon and he's the...

    I'm exhausted. His name is Simon and he's the sweetest baby in the world most of the time.
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    Take a hot bath? And it won't help your soreness...

    Take a hot bath? And it won't help your soreness right now, but keeping a strong core helps with back problems, too, especially if you have to lift at your job.
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    Sticky: Thanks! And I don't need his consent. I'm a rebel...

    Thanks! And I don't need his consent. I'm a rebel like that.
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    Sticky: Hey check out this thing I made. ...

    Hey check out this thing I made.

    http://i.imgur.com/vDBUf15.jpg
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    Probably not, but I'd be sending her out to the...

    Probably not, but I'd be sending her out to the balcony with the soiled cushion and some baking soda and showing her how to clean it up. Her mom never sends a spare outfit, so she'd get her...
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    Sticky: Seefy, how are you so damn gorgeous?

    Seefy, how are you so damn gorgeous?
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    Happy late birthday!

    Happy late birthday!
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    I had a four-year-old tell me she didn't have...

    I had a four-year-old tell me she didn't have time to get up and go pee. I threatened to rub her nose in it if she had an accident on my couch. She went to the bathroom.
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    Congrats! Now find a shitty job, and hopefully...

    Congrats! Now find a shitty job, and hopefully you'll have time while doing your shitty job to find one that's not so shitty so you can pay off those student loans without starving.
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    That would be amazing, but no. My wedding plans...

    That would be amazing, but no. My wedding plans went from "Small party with family and friends" to "Shotgun style courthouse wedding" after we found out I was gestating. I might play the preggo card...
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    Okay

    Okay
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    What time are we doing this? I have a wedding to...

    What time are we doing this? I have a wedding to go to during the day, so I need to know when to make my escape.
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    Who does that?

    Who does that?
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    Works for me.

    Works for me.
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    I'm free Sunday, then in the evenings the rest of...

    I'm free Sunday, then in the evenings the rest of the week.
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    Sticky: Holy shit Numana is Batman. My whole life is a...

    Holy shit Numana is Batman. My whole life is a lie.
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    Happy birthday!

    Happy birthday!
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    Skype is a filthy liar. We can kick its butt...

    Skype is a filthy liar. We can kick its butt together.
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    You got saiyan instead of a birthday thread? I...

    You got saiyan instead of a birthday thread? I think you got the better end of the deal.
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