Boobs that are either too small or too big for my hands. Cause then I gotta worry about not having much to hold onto, or having far too much to have fun with.
Candy corn and Good & Plenty . Shit's vile. Who the hell eats that crap? I mean at least the pennies you get from old ladies on Halloween can be saved up and used to buy some real candy.
Trees and stable economies
So you must be pretty happy these days.
Yup; silly trees and their life giving properties which are vital to human survival
When someone in the house leaves lots of cereal but little milk at the bottom. You might as well just drank the whole jug then.
Idiots. Myself included.