Gunzet's opinions man.
Spiral cut or honey ham is superior to bacon but it's close
I like ham but I don't like bacon.
Bacon is better than ham. Honey ham is good, but bacon is the greatest. -Lives in Canada so has superior bacon-
Canadian Bacon sucks.
I dunno if I've ever had canadian bacon. I just have the normal kind
I just eat pigs alive.
That works too, but I find I get a lot of mud stuck in my teeth if they aren't washed well enough.
Canadian Bacon = Ham