I calmed down dudes. Then some one told me they heard I was getting fired. I freaked out because I haven't had any disciplinary against me and I was like I'm very PC at work minus some teasing of the female coworkers but that's in a brotherly kind of way.
So I asked the bosses and they were like "WHAAAaaaaat? That's the furthest thing from the truth. Blah blah blah." So now I feel like an awkward turtle combined with a paranoid parrot.