I don't even know why I try to use this forum on my phone anymore. Way too many autocorrect disasters.
Ok I know I am such a pessimist and a whiner but yea here I go.
I had ONE freaking soda yesterday and now today I wake up feeling like crap and with what I'm hoping is only panic attacks(I have sleep apnea. Sometimes with sleep apnea because you stop breathing you build up CO2 in your blood stream and can cause added side effects like panic attacks. It's a theory to that carbonated drinks can have this effect as well so sodas could be a double trap for me. And the Caffeine is not good for people with panic disorders so triple threat. But I hadn't had one in like 3 months!!!).
I think I have a cold as well but I can't tell for sure. I just got symptom cluster fucked. I have work in a couple hours and I don't feel like going in but then I'd be missing out on hours for the check before Christmas and I'd feel like an ass for leaving them hanging.
I decided to be more positive about everything in my life and start telling myself that I can do this and things will work out. It's just really hard to when you don't know how your body is going to react from one day to the next.
Edit: AAAAAAaaaaand I got called in earlier. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
just drink plenty of water and relax man, deep breathing, you know
I heard cutting your hands off helps with that
I cut my hands off once, then I asked my mom for a sip of her Mountain Dew, so I used my stubs, grabbed a straw, and drank the whole thing. Now I have problems again.
Yeah Jai. Don't celebrate the loss just keep doin whatever the hell it is your doin.
The sudden influx of pounds might freak the chick out & she'll be all like:
"You're 20 lbs bigger than when we met? That's just incredible because (removes that 'fat sliming girdle as seen on TV...to reaveal the most gelatinous muffin top the likes of which you've never seen) now I can show you my true form too! Let's get married!"
I wish I could gain 1000 pounds in a day :c.
Wait, you thought I meant food?
Ehm... no comment!