Okay, from now on we'll do something simple:
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Divide via mitosis or some analogous process and ask the new blob if he knows WTF is going on.
XD That's a good one.
I like the participation do far...thanks guys.
Anyway, I'll kind of make this like a game after this round. I'll make a new poll each round and you have to select one of the four provided answers. Each of these will trigger an event.
Some suggestions have been added to the poll, you can't vote for your own.
Please don't triple post. If you'd like to add something to a post simply use the edit function.
Oh sorry lol I never realised this was being taken seriously :L
I assume this blob is like a basic eukaryotic animal cell, in which case it will need energy and materials for building a it's internal blobular components. So... Begin scavenging for a nutrient ion source to absorb to supply nutrients and energy for blobular functions.
So basically just eat something?