My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.
Hahahahaha. This thread.
I just took a dump that made the toilet water rise so high it touched my balls. Then I took a shower. Now i'm here.
Wow, this thread >_< Once someone at my house clogged the toilet and decided to just use the toilet brush to poke it down then put the toilet brush back without cleaning it. days/weeks later I go to clean the toilet, but the brush is covered in dried toilet paper and dump D:
I still don't know for sure if it was my sister or my ex D:
It was blue once.