The glorious empire of High Emperor Gunzet! Skirmish 2 page 22.

Well I would never let me son take my Queen on a night out. That would be quite odd. Though I guess it is accepted in most other empires.
Speaking of which, Knight Liebe, you do realize there are many more knights than you have listed?

~In a secret location~

Bacon, my love! That blasted emperor does not tend to my needs. I need a real man, I need you! Take me!!

(you're his brother or else this would be weird.)

And so begins the test of loyalty.

I know, but I don't know all of them, Gunz, could you help me fill out the list?

I just remembered. I'm gay.

Bacon wtf man. I was offering my loins and you refuse?! YOU SHALL RUE THIS DAY.
~Runs to Emperor Gunz~
MAI LUV. SIR BACON TRIED TO DEFILE ME! HE MUST BE EXECUTED. D: -sobsobwail-

Is... this true, Knight Bacon? I give this situation doubt in your favor, for I know my Queen's track record.

-stands at watch at the door, so that none may eavesdrop on the emeperor and his wife and Lord Bacon-

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Originally Posted by Mr_Liebe

Are you sure you Jubeh and Haya aren't taking your DnD game too far?

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yeah

Well, we're just having fun, so it's all good.