I can't possibly top clock's one D:
While I was in the Navy, I met this girl in St. Thomas. She was very nice & fun to be with. Years later, back home & I get a letter from her claiming that I had gotten her pregnant & she'd been looking for me ever since. So, I go to St. Thomas (again) with my dad & we get a paternity test. The kid wasn't mine.
"Oh." she says. "Must've been dat other yankee-boi who banged my punani who knocked me up den."
Okay not so weird, but funny & I lost money because I started to wonder if the kid was really mine & was going to do 'the right thing' whatever that was...
Weirdest thing that's ever happened to Kodos: Sylux started talking to him.
Weirdest thing ever happened to me;
I joined this forum.
And decided to stay.
Thats pretty weird, think the mods must have some kind of mind control D: