I need to become crazy

Hell baron doesn't believe in petty erotic or irrationally devoting pleasure. Just...coooooolstuff.

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Originally Posted by Hell_Baron

when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.

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I lol'd.

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Originally Posted by Outcast

Spend years drinking wine from a lead cup.

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this is really good advice

Yes. Or, repeatedly bash your head against the wall until you can't feel it.