Give a gift to the person above

I give you a hoe to compensate your generous loss

I give you a HOLY *** LOOK OVER THERE

I give you pain.

I give you the gift of being alive for the rest of your life. Aren't I generous?

You stole that word from me

Sorry, I didn't realize you owned the rights to it.

Yeah but it's okay I give you permission to use it

Gee, thanks.

OMG UR SO WELCOME

i give you a very sexy maid