The Cynical Asshole Thread
So yeah. People's appearances can be pretty annoying, or stupid, or obviously conformist. Let's bitch about people's appearances. Scratch that, let's bitch about people in general.
Look at this fucking hipster
Also, people who dress to get fucked, male or female, deserve to be shot. Have fun attracting other drunken assholes and living out your hedonistic/nihilistic consumerist fantasy existence until you have kids and become ultra-conservative.
Also, the majority of middle-class people deserve to be shot. Tedious and dull; most working class people earn their money the hard way and have stories to tell, and it's possible for me to have a meaningful conversation with most upper-class people. Hur hur Becky slept with Brad hur hur who fucking cares.
I'll quit before I start sounding like Maddox.