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jubeh
06-04-2011, 05:26 PM
*Points*

Choose a spot on the ground. I'll be sure to bury you there.

BozeSG
06-04-2011, 05:51 PM
*from the ground* i'm already buried...

jubeh
06-04-2011, 05:54 PM
Looks like I'll have to use THAT technique.

BozeSG
06-04-2011, 05:57 PM
THAT technique?! *the ground shivers*

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 06:16 PM
Heh even your strongest move cant beat my power.

jubeh
06-04-2011, 06:17 PM
*Powers up*

Byakuran
06-04-2011, 06:48 PM
-smirk- You think you can still beat me?

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 06:52 PM
W-What?! his energy level is going through the roof! What the helllllllll!!!!!!

Outcast
06-04-2011, 07:21 PM
*walks in* 'Sup I'm evil and kill people 'cause I'm evil, *sends henchmen at jubeh*

Superdooperphailmachine
06-04-2011, 08:17 PM
This looks really bad Jubeh-San!

jubeh
06-04-2011, 08:28 PM
HUAHHH

*Reaches second form*

CypressDahlia
06-04-2011, 09:10 PM
Awh, damn, it's a filler post.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 09:18 PM
1 post of charging.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 09:18 PM
2 posts of charging.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 09:19 PM
*Has a flashback*

WHEN WILL THIS DAMN POWER UP END!!!?

neogenstru
06-04-2011, 09:42 PM
uwah their power is incredible!! *stares in awe*

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 10:08 PM
*kicks bacon in the nuts while hes charging*

LVUER
06-04-2011, 10:12 PM
Split the sky and descends slowly with those cool wings of light, then proceed by attacking everyone by judgment rays.

butternut
06-04-2011, 10:15 PM
Holds a shield umbrella against the rays. *gets saved*

DrPumpkin
06-05-2011, 12:09 AM
*Is comedic sidekick*

jubeh
06-05-2011, 12:11 AM
I'll defeat you in five minutes!

*Three episodes later*

CypressDahlia
06-05-2011, 12:23 AM
He could've meant 5 Hyperbolic Time Chamber minutes.

Oh yeah, also Krillin is dead guys.

Sylux
06-05-2011, 12:25 AM
Damn you, Jubeh! I was supposed to be the strongest...!

LVUER
06-05-2011, 02:22 AM
I'll wait until my own OST/theme music being played. After that I'll start kicking some butt.

Psy
06-05-2011, 02:25 AM
*can't see shit because everyones moving so fast*

BozeSG
06-05-2011, 02:58 AM
*is actually so strong but his love for humanity stops him from killing people."

Hell_Baron
06-05-2011, 05:07 AM
Bwahaha! you cannot stop me, FOR I AM AN LEVEL 58 ACOUNTANT!!!
*acountant mating call*

LVUER
06-05-2011, 07:38 AM
Sorry, but I eat accountant as breakfast. I just ate a Lv.99 accountant this morning.

Hayashida
06-05-2011, 01:29 PM
*Is a random old dude who's village is being randomly attacked by some super powerful dude for no apparent reason*

Socrates
06-05-2011, 02:13 PM
*Is the godly, diabolical villain before the even more godly, more diabolical villain.*

*Is Dabura*

butternut
06-05-2011, 04:05 PM
*shuts umbrella, goes to a nearby tavern*

so what's going on here?

jubeh
06-05-2011, 05:46 PM
Saphira have you not ever read a shonen manga cmon man

neogenstru
06-05-2011, 06:23 PM
*Charges up secret technique kamehadusekihatenkyoken*

Hayashida
06-05-2011, 10:22 PM
Please wont someone save our village? These evil men are trying to take all our rice.

DrPumpkin
06-05-2011, 10:29 PM
To find the people worthy of saving your rice you must first collect the thirteen Jubeh-stones.

Hayashida
06-05-2011, 10:41 PM
I... I don't think I can do that... I mean, I'm only a thirteen year-old boy who's got everything to prove. Also I've got these amazing inexplicable abilities but you know, since my parents were killed many years ago by the dark lord who rules these lands now... I don't think I can utilize them at all...

Evil_Cake
06-05-2011, 10:46 PM
dont worry, with the power of friendship, you can do anything!

GunZet
06-06-2011, 12:16 AM
I'll kill you ALL!
HWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A!!

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 12:42 AM
-smirk- Still think you can beat me?

Tetsuphil
06-06-2011, 01:00 AM
-Does an epic pose- I accept your challenge, [insert rival's name]

Socrates
06-06-2011, 01:11 AM
I'm the wise mentor. I'm quirky and chances are, i'm probably gonna make inappropriate sexual advances at your underage female teammates and/or friends!

Also, 1/2 of the time the antagonist will kill me and/or kidnap me!

DrPumpkin
06-06-2011, 01:12 AM
You shall all meet in [insert tournament name here].

LVUER
06-06-2011, 02:41 AM
Go to other dimension to prepare for the [insert tournament name here]. Kill some Lv.99 dragon and Lv.99 behemoth. Learned upgraded version of Judgment Ray.

Hell_Baron
06-06-2011, 10:47 AM
*super weak punch*
Wah?! how did this not work?!
this is one of the most powerfull techniques i know!

</OVERACTED SUPRISE FACE>

ram
06-06-2011, 11:21 AM
You shall all meet in [insert tournament name here].
sign me up for the tournament!
*crowd shocked!*
*people are whispering*
person 1="oh here he comes that's the guy who slayed that dragon"
person 2="yeah i herd he's a multi ability user"
*stare at the crowd*
*crowd becomes afraid and step back*

butternut
06-06-2011, 12:16 PM
Hey, I just arrived in the village,and had to get under my shield. I'd like to know what's with all these people.

A tournament? There shall be no tournament without me!

*does a double-flip and lands on ramiel, crushes him underground* Hahahaha

neogenstru
06-06-2011, 04:23 PM
*After 5 episodes neogenstru fires the kamehadusekihatenkyoken at [insert generic plot villain here]*

jubeh
06-06-2011, 04:25 PM
*After first villain goes down a second, much stronger one appears*

ram
06-06-2011, 08:30 PM
oh now what will neogenstru do? it seems that the kamehadusekihatenkyoken is useless for him..
*crowd shocked*
person 1 whispers=what i thought he got crushed by saphira?
person 2 whispers=no that's not it... i know he has the power of illusions... it must be that it was all an illusion...
-no that's not it actually i really did got hit-
*shows lumps on the head*
-i can't actually fight a girl cause I have a phobia in girls ... why does this tournament have to have girls anyway [sigh]-

Japxican
06-06-2011, 08:59 PM
Peering out from the crowd, a random, anonymous bystander jumps up and yells, "Get up and fight, ramiel! Don't let your girl phobia stop you from winning!"
Ramiel looks up and realizes that it's a girl screaming at him...

A hooded figure of unknown origin watches the battle from afar.

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 09:48 PM
-Annoying girl comes into the manga screaming a guys name with '-kun' after it-


THIS IS REVENGE -lazors girl-

LVUER
06-07-2011, 02:23 AM
"When the tournament will really start?"

Got bored and then killing around some more dragons... Now dragons are officially endangered species.

Byakuran
06-07-2011, 12:45 PM
' Kurosaki-kun ' -lazors-
' Sasuke-kun ' -lazors-
' Tsuna-kun ' -lazors-

etc.

Why must i lazor so many people...

butternut
06-07-2011, 02:50 PM
i'm bored already! when is this thing starting? *blasts off a pillar nearby due to which half the roof collapses*

Ozzaharwood
06-07-2011, 04:25 PM
:Enters 7 foot tall un-imaginably super muscular guy:

:Stands by the tournament entrance and stares with bulging red eyeballs:

ram
06-07-2011, 06:37 PM
I got killed....
now someone solve this mystery of how i got killed and who killed me(shounen is not just about fighting you know)
my dying message is :)

neogenstru
06-07-2011, 09:27 PM
*Even after completley getting the living shit beat out of him neogenstru harnesses the power of friendship and fires his other secret technique gokiyotenshihakamedesukawiyoken*

DrPumpkin
06-07-2011, 09:32 PM
I'm sorry but to enter the tournament you must first defeat the eighteen mighty overlords of mightiness and then defeat your rival in a battle to the death.

neogenstru
06-07-2011, 10:11 PM
A tournament ,but I just spent like 30 episodes to defeat this generic plot villain!

LVUER
06-07-2011, 10:27 PM
Looking at ramiel's dying message and then at his corpse. Shove him to incinerator and burn him to crisp. Case closed.

indescribable
06-07-2011, 11:26 PM
:Enters 7 foot tall un-imaginably super muscular guy:

:Stands by the tournament entrance and stares with bulging red eyeballs:
-snerk-

ram
06-08-2011, 05:24 AM
http://www.mangatutorials.com/file/pic/photo/2011/06/ramiel-emotion-3-not-my-drawings-btw.jpg?t=4def3e8825f96
now I'm mad!
*dark clouds engulfed the sky*
*thunder roars*
*light shines from where ramiel stood forming a magic circle*
enchantment(spark upon my hands and light upon the face of darkness! CASTING! THUNDER BLADE!)
*explosion of sparks that engulfed all of the arena*
*when all smoke become clear everyone saw a that the arena has been destroyed and turn to ashes and they saw a very powerful light emits in ramiel's hand forming a blade sword*
special effect of this power= anyone who quote this will be destroyed, anyone who reply to this will be destroyed and all who commented on this thread so far has all been destroyed..
...
don't worry i just told you the special effect... it's not like i have activated it yet...

LVUER
06-08-2011, 06:28 AM
Then I draw this! Magic cancel! When this magic card activated, all magic effects will be nulled, and since this is a permanent magic card, all future magic will be nulled as well as long as this magic card still in the arena.

And I also summon this lv.9 monster, White Knight Dragon, by sacrificing all bystander near the arena. Yeah, life sucks for support and minor characters, I know...

ram
06-08-2011, 06:47 AM
too bad this is not a magic... this is a monster..
i summon my self being one with the monster... and I am lord of a lord monster so magic effects don't work on me!
now I activate special effect of my self! but just one part of it! the reply part!
and slashed the magic cancel that you drew!

now die LVUER!
*LVUER = 4000* tudududud...
*LVUER = 3513* ddudud....
*LVUER = 3102* dudududu....
*LVUER = 100* duduudd..
*LVUER = 0* dudut.
http://www.mangatutorials.com/file/pic/photo/2011/06/ramiel-emotion-5-not-my-drawings-btw.jpg?t=4def53101f589

neogenstru
06-08-2011, 11:18 AM
*gazes in awe*

Byakuran
06-08-2011, 03:08 PM
-smoke-
-a awesome silloutte appearss-

Did someone want a fight? -smirk-

-Awesomeness shines, yes me, i mean-

LVUER
06-08-2011, 08:13 PM
Hahaha, sorry to disappoint you, but I have built-in auto-(full)recover and auto-(full)revive that always activated with 0 MP cost. Besides, I use 8000 standard life points, not the 4000 one so I survive that attack.

And since you are the lord of monster, I decided to stop playing around and switch to my old attacks, the omnipotent judgment ray that no one (even the king of lord of monster) could withstand. FYI, this judgment ray is the cheapest attack in shonen manga universe.

Evil_Cake
06-08-2011, 11:11 PM
Man you've really pissed me off.

*punches LVUER in the face*

LVUER
06-08-2011, 11:20 PM
Dodge it... "Too slow, evil one" ^_^

Evil_Cake
06-08-2011, 11:27 PM
heh heh.. I was hoping you'd dodge, because five seconds ago i threw a grenade where you are now!

*explosion*

ClockHand
06-09-2011, 12:12 AM
But I appear to save LVUER (deus ex machina)

And now as magical as I appeared, I disappear saying encouraging words to LVUER so he can break his power limits.

ram
06-09-2011, 06:45 AM
I guess you won't go down that easy LVUER... it's time for me to retreat but i shall return..
but this is my BGM while I'm doing it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYdVz42mZxM

GunZet
06-09-2011, 01:20 PM
compressed cardboard sticks dipped in chocolate.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lksuxllRDC1qcfgllo1_400.gif

butternut
06-09-2011, 01:57 PM
^ Ouch

neogenstru
06-09-2011, 02:21 PM
Uwahhhh the site of a man I don't even know getting punched in the nuts enrages me!! *Powers up*

Byakuran
06-10-2011, 05:20 AM
-smokes-

Samurai sword, Style hitsugaien. no5.
DRAGON'S BITE!! (i never get it why people say their attack name before attacking i mean...why?)

LVUER
06-10-2011, 05:48 AM
Saved by ClockHand and receive magical encouragement from him, I drastically power up. Now I could call my exoskeleton power armor that I usually keep at another dimension. With this new power armor, I launch the barrage of death missiles. Everyone thinks it's going to rain since the sky is dark. They're wrong, the sky is dark because it's covered by clusters of my life form-destroying missiles.

Evil_Cake
06-11-2011, 01:40 AM
DRAGONNNNN!!!!!!
I SUMMON YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

*unzips pants*

Byakuran
06-11-2011, 02:13 AM
WHOAH WHOAH since when was this hentai?


I shall slay this dragon of your then!

DrPumpkin
06-11-2011, 03:06 AM
Please leave surgery to me.

-Takes out massive flaming sword of flames and poses-

ram
06-11-2011, 06:12 AM
WHOAH WHOAH since when was this hentai?




lol there are ecchi shounen.. that one just made me laugh...

LVUER
06-11-2011, 06:39 AM
Just make sure you don't start growing tentacles (-__-)

ram
06-11-2011, 07:57 AM
Just make sure you don't start growing tentacles (-__-)
lol >.< i wonder how many reported me the time i did that >.<

Evil_Cake
06-11-2011, 10:23 AM
*rezips pants after shenlong flies out*

neogenstru
06-11-2011, 03:32 PM
*slays dragon in heroic gory-er glory*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/reapermen/internet&#37;20pics/Berserk_v31c269p12.jpg

Bacon_Barbarian
06-17-2011, 11:29 PM
*comic is translated into English*

butternut
06-18-2011, 12:14 AM
*absorbs all the energy from around and blasts the shit out of the whole world*

Nothing remains except emptiness.

Evil_Cake
06-18-2011, 01:12 AM
*teleports around*

butternut
06-18-2011, 01:20 AM
Where did you come from? thought i'd blasted you.

here take another. *shoots a beam of energy which is programmed to follow the target, hence can't miss*

LVUER
06-18-2011, 02:03 AM
Re-create all universe in a blink of an eye. Not an easy task since it's easier to destroy things than to fix it... Don't do that again, 'kay?

ram
06-19-2011, 09:58 AM
Re-create all universe in a blink of an eye. Not an easy task since it's easier to destroy things than to fix it... Don't do that again, 'kay?

:cat_nyaa: okay i'm sorry moommmy!!

neogenstru
06-25-2011, 03:49 PM
I win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Dfzp_JY4M

Byakuran
06-25-2011, 09:35 PM
[clicke]Tsk, These lines mean nothing, a villian does not need to speak, his actions will speak for him...



Muwhahaahhaahaah

[/cliche]

Sho
06-26-2011, 04:12 AM
Even if I lose my arms, I'll kick you to death,
even if I lose my legs, I'll bite you to death,
and even if I lose my mouth, I'll stare you to death.

Byakuran
06-26-2011, 07:45 AM
Isn't that from a vocaloid song?

Outcast
06-26-2011, 07:57 AM
I thought it was a monty python reference

Sho
06-27-2011, 09:20 AM
There's actually this part in Naruto where he says something like that.

neogenstru
06-27-2011, 01:30 PM
Freeeeeeeza!!

ram
06-10-2012, 03:48 AM
Let's continue our battle right now!

*returns with a very powerful aura*

Hayashida
06-10-2012, 04:28 AM
Don't bump old threads. You've been here long enough to know that. This thread is even from like last year, jeez.