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Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 04:29 PM
New Spam Thread.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 04:32 PM
Goddammit, BACON.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 04:32 PM
Dude, I had this sitting in another tab for the last 10 minutes. No one was going to get past me.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 04:33 PM
;A; I'll never get another at this rate.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 04:34 PM
D:

Probably not.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 04:38 PM
Hold me. Or I'll rape your soul.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 04:42 PM
*pats on the back* There, there. Everything will be OK.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 04:47 PM
Your soul...

pajamajam
06-04-2011, 04:49 PM
Man, I'm always away when it's time for a new spam thread.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 05:02 PM
It's still kinda fresh so it's all cool.

EDIT: It's illegal to commit suicide in the States? o_O

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 05:06 PM
yeah man if u kill yourself your corpse is made into soylent green

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 05:06 PM
...

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 05:08 PM
if u wish to die, you are turned into food so others may live

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 05:12 PM
Ah.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 05:25 PM
It's illegal to commit suicide in the States? o_O

Yeah. So if you mess up ... Off to Jail with you. Probably not a Psych Ward and not Jail though.

BozeSG
06-04-2011, 05:37 PM
So you'll have to make sure there's nothing left of you but beautiful red splashes of "red paint" all over your room... hmm, things have become quite restricting...

Outcast
06-04-2011, 06:06 PM
If I commit suicide I want to take as many people with me as possible.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 06:17 PM
First, enlist in a school ...

Delphinus
06-04-2011, 06:20 PM
If I commit suicide I want to take as many people with me as possible.

Strap fireworks to yourself and shoot yourself through a crowd of people.

pajamajam
06-04-2011, 06:28 PM
You have to strap the big rocket to your butt or it won't work.

jubeh
06-04-2011, 06:32 PM
It has to be in your butt or it wont work

ladyannette
06-04-2011, 06:42 PM
I prefer to just kill other people and spare myself so I can laugh at the panick and depression and such.

BozeSG
06-04-2011, 06:47 PM
I prefer to strap other people's butts to each other and shoot fireworks at them from a helicopter...

Byakuran
06-04-2011, 07:52 PM
You should try killing some CENTiPAD's then xD < southparkjoke >

ladyannette
06-04-2011, 09:21 PM
*is lost*

CypressDahlia
06-04-2011, 10:07 PM
5:3 + 7 is actually 7 and 5/3rds.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 10:19 PM
That's not what the title is saying, and you know it. :P

neogenstru
06-04-2011, 10:46 PM
My weapon of choice
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/supergirldesiree/spatula.png

pajamajam
06-04-2011, 11:04 PM
Let's do this.

http://photos.abrestaurantsupply.com/I_Spatula_12.jpg

butternut
06-04-2011, 11:30 PM
5:3 + 7 is actually 7 and 5/3rds.

It could be 8 and 2/3rds as well. :P

Psy
06-05-2011, 03:38 AM
Oh stop it you two! Just whip your calculators out and measure.

Socrates
06-05-2011, 03:41 AM
I watched the first two seasons of Oz today and have seen more cock today then I have in my entire life. Good show though.

Psy
06-05-2011, 03:44 AM
I'm fighting the urge to say something like "that's not what she/your mom said" but I will probably lose.

Socrates
06-05-2011, 03:45 AM
Integrity is funny as well, Psy.

Psy
06-05-2011, 03:56 AM
^ I just had a jr highschool flashback.

BozeSG
06-05-2011, 06:12 AM
Bleh, i hate personal statements...

Bacon_Barbarian
06-05-2011, 12:19 PM
Saying you hate personal statements, is a personal statement. :P

Evil_Cake
06-05-2011, 02:12 PM
i was messing with what I thought was a pen but it was actually a phial full of kidney stone and I almost dumped it out on the floor

Hayashida
06-05-2011, 02:28 PM
wat

Socrates
06-05-2011, 02:41 PM
...Huh?

Evil_Cake
06-05-2011, 02:43 PM
yes theres a tube of kidney stone in my pen jar for some reason

Hayashida
06-05-2011, 02:44 PM
That's pretty gross but intriguing at the same time.

Socrates
06-05-2011, 02:44 PM
You should try to write with it.

Psy
06-05-2011, 02:48 PM
Were they passed naturally?

Sylux
06-05-2011, 03:06 PM
Were they passed naturally?

O_O

butternut
06-05-2011, 05:00 PM
Is there a kidney doc in the house?

Evil_Cake
06-05-2011, 05:12 PM
Were they passed naturally?

no it was cut out

Ozzaharwood
06-06-2011, 07:23 AM
That's messed up man

Renzokuken
06-06-2011, 11:34 AM
There's an alarming amount of guests here as opposed to members signed in.

Maybe I should rape their souls. I think they'd like that.

Hell_Baron
06-06-2011, 11:40 AM
Guys, i am in some pretty deep shit right now...
i just checked the balance on my bankaccount and it turns out i have a total of 16 euros on it.
now normally this wouldn't be a problem but seen as school is taking quitte a while to send in some info on when my intake is going to take place, and my scolarship is about to expire unless i give the people controlling that shit and whatnot info on what education i'm going to follow after my current one before june the 15th, i'm pretty much fucked.
either way i'm going to have to get a job besides my study, which are pretty goddamned rare around the area where i live.
(and god help you if you suggest to take a job as a manwhore)

i've looked on the web for a jobs on job-getting-site-thingys but their search engines seem to confuse cleaning jobs and orderpicking with administrative jobs and even airtraffic controller.
what. the. shit.

jubeh
06-06-2011, 12:37 PM
Take a dump and go to sleep

Socrates
06-06-2011, 01:22 PM
Also, go to a nice restau-wait nvm

wolfman
06-06-2011, 05:46 PM
‎"theres only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that dont"
this is awesome, it let me determine who the fellow nerds were within a group of 15 random people because about 4 of us saw it and laughed while everyone else stares at it and thinks wtf

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 05:54 PM
Guys, i am in some pretty deep shit right now...
i just checked the balance on my bankaccount and it turns out i have a total of 16 euros on it.
now normally this wouldn't be a problem but seen as school is taking quitte a while to send in some info on when my intake is going to take place, and my scolarship is about to expire unless i give the people controlling that shit and whatnot info on what education i'm going to follow after my current one before june the 15th, i'm pretty much fucked.
either way i'm going to have to get a job besides my study, which are pretty goddamned rare around the area where i live.
(and god help you if you suggest to take a job as a manwhore)

i've looked on the web for a jobs on job-getting-site-thingys but their search engines seem to confuse cleaning jobs and orderpicking with administrative jobs and even airtraffic controller.
what. the. shit.

Hmmm you live in Drachten right? OOHH I REMEMBER... Van Dijk is looking for people who'll work in the summer and i heard it pays really good, and last year the stop was in Drachten... Maybe you could try to apply there for a summerjob?

And i thought there was a cleaning company in Drachten always looking for people? Also did you try to apply at like those Tempo-team stuff? And not look at there site's but really go there and apply?

Hayashida
06-06-2011, 10:55 PM
I finally landed a job interview. :0

indescribable
06-06-2011, 10:59 PM
"Finally"? Were you having difficulty getting one?

Hayashida
06-06-2011, 11:02 PM
Yeah no place around here was hiring. This new restaurant just opened though so that could be why I've got one.

indescribable
06-06-2011, 11:07 PM
Oh cool, congrats.

Hayashida
06-06-2011, 11:16 PM
Thanks, Taylour.

indescribable
06-07-2011, 12:30 AM
That game was an embarrassment -- Canucks, I am disappoint. ):

jubeh
06-07-2011, 12:56 AM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-oddly-specific-i-really-really-want-to-be-aware.jpg

Evil_Cake
06-07-2011, 01:07 AM
:cat_scared:

Max
06-07-2011, 04:06 AM
O_o

Ozzaharwood
06-07-2011, 07:44 AM
Hey look it's Max

Hayashida
06-07-2011, 12:13 PM
That game was an embarrassment -- Canucks, I am disappoint. ):

Yeah that was pretty bad. Hopefully they'll get it together so the Bruins don't catch up.

Hell_Baron
06-07-2011, 12:29 PM
Oh, dear...

Byakuran
06-07-2011, 01:07 PM
So you going to apply at Van Dijk or what?

Lucy
06-07-2011, 03:23 PM
O_o
Max why did you leave me. I had nobody to hug and give cookies to.

Ozzaharwood
06-07-2011, 05:27 PM
I'm sorry I know I'm Canadian and all, and I know no Canadian team has won the Stanley cup for like 15 years, but the Bruins are my team and if they don't win I'll murder you.

Hayashida
06-07-2011, 05:31 PM
I'm sorry I know I'm Canadian and all, and I know no Canadian team has won the Stanley cup for like 15 years, but the Bruins are my team and if they don't win I'll murder you.
Oz, you just continuously disappoint me.

jubeh
06-07-2011, 05:35 PM
Max why did you leave me. I had nobody to hug and give cookies to.

I will take max's place in your life

Hell_Baron
06-07-2011, 07:02 PM
So you going to apply at Van Dijk or what?

yeah, totally.
i ought to build up some bank in order to pay for my next education.
then after the summer holiday i'll find a partime job for in the evening.

Lucy
06-07-2011, 07:06 PM
I will take max's place in your life

No, it will never be the same. This is the angsty story arc where everything goes downhill and suddenly the cast cries a lot. Cerebus syndrome (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CerebusSyndrome) has struck us, children, now gather round and get ready for a lot of the main characters to die.

goggy
06-08-2011, 12:58 PM
This sounds like fun.

Byakuran
06-08-2011, 02:19 PM
yeah, totally.
i ought to build up some bank in order to pay for my next education.
then after the summer holiday i'll find a partime job for in the evening.

Cool,, aren't u glad i suggested it ;D
Yu'r like 21? or something right...? i'd say a cafe for evening and such its cool :)

Hell_Baron
06-08-2011, 05:18 PM
Uhm Bya it seems like i've run into a little problem.
you see apparently they don't go further than Lemmer to pick people up.
because it took over 2 hours for people to get there...

but there's still hope, i mean summer break hasn't started yet...

GunZet
06-08-2011, 07:31 PM
Where's the 'I'm back' thread. I need to say 'I'm back.'

Evil_Cake
06-08-2011, 08:01 PM
wb

Sylux
06-08-2011, 10:12 PM
No Cake he didn't say it officially yet, man. :(

Byakuran
06-09-2011, 09:02 AM
Uhm Bya it seems like i've run into a little problem.
you see apparently they don't go further than Lemmer to pick people up.
because it took over 2 hours for people to get there...

but there's still hope, i mean summer break hasn't started yet...

Wtfff.... Last year it was Drachten why did they change it .... that sucks... i know its a big travel but you get paid good i hear...
I really dont know ... Drachten is so far away.... just check yur regular places and stores even if there isnt a sign... i really dont know...

butternut
06-09-2011, 05:10 PM
Where's the 'I'm back' thread. I need to say 'I'm back.'

So are you back for good? or what?

Max
06-09-2011, 05:41 PM
I'd say I'm back, but that would possibly be an outright lie, and I love some of the people here too much to lie to them.

Also, Hi.

GunZet
06-09-2011, 06:08 PM
^ I know this guy.

Max
06-09-2011, 06:09 PM
I also know that guy.

butternut
06-09-2011, 06:34 PM
Also, Hi.

:cat_hi:
How do you do?

GunZet
06-09-2011, 06:40 PM
How do you do what?

butternut
06-09-2011, 06:53 PM
I literally Laughed My Ass Off at that =D =D

GunZet
06-09-2011, 06:57 PM
Glad I could amuse you this fine day.

butternut
06-09-2011, 07:04 PM
Me too. I'm glad that I got amused.

Also, that you're glad.

GunZet
06-09-2011, 07:04 PM
So...the day isn't fine? D:

butternut
06-09-2011, 07:05 PM
umm, not yet.

GunZet
06-09-2011, 07:08 PM
Well damit, you gotta let me know this stuff before I start making assumptions. Otherwise the fine day is void and I lied!
You'll have a good fking day or so help me...people get hurt.

butternut
06-09-2011, 07:14 PM
umm, does it help if i say my day just turned fine when i got amused?

GunZet
06-09-2011, 07:17 PM
Good enough *puts his guns away*

butternut
06-09-2011, 07:21 PM
Phew. So how fine is your day??

GunZet
06-09-2011, 07:29 PM
Pretty fine. Ordered some new skate shoes, I'm gonna go pick those up from the shop today, and skate the rest of the day, wooooo!

Sylux
06-09-2011, 07:33 PM
I shoveled up a masterpiece classic from last year. Jai showed me this last summer and I think it's probably the best thing he's ever done.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127

butternut
06-09-2011, 07:43 PM
What should I do to make my Java plugin work? I use Firefox 4 and my Java is up to date. I installed it today. Also, the plugin manager says Java is enabled, but it won't work.

Hayashida
06-09-2011, 07:51 PM
got a job at a restaurant now guys

butternut
06-09-2011, 08:01 PM
Congratulations! Get us some free food now?

Also, couldja please tell me what to do?

Sylux
06-09-2011, 08:40 PM
Are you a waiter and saphira get Chrome and dump Firefox. I had reservations against that action, too, at once, but once I made the switch everything just became clear to me.

pajamajam
06-09-2011, 08:42 PM
saphira, giving Maggie ten bucks makes everything better.

Max
06-09-2011, 10:20 PM
...

^_^

Sylux
06-09-2011, 10:22 PM
What's up fuanzai ippai
Hanzai kienai towani
What's up fuanzai ippai

Max
06-09-2011, 10:26 PM
Why am I suddenly full of hate?

Sylux
06-09-2011, 10:29 PM
Because I am the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best

Max
06-09-2011, 10:34 PM
...Are threats against someones life still allowed on MT?

Sylux
06-09-2011, 10:36 PM
Yeah go ahead. They'll probably just rake all the leaves out of the yards of your family, though. :)

Outcast
06-10-2011, 12:22 AM
The fuck are you saying asshole? Shut the fuck up.



Urg I'm tired today.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-10-2011, 01:06 AM
This is why you shouldn't do drugs. I kid. Sort of.

Socrates
06-10-2011, 06:51 AM
http://www.hdpicturesofanimals.com/hd-animals-pictures/monkey-5.gif

Outcast
06-10-2011, 06:56 AM
This is why you shouldn't do drugs. I kid. Sort of.

:lol:

Sylux
06-10-2011, 12:22 PM
The fuck are you saying asshole? Shut the fuck up.

Who, me? O_o

Outcast
06-10-2011, 12:32 PM
No, the asshole who looks like you.

Sylux
06-10-2011, 12:36 PM
What did I do? :(

Outcast
06-10-2011, 12:39 PM
You know damn well what you did bitch.




I was tired and your nonsense post pissed me off for some reason, I'm fine now though. Good morning.

Sylux
06-10-2011, 12:41 PM
I didn't do anything to warrant bad treatment, really. What I said was rightfully justified and also open to interpretation as coming from me or another source, as was Max's post.

Outcast
06-10-2011, 12:43 PM
It was mostly a joke though. Chill man.

Sylux
06-10-2011, 12:46 PM
Alright, I'll do that. :)

Outcast
06-10-2011, 12:48 PM
Good, good.

Sylux
06-10-2011, 12:50 PM
Hey I tried that chilling thing out and I found a cool picture.
http://www.gizmodiva.com/entry_images/1207/10/The_Cat-Lav_1.jpg
Primordial poop.

Outcast
06-10-2011, 12:52 PM
Ehhhh. Fuck you. :[

Hayashida
06-10-2011, 01:47 PM
Are you a waiter

No I just do stuff that needs to be done around the place.

Sylux
06-10-2011, 02:11 PM
Like a bus boy? And hey is this your senior year?

GunZet
06-10-2011, 06:21 PM
Ehhhh. Fuck you. :[

http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy43/timemaster95/babyliftinginstructionsedit2.png

pajamajam
06-10-2011, 10:06 PM
So I had an adventure today and now I can't use my left hand.

Ozzaharwood
06-10-2011, 10:22 PM
Do we want to know how or why or is it not bad

pajamajam
06-10-2011, 10:29 PM
I was distracted when I turned on the bread slicer and work and ended up cutting my middle and ring fingers and smashing my fingertips. My ring finger wasn't cut bad, but I cut the bone in my middle finger. It hurt so bad that I almost fainted and bled so bad it went through an inch of gauze and I had to go to the hospital. Now I have a fat bandage and splint on my finger and I have to go in every day to get the bandage changed. They said I could go back to work but I can't use my left hand.

Outcast
06-10-2011, 10:40 PM
Shit.

pajamajam
06-10-2011, 10:43 PM
Yeah I shouted a few obscenities. And then the doctor gave me some shots to numb my finger that hurt worse than the cut ever did. I screamed like a baby.

Evil_Cake
06-10-2011, 10:49 PM
hmm good luck with the healing

Outcast
06-10-2011, 10:49 PM
"Relieves nasal allergy symptoms. Warning: may cause complications leading to death"

Evil_Cake
06-10-2011, 11:10 PM
some would prefer death to a stuffy nose

pajamajam
06-10-2011, 11:30 PM
Yeah allergies get pretty intense.

Hayashida
06-10-2011, 11:41 PM
Like a bus boy? And hey is this your senior year?

Yeah I guess so. Today I had to stand at the door, opening it for people and greeting people and stuff. I didn't get to sit down at all so my legs are killing me.
And no, I'm already out of high school.

jubeh
06-11-2011, 12:33 AM
John why aint you ever on msn

Hell_Baron
06-11-2011, 01:13 PM
Yeah I guess so. Today I had to stand at the door, opening it for people and greeting people and stuff. I didn't get to sit down at all so my legs are killing me.
And no, I'm already out of high school.

Damn, that sucks...

goggy
06-11-2011, 02:15 PM
Cleverbot won't work for me. :(

Delphinus
06-11-2011, 03:52 PM
Cleverbot? Who needs Cleverbot?

http://i56.tinypic.com/nx4y6r.png

http://i52.tinypic.com/992rdc.png

http://i53.tinypic.com/2805e8w.png

I wish IRL women were this easy. O__O

goggy
06-11-2011, 07:00 PM
This answers so much...

Hell_Baron
06-11-2011, 07:38 PM
SUDDENLY

Loss of social skills

pajamajam
06-11-2011, 08:05 PM
You guys. I have really good painkillers.

jubeh
06-11-2011, 08:10 PM
Does anybody have some really good painkillers I could borrow

GunZet
06-11-2011, 08:16 PM
Why would you want to kill pain? What has it ever done to you? Fking savages.

pajamajam
06-11-2011, 08:16 PM
No I only got 15.

jubeh
06-11-2011, 08:22 PM
Maggie cmon man don't be a painkiller hog

GunZet
06-11-2011, 08:27 PM
She doesn't know how to split em in half and share the wealth apparently.

pajamajam
06-11-2011, 09:39 PM
Guess not. Also I feel sick now.

Evil_Cake
06-11-2011, 10:26 PM
narcotics?

pajamajam
06-11-2011, 11:16 PM
Hydrocodone. It's good times.

Hayashida
06-11-2011, 11:22 PM
John why aint you ever on msn

Man I'm on msn what are you talking about.

indescribable
06-12-2011, 05:53 AM
Liar.

Hayashida
06-12-2011, 01:45 PM
Taylour, I'm not going to be on at 5 AM.

indescribable
06-12-2011, 02:11 PM
WHAT? O _ O

Hayashida
06-12-2011, 03:32 PM
You posted that at almost 5 am eastern time.

indescribable
06-12-2011, 04:08 PM
Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

Hayashida
06-12-2011, 06:35 PM
No you weren't don't you lie to me

indescribable
06-12-2011, 06:39 PM
Me? Lie?

What are you talking about.

Hayashida
06-12-2011, 07:08 PM
You wear... Baseball pants?

Anty
06-12-2011, 08:12 PM
e . e

Socrates
06-12-2011, 08:12 PM
Bought Shogun 2 total war last week, haven't even played it yet. Talked to technical support, everything. Updated drivers, did a bunch of dumb little tricks they thought would work for it.

Love spending 50 bucks on a game I won't ever play.

Anty
06-12-2011, 08:16 PM
Ouch. o . O


(does anyone actually remember me?)

indescribable
06-12-2011, 08:20 PM
Not in the least. > ^ >

Jk, stick around or I'll have to pull out the cutlery again.

Anty
06-12-2011, 08:24 PM
< ^ < No...not again...anything but that...I came back didn't I?

Evil_Cake
06-12-2011, 09:37 PM
anty eh? more like fanty... heheheheh

no its not funny

butternut
06-13-2011, 01:42 AM
Sorry, i'm new, I don't know you Anty.

In other news, i'd just been like a pedestrian bridge away from canada. I wanted to run and step inside canada (illegally, but that's the fun part) but couldn't :(

indescribable
06-13-2011, 02:44 AM
Because?!?


On another note -- cops are annoying. Also nosy, interfering neighbors. e ~ e

Bacon_Barbarian
06-13-2011, 03:10 AM
If the trend continues today will be the worst day of my life. Only 2 hours in. I hope the next 22 are better. Guh...

indescribable
06-13-2011, 03:12 AM
-pats chair-

Have a seat and tell all of your problems, Bacon.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-13-2011, 03:23 AM
I was just on FB, chatting with a friend. And then I get this chat from a guy whose not really my friend. I'd known him from Middle School, but I moved away 2 years ago. Anyway, he was tripping some really bad shit and accused me of selling it to him last week. Which is ridiculous, because:

1) I was with my mom last weekend
2) I don't fuck around with drugs

Crazy ass motherfucker just about gave me a goddamn heart attack.

GunZet
06-13-2011, 12:41 PM
Bought Mass Effect 2 PC yesterday. Time to get my sci-fi on!

Anty
06-13-2011, 02:05 PM
I'm here for 2 days straight o . o this must be some kid of record.

In other news...I'm eating a bacon + egg sandwich...yummy..

ladyannette
06-13-2011, 05:14 PM
Eggs are gross... but look what I learned to do today!

大輔よ!^^

GunZet
06-13-2011, 05:47 PM
Eggs are awesome. Who doesn't love eating enzymes?

indescribable
06-13-2011, 05:59 PM
大輔よ!^^
Daisuke yo...? o - o

Psy
06-13-2011, 06:04 PM
Eggs are awesome. Especially when you can do this to them
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6HABfeJXco/Sj9dtgyqYHI/AAAAAAAACpc/x0W4nxtNZik/s200/P6220423.JPG

Allso I think I have the stomach flu.

Ozzaharwood
06-13-2011, 06:06 PM
The stomach flu is awful and should be recreated as a person and tortured and ripped apart and skinned and yeah you get the picture.

Psy
06-13-2011, 06:21 PM
Ive had this a few times over the past like three years but I'm still not sure it's stomach flu. Woke up and the room was spinning the had to barf (traumatic) twice (I need therapy now) then I had to lay down and pass out for four hours. I asked for soup (I want egg drop soup but I don't know if I can handle it yet) like an hour ago but no one loves me so I'm about to go make it my self. Usually it all only lasts a day but I had to call out of work today which pisses me off because I will go no matter what normally (I like making money).

GunZet
06-13-2011, 06:22 PM
Ive had this a few times over the past like three years but I'm still not sure it's stomach flu. Woke up and the room was spinning the had to barf (traumatic) twice (I need therapy now) then I had to lay down and pass out for four hours. I asked for soup (I want egg drop soup but I don't know if I can handle it yet) like an hour ago but no one loves me so I'm about to go make it my self. Usually it all only lasts a day but I had to call out of work today which pisses me off because I will go no matter what normally (I like making money).
Grabbin' pills.

indescribable
06-13-2011, 06:22 PM
Food poisoning, maybe?

Psy
06-13-2011, 06:27 PM
I don't know. Possible. One of the girls I work with called out the other night saying she had food poisoning so maybe it's a virus or bug that I've been told has been going around.

jubeh
06-13-2011, 06:28 PM
At least its not the butt flu

Psy
06-13-2011, 06:30 PM
I would rather it go out the basement than the attic.

indescribable
06-13-2011, 06:30 PM
PSY! Get on MSN. Please?

GunZet
06-13-2011, 06:33 PM
I would rather it go out the basement than the attic.
Ehhhh...I prefer the attic. Don't think I've chucked up in a good 2 years, maybe longer.

jubeh
06-13-2011, 06:33 PM
@psy: Naw man you don't want a runny ass

neogenstru
06-13-2011, 07:53 PM
Atleast Diarrhea is quick and to the point

Evil_Cake
06-13-2011, 08:03 PM
in my experience u can only throw up so much but that poo keeps on coming

jubeh
06-13-2011, 08:05 PM
Its true

indescribable
06-13-2011, 08:14 PM
At least with diarrhea you don't run the risk of having it come out your nose as well.

jubeh
06-13-2011, 08:15 PM
Speak for yourself

indescribable
06-13-2011, 08:16 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, have you ever had that experience?

jubeh
06-13-2011, 08:18 PM
Let's just say it's not an experience I could describe to a lady

indescribable
06-13-2011, 08:20 PM
I don't see any ladies around.

jubeh
06-13-2011, 08:21 PM
What an interesting thing to say

indescribable
06-13-2011, 08:25 PM
Indeed.

Byakuran
06-13-2011, 08:28 PM
Yo

jubeh
06-13-2011, 08:29 PM
NUMANA-SWAAAAAN

ladyannette
06-13-2011, 09:15 PM
*poke*

jubeh
06-13-2011, 09:17 PM
*Judo throw*

indescribable
06-13-2011, 09:19 PM
O:

-kicks in the face-

jubeh
06-13-2011, 09:19 PM
*Flies out the window*

pajamajam
06-13-2011, 09:19 PM
*flips off*

jubeh
06-13-2011, 09:21 PM
*Lands on a car. Car alarms go off*

indescribable
06-13-2011, 09:23 PM
-shakes cane-

ladyannette
06-13-2011, 09:23 PM
*Sticks tounge out* meanie.

*hugs indescribable*

GunZet
06-13-2011, 09:48 PM
*Lands on a car. Car alarms go off*

Sunnuva BITCH, here they come!!

ladyannette
06-13-2011, 10:02 PM
*loads machinegun parasol* I'm ready.

Evil_Cake
06-13-2011, 10:55 PM
*loads parasol machine gun* me too

GunZet
06-13-2011, 11:33 PM
So I just got outta class and it's raining super hard, so I'm taking shelter sitting on my laptop outside waiting for it to stop cause I don't wanna walk through it while I have my laptop and (new) skateboard. CO can be a bitch sometimes.

jubeh
06-13-2011, 11:34 PM
Take a dump and go to sleep

GunZet
06-13-2011, 11:39 PM
I don't want any part in your specialties.

butternut
06-14-2011, 12:40 AM
Take a dump and go to sleep

Don't you have any other advice to give?! you're like some broken tape that keeps repeating itself.

jubeh
06-14-2011, 12:53 AM
Saphira if you were to just take a dump and go to sleep you'd finally understand

butternut
06-14-2011, 12:55 AM
Um no thank you. I'll pass.

jubeh
06-14-2011, 12:58 AM
One day

butternut
06-14-2011, 01:04 AM
What?

jubeh
06-14-2011, 01:05 AM
ONE DAY

butternut
06-14-2011, 01:05 AM
Yeah, what on that day??

jubeh
06-14-2011, 01:07 AM
Oh I thought you couldn't hear me

butternut
06-14-2011, 01:09 AM
Oh i can't hear you alright. but i can see what you posted.

Hell_Baron
06-14-2011, 06:27 PM
I just read a couple of reviews of Duke Nukem Forever... and it does not look good
seriously, this game is getting harsh reviews all over the place.
The main argument for these shitty reviews is that the game looks outdated and the humour is lame and sometimes even tasteless...

WHAT.

WTF would you expect from a game that has been in development for almost 14 years, constantly switching from engine and publisher?!
Jim Sterling, a guy that laughs at abortion jokes (i think), who defended a school shooter simulator mod for half-life 2 because of it's "dark and gritty humour" said this about DNF: "The reality of Duke Nukem Forever is that it's absolute garbage that should have stayed confined to the bowels of Development Hell."
I'm sorry, but WHAT?!?
yes i agree the "you-can-carry-only-2-weapons-so-you're-pretty-much-fucked" system is complete shite, but giving it a 2/10?

Ok so maybe this is my nostalgia-boner talking, but surely it can't be that bad?

then again, maybe our expectations were a little too high and maybe some reviewers had their head stuck up Activision's rear entrance at the time they were reviewing it or high on cough syrup while watching sesame street.

but i thought that was what the Duke was all about?

Huge ego, objectifying women and shitting out one cheesy one-liner after the other?
i tought that was what made Duke Nukem awesome, being so wrong it's right.

could it be that gamers have become so goddamned prudish these days?
Well, maybe the reviewers but strangely enough DNF is selling like a tit in a cheesecake.

jubeh
06-14-2011, 06:34 PM
Lol at people getting mad at jim sterling. If I had trusted his review for castlevania I wouldn't have had to suffer through that awful awful game. He's one of the only honest reviewers in the business.

Also were you seriously against the existence of the school shooter game. DO you really want to get into that.

Evil_Cake
06-14-2011, 08:48 PM
always bet on duke

Bacon_Barbarian
06-14-2011, 08:56 PM
See, it wasn't in development for 14 years. Maybe 3. That's why people are mad.

Anyway, Henry Kissinger was on the Colbert Report. For once, I wish Colbert had shut up in an interview.

Lucy
06-14-2011, 08:59 PM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4959/ef51e5769587290e403c069.gif
Bananas are good for you.

pajamajam
06-14-2011, 09:46 PM
whoa.

Evil_Cake
06-14-2011, 10:19 PM
o great bananas

indescribable
06-15-2011, 02:43 AM
So I just discovered the miniature replica of my butt that my sister made out of modeling clay, complete with leg stubs.

Outcast
06-15-2011, 04:05 AM
Oh that's just great. :lol:

DrPumpkin
06-15-2011, 06:59 AM
That'll be a nice ornament to put on your fireplace.

Have a nice relaxing friday night, by the fire, with a book, and occasionally stare at your own butt.

jubeh
06-15-2011, 10:33 AM
Taylour's always bragging about her butt

Hayashida
06-15-2011, 01:46 PM
The butt is one of, if not the most hilarious body part.

Hell_Baron
06-15-2011, 02:03 PM
what what, in the butt?

indescribable
06-15-2011, 03:14 PM
Taylour's always bragging about her butt

Yes, well now I have two.

Edit: Nvm, apparently she squashed it. o _ o

jubeh
06-15-2011, 05:45 PM
Taylour I think you couldn't stand the thought of another butt like yours.

I think you squashed it.

*Crowd gasps*

GunZet
06-15-2011, 06:27 PM
http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/funny_myspace.gif

indescribable
06-16-2011, 12:50 AM
Dear Canucks,

I am ashamed of you.

Sincerely, You deserved to lose ):

butternut
06-16-2011, 12:54 AM
hey we should have a thread for dearblankpleaseblank jokes.


or we could just visit the site. nvm.

indescribable
06-16-2011, 12:56 AM
-raises eyebrow-

Mhmm...

Byakuran
06-16-2011, 08:26 AM
I just read a couple of reviews of Duke Nukem Forever... and it does not look good
seriously, this game is getting harsh reviews all over the place.
The main argument for these shitty reviews is that the game looks outdated and the humour is lame and sometimes even tasteless...

WHAT.

WTF would you expect from a game that has been in development for almost 14 years, constantly switching from engine and publisher?!
Jim Sterling, a guy that laughs at abortion jokes (i think), who defended a school shooter simulator mod for half-life 2 because of it's "dark and gritty humour" said this about DNF: "The reality of Duke Nukem Forever is that it's absolute garbage that should have stayed confined to the bowels of Development Hell."
I'm sorry, but WHAT?!?
yes i agree the "you-can-carry-only-2-weapons-so-you're-pretty-much-fucked" system is complete shite, but giving it a 2/10?

Ok so maybe this is my nostalgia-boner talking, but surely it can't be that bad?

then again, maybe our expectations were a little too high and maybe some reviewers had their head stuck up Activision's rear entrance at the time they were reviewing it or high on cough syrup while watching sesame street.

but i thought that was what the Duke was all about?

Huge ego, objectifying women and shitting out one cheesy one-liner after the other?
i tought that was what made Duke Nukem awesome, being so wrong it's right.

could it be that gamers have become so goddamned prudish these days?
Well, maybe the reviewers but strangely enough DNF is selling like a tit in a cheesecake.

Duke Nukem just sucks -total hater-

goggy
06-16-2011, 08:35 AM
I love brownies. :D

Sylux
06-16-2011, 10:13 AM
SCHOOL'S OUT TIME TO WORK AHAHAHA

Hell_Baron
06-16-2011, 12:10 PM
@Bya

RUDE!

Delphinus
06-16-2011, 02:23 PM
Duke Nukem just sucks -total hater-

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Hell_Baron
06-16-2011, 03:37 PM
Amen Delph, amen...

BTW did i mention Gearbox hired (off the record) an indie developer to make a remake of Duke Nukem 3D?
no word yet on when it's going to get released yet but it's going to be SWEET!

...god i feel old.

jubeh
06-16-2011, 06:15 PM
Duke nukem more like puke poopem

Psy
06-16-2011, 06:17 PM
So I went to the dr on the 8th and had to have blood taken for some tests. I just got a letter in the mail saying to come in to talk about them. I don't wana go. I don't even know what tests were takin but I kinda want to go just because I've allways wanted to know what blood type I am. I've made an appointment to go in the 22nd but they didn't tell me what time. So who wants to go to my funeral when I find out I'm dying?

jubeh
06-16-2011, 06:18 PM
Will there be food

Psy
06-16-2011, 06:31 PM
Probably. Mexican family so : carnitas, tostadas, rice, beans, and because it's my funeral I want to be hurried with a cake.

I think I want to make it really traumatic for someone so if I have a viewing I want to be read a bed time story in my coffin.