Chats and Quotes of MT

[Ozzaharwood]

Post all funny/interesting chats or quotes here.
This includes Groupboard/IM's.

I have no quote right now, so yeah.


Remember no passive aggressive spiteful posting

[Fenn]

Oh.

[Evil_Cake]

from fart thread /


...I didn't think things would come to this here...

[jubeh]

To delphinus


I guess i now know why autistic persons flirt with you

[GunZet]

[quote Bya]' I would like to have a taste of your Jerky ;D ' Maybe implying jerky is a dick . - . i don't know [/end quote]

[Hayashida]

Jeez Gunzet, how long have you been a member and you still don't know how to use quote tags?

[Evil_Cake]

:P

[GunZet]

Jeez Gunzet, how long have you been a member and you still don't know how to use quote tags?
Nah, the quotes from the old forum don't work with this one, and I didn't feel like fixing it up.
See the light now?

[Evil_Cake]

Oz: Omg, who drew the penis' with legs
Shizukani: Great moreeeee lag
Oz: Josh, you epic.
Josh: what
Oz: You drew penis' with legs
Josh: :l
Josh: Well I didnt intend for it to be a penis
Josh: but if thats what it looks like okay.
Shizukani: lmfao from older quotes thread

[Byakuran]

[quote Bya]' I would like to have a taste of your Jerky ;D ' Maybe implying jerky is a dick . - . i don't know [/end quote]


I don't get whats funny

[goggy]

Did you spell out the joke?

[Rio]

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv50/DrPumpkin1214/howtocurewritersblock.png

Also, it's definitely not going to be BL. Whatever the accidental bulge I drew on his shorts may imply, it is NOT going to be Yaoi. ;)

This cracked me up. xD

[jubeh]

10char john on the subject of snarf


What the fuck you guys, Snarf sucked. All he did was go "snarf snarf" and then would ditch Lion-o for dead. To hell with snarf. In fact, fuck snarf!

[Renzokuken]

Ooh. Somebody's mad.

[Hayashida]

I'm not mad, Snarf just sucks.

[Renzokuken]

Damn, he must be pretty freaking bad.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Dammit that was supposed to be a quote. Fuck you forum.

...

[jaidurn]

[1:15:05 PM] Sylux: hold up
[1:16:09 PM] Sylux: i have cmd open!!!
[1:16:17 PM] Sylux: I can change the cock!

[Byakuran]

Bya:
TOAST don't. you. die. on. me
well i'm going to bed bye

Toast:
NIGHT sorry i was trying o kill someon-

Bya:
u murderer

Toast:
oh yess i love the blood dripping down slowly from all of my victims! >=D

Bya:
really?
i like to kill them bloodless most of the time
but i do give them a lot of pain befor
i love the acid dip

Toast:
so you drain the blood with a straw first and then murder them?
oic oic

Bya:
SLOWLY dip
no blood no mess

Toast:
i like to stab them as much as how old they are. so if they're 50, i stab them 50 times =D

Bya:
maaan what do you with babies then?

Toast:
I never stab people under 9 years old, thats just sick!

Bya:
....
then what do you do with babies?
i like stragling them and put them in the bed of their parents to make it look like THEY did it

Toast:
i like to eat them
raw
=D

Bya:
awh man what about the diapers?

Toast:
i choke their parents with the dirty diapers

Bya:
awesome
i usually do something alike with lovers
i burn one lover in ash
but i first FORCE them to show a vid of them burning alive
and then chocke them with their cremains

Toast:
i usually just kill them, and then make it so their bodies are hugging eachother, and then i melt their arms so they are stuck together
it look beautiful
sometimes i end up eating them though

Bya:
cool
u sometimes like to test them
and make them do test
but if they win they still lose
maybe im watching 2 much SAW...

Toast:
saw makes me hungry D:

We should totally team up toast :cat_rosy:

[GunZet]

That was painful.

[Outcast]

:]

[Evil_Cake]

That was painful.

aye

[jubeh]

Msn


J says
JESUS FUCK JAMES
WHAT THE FUCK
DONT YOU BE GIVING ME THIS BULLSHIT MAN

[Hayashida]

more msn
Yeah I hate it when people take pictures of their vaginas covered in ketchup

its like nobody wants to see that

[Byakuran]

Are u sure it was ketchup :o?

[DrPumpkin]

Oh god, Bya.

[Delphinus]

Bya is a classy lady. Regarding her post:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/33/Do-not-want-verbose.jpg

[Byakuran]

that was supposed to be a :O smiley btw but it normally gets that and i don't get whats the problem.

[Umber_the_kid]

xD Wow that was lovely to read. /sarcasm

Also I am saving that DO NOT WANT thing

[GunZet]

Are u sure it was ketchup :o?

Reference to monthly menstruation.
I hope I just made this worse.

[Byakuran]

i knew that, but why did he write ketchup then.

[GunZet]

He could've just called it vagato juice.

[jubeh]

Cmon guys dont be tuna heads.

[DrPumpkin]

There should be an alarm in case of another period joke.

(Just in case).

[Outcast]

Tuna... the smell of unwashed female genetalia?

[Ozzaharwood]

Linz: i feel violated
Linz: -cries like a baby-
Byakuran: why man
erika: rofl.
Byakuran: i was like kind ahitting on yu
Linz: thats why im crying
erika: ROFL.

[Evil_Cake]

why'd i have to read this while eating

[Bacon_Barbarian]

IDK, why do you have to eat?

[Evil_Cake]

umm the answer is obvious

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Yeah, well, Bacon is pretty great

[GunZet]

If you're not Canadian bacon. You don't count.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Bacon > Ham.

WTF are you talking about GunZ.

[GunZet]

Ham > Bacon

WTF are you talking about Bacon.

[Hayashida]

both of you shut up.

Besides, pork cutlet is obviously the best.

[pajamajam]

No no no. The pork loin that comes in those plastic tube things is the best.

[GunZet]

You mean intestines?

[Evil_Cake]

naw man the loin

[pajamajam]

Yeah, you can get these big pork loins in plastic tubes for like $12 at Kroger and Walmart. They last like 3 meals if you roast them, or you can cut them into chops or whatever and stretch them even more. It's really juicy, and so tender you can just cut it with a fork.

[PWhit]

Or you could just go to a butcher and get a steak....

[pajamajam]

Steak is delicious, but it's not exactly cheap.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Ham > Bacon

WTF are you talking about Bacon.

You poor bastard. :/

[jubeh]

Gunzet's opinions man.

[Outcast]

Spiral cut or honey ham is superior to bacon but it's close

[goggy]

I like ham but I don't like bacon.

[Ozzaharwood]

Bacon is better than ham. Honey ham is good, but bacon is the greatest. -Lives in Canada so has superior bacon-

[indescribable]

Canadian Bacon sucks.

[Hayashida]

I dunno if I've ever had canadian bacon. I just have the normal kind

[DrPumpkin]

I just eat pigs alive.

[Ozzaharwood]

That works too, but I find I get a lot of mud stuck in my teeth if they aren't washed well enough.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Canadian Bacon = Ham

Yes?

[indescribable]

No.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Since when.

[MiKuRu]

Someone tell Miku they are a girl now
.______.

[jubeh]

Thems the breaks kid

[indescribable]

Since when.
Canadian Bacon is like the thing that's stuck in the middle because it can't decide if it actually wants to be ham or bacon. Also it sucks.

[Hayashida]

.______.
Hey, I don't make the rules, OK?

[jubeh]

Skype


[3:42:22 PM] Maggie: i don't know man
[3:42:54 PM] Maggie: But for some reason your dog's name makes me think of biblical style dog rape or something

[Outcast]

What?

[PWhit]

Yeah dogs are quite the rapists.

[Sho]

Noobs. So much fun :D

Kasey : and godzilla
Sho : Yeah.
Guest3822 : were you calling me godzilla?
Kasey : -_-
Kasey : so that's the first thing you assume is it?
Guest3822 : well yes just because of the way you were talking about me before
Kasey : aiya. . .
Linz : i hate my life
Kasey : o.o
Kasey : that makes me sad
Guest3822 : no i didnt mean it like that its just.....
Sho : Rofl
Linz : Brb suicide
Sho : Bestest convo EVUR.
Sho : OMG
Sho : NO
Sho : WORST
Sho : LINZ
Sho : DONT SUICIDE
Sho : ;A;
Linz : lmao epic timing evan
Linz : xD
Sho : <___<'
Guest3822 : is she actually gonna suicide?
Sho : Yeah
Guest3822 : omg
Sho : 5 minutes from now
Kasey : yup she is
Sho : she'll be gone
Kasey : FO SHO
Sho : POOF.
Guest3822 : seriously
Linz : I'm sorting out my knifes now
Sho : Seriously.
Linz : Yeah
Sho : She's thought about it alot
Sho : and has good reasons
Guest3822 : now i feel really bad about what i said
Linz : Yeah
Sho : we support her
Guest3822 : why are you doing this?
Linz : I'll see y'all in the afterlife
Kasey : -Waves a suicidal Linz flag- o.o
Linz : -waves-
Sho : We'll see ya
Linz : -disappears to suicide-
Guest3822 : no LINZ DON"T SUICIDE!!!!!
Kasey : ilu linz
Sho : ilu2
Guest3822 : LINZ?
Guest3822 : u stil there?
Sho : ...
Sho : gone.
Kasey : Of course not she dead >:I
Guest3822 : ..............................
Sho : baww

[Ozzaharwood]

Lmao, who was that guest?

[Evil_Cake]

More like doppeldangler.
required text here to post quote

[Outcast]

Bacon, the fuck is 90~? Did the number just fart? Did you maybe mean 90%? How the fuck did you make it to high school? This made me feel happy.

[jubeh]

[7:03:46 PM] James: Where the fuck is the sandsea
[7:04:22 PM] Maggie: It's the desert
[7:04:27 PM] James: Yeah I guessed that
[7:04:35 PM] Maggie: Like, you walk through the desert til you find the special desert

and then a little later


[7:09:53 PM] James: Wtf there is just a door to the sandsea
[7:10:01 PM] James: The sandsea is a bar
[7:10:03 PM] James: Fuck maggie
[7:10:17 PM] Maggie: hahaha

[jubeh]

This thread sucks


So that's what the human race has come to.


What, lack of empathy or understanding? I wish I had no empathy. Life would be much simpler, and frankly more pleasurable.


No, idiot, the guy doing a backflip off a ramp on a children's tricycle.

[Hayashida]

Needs more funnys goins on.

[Ozzaharwood]

<Gedeon> i think i raped the groupboard O.O

<Oz> The groupboard feels violated now

O____O

[jubeh]

Godammit oz

[Hayashida]

2char
James the Quarrelsome says: (11:40:53 PM)
Dude all I do is suck dick

James the Quarrelsome says: (11:41:00 PM)
24/7

[Jak]

Anything ViolentAJ said

[Byakuran]

2char

This isn't the James i know!!
:monkey_girlycry:

[jubeh]

There's a lot you don't know about me

[toast]

Anything ViolentAJ said

stop livin' in the past jak, GET WITH IT!

[Renzokuken]

How long has it been? o_O

[Sylux]

Easily... 6 years now?

[GunZet]

Naw, like 5 right?

[Sylux]

That sounds right. I dunno, man, I'll have to look this jank up.

[Byakuran]

Wolf:
i forgot where you live
Bya:
The Netherlands lol
Wolf:
oic
oh
so
dutch is from netherlands
Bya:
...
Wolf:
i fought it was from a place called (i guessed) dutchlands :L


Silly wonderwolf

[GunZet]

Does not compute.

[Byakuran]

He was serieus you know. . - . that wasn't meant as a joke.... that why it's funny lol

Since i first said that i the subject dutch sucks

[Slurpee]

omg I missed this thread. people say some seriously stupid shit sometimes xD

[jubeh]

On the subject of horse thievery.


J says
I dunno, its what my dad says
if he sees a guy with his eyes close together he will lean over to me and be like
that guy is a horse thief

[Byakuran]

Thats not even funny.

[Evil_Cake]

ya it is

[goggy]

It is useful as well.

[Hayashida]

Numana you'd better be careful or else your horses are going to get stolen.

[Byakuran]

John, no...just no.

Do i look rich enough to own a horse?

[GunZet]

Doesn't everyone in the Netheregion own a horse?

[Hayashida]

goddammit James.

J says: (5:08:31 PM)
did it expand ok

James the Quarrelsome says: (5:08:41 PM)
Expand

J says: (5:08:47 PM)
since the files were separated

J says: (5:08:51 PM)
did they like attach themselves


James the Quarrelsome says: (5:08:56 PM)
My dick expanded

J says: (5:09:00 PM)
ffs

James the Quarrelsome says: (5:09:05 PM)
Heheheh

[Evil_Cake]

gross

[Hayashida]

I know, eh

[jubeh]

On geography


James Harrison says
I've always wanted to see the muddy buttswamps of australia
Aether says
Hey man, we don't have muddy buttswamps.
J says
we can do an australian tour when our band gets famous
and we will see all the muddy buttswamps of oz

[Ozzaharwood]

Buttswamps of oz?

[Aether]

Are you being racist Ozza.

[jubeh]

Not sure if this counts as an inside joke


cake says
super rats
u never had them i c
James Harrison says
Obviously not
Do they play music that comes to life
cake says
duh
i went 2 high school with their music

[Hayashida]

hahahaha

[jubeh]

On quick wits and hurt feelings


James Harrison says
Just seems like I would have to come up with a shitload of comebacks or it would get repetitive

J says
I can help you come up with some
I'm great at comebacks
go on, try to insult me

James Harrison says
You look like a droopy eyed armless child

J says
ouch man wtf

[Hayashida]

On necks

James says: (12:06:46 AM)
Your neck

James says: (12:06:49 AM)
Will be covered in shit

James says: (12:06:57 AM)
Like some sort of scat scarf

James says: (12:07:15 AM)
Like you're being suffocated by a boa conshitter

[Evil_Cake]

u guys talk about some scary crap

[jubeh]

You should join us

[Evil_Cake]

huh?

[jubeh]

Next time you're on msn

[Evil_Cake]

oic

dont actually have msn on my computer, but when i check my email it is in there

i wonder if it can talk to 2 people at once

[jubeh]

Iduno if messenger on the web can.

[Fenn]

Win:
Dude you have no clue how much I fucking love blue. It's like, almost purple. O_O

[jubeh]

Godammit fenn.

[Fenn]

Godammit fenn.

I feel like we may need a "jubeh vs Fenn virtual deathmatch" thread...

[jubeh]

On indians


J says
this guy was like
I WILL FUCK YOUR SISTER SHARPLY
I was like whaaat

[Byakuran]

lol, is that about those misheard lyrics one?

[jubeh]

No that was from a real conversation john had on omegle.

On music videos.


- Anyone who doesnt agree that 'Just' by Radiohead is the greatest music video ever should be kicked between the legs till I deem they have had enough.


Wait, HoS, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time.

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Kanye-West-grabs-the-mic-001-300x180.jpg

[Slurpee]

Automatic win! XD

[Byakuran]

On indians

How was it on indians?

[jubeh]

The dude was indian.

[Byakuran]

John's sis name is Sharply? ....

ALSO I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE JOHN WHEN EVERYONE IS LIKE THAT D< -hinthint-

[jubeh]

Know he was going to perform the act sharply.

[Byakuran]

HEY JUBEH DID YOU GET THE HINT D8<

[jubeh]

No what are you saying

[Byakuran]

Hmmm lemme see i can feel how john feels when a guy tell him he wants to fuck his sister.... hmmmmm

[jubeh]

Man I never went that far

[Byakuran]

Well, you were implying to it

[jubeh]

Fine I will stop reading gintama or whatever

[Byakuran]

Nuuuuuuuu well w/e if you cant love Gintama you just can't.

[jubeh]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART NUMANA

[Byakuran]

Ugh if you can't handle it you just can't.

[jubeh]

Man stop saying I can't. It's not about my desires. ITS HEAVENS WILL. *Points at the sky*

[Evil_Cake]

but what is ur will?

[jubeh]

To unite the land in this world of chaos

[Evil_Cake]

what the hell that was my idea

i'll kill you

[jubeh]

What if we were to join forces

[Evil_Cake]

what? just like that? no war...?

[jubeh]

You wouldn't stand a chance.

[Evil_Cake]

dont get cokcy

[DrPumpkin]

On Bya and Jubeh.


Oh, you two lovebirds behave.

[jubeh]

That's not even funny.

[Sylux]

It's not funny because there's no chidori.

[Outcast]

That's not even funny.

Shut up and have your little jubakuranettes already.

[Sylux]

Byakubeh Battle Brawlers

[GunZet]

Byakubeh Battle Brawlers
This is quoted.

[Hayashida]

You guys are terrible at this

[GunZet]

^
That is not quoted.

[Hayashida]

The truth sometimes hurts, doesn't it

[GunZet]

It does :C. Hug me.

[Evil_Cake]

James says: Oh nice
James says: Dude my guy can make you ponder the meaning of life for 2 minutes
alex says: whaaaat
James says: And for those two minutes you can do nothing else
James says: I can also defy gravity
alex says: wow
James says: Its no big deal
James says: *Flies into the air*
man i gotta type stuff to post this

[Fenn]

...
:cat_rosy:

[GunZet]

Well goggy aint got no problems with finding a vein to sticka needle in it......yo....DAMN its hard to sound gangsta-like!

This is quoted.

[Byakuran]

Shut up and have your little jubakuranettes already.


Thats not even possible..... Outcast what happened with you? Making these cheesy jokes....? You are not the outcast i've known....

[Outcast]

D:

[Evil_Cake]

what happened to u man

[Outcast]

T_T I don't know. Hold me.

[Hell_Baron]

OKAY! *rapes*

[Byakuran]

Nuuuuu *stops Hell Baron before Outcast gets raped*

It's oke Outcast... you'll find yur spark again..one day... *pat pat*

[jubeh]

Man we got dudes raping each other in this thread can we get back on track.

[Outcast]

OKAY! *rapes*

*RAPE-aXe* >:]

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Bacon is right...


Actually I agree with you, Bacon...

Something's wrong...

[Gedeon]

Man all the threads here are wired! ILL FIT RIGHT IN!!!! ::D

[Hayashida]

James saying stuff

James Harrison says
What are you getting at
J says
Nothing, but it just seems like it came outta nowhere
James Harrison says
What are you trying to say
J says
...
What?
James Harrison says
John I will send you to hell

[jubeh]

That's not even funny man

Cake on friendly fire.


Cake says
also crap
i threw this spear at an enemy
but it died
and the spear killed my ally that was fighting the dude

James Harrison says
Hahaha
That poor guy had a family of his own
What are you going to tell his mom

Cake says
"my bad"

[Hayashida]

I dunno just the way "I will send you to hell" came out was funny to me.

[Outcast]

I'm 24 and have no friends

Out of context, but that's how I read it.

[Fenn]

Question: I've seen it a ton in fiction, but can you really taste traces of a kiss? Just something I wanna know for sure before I try writing about romance I've never had.


Love the honesty.

[Slurpee]

Matt you just made my day xD

[Evil_Cake]

its p nasty if u kiss someone who ate some spaghetti recently

[Hayashida]

On the subject of drying lettuce.

James says: (4:10:47 PM)
I thought about getting like some nunchucks

James says: (4:10:50 PM)
And sticking one end into the lettuce

James says: (4:10:53 PM)
And flailing it over my head

James says: (4:11:01 PM)
But gramma was like why the fuck are you so retarded

James says: (4:11:06 PM)
And pulled out the spinner

James says: (4:11:16 PM)
So I was like okay we will do it your way

James says: (4:11:17 PM)
This time

[Japxican]

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

[jubeh]

On hanging out with the wrong crowd.


Cake says

wow im on my friend's league of legends account
and here are some names of people on his friend list
jizzer
thechode

[Hayashida]

Cake's friend's got some weird friends.

[jubeh]

On crimes of poo passion


James Harrison says
They did tests to find out whose poo it was
But the outcome was unclear

Cake says
how do u test poo

James Harrison says
Apparently there are traces of dna
So I guess if you ever commit a crime
Just hold it in

Cake says
ok but my calling card is leaving poo on my victiom's face

James Harrison says
Well thats no good

Cake says
and its gotta be hot when the police get there
so i cant use bagged poo

On homofoobia

Byakuran says
you can call me homofoob or w/e

[Sconethief]

That one about the poo had me laughing so hard... I must be 12 or something.

[Byakuran]

Byakuran says
you can call me homofoob or w/e
Jubeh says
homofoob

....

[CypressDahlia]

Homofooobbbb.

[Byakuran]

Don't man. don't.


There should be a word for when you make up a word for something but it doesn't stick so you don't get to be a linguistic trendsetter.


If someone is like that, they could be called Utrensious.


Or they could be called john

xD

[jubeh]

On forced labor camps.


James Harrison says
back
It was goulash time

Cake says
cool man
did u survive

James Harrison says
Yeah man

Cake says
o wait goulash not gulag

[Evil_Cake]

jubs on rift classes


James says:
Beastmaster is awful
James says:
Like you think you're gonna be rexxar
James says:
Then you get this sickly cat thing
James says:
That looks like it just vomits all the time nonstop
James says:
When you're not looking
James says:
Its worse when you get that bondage gear armor
alex says:
lol
James says:
Because then its like who's the pervert with the sick cat

[Byakuran]

Old Quote thread was so awesome... what happened?

[Hayashida]

Okay James and I went through the Chats & Quotes thread from the old old forum and picked out the best ones. So here they are in no particular order.

You better enjoy all the work we've put into this great quote migration.


What all you dykes need is a good hard stiff dicking!!!

*gets naked*




James says:
Jesus christ norman is fullbown crazy
Alexander Hamilton says:
Thsi si far crazier than Norman
Jesus
WHY
WHHHY
James says:
Iduno norman is pretty wacko
This chick dressed up as his mom and he's letting her stab him
Alexander Hamilton says:
They're talking about dinosaurs building boats, James



I'm sorry, but I find the plot of this story very confusing. There is a girl from the spirit world, but there is also a vampire and a psychic? And the yakuza? I don't quite get it.



there was a new person that joined and his username was shadowofshadowofshadow can anyone like make him get a name change his name is a copy and its not original




Evi: really sounds like fun, jk do you have anything that cures the blues?
Blu Fox: The blues? As in depression?
Jubeh: No, she's talking about the post-slave musical movement.




*punches Tetsu in the baby*
OH MAH BABY




Baha says:
ALL RIGHT
TIME TO MAKE
MY NOTEPAD
FOR MY SUPER POST
Tzvety says:
YESSSS!
Baha says:
Or wait.
I suddenly lost interest.
Fuck that.



You wear. Baseball pants...?



I wonder who looked at a string of beads and wondereD "Those would be nice up my ass."




Alexander Hamilton says:
Beartato makes me hungry
Alexander Hamilton says:
o_o
Jubeh says:
o_o
Alexander Hamilton says:
nomnomnom



i put a pizza in the microwave but insted of time i dialed my ex's #. that took hours took cook. It also started a fire and I'm now on the street again. And despite all the trouble, I am pizzaless once again.




Jubeh wrote:
Aether fights like a cow.
Aether wrote:
Moo.
Evil_Cake wrote:
not milking that *walks away with bucket*



you are destroying me brain you damn whore with breath of vagina fart!!!




Wait, since when are skincolour and musical taste interconnected?Guys I just got back from this awesome white people concert.



ya good luck wiff tat. (<---- I spelled That wrong on purpouse)



crap, Delphinus* sorry for misspellin ur name, id leave it if it weren't for the misspelling sounding like penis




why do people like picking on duane so much? lay off guys.This literally makes you duane's best friend.




Alexander Hamilton says:
Okay
Alexander Hamilton says:
Okay
James says:
o_o
James says:
Okay
Alexander Hamilton says:
Sorry for the double okay



I'm working on this song that I came up with while skating and cutting myself...



I am the fattest reader known to this world




Alexander Hamilton says:
It's SO cool that other species dance
Jubeh says:
It is pretty rad
Alexander Hamilton says:
I wonder what the biology is behind that
Jubeh says:
I believe it's called the groove gland
Jubeh says:
Located near the funky bone



i like dis idiah



ClockHand you are nothing but a Clock blocker.




did you hear that



did you hear what I said?




Lord Windy:
"With our powers combined, we are CAPTAIN HAMILTON"
LtGenHamilton:
LOL
Don't be crazy, Hamilton woudl just be a planeteer
Washington would be Captain Washington
Lord Windy:
HAHA
LtGenHamilton:
You know what's really, really awful?
I didn't just come up with that
I actually considered who would be who if they were planeteers
beforehand




this is considered flaming and should be deleted. i win Yeah, you should go find a mod.




How do I make one? By not being a dumbass.

How does that make you feel.




Hmmm.... I am going to Europe if the American government keeps at it.
If you are afraid of universal health care then prepare to be disappointed by europe



Don't worry, Kodos, I still love you...

Now spit in my mouth.



You can be any magical race, as long as It actually exists




Oh god, he's back.

Chii please kill this with fire. ):
ok jubeh -.- i seriously just want to kill you and rip you face off >:|



In Jesus all things are possible!



Cause you know what.
I answered my sister's phone the other day.
It was a video call.
And what I saw.
Was a Penis.



my wii came!




what were you before you were born?a combo of jizz and an egg!



High school is odd.
One time when i was in 9th grade (Freshmen, allso only grade i attended while in highschool) there was a cripple fight. . . . . 2 guys in wheal chairs fighting. I duno why they fought but they did. One had a motorized wheelchair and the other had a regular one. The one in the motor powerd one was circling the other slaping him on the face every full circle. the other was swating at him but never really landed a good hit. the one in the regular wheal chair lost (i duno how cuz really he just got slapped a buncha times for like 10mins) and the other one was the winner. the winners chair then died on him and the spectators just left him there. then finally a teacher came out and helped him find a place to recharge.




There is a rape scene if you keep reading. i wanna read the whole thing i mean wow



roflmao thanks for getting the typo *embarsed*



shut up. everything you say from now on is crap.



Proof. I hope you dont mean an ass kicking for me, thats funny, ill smash you and your family.




Kodos: Okay.
Kodos: Srs question.
Kodos: What is worse.
Kodos: Jews or Sonic 2k6?
Shozag: Jews did 9/11, but they didn't charge money for it.
Shozag: Sonic 2k6.



Oh my fucking god... You cannot be fucking serious... YOU CALL THAT FUCKING OWNAGE? PIXIE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE FACTS CORRECT. IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT ABOUT 9 OUT OF FUCKING 10 WARS WITHIN THE PAST FEW HUNDRED YEARS HAVE HAD GUERILLAS AND WAR-MONGERS AND MERCENARIES. HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO OPERTE A FUCKING WAR WITH ONLY FUCKING LOYAL SOLDIERS? IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. YOU NEED TO HAVE ACTUAL SITUATIONS TO HAVE A WELL-FUNCTIONING RPG. AND THE DEFINITION OF GUERILLA IS... Oh my god, why am I even wasting my time? Pixie, I understand you want a great RPG, but I cannot operate in these totally unrealistic situations, so, for the time being, I'm going to have to withdraw from action and watch from the sidelines.



And stop that squealing too, you sound like a pig.

a little girl pig.



there's a difference between hugs and sex, my dear...But I dont see that difference.

*hugs*




wtf is boyaaawww?!
I can't believe you don't know what boyaaawww is.



My best friend is Columbian but my drug trafficking skills are mediocre at best.



i know that you non-Blacks like to make fun of us and belittle us
you have your forums
and we Blacks can do nothing
not yet at least
wait until the race war
we cannot win, but we will do damage




Alexander Hamilton says:
I wodnaesonable
Alexander Hamilton says:
*I wonder if I'm being unreasonable
James says:
XD
James says:
Wow.




dude like you aint done stuff like that. wat about the testicles on face



I can't seem to get enough wood

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Here's some screencaps because these would just be too much to type out.
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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/simone.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/ohgodshutup.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/jake.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/Clockhand.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/cakeown.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/Baha-1.png


Hopefully you enjoyed that. I think I've got carpal tunnel syndrome after typing that all out now.

[jubeh]

gj John.

[Hayashida]

thx

[jubeh]

Or should I say simone

[Hayashida]

I'll kill you

[Byakuran]

John,:bunny_heartdance: i now forgive you for saying numapoo to me.

Old thread was deff much better xD,, but i think we have had a lot of good quoting material on this forum 2 but we are now to lazy to actually quote it .... Are we getting old?

[Delphinus]

Hey John. That's funny, I'll smash your family.

Is that the closest thing we have to a meme?

[Celestial-Fox]

Oh, holy crap, I totally forgot about how I accidentally started Simone. Darn autocorrect. XD

And I actually think so, Del.

[jubeh]

Why aren't more people commenting on this enormous undertaking.

[Hayashida]

I'm tempted to sticky this motherfucker

[Evil_Cake]

the greatest deeds go unnoticed

[jubeh]

you are destroying me brain you damn whore with breath of vagina fart!!!

[indescribable]

You wear. Baseball pants...?
... That was a perfectly legitimate question.

[Hayashida]

Yeah but the way we imagined you saying it was funny

[Byakuran]

What simone said.

[butternut]

Woah! just put down alist of all your nicknames hayashida

[Fenn]

Integrity is funny as well, Psy.


^ I just had a jr highschool flashback.


Bleh, i hate personal statements...


Saying you hate personal statements, is a personal statement. :P


i was messing with what I thought was a pen but it was actually a phial full of kidney stone and I almost dumped it out on the floor

Evil Cake pissed me off when I first got on this site; now he's become my freaking hero.

[Sylux]

Sylux D-Lux says
So have you never backed down or something?
Del says
Well, not since that happened.
Del thinks our chat is a shonen manga.

[Renzokuken]

i know that you non-Blacks like to make fun of us and belittle us
you have your forums
and we Blacks can do nothing
not yet at least
wait until the race war
we cannot win, but we will do damage

How could I miss this guy.

[jubeh]

On booty bouncing


John Achtymichuk says
Like iirc
when I first talked to you on MT five years ago
I wondered
does that guy like booty bounce

[Byakuran]

.... Is he telling you if you've ever had sex... or something... ? o___O

[jubeh]

Wat

[Japxican]

"On the other hand, I have different fingers." <--random quote by a clueless person amidst the unusual conversation of regulars.

[Byakuran]

James Harrison says:
Yeah all that farting and pooping is really hot

James you and your weird fetish.

Edit;


James Harrison says:
POOMANA-KUUUUN

Whats with you and crap man?

[Hayashida]

I know eh, he's always talking to me about crap

[jubeh]

Sometimes I think you guys just hear what you want to hear

[Hayashida]

See even now you're talking crap.

[Byakuran]

Hayashida says:
POOMANA-KUUUNNNNN

Byakuran says:
JUBEH IS RUBBING ON YOU

Srsly.

[jubeh]

I'm rubbing on you

[Byakuran]

Thats sounds... totally... gay....

[Socrates]

Yes. It. Does.
jk shut up

[Delphinus]

Yo Sylux can you edit my IRL name out of that quote?

[Ozzaharwood]

I did it just to save time, and from people seeing it

[Evil_Cake]

gj

[Sylux]

Thanks Ozzy. You's a lifesaver. :)

[jubeh]

On gun fighting


Cake says
u bring poop to a gun fight
u gonna get shot
and then when they find ur corpse they'll see u holding poop in ur hand

[Hayashida]

hahahaha
what a brilliant scheme

[Byakuran]

But,,

What if the guy passes out because of the horrible smell of the poo?
Or that guy throws the poo faster? i mean it hits his face and he like eats a bit of it and then the other guy wold like barf and then he could grab the gun and shoot him first, right?

[Evil_Cake]

yeah thats what usually happens but I was just being ridiculous

[jubeh]

I've never heard poo that goes faster than the speed of sound

[Socrates]

I've never heard poo that goes faster than the speed of sound


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hjSaYCRnA&feature=related

[Byakuran]

I've never heard poo that goes faster than the speed of sound

You'd be amazed how fast you can shoot out your poo with diarrea.

[jubeh]

Trust me numana I know a lot about poo

[Evil_Cake]

so its come to this

[Byakuran]

Sometimes I think you guys just hear what you want to hear


Trust me numana I know a lot about poo

HA!

[jubeh]

What're you ha-ing about.

On butts and faces.


Cake says
i am very interested in people getting butts on their faces



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha5cRhytRnk

[jubeh]

Cake says
uhg shld i be eating this
will i die from this
uhhg

A short while later


Cake says
uhhhhgggg
what is this taste it is like a monkey shat in my mouth

[GunZet]

Seiko says:
yeah
it turned out to be stuck in the past i think
i'll watch the view now actually

GunZ€t says:
Lol...the view

Seiko says:
review*
o-o


We all love Whoopi.

[Hayashida]

On Ozzaharwood's username.


No but I can guess.

You got a weird boner while watching the wizard of oz during the flying monkey scene. It happens to the best of us.

[Kodos]

<sUTARI> Show me those boobs josh

[Fenn]

Furthermore, I'd like to have a little rant about people who are religious and people who believe in supernatural phenomena (aliens, ghosts, talk to the dead etc) that when questioned or disagreeing with their claims they then tell you that you need to be more 'open-minded' without even understanding what being open minded actual is.

Being open minded is simply having a willingness to consider new ideas, a concept that science thrives on. Furthering our understanding about the enviornment we live in depends on our willingness to consider new ideas. Entirely. Which is why you just have to laugh at the religiously/supernaturally smug who say: 'Well, science doesn't know everything.' Ofcourse not. If science knew everything, it would stop. Because science doesn't know everything that doesn't mean science knows nothing. Science knows enough to cure a vast range of diesases that people before the Enlightment would of found unfathomable, it knows enough for anyone in the world (who can read english and has an internet connection) to read this message, it knows enough to enable me to travel from London to Cape Town in 11 hours as oppose too several months. It has tangible results which we all benefit from and nearly all of us take for granted.

Anyway, my gripe with the 'y'all gotta be more open minded' people is that when you embrace supernatural concepts as the only explaination for something as oppose to a scientific or naturalist explaination, you are almost always the opposite of open minded.

An Irishmen from Limerick who I met in Latvia told me about the time his neighbour walked into his house while he was reading the paper and noticed that the lampshade on the table beside the armchair was seemingly moving of its own accord. The neighbour, being a Catholic, superstitious sort, said; 'Jesus Christ, thats a ghost!' when the neighbour was told that this was not a ghost he replied 'What? You have the evidence right infront of you!' and went on to accuse the man from Limerick of being 'arrogantly closed-minded' and 'stupidly uncurious'. When the mans neighbour had finished his little out burst, the man turned off the fan heater beside the armchair that was causing the lampshade to move. Feeling like a prick the neighbour sheepishly said '...Oh.'

Isn't it interesting how the 'openminded' one in this story was the one to immediatly leap to the first assumption that came to mind without examining anyother possible reason the lampshade was moving, and accused anyone around him of being 'closed minded' and 'not curious' when they didn't agree with him?

If a person with this mindset is to look at an event that they deem to be 'unexplainable' they will endeavour to misinterpret evidence, make unfounded causal connections and completely eliminate alternative explainations before their even able to determine which explainations are even appropriate to the event. That is the definaition of closed minded.

Often people who tell you to be open minded about the supernatural or religion will follow up with some story or anecdote from their lives, where they apparently experienced something that science 'cannot explain'. Even if this was true, so what? All that has happened is you have experienced something that your understanding of science cannot explain, and even if science can't explain it, then the event is just that. Unexplained. It doesn't mean God, ghosts or underpants gnomes did anything. If one were to suggest that a lack of an explaination for an event is evidence of supernatural powers at work, then they have just contradicted themselves as they have just supplied an explaination for this event.

If one of your friends or family members was involved in a horrific car accident that left them bleeding by the side of the road badly injured, would you accept the offer from a total stranger of 'I have a magic liquid, that if i pour into their wounds will heal them instantly.'? Ok, maybe they wouldn't say 'magic liquid', but whatever, would you trust a total stranger to pour a substance you know nothing about into the wounds of a loved one? I'd like to think not. Does that make you closed minded? No. Hell no.

I remember the first time I visited the beautiful American state of Tennessee, where I first heard the term a 'Doubting Thomas'. For those of you who don't know, Thomas was one of Jesus's deciples, and when he heard from the other deciples that Jesus rose from the dead Thomas did not believe them. He wanted to see Jesus before he would. He wanted to see the wounds in this hands and the wound in his side before he would accept this claim. When Jesus did appear to Thomas and Thomas saw his face and his wounds he finally believed that Jesus had rose from the dead. Jesus then said something like: 'Blessed are those who believe in me without seeing me' or words to that effect. So anyone who doubts something, that sounds quite nice but completely unsupported by anything, is refered too as a Doubting Thomas. Hmm.

I remember being told this story and thinking 'Huh? Why are you making Thomas out to be the bad one? He did what any rational person would do. He heard an extradinary claim, and demanded extradinary evidence for that claim and when he got that evidence he believed it.' But ofcourse the point if the story is that it is a virtue to not ask for physcially evidence for the most important claim in human history, you're just supposed to take other peoples word for it. That is literally the moral of the story.

Fucking hell.

/educatedrant

[GunZet]

Zeta says:
Get in my face
Sylux says:
I'll come at you bro
you don't want it but I'll give it, wh
eh*
Zeta says:
....nasty


wtf man.

[Byakuran]

I must remind you that this is a "what you look like" thread, not a "what you think you look like" thread.

Sorry delp, but i loved this.

[Delphinus]

b-but


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bu87apfCnQ

[Fenn]

...

...

[jubeh]

Ughhhhh

[Fenn]

Ughhhhh

A quotable comments made in the quotes and comments section...interesting.

[Sylux]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO TAKE SHIRT OFF
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[Hayashida]

▲
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amidoinitrite

[Sylux]

You can never do anything wrong. Just different. :)

[Hayashida]

such inspirational words!

[Byakuran]

<Guest6519> I caught some crabs the other day rofl

....

[Hayashida]

On the subject of poop



Jubeh says: (2:04:26 PM)
Yeah but not all poo is worth anything

John says: (2:04:41 PM)
oh is it like that blood thing in Heaven

John says: (2:04:52 PM)
different kinds are worth different amounts

Jubeh says: (2:04:57 PM)
You gotta use the bristol stool scale

[Slurpee]

....
took me a while to get it lol

[GunZet]

Linz: I wonder if you can have threesomes in me3

I'm all in.

[Sutari]

Cypress: Asian girls are compact
Cypress: you can put them in your car
Cypress: Or your pocket