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Ozzaharwood
12-06-2010, 04:22 PM
Post all funny/interesting chats or quotes here.
This includes Groupboard/IM's.

I have no quote right now, so yeah.


Remember no passive aggressive spiteful posting

Fenn
12-17-2010, 04:57 PM
Oh.

Evil_Cake
01-11-2011, 03:10 AM
from fart thread /


...I didn't think things would come to this here...

jubeh
01-21-2011, 10:43 PM
To delphinus


I guess i now know why autistic persons flirt with you

GunZet
01-23-2011, 04:35 PM
[quote Bya]' I would like to have a taste of your Jerky ;D ' Maybe implying jerky is a dick . - . i don't know [/end quote]

Hayashida
01-23-2011, 07:39 PM
Jeez Gunzet, how long have you been a member and you still don't know how to use quote tags?

Evil_Cake
01-23-2011, 07:40 PM
:P

GunZet
01-23-2011, 11:46 PM
Jeez Gunzet, how long have you been a member and you still don't know how to use quote tags?
Nah, the quotes from the old forum don't work with this one, and I didn't feel like fixing it up.
See the light now?

Evil_Cake
01-24-2011, 02:09 AM
Oz: Omg, who drew the penis' with legs
Shizukani: Great moreeeee lag
Oz: Josh, you epic.
Josh: what
Oz: You drew penis' with legs
Josh: :l
Josh: Well I didnt intend for it to be a penis
Josh: but if thats what it looks like okay.
Shizukani: lmfao from older quotes thread

Byakuran
01-24-2011, 03:30 AM
[quote Bya]' I would like to have a taste of your Jerky ;D ' Maybe implying jerky is a dick . - . i don't know [/end quote]


I don't get whats funny

goggy
01-24-2011, 03:21 PM
Did you spell out the joke?

Rio
01-26-2011, 02:30 PM
http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv50/DrPumpkin1214/howtocurewritersblock.png

Also, it's definitely not going to be BL. Whatever the accidental bulge I drew on his shorts may imply, it is NOT going to be Yaoi. ;)

This cracked me up. xD

jubeh
01-29-2011, 02:06 AM
10char john on the subject of snarf


What the fuck you guys, Snarf sucked. All he did was go "snarf snarf" and then would ditch Lion-o for dead. To hell with snarf. In fact, fuck snarf!

Renzokuken
01-29-2011, 09:24 AM
Ooh. Somebody's mad.

Hayashida
01-29-2011, 11:50 AM
I'm not mad, Snarf just sucks.

Renzokuken
01-29-2011, 11:58 AM
Damn, he must be pretty freaking bad.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-30-2011, 10:11 AM
Dammit that was supposed to be a quote. Fuck you forum.

...

jaidurn
02-21-2011, 04:21 PM
[1:15:05 PM] Sylux: hold up
[1:16:09 PM] Sylux: i have cmd open!!!
[1:16:17 PM] Sylux: I can change the cock!

Byakuran
03-18-2011, 04:29 PM
Bya:
TOAST don't. you. die. on. me
well i'm going to bed bye

Toast:
NIGHT sorry i was trying o kill someon-

Bya:
u murderer

Toast:
oh yess i love the blood dripping down slowly from all of my victims! >=D

Bya:
really?
i like to kill them bloodless most of the time
but i do give them a lot of pain befor
i love the acid dip

Toast:
so you drain the blood with a straw first and then murder them?
oic oic

Bya:
SLOWLY dip
no blood no mess

Toast:
i like to stab them as much as how old they are. so if they're 50, i stab them 50 times =D

Bya:
maaan what do you with babies then?

Toast:
I never stab people under 9 years old, thats just sick!

Bya:
....
then what do you do with babies?
i like stragling them and put them in the bed of their parents to make it look like THEY did it

Toast:
i like to eat them
raw
=D

Bya:
awh man what about the diapers?

Toast:
i choke their parents with the dirty diapers

Bya:
awesome
i usually do something alike with lovers
i burn one lover in ash
but i first FORCE them to show a vid of them burning alive
and then chocke them with their cremains

Toast:
i usually just kill them, and then make it so their bodies are hugging eachother, and then i melt their arms so they are stuck together
it look beautiful
sometimes i end up eating them though

Bya:
cool
u sometimes like to test them
and make them do test
but if they win they still lose
maybe im watching 2 much SAW...

Toast:
saw makes me hungry D:

We should totally team up toast :cat_rosy:

GunZet
03-18-2011, 06:42 PM
That was painful.

Outcast
03-18-2011, 08:21 PM
:]

Evil_Cake
03-18-2011, 08:23 PM
That was painful.

aye

jubeh
03-19-2011, 01:15 AM
Msn


J says
JESUS FUCK JAMES
WHAT THE FUCK
DONT YOU BE GIVING ME THIS BULLSHIT MAN

Hayashida
03-19-2011, 01:34 AM
more msn
Yeah I hate it when people take pictures of their vaginas covered in ketchup

its like nobody wants to see that

Byakuran
03-19-2011, 05:05 AM
Are u sure it was ketchup :o?

DrPumpkin
03-19-2011, 05:18 AM
Oh god, Bya.

Delphinus
03-19-2011, 08:24 AM
Bya is a classy lady. Regarding her post:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/33/Do-not-want-verbose.jpg

Byakuran
03-19-2011, 02:23 PM
that was supposed to be a :O smiley btw but it normally gets that and i don't get whats the problem.

Umber_the_kid
03-19-2011, 03:19 PM
xD Wow that was lovely to read. /sarcasm

Also I am saving that DO NOT WANT thing

GunZet
03-19-2011, 03:23 PM
Are u sure it was ketchup :o?

Reference to monthly menstruation.
I hope I just made this worse.

Byakuran
03-19-2011, 03:49 PM
i knew that, but why did he write ketchup then.

GunZet
03-19-2011, 03:56 PM
He could've just called it vagato juice.

jubeh
03-19-2011, 06:35 PM
Cmon guys dont be tuna heads.

DrPumpkin
03-19-2011, 06:49 PM
There should be an alarm in case of another period joke.

(Just in case).

Outcast
03-19-2011, 07:20 PM
Tuna... the smell of unwashed female genetalia?

Ozzaharwood
03-19-2011, 08:50 PM
Linz: i feel violated
Linz: -cries like a baby-
Byakuran: why man
erika: rofl.
Byakuran: i was like kind ahitting on yu
Linz: thats why im crying
erika: ROFL.

Evil_Cake
03-19-2011, 11:15 PM
why'd i have to read this while eating

Bacon_Barbarian
03-20-2011, 01:09 PM
IDK, why do you have to eat?

Evil_Cake
03-20-2011, 01:26 PM
umm the answer is obvious

Bacon_Barbarian
03-20-2011, 01:52 PM
Yeah, well, Bacon is pretty great

GunZet
03-20-2011, 03:23 PM
If you're not Canadian bacon. You don't count.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-20-2011, 03:25 PM
Bacon > Ham.

WTF are you talking about GunZ.

GunZet
03-20-2011, 06:05 PM
Ham > Bacon

WTF are you talking about Bacon.

Hayashida
03-20-2011, 06:06 PM
both of you shut up.

Besides, pork cutlet is obviously the best.

pajamajam
03-20-2011, 06:30 PM
No no no. The pork loin that comes in those plastic tube things is the best.

GunZet
03-20-2011, 07:18 PM
You mean intestines?

Evil_Cake
03-20-2011, 07:20 PM
naw man the loin

pajamajam
03-20-2011, 07:58 PM
Yeah, you can get these big pork loins in plastic tubes for like $12 at Kroger and Walmart. They last like 3 meals if you roast them, or you can cut them into chops or whatever and stretch them even more. It's really juicy, and so tender you can just cut it with a fork.

PWhit
03-20-2011, 11:11 PM
Or you could just go to a butcher and get a steak....

pajamajam
03-20-2011, 11:45 PM
Steak is delicious, but it's not exactly cheap.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-20-2011, 11:59 PM
Ham > Bacon

WTF are you talking about Bacon.

You poor bastard. :/

jubeh
03-21-2011, 12:18 AM
Gunzet's opinions man.

Outcast
03-22-2011, 10:26 AM
Spiral cut or honey ham is superior to bacon but it's close

goggy
03-22-2011, 01:38 PM
I like ham but I don't like bacon.

Ozzaharwood
03-22-2011, 04:42 PM
Bacon is better than ham. Honey ham is good, but bacon is the greatest. -Lives in Canada so has superior bacon-

indescribable
03-22-2011, 08:49 PM
Canadian Bacon sucks.

Hayashida
03-22-2011, 09:28 PM
I dunno if I've ever had canadian bacon. I just have the normal kind

DrPumpkin
03-22-2011, 09:40 PM
I just eat pigs alive.

Ozzaharwood
03-22-2011, 10:08 PM
That works too, but I find I get a lot of mud stuck in my teeth if they aren't washed well enough.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-22-2011, 11:27 PM
Canadian Bacon = Ham

Yes?

indescribable
03-22-2011, 11:54 PM
No.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-24-2011, 08:15 PM
Since when.

MiKuRu
03-25-2011, 03:01 AM
Someone tell Miku they are a girl now
.______.

jubeh
03-25-2011, 03:01 AM
Thems the breaks kid

indescribable
03-25-2011, 03:47 AM
Since when.
Canadian Bacon is like the thing that's stuck in the middle because it can't decide if it actually wants to be ham or bacon. Also it sucks.

Hayashida
03-25-2011, 10:01 AM
.______.
Hey, I don't make the rules, OK?

jubeh
03-25-2011, 04:43 PM
Skype


[3:42:22 PM] Maggie: i don't know man
[3:42:54 PM] Maggie: But for some reason your dog's name makes me think of biblical style dog rape or something

Outcast
03-25-2011, 07:31 PM
What?

PWhit
03-27-2011, 12:42 PM
Yeah dogs are quite the rapists.

Sho
03-27-2011, 01:26 PM
Noobs. So much fun :D

Kasey : and godzilla
Sho : Yeah.
Guest3822 : were you calling me godzilla?
Kasey : -_-
Kasey : so that's the first thing you assume is it?
Guest3822 : well yes just because of the way you were talking about me before
Kasey : aiya. . .
Linz : i hate my life
Kasey : o.o
Kasey : that makes me sad
Guest3822 : no i didnt mean it like that its just.....
Sho : Rofl
Linz : Brb suicide
Sho : Bestest convo EVUR.
Sho : OMG
Sho : NO
Sho : WORST
Sho : LINZ
Sho : DONT SUICIDE
Sho : ;A;
Linz : lmao epic timing evan
Linz : xD
Sho : <___<'
Guest3822 : is she actually gonna suicide?
Sho : Yeah
Guest3822 : omg
Sho : 5 minutes from now
Kasey : yup she is
Sho : she'll be gone
Kasey : FO SHO
Sho : POOF.
Guest3822 : seriously
Linz : I'm sorting out my knifes now
Sho : Seriously.
Linz : Yeah
Sho : She's thought about it alot
Sho : and has good reasons
Guest3822 : now i feel really bad about what i said
Linz : Yeah
Sho : we support her
Guest3822 : why are you doing this?
Linz : I'll see y'all in the afterlife
Kasey : -Waves a suicidal Linz flag- o.o
Linz : -waves-
Sho : We'll see ya
Linz : -disappears to suicide-
Guest3822 : no LINZ DON"T SUICIDE!!!!!
Kasey : ilu linz
Sho : ilu2
Guest3822 : LINZ?
Guest3822 : u stil there?
Sho : ...
Sho : gone.
Kasey : Of course not she dead >:I
Guest3822 : ..............................
Sho : baww

Ozzaharwood
03-28-2011, 09:14 AM
Lmao, who was that guest?

Evil_Cake
03-31-2011, 01:13 PM
More like doppeldangler.
required text here to post quote

Outcast
03-31-2011, 06:18 PM
Bacon, the fuck is 90~? Did the number just fart? Did you maybe mean 90%? How the fuck did you make it to high school? This made me feel happy.

jubeh
04-03-2011, 08:12 PM
[7:03:46 PM] James: Where the fuck is the sandsea
[7:04:22 PM] Maggie: It's the desert
[7:04:27 PM] James: Yeah I guessed that
[7:04:35 PM] Maggie: Like, you walk through the desert til you find the special desert

and then a little later


[7:09:53 PM] James: Wtf there is just a door to the sandsea
[7:10:01 PM] James: The sandsea is a bar
[7:10:03 PM] James: Fuck maggie
[7:10:17 PM] Maggie: hahaha

jubeh
04-21-2011, 03:29 PM
This thread sucks


So that's what the human race has come to.


What, lack of empathy or understanding? I wish I had no empathy. Life would be much simpler, and frankly more pleasurable.


No, idiot, the guy doing a backflip off a ramp on a children's tricycle.

Hayashida
04-21-2011, 09:34 PM
Needs more funnys goins on.

Ozzaharwood
04-21-2011, 09:39 PM
<Gedeon> i think i raped the groupboard O.O

<Oz> The groupboard feels violated now

O____O

jubeh
04-21-2011, 11:20 PM
Godammit oz

Hayashida
04-21-2011, 11:42 PM
2char
James the Quarrelsome says: (11:40:53 PM)
Dude all I do is suck dick

James the Quarrelsome says: (11:41:00 PM)
24/7

Jak
04-23-2011, 08:48 PM
Anything ViolentAJ said

Byakuran
04-24-2011, 06:09 PM
2char

This isn't the James i know!!
:monkey_girlycry:

jubeh
04-24-2011, 06:18 PM
There's a lot you don't know about me

toast
04-24-2011, 07:42 PM
Anything ViolentAJ said

stop livin' in the past jak, GET WITH IT!

Renzokuken
04-25-2011, 05:40 AM
How long has it been? o_O

Sylux
04-26-2011, 12:59 PM
Easily... 6 years now?

GunZet
04-26-2011, 01:01 PM
Naw, like 5 right?

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:33 PM
That sounds right. I dunno, man, I'll have to look this jank up.

Byakuran
04-26-2011, 02:06 PM
Wolf:
i forgot where you live
Bya:
The Netherlands lol
Wolf:
oic
oh
so
dutch is from netherlands
Bya:
...
Wolf:
i fought it was from a place called (i guessed) dutchlands :L


Silly wonderwolf

GunZet
04-26-2011, 02:09 PM
Does not compute.

Byakuran
04-26-2011, 02:13 PM
He was serieus you know. . - . that wasn't meant as a joke.... that why it's funny lol

Since i first said that i the subject dutch sucks

Slurpee
04-26-2011, 03:30 PM
omg I missed this thread. people say some seriously stupid shit sometimes xD

jubeh
04-27-2011, 03:09 AM
On the subject of horse thievery.


J says
I dunno, its what my dad says
if he sees a guy with his eyes close together he will lean over to me and be like
that guy is a horse thief

Byakuran
04-27-2011, 07:54 AM
Thats not even funny.

Evil_Cake
04-27-2011, 12:52 PM
ya it is

goggy
04-27-2011, 01:00 PM
It is useful as well.

Hayashida
04-27-2011, 01:04 PM
Numana you'd better be careful or else your horses are going to get stolen.

Byakuran
04-27-2011, 04:04 PM
John, no...just no.

Do i look rich enough to own a horse?

GunZet
04-27-2011, 04:17 PM
Doesn't everyone in the Netheregion own a horse?

Hayashida
04-27-2011, 05:11 PM
goddammit James.

J says: (5:08:31 PM)
did it expand ok

James the Quarrelsome says: (5:08:41 PM)
Expand

J says: (5:08:47 PM)
since the files were separated

J says: (5:08:51 PM)
did they like attach themselves


James the Quarrelsome says: (5:08:56 PM)
My dick expanded

J says: (5:09:00 PM)
ffs

James the Quarrelsome says: (5:09:05 PM)
Heheheh

Evil_Cake
04-27-2011, 07:40 PM
gross

Hayashida
04-28-2011, 02:11 AM
I know, eh

jubeh
04-29-2011, 03:13 AM
On geography


James Harrison says
I've always wanted to see the muddy buttswamps of australia
Aether says
Hey man, we don't have muddy buttswamps.
J says
we can do an australian tour when our band gets famous
and we will see all the muddy buttswamps of oz

Ozzaharwood
04-29-2011, 08:12 AM
Buttswamps of oz?

Aether
04-29-2011, 10:01 AM
Are you being racist Ozza.

jubeh
04-29-2011, 11:01 PM
Not sure if this counts as an inside joke


cake says
super rats
u never had them i c
James Harrison says
Obviously not
Do they play music that comes to life
cake says
duh
i went 2 high school with their music

Hayashida
04-30-2011, 05:38 PM
hahahaha

jubeh
04-30-2011, 11:31 PM
On quick wits and hurt feelings


James Harrison says
Just seems like I would have to come up with a shitload of comebacks or it would get repetitive

J says
I can help you come up with some
I'm great at comebacks
go on, try to insult me

James Harrison says
You look like a droopy eyed armless child

J says
ouch man wtf

Hayashida
05-01-2011, 12:08 AM
On necks

James says: (12:06:46 AM)
Your neck

James says: (12:06:49 AM)
Will be covered in shit

James says: (12:06:57 AM)
Like some sort of scat scarf

James says: (12:07:15 AM)
Like you're being suffocated by a boa conshitter

Evil_Cake
05-01-2011, 12:54 AM
u guys talk about some scary crap

jubeh
05-01-2011, 12:58 AM
You should join us

Evil_Cake
05-01-2011, 12:59 AM
huh?

jubeh
05-01-2011, 01:08 AM
Next time you're on msn

Evil_Cake
05-01-2011, 01:13 AM
oic

dont actually have msn on my computer, but when i check my email it is in there

i wonder if it can talk to 2 people at once

jubeh
05-01-2011, 01:15 AM
Iduno if messenger on the web can.

Fenn
05-01-2011, 10:45 AM
Win:
Dude you have no clue how much I fucking love blue. It's like, almost purple. O_O

jubeh
05-01-2011, 03:41 PM
Godammit fenn.

Fenn
05-01-2011, 06:31 PM
Godammit fenn.

I feel like we may need a "jubeh vs Fenn virtual deathmatch" thread...

jubeh
05-01-2011, 06:58 PM
On indians


J says
this guy was like
I WILL FUCK YOUR SISTER SHARPLY
I was like whaaat

Byakuran
05-02-2011, 08:12 AM
lol, is that about those misheard lyrics one?

jubeh
05-02-2011, 11:18 PM
No that was from a real conversation john had on omegle.

On music videos.


- Anyone who doesnt agree that 'Just' by Radiohead is the greatest music video ever should be kicked between the legs till I deem they have had enough.


Wait, HoS, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time.

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Kanye-West-grabs-the-mic-001-300x180.jpg

Slurpee
05-03-2011, 06:55 PM
Automatic win! XD

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:20 PM
On indians

How was it on indians?

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:20 PM
The dude was indian.

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:22 PM
John's sis name is Sharply? ....

ALSO I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE JOHN WHEN EVERYONE IS LIKE THAT D< -hinthint-

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:22 PM
Know he was going to perform the act sharply.

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:23 PM
HEY JUBEH DID YOU GET THE HINT D8<

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:23 PM
No what are you saying

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:25 PM
Hmmm lemme see i can feel how john feels when a guy tell him he wants to fuck his sister.... hmmmmm

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:26 PM
Man I never went that far

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:30 PM
Well, you were implying to it

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:32 PM
Fine I will stop reading gintama or whatever

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:34 PM
Nuuuuuuuu well w/e if you cant love Gintama you just can't.

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:37 PM
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART NUMANA

Byakuran
05-03-2011, 08:39 PM
Ugh if you can't handle it you just can't.

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:40 PM
Man stop saying I can't. It's not about my desires. ITS HEAVENS WILL. *Points at the sky*

Evil_Cake
05-03-2011, 08:44 PM
but what is ur will?

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:44 PM
To unite the land in this world of chaos

Evil_Cake
05-03-2011, 08:45 PM
what the hell that was my idea

i'll kill you

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:46 PM
What if we were to join forces

Evil_Cake
05-03-2011, 08:48 PM
what? just like that? no war...?

jubeh
05-03-2011, 08:50 PM
You wouldn't stand a chance.

Evil_Cake
05-03-2011, 08:52 PM
dont get cokcy

DrPumpkin
05-04-2011, 08:36 AM
On Bya and Jubeh.


Oh, you two lovebirds behave.

jubeh
05-04-2011, 12:06 PM
That's not even funny.

Sylux
05-04-2011, 12:53 PM
It's not funny because there's no chidori.

Outcast
05-04-2011, 01:47 PM
That's not even funny.

Shut up and have your little jubakuranettes already.

Sylux
05-04-2011, 01:49 PM
Byakubeh Battle Brawlers

GunZet
05-04-2011, 02:27 PM
Byakubeh Battle Brawlers
This is quoted.

Hayashida
05-04-2011, 02:55 PM
You guys are terrible at this

GunZet
05-04-2011, 03:07 PM
^
That is not quoted.

Hayashida
05-04-2011, 03:08 PM
The truth sometimes hurts, doesn't it

GunZet
05-04-2011, 03:11 PM
It does :C. Hug me.

Evil_Cake
05-05-2011, 12:36 AM
James says: Oh nice
James says: Dude my guy can make you ponder the meaning of life for 2 minutes
alex says: whaaaat
James says: And for those two minutes you can do nothing else
James says: I can also defy gravity
alex says: wow
James says: Its no big deal
James says: *Flies into the air*
man i gotta type stuff to post this

Fenn
05-07-2011, 02:25 PM
...
:cat_rosy:

GunZet
05-07-2011, 02:30 PM
Well goggy aint got no problems with finding a vein to sticka needle in it......yo....DAMN its hard to sound gangsta-like!

This is quoted.

Byakuran
05-08-2011, 06:42 PM
Shut up and have your little jubakuranettes already.


Thats not even possible..... Outcast what happened with you? Making these cheesy jokes....? You are not the outcast i've known....

Outcast
05-09-2011, 10:04 PM
D:

Evil_Cake
05-09-2011, 11:46 PM
what happened to u man

Outcast
05-10-2011, 09:33 AM
T_T I don't know. Hold me.

Hell_Baron
05-10-2011, 11:14 AM
OKAY! *rapes*

Byakuran
05-10-2011, 04:49 PM
Nuuuuu *stops Hell Baron before Outcast gets raped*

It's oke Outcast... you'll find yur spark again..one day... *pat pat*

jubeh
05-10-2011, 04:53 PM
Man we got dudes raping each other in this thread can we get back on track.

Outcast
05-10-2011, 07:31 PM
OKAY! *rapes*

*RAPE-aXe* >:]

Bacon_Barbarian
05-12-2011, 06:03 PM
Bacon is right...


Actually I agree with you, Bacon...

Something's wrong...

Gedeon
05-12-2011, 06:15 PM
Man all the threads here are wired! ILL FIT RIGHT IN!!!! ::D

Hayashida
05-14-2011, 12:43 AM
James saying stuff

James Harrison says
What are you getting at
J says
Nothing, but it just seems like it came outta nowhere
James Harrison says
What are you trying to say
J says
...
What?
James Harrison says
John I will send you to hell

jubeh
05-14-2011, 12:49 AM
That's not even funny man

Cake on friendly fire.


Cake says
also crap
i threw this spear at an enemy
but it died
and the spear killed my ally that was fighting the dude

James Harrison says
Hahaha
That poor guy had a family of his own
What are you going to tell his mom

Cake says
"my bad"

Hayashida
05-14-2011, 02:51 AM
I dunno just the way "I will send you to hell" came out was funny to me.

Outcast
05-14-2011, 06:28 AM
I'm 24 and have no friends

Out of context, but that's how I read it.

Fenn
05-15-2011, 07:50 PM
Question: I've seen it a ton in fiction, but can you really taste traces of a kiss? Just something I wanna know for sure before I try writing about romance I've never had.


Love the honesty.

Slurpee
05-15-2011, 08:41 PM
Matt you just made my day xD

Evil_Cake
05-15-2011, 08:46 PM
its p nasty if u kiss someone who ate some spaghetti recently

Hayashida
05-16-2011, 04:13 PM
On the subject of drying lettuce.

James says: (4:10:47 PM)
I thought about getting like some nunchucks

James says: (4:10:50 PM)
And sticking one end into the lettuce

James says: (4:10:53 PM)
And flailing it over my head

James says: (4:11:01 PM)
But gramma was like why the fuck are you so retarded

James says: (4:11:06 PM)
And pulled out the spinner

James says: (4:11:16 PM)
So I was like okay we will do it your way

James says: (4:11:17 PM)
This time

Japxican
05-19-2011, 12:12 AM
"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

jubeh
05-19-2011, 03:38 PM
On hanging out with the wrong crowd.


Cake says

wow im on my friend's league of legends account
and here are some names of people on his friend list
jizzer
thechode

Hayashida
05-19-2011, 11:55 PM
Cake's friend's got some weird friends.

jubeh
05-22-2011, 05:35 PM
On crimes of poo passion


James Harrison says
They did tests to find out whose poo it was
But the outcome was unclear

Cake says
how do u test poo

James Harrison says
Apparently there are traces of dna
So I guess if you ever commit a crime
Just hold it in

Cake says
ok but my calling card is leaving poo on my victiom's face

James Harrison says
Well thats no good

Cake says
and its gotta be hot when the police get there
so i cant use bagged poo

On homofoobia

Byakuran says
you can call me homofoob or w/e

Sconethief
05-22-2011, 11:19 PM
That one about the poo had me laughing so hard... I must be 12 or something.

Byakuran
05-23-2011, 06:23 AM
Byakuran says
you can call me homofoob or w/e
Jubeh says
homofoob

....

CypressDahlia
05-23-2011, 02:27 PM
Homofooobbbb.

Byakuran
05-24-2011, 07:17 AM
Don't man. don't.


There should be a word for when you make up a word for something but it doesn't stick so you don't get to be a linguistic trendsetter.


If someone is like that, they could be called Utrensious.


Or they could be called john

xD

jubeh
05-24-2011, 07:39 PM
On forced labor camps.


James Harrison says
back
It was goulash time

Cake says
cool man
did u survive

James Harrison says
Yeah man

Cake says
o wait goulash not gulag

Evil_Cake
05-30-2011, 02:47 AM
jubs on rift classes


James says:
Beastmaster is awful
James says:
Like you think you're gonna be rexxar
James says:
Then you get this sickly cat thing
James says:
That looks like it just vomits all the time nonstop
James says:
When you're not looking
James says:
Its worse when you get that bondage gear armor
alex says:
lol
James says:
Because then its like who's the pervert with the sick cat

Byakuran
06-01-2011, 09:46 PM
Old Quote thread was so awesome... what happened?

Hayashida
06-02-2011, 01:41 AM
Okay James and I went through the Chats & Quotes thread from the old old forum and picked out the best ones. So here they are in no particular order.

You better enjoy all the work we've put into this great quote migration.


What all you dykes need is a good hard stiff dicking!!!

*gets naked*




James says:
Jesus christ norman is fullbown crazy
Alexander Hamilton says:
Thsi si far crazier than Norman
Jesus
WHY
WHHHY
James says:
Iduno norman is pretty wacko
This chick dressed up as his mom and he's letting her stab him
Alexander Hamilton says:
They're talking about dinosaurs building boats, James



I'm sorry, but I find the plot of this story very confusing. There is a girl from the spirit world, but there is also a vampire and a psychic? And the yakuza? I don't quite get it.



there was a new person that joined and his username was shadowofshadowofshadow can anyone like make him get a name change his name is a copy and its not original




Evi: really sounds like fun, jk do you have anything that cures the blues?
Blu Fox: The blues? As in depression?
Jubeh: No, she's talking about the post-slave musical movement.




*punches Tetsu in the baby*
OH MAH BABY




Baha says:
ALL RIGHT
TIME TO MAKE
MY NOTEPAD
FOR MY SUPER POST
Tzvety says:
YESSSS!
Baha says:
Or wait.
I suddenly lost interest.
Fuck that.



You wear. Baseball pants...?



I wonder who looked at a string of beads and wondereD "Those would be nice up my ass."




Alexander Hamilton says:
Beartato makes me hungry
Alexander Hamilton says:
o_o
Jubeh says:
o_o
Alexander Hamilton says:
nomnomnom



i put a pizza in the microwave but insted of time i dialed my ex's #. that took hours took cook. It also started a fire and I'm now on the street again. And despite all the trouble, I am pizzaless once again.




Jubeh wrote:
Aether fights like a cow.
Aether wrote:
Moo.
Evil_Cake wrote:
not milking that *walks away with bucket*



you are destroying me brain you damn whore with breath of vagina fart!!!




Wait, since when are skincolour and musical taste interconnected?Guys I just got back from this awesome white people concert.



ya good luck wiff tat. (<---- I spelled That wrong on purpouse)



crap, Delphinus* sorry for misspellin ur name, id leave it if it weren't for the misspelling sounding like penis




why do people like picking on duane so much? lay off guys.This literally makes you duane's best friend.




Alexander Hamilton says:
Okay
Alexander Hamilton says:
Okay
James says:
o_o
James says:
Okay
Alexander Hamilton says:
Sorry for the double okay



I'm working on this song that I came up with while skating and cutting myself...



I am the fattest reader known to this world




Alexander Hamilton says:
It's SO cool that other species dance
Jubeh says:
It is pretty rad
Alexander Hamilton says:
I wonder what the biology is behind that
Jubeh says:
I believe it's called the groove gland
Jubeh says:
Located near the funky bone



i like dis idiah



ClockHand you are nothing but a Clock blocker.




did you hear that



did you hear what I said?




Lord Windy:
"With our powers combined, we are CAPTAIN HAMILTON"
LtGenHamilton:
LOL
Don't be crazy, Hamilton woudl just be a planeteer
Washington would be Captain Washington
Lord Windy:
HAHA
LtGenHamilton:
You know what's really, really awful?
I didn't just come up with that
I actually considered who would be who if they were planeteers
beforehand




this is considered flaming and should be deleted. i win Yeah, you should go find a mod.




How do I make one? By not being a dumbass.

How does that make you feel.




Hmmm.... I am going to Europe if the American government keeps at it.
If you are afraid of universal health care then prepare to be disappointed by europe



Don't worry, Kodos, I still love you...

Now spit in my mouth.



You can be any magical race, as long as It actually exists




Oh god, he's back.

Chii please kill this with fire. ):
ok jubeh -.- i seriously just want to kill you and rip you face off >:|



In Jesus all things are possible!



Cause you know what.
I answered my sister's phone the other day.
It was a video call.
And what I saw.
Was a Penis.



my wii came!




what were you before you were born?a combo of jizz and an egg!



High school is odd.
One time when i was in 9th grade (Freshmen, allso only grade i attended while in highschool) there was a cripple fight. . . . . 2 guys in wheal chairs fighting. I duno why they fought but they did. One had a motorized wheelchair and the other had a regular one. The one in the motor powerd one was circling the other slaping him on the face every full circle. the other was swating at him but never really landed a good hit. the one in the regular wheal chair lost (i duno how cuz really he just got slapped a buncha times for like 10mins) and the other one was the winner. the winners chair then died on him and the spectators just left him there. then finally a teacher came out and helped him find a place to recharge.




There is a rape scene if you keep reading. i wanna read the whole thing i mean wow



roflmao thanks for getting the typo *embarsed*



shut up. everything you say from now on is crap.



Proof. I hope you dont mean an ass kicking for me, thats funny, ill smash you and your family.




Kodos: Okay.
Kodos: Srs question.
Kodos: What is worse.
Kodos: Jews or Sonic 2k6?
Shozag: Jews did 9/11, but they didn't charge money for it.
Shozag: Sonic 2k6.



Oh my fucking god... You cannot be fucking serious... YOU CALL THAT FUCKING OWNAGE? PIXIE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE FACTS CORRECT. IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT ABOUT 9 OUT OF FUCKING 10 WARS WITHIN THE PAST FEW HUNDRED YEARS HAVE HAD GUERILLAS AND WAR-MONGERS AND MERCENARIES. HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO OPERTE A FUCKING WAR WITH ONLY FUCKING LOYAL SOLDIERS? IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. YOU NEED TO HAVE ACTUAL SITUATIONS TO HAVE A WELL-FUNCTIONING RPG. AND THE DEFINITION OF GUERILLA IS... Oh my god, why am I even wasting my time? Pixie, I understand you want a great RPG, but I cannot operate in these totally unrealistic situations, so, for the time being, I'm going to have to withdraw from action and watch from the sidelines.



And stop that squealing too, you sound like a pig.

a little girl pig.



there's a difference between hugs and sex, my dear...But I dont see that difference.

*hugs*




wtf is boyaaawww?!
I can't believe you don't know what boyaaawww is.



My best friend is Columbian but my drug trafficking skills are mediocre at best.



i know that you non-Blacks like to make fun of us and belittle us
you have your forums
and we Blacks can do nothing
not yet at least
wait until the race war
we cannot win, but we will do damage




Alexander Hamilton says:
I wodnaesonable
Alexander Hamilton says:
*I wonder if I'm being unreasonable
James says:
XD
James says:
Wow.




dude like you aint done stuff like that. wat about the testicles on face



I can't seem to get enough wood

------------
Here's some screencaps because these would just be too much to type out.
------------

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/simone.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/ohgodshutup.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/jake.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/Clockhand.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/cakeown.png

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/Baha-1.png


Hopefully you enjoyed that. I think I've got carpal tunnel syndrome after typing that all out now.

jubeh
06-02-2011, 01:48 AM
gj John.

Hayashida
06-02-2011, 01:50 AM
thx

jubeh
06-02-2011, 02:07 AM
Or should I say simone

Hayashida
06-02-2011, 02:35 AM
I'll kill you

Byakuran
06-02-2011, 10:13 AM
John,:bunny_heartdance: i now forgive you for saying numapoo to me.

Old thread was deff much better xD,, but i think we have had a lot of good quoting material on this forum 2 but we are now to lazy to actually quote it .... Are we getting old?

Delphinus
06-02-2011, 12:17 PM
Hey John. That's funny, I'll smash your family.

Is that the closest thing we have to a meme?

Celestial-Fox
06-02-2011, 12:34 PM
Oh, holy crap, I totally forgot about how I accidentally started Simone. Darn autocorrect. XD

And I actually think so, Del.

jubeh
06-02-2011, 02:10 PM
Why aren't more people commenting on this enormous undertaking.

Hayashida
06-02-2011, 02:26 PM
I'm tempted to sticky this motherfucker

Evil_Cake
06-02-2011, 02:51 PM
the greatest deeds go unnoticed

jubeh
06-02-2011, 02:53 PM
you are destroying me brain you damn whore with breath of vagina fart!!!

indescribable
06-02-2011, 03:17 PM
You wear. Baseball pants...?
... That was a perfectly legitimate question.

Hayashida
06-02-2011, 03:40 PM
Yeah but the way we imagined you saying it was funny

Byakuran
06-02-2011, 07:18 PM
What simone said.

butternut
06-03-2011, 06:00 PM
Woah! just put down alist of all your nicknames hayashida

Fenn
06-05-2011, 05:56 PM
Integrity is funny as well, Psy.


^ I just had a jr highschool flashback.


Bleh, i hate personal statements...


Saying you hate personal statements, is a personal statement. :P


i was messing with what I thought was a pen but it was actually a phial full of kidney stone and I almost dumped it out on the floor

Evil Cake pissed me off when I first got on this site; now he's become my freaking hero.

Sylux
06-05-2011, 08:37 PM
Sylux D-Lux says
So have you never backed down or something?
Del says
Well, not since that happened.
Del thinks our chat is a shonen manga.

Renzokuken
06-06-2011, 10:32 AM
i know that you non-Blacks like to make fun of us and belittle us
you have your forums
and we Blacks can do nothing
not yet at least
wait until the race war
we cannot win, but we will do damage

How could I miss this guy.

jubeh
06-06-2011, 04:26 PM
On booty bouncing


John Achtymichuk says
Like iirc
when I first talked to you on MT five years ago
I wondered
does that guy like booty bounce

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 04:58 PM
.... Is he telling you if you've ever had sex... or something... ? o___O

jubeh
06-06-2011, 05:12 PM
Wat

Japxican
06-06-2011, 09:00 PM
"On the other hand, I have different fingers." <--random quote by a clueless person amidst the unusual conversation of regulars.

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 09:44 PM
James Harrison says:
Yeah all that farting and pooping is really hot

James you and your weird fetish.

Edit;


James Harrison says:
POOMANA-KUUUUN

Whats with you and crap man?

Hayashida
06-06-2011, 09:58 PM
I know eh, he's always talking to me about crap

jubeh
06-06-2011, 09:59 PM
Sometimes I think you guys just hear what you want to hear

Hayashida
06-06-2011, 10:03 PM
See even now you're talking crap.

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 10:03 PM
Hayashida says:
POOMANA-KUUUNNNNN

Byakuran says:
JUBEH IS RUBBING ON YOU

Srsly.

jubeh
06-06-2011, 10:06 PM
I'm rubbing on you

Byakuran
06-06-2011, 10:28 PM
Thats sounds... totally... gay....

Socrates
06-06-2011, 11:01 PM
Yes. It. Does.
jk shut up

Delphinus
06-07-2011, 06:10 PM
Yo Sylux can you edit my IRL name out of that quote?

Ozzaharwood
06-07-2011, 06:15 PM
I did it just to save time, and from people seeing it

Evil_Cake
06-07-2011, 06:47 PM
gj

Sylux
06-07-2011, 08:18 PM
Thanks Ozzy. You's a lifesaver. :)

jubeh
06-11-2011, 10:34 PM
On gun fighting


Cake says
u bring poop to a gun fight
u gonna get shot
and then when they find ur corpse they'll see u holding poop in ur hand

Hayashida
06-11-2011, 10:36 PM
hahahaha
what a brilliant scheme

Byakuran
06-12-2011, 08:43 PM
But,,

What if the guy passes out because of the horrible smell of the poo?
Or that guy throws the poo faster? i mean it hits his face and he like eats a bit of it and then the other guy wold like barf and then he could grab the gun and shoot him first, right?

Evil_Cake
06-12-2011, 09:09 PM
yeah thats what usually happens but I was just being ridiculous

jubeh
06-12-2011, 09:10 PM
I've never heard poo that goes faster than the speed of sound

Socrates
06-12-2011, 09:18 PM
I've never heard poo that goes faster than the speed of sound


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hjSaYCRnA&feature=related

Byakuran
06-12-2011, 11:02 PM
I've never heard poo that goes faster than the speed of sound

You'd be amazed how fast you can shoot out your poo with diarrea.

jubeh
06-12-2011, 11:11 PM
Trust me numana I know a lot about poo

Evil_Cake
06-12-2011, 11:30 PM
so its come to this

Byakuran
06-13-2011, 07:25 PM
Sometimes I think you guys just hear what you want to hear


Trust me numana I know a lot about poo

HA!

jubeh
06-13-2011, 07:29 PM
What're you ha-ing about.

On butts and faces.


Cake says
i am very interested in people getting butts on their faces



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha5cRhytRnk

jubeh
06-14-2011, 10:01 PM
Cake says
uhg shld i be eating this
will i die from this
uhhg

A short while later


Cake says
uhhhhgggg
what is this taste it is like a monkey shat in my mouth

GunZet
06-16-2011, 05:28 PM
Seiko says:
yeah
it turned out to be stuck in the past i think
i'll watch the view now actually

GunZ€t says:
Lol...the view

Seiko says:
review*
o-o


We all love Whoopi.

Hayashida
06-20-2011, 05:00 PM
On Ozzaharwood's username.


No but I can guess.

You got a weird boner while watching the wizard of oz during the flying monkey scene. It happens to the best of us.

Kodos
06-21-2011, 12:52 PM
<sUTARI> Show me those boobs josh

Fenn
06-27-2011, 10:06 PM
Furthermore, I'd like to have a little rant about people who are religious and people who believe in supernatural phenomena (aliens, ghosts, talk to the dead etc) that when questioned or disagreeing with their claims they then tell you that you need to be more 'open-minded' without even understanding what being open minded actual is.

Being open minded is simply having a willingness to consider new ideas, a concept that science thrives on. Furthering our understanding about the enviornment we live in depends on our willingness to consider new ideas. Entirely. Which is why you just have to laugh at the religiously/supernaturally smug who say: 'Well, science doesn't know everything.' Ofcourse not. If science knew everything, it would stop. Because science doesn't know everything that doesn't mean science knows nothing. Science knows enough to cure a vast range of diesases that people before the Enlightment would of found unfathomable, it knows enough for anyone in the world (who can read english and has an internet connection) to read this message, it knows enough to enable me to travel from London to Cape Town in 11 hours as oppose too several months. It has tangible results which we all benefit from and nearly all of us take for granted.

Anyway, my gripe with the 'y'all gotta be more open minded' people is that when you embrace supernatural concepts as the only explaination for something as oppose to a scientific or naturalist explaination, you are almost always the opposite of open minded.

An Irishmen from Limerick who I met in Latvia told me about the time his neighbour walked into his house while he was reading the paper and noticed that the lampshade on the table beside the armchair was seemingly moving of its own accord. The neighbour, being a Catholic, superstitious sort, said; 'Jesus Christ, thats a ghost!' when the neighbour was told that this was not a ghost he replied 'What? You have the evidence right infront of you!' and went on to accuse the man from Limerick of being 'arrogantly closed-minded' and 'stupidly uncurious'. When the mans neighbour had finished his little out burst, the man turned off the fan heater beside the armchair that was causing the lampshade to move. Feeling like a prick the neighbour sheepishly said '...Oh.'

Isn't it interesting how the 'openminded' one in this story was the one to immediatly leap to the first assumption that came to mind without examining anyother possible reason the lampshade was moving, and accused anyone around him of being 'closed minded' and 'not curious' when they didn't agree with him?

If a person with this mindset is to look at an event that they deem to be 'unexplainable' they will endeavour to misinterpret evidence, make unfounded causal connections and completely eliminate alternative explainations before their even able to determine which explainations are even appropriate to the event. That is the definaition of closed minded.

Often people who tell you to be open minded about the supernatural or religion will follow up with some story or anecdote from their lives, where they apparently experienced something that science 'cannot explain'. Even if this was true, so what? All that has happened is you have experienced something that your understanding of science cannot explain, and even if science can't explain it, then the event is just that. Unexplained. It doesn't mean God, ghosts or underpants gnomes did anything. If one were to suggest that a lack of an explaination for an event is evidence of supernatural powers at work, then they have just contradicted themselves as they have just supplied an explaination for this event.

If one of your friends or family members was involved in a horrific car accident that left them bleeding by the side of the road badly injured, would you accept the offer from a total stranger of 'I have a magic liquid, that if i pour into their wounds will heal them instantly.'? Ok, maybe they wouldn't say 'magic liquid', but whatever, would you trust a total stranger to pour a substance you know nothing about into the wounds of a loved one? I'd like to think not. Does that make you closed minded? No. Hell no.

I remember the first time I visited the beautiful American state of Tennessee, where I first heard the term a 'Doubting Thomas'. For those of you who don't know, Thomas was one of Jesus's deciples, and when he heard from the other deciples that Jesus rose from the dead Thomas did not believe them. He wanted to see Jesus before he would. He wanted to see the wounds in this hands and the wound in his side before he would accept this claim. When Jesus did appear to Thomas and Thomas saw his face and his wounds he finally believed that Jesus had rose from the dead. Jesus then said something like: 'Blessed are those who believe in me without seeing me' or words to that effect. So anyone who doubts something, that sounds quite nice but completely unsupported by anything, is refered too as a Doubting Thomas. Hmm.

I remember being told this story and thinking 'Huh? Why are you making Thomas out to be the bad one? He did what any rational person would do. He heard an extradinary claim, and demanded extradinary evidence for that claim and when he got that evidence he believed it.' But ofcourse the point if the story is that it is a virtue to not ask for physcially evidence for the most important claim in human history, you're just supposed to take other peoples word for it. That is literally the moral of the story.

Fucking hell.

/educatedrant

GunZet
06-29-2011, 04:24 PM
Zeta says:
Get in my face
Sylux says:
I'll come at you bro
you don't want it but I'll give it, wh
eh*
Zeta says:
....nasty


wtf man.

Byakuran
07-11-2011, 06:27 PM
I must remind you that this is a "what you look like" thread, not a "what you think you look like" thread.

Sorry delp, but i loved this.

Delphinus
07-11-2011, 06:55 PM
b-but


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bu87apfCnQ

Fenn
07-19-2011, 04:43 PM
...

...

jubeh
07-19-2011, 04:46 PM
Ughhhhh

Fenn
07-19-2011, 04:47 PM
Ughhhhh

A quotable comments made in the quotes and comments section...interesting.

Sylux
07-21-2011, 11:43 AM
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO TAKE SHIRT OFF
&#160;&#160;▲
▲ ▲

Hayashida
07-21-2011, 01:26 PM

▲ ▲
amidoinitrite

Sylux
07-22-2011, 04:44 PM
You can never do anything wrong. Just different. :)

Hayashida
07-23-2011, 01:37 AM
such inspirational words!

Byakuran
07-25-2011, 10:19 PM
<Guest6519> I caught some crabs the other day rofl

....

Hayashida
07-26-2011, 02:09 PM
On the subject of poop



Jubeh says: (2:04:26 PM)
Yeah but not all poo is worth anything

John says: (2:04:41 PM)
oh is it like that blood thing in Heaven

John says: (2:04:52 PM)
different kinds are worth different amounts

Jubeh says: (2:04:57 PM)
You gotta use the bristol stool scale

Slurpee
07-26-2011, 02:45 PM
....
took me a while to get it lol

GunZet
07-26-2011, 05:03 PM
Linz: I wonder if you can have threesomes in me3

I'm all in.

Sutari
07-29-2011, 08:49 PM
Cypress: Asian girls are compact
Cypress: you can put them in your car
Cypress: Or your pocket