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Psy
08-20-2012, 04:51 PM
Where is the funny?

Bacon_Barbarian
08-20-2012, 05:41 PM
Under your nose.

Hayashida
08-20-2012, 06:25 PM
idk im lookin 4 tha funny and I don't see it n e where

ClockHand
08-20-2012, 10:56 PM
About Economy.

Chamonski:
ya, the other day the guy on the store just gave 4 decks for free to a girl, just because vagina

Song Buddha (James):
vagina is op

Chamonski:
I would have a vagina, but I wouldn't drop my dick
we have been friend for too long
I don't know if the vagina advantages work if dick remain

Song Buddha (James):
Hm good question

Chamonski:
we could change social structure forever
everyone would have free shit because vaginas

Song Buddha (James:
simple economics says if everyone has vaginas
they will lose their power

Chamonski:
it still good
no one is going to discriminate each other to give free shit to some and not other (or probably dicks are going to become more valuables, but I bet no one is going to chop his dick)

Delphinus
08-22-2012, 05:50 PM
Truly comic genius. How could I not know that using the words dick and vagina automatically made any conversation funny? I have been enlightened.

Let fake Kodos educate you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

jubeh
08-23-2012, 06:34 PM
On America


Cake says
o ya americas got talent last night was awful
all da lame acts got voted through
fuck america
now i understand why 9/11 happen

Hayashida
08-23-2012, 10:03 PM
I love that he watches that show

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-23-2012, 10:32 PM
Yeah, that Chamonski-James conversation wasn't even slightly funny.

toast
09-21-2012, 07:43 PM
THIS THREAD IS SO UNFUNNY MAN WOW ALL OF YOU SHOULD DIE

bya gives great insight:


[7:40:57 PM] Numana: Dont you dare
[7:40:58 PM] Numana: to drink and drive


[7:35:51 PM] Tzvety Petrova: I have no ears
[7:36:00 PM] Numana: you can still hear without ears
[7:36:07 PM] Numana: if you still have your ear-organss

jubeh
09-21-2012, 09:21 PM
lol puuchan

Byakuran
09-29-2012, 08:29 AM
THIS THREAD IS SO UNFUNNY MAN WOW ALL OF YOU SHOULD DIE

bya gives great insight:

Man i havent been to the forums in a long time, i dont even see whats funny in this...
I mean the first one is like legit right, i dont get whats funny.. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT WITH EAR ORGANS.

http://www.medicalook.com/diseases_images/ear-infection1.jpg

Gedeon
09-30-2012, 09:09 PM
no squirting your way out of this one...


im gonna leave that typo just there....

GunZet
11-05-2012, 12:25 AM
-Gunzy- I remember when I dyed my hair black.
-Gunzy- Haven't gone back
-Seddy- lol.
-Seddy- ONCE YOU GO BLACK
-Seddy- HURR HURR
-Cloudy- im going to make ramen
-Seddy- I love black dick


I wanted to revive this thread JUST for this.

jubeh
11-29-2012, 05:48 PM
On gin rummy


Cake says
u r a midget
with hair that defies all reason

Evil_Cake
01-04-2013, 06:53 PM
on good games


James says:
That game is shit cereal and cum
James says:
Was it free?
Evil Cake says:
ya
James says:
Thats like getting aids for free
James says:
Man just play it

Gedeon
01-07-2013, 11:42 AM
AIDS for free! Jolly crackers batmen we must get some of those!

Hell_Baron
01-15-2013, 02:31 PM
Baron von Napalm: yeah, some of the kids here tend to have that same kind of additude.
Baron von Napalm: some of the buggers are like damn succubi.
Baron von Napalm: as in draining your energy part, not the sex part
GunZet: hahaha
Baron von Napalm: that would be wrong.


I'll just leave this here...

jubeh
03-07-2013, 07:57 PM
On blue shells



James: Concerned about mario kart 7
James: I always like it at first but then get frustrated by blue shells n stuff
Cake: i c
Cake: if u are the best then even blue shells cannot stop u
James: oic
James: are you being for real tho
Cake: no blue shells will fuck u over every time

Evil_Cake
03-07-2013, 08:26 PM
o ya i remember that

jubeh
03-08-2013, 12:50 AM
On the horrors of war



EfrieredNihil: I was playing the viking game, and after 2 minutes of a match (without casualties in both sides) I got this horrible need to shit
EfrieredNihil: and each seacond become stronger, and my opponent start taking even more time in each one of his plays

jubeh
03-31-2013, 01:18 AM
On recharging your sword


Cake: prolly not as cool cuz u dont gotta jack off

jubeh
04-13-2013, 11:56 PM
On the mexican mafia


Evil Cake: played a game of mafia earlier and named myself TACO MASTER
Evil Cake: some1 else named themselves BURRITO MASTER
Evil Cake: I was a bodyguard, and we ended up killing one another in a duel

Aether
04-17-2013, 09:42 PM
Bedtime story for Linz.

Linz says
Im sleeepy tell me a bedtine story
Aether Beleren says
hmmm
Linz says
Bedtime
Aether Beleren says
once upon a time
there was a big german rockstar
named
Linz says
Ohh
Aether Beleren says
ill indermann
Linz says
Lmfao
Aether Beleren says
ill wasnt like all the other rockstars
he was a massive tank of a guy who could tear a phonebook in half
with his teeth
Linz says
Hot
Aether Beleren says
anyway, one day ill went to scotland
and met a young spring chicken named
inz
Linz says
Lnfao
Aether Beleren says
inz was a shortie so it was funny when you saw inz and ill standing next to each other
but they fell in love
but one day, ill's wife found out
Linz says
WAT
Aether Beleren says
and traveled to scotland to beat up inz with her brockwerst
Linz says
):
Aether Beleren says
but ether stepped in
and said
"hey stop that"
Linz says
How heroix
Heroic
Aether Beleren says
and she ignored him
so ether headbutted ill's wife and broke her nose
Linz says
Nic
E
Aether Beleren says
then he elbowed her in the face and fractured her cheekbone
and punched her in the gut so she fell to the ground in pain
unable to have children again
then ill was mad and ran at ether
so ether pulled out a gun and shot him in the head, execution style
Linz says
...
Aether Beleren says
then ether ran over to inz and helped her up
took her home
and...
they became rad friends
Linz says
YOU KILLED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ;-;
Aether Beleren says
but over time that rad friendship turned into a rad marriage
Linz says
Wow that went fast
Aether Beleren says
and inz was cool with the fact that ether killed ill, the love of her life
yeah linz, ether and inz lived together for like 8 years
before they got married
Linz says
Oh right
Aether Beleren says
anyway
Linz says
Thats fine
Aether Beleren says
inz and ether lived happily ever after
with no children
cause ether doesnt want kids
like, who really does
honestly
Linz says
But they had a cat
Aether Beleren says
no
they had
Linz says
Yes.
Aether Beleren says
okay they had a cat
Linz says
Yaaay
Aether Beleren says
a chocolate burmese
his name was
Linz says
ALLERGIES
Aether Beleren says
allergies
Linz says
Lmfao NOooo
Aether Beleren says
so while ether thought he was a good husband bringing a cat home
inz was allergic
so he took it back to the pound to be put down in about 3 days
Linz says
...
Aether Beleren says
and he got some sort of hypo allergenic cat instead
which they named
beemo
Linz says
NO
Aether Beleren says
then inz, ether, and beemo lived happily ever after
especially inz and ether cause they were doing it like, every night
and it was loud
and violent
and so much fun
Linz says
Oh goodness
Every night and its violent?
Aether Beleren says
yeah
Linz says
Chafing~
Aether Beleren says
they practically beat each other up
Linz says
Oh god yes
You know how i like it
Aether Beleren says
what. this is a story linz
about inz
Linz says
YEP
GOT IT.
Aether Beleren says
it has nothing to do with us
Linz says
YEP
CRYSTAL CLEAR
Aether Beleren says
i just made these characters up
anyway yeah
Linz says
With such creative names
Aether Beleren says
lived happily ever after doing it every night
the end
yeah i know, im awesome with names
Linz says
Yaaay good story
It had drama, violence, romance and wtfuckery
Aether Beleren says
yeah i know
and its a realistic story
cause the first cat had to be put down
Linz says
Dick
Aether Beleren says

luls
bby u no ilu rite?
is y i took it back
Linz says
:c
TO BE KILLED
Aether Beleren says
um how about
i took allergies back to the pound
but on the way a girl was crying in a park
i stopped and asked her what was wrong
and she said she had just buried her cat
Linz says
;-;
Aether Beleren says
so i said, "here, have this cat. his name is allergies"
and she said, "ill name him steven"
Linz says
Hahahahhhahaha
Aether Beleren says
and then i took allergies off her and said "no, its allergies. if youre not gonna keep his name you cant have him"
and then she started crying as i walked off
Linz says
...
Aether Beleren says
and left allergies at the pound to be put down after three days
Linz says
Youre an asshole
Aether Beleren says

;D
but u luv me so is all gud
Linz says
So mean ):
PF
Okay now i am vury sleepy
Aether Beleren says
and on the third day of allergies being at the pound
Linz says
You always come online when im ready to sleep
NOOOO
AFURRR
STAHHHP
Aether Beleren says
the little girl walked into the pound
Linz says
-cries-
Aether Beleren says
and saw allergies
Linz says
...
Aether Beleren says
just as the syringe was being prepared
Linz says
!
Aether Beleren says
she screamed saying "no i want steven i want steven"
as the person working at the pound injected allergies
she ran up
crying into the corpse of allergies
Linz says
......
Aether Beleren says
yelling "i want steven. i want steven"
and she was scarred for life
so she became a stripper
named
Linz says
Afur whaaaiii -cries-
Aether Beleren says
named
Linz says
...
Aether Beleren says
oswald
Linz says
......
Aether Beleren says
yeah, oswald
but with the stripper name like that
she didnt get many tips
so her drug addiction suffered
as did feeding her 3 children
...
im pretty messed up
Linz says
Thanks for that
Ill have nightmares now
Aether Beleren says
yw
Linz says
And no one to hold me as i cry ;-;
Aether Beleren says
*hug*
its okay
Linz says
Megusta
Aether Beleren says
if it makes you feel any better
oswald meets a nice business man named
Linz says
..
Francis
Aether Beleren says
Shinichi Takahashi
and they get married
Linz says
Lmfao WHAT
Aether Beleren says
and live in tokyo
in a luxury apartment
high above the city
Linz says
Awww
Thats niiice
Aether Beleren says
and while oswald breaks off her drug addiction
she becomes an alcoholic
Linz says
STOP
STOO
P
Aether Beleren says
and has affairs with any man that comes to her door
while mr takahashi is out of town on business
and it kills her inside each time she does it
she doesnt know why
Linz says
STOOOOOOP
Aether Beleren says
"why do i do this"
she asks herself
Linz says
-rocks back and forth-
Aether Beleren says
"shinichi is a wonderful man"
Linz says
-sobbing-
Aether Beleren says
"he's good to my children and to me"
"he's given us all of this and yet i do this to him"
so one night, as she finished her second bottle of vodka
she hangs herself in the kitchen
and her 3 children wake up in the morning
to see their mother.
dead
and they scream
sobbing into each other's shoulders
Linz says
...
Aether Beleren says
unable to move from the horrific sight
until their father returns home
2 days later
Linz says
Yep youre fucked
Aether Beleren says
yeah...
pretty screwed up
Linz says
IM GONNA SLEEP NOW.
Aether Beleren says
like who even thinks up that shit
okay
night linz
Linz says
You do
Gudnait afursan

jubeh
04-17-2013, 09:45 PM
aint nobody got time for that

Aether
04-17-2013, 09:48 PM
what about a tl;dr version

Evil_Cake
04-17-2013, 09:50 PM
jeez is the bedtime story moby dick or somethin

Hayashida
04-17-2013, 09:51 PM
That quote is so long ur gonna need a tl;dr version of the tl;dr

Aether
04-17-2013, 09:55 PM
well it was kinda short. but i kept going and expanding on other character's stories. especially oswald.

her story was probably the most messed up.

GunZet
04-18-2013, 03:18 AM
That quote is so long ur gonna need a tl;dr version of the tl;dr

iLol'd

Superdooperphailmachine
04-18-2013, 10:21 AM
Great stories dude.

Linz
04-18-2013, 04:32 PM
Wtf man. THAT WAS PRIVATE ;A;

Hell_Baron
04-18-2013, 05:16 PM
The fuck am i reading...

Byakuran
04-18-2013, 05:24 PM
I enjoyed reading it :). Aether is nice making up bedtime stories.

Aether
04-19-2013, 05:19 AM
Wtf man. THAT WAS PRIVATE ;A;

Well you should have specified. I thought people would enjoy the story of Oswald though.

Sylux
05-02-2013, 05:51 PM
Jaidurn on installing Mass Effect 3.


[5:48:42 PM] Commander Bentley: Jeez Louise how much longer is this gonna take I'm going loco!
[5:49:10 PM] Brian: me2
[5:49:17 PM] Brian: ACTUALLY
[5:49:19 PM] Brian: ME3
[5:49:23 PM] Brian: HAEHEHEAHUEHUEHUEHEUE
[5:49:39 PM] Commander Bentley: WHAT
[5:49:45 PM] Commander Bentley: OH MY GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU
[5:49:53 PM] Brian: YES PLEASE DO THANQ

GunZet
05-02-2013, 06:22 PM
iLol'd

Linz
05-03-2013, 08:26 AM
Just feel embarrassed for both of you, really.

Linz
05-04-2013, 01:16 PM
Normal day on skype:

[6:12:30 PM] Gun Zet: *pulls pistol out, lumbers towards you*
[6:12:36 PM] Gun Zet: You... sunnnuvabitch
[6:12:44 PM] Linz: What
[6:12:50 PM] Gun Zet: I'll kill you
[6:12:52 PM] Gun Zet: I'LL KILL YOU
[6:12:57 PM] Linz: D: im on your side!
[6:13:12 PM] Gun Zet: YOU KILL EVERYONE, MY SQUAD, MY FRIENDS. LOOK AROUND YOU
[6:13:26 PM] Linz: ...i was actually just calling them out to warn you guys o_o
[6:13:57 PM] Gun Zet: *shoots you in the arm*
[6:14:05 PM] Linz: DDDDDD: owie
[6:14:15 PM] Gun Zet: *shoots arm off*
[6:14:39 PM] Linz: owiiiiie!
[6:14:47 PM] Gun Zet: Lmao

jubeh
05-07-2013, 11:57 PM
Not even out of context


[10:56:12 PM] EfrieredNihil: I will blow your dick
[10:56:18 PM] EfrieredNihil: and you will like it
[10:56:22 PM] EfrieredNihil: I will make you like it

GunZet
05-08-2013, 12:24 AM
Was this an exclusive offer for you, or does this go for anyone.

Sylux
05-09-2013, 09:31 AM
Bots on reproduction.

vagina (v-jn) The tube-shaped part of the reproductive tract in female mammals that is connected to the uterus at one end and opens to the outside of the body on the other end. taboo slang), beaver (taboo slang), muff (taboo slang), twat (taboo slang), quim (Brit. taboo), yoni, minge (Brit.

Evil_Cake
05-09-2013, 02:28 PM
wow bots are even getting quoted now

Evil_Cake
06-14-2013, 04:44 PM
dd

when i used to do karate i was at a tournament and i had to spar with a girl and i was kind of hesitant at first but then she kicked me in the face and fucked up my nose so i kicked her right back in the head and then she dropped to the ground and i was like aw shit and they stopped the fight and called the medic dudes over but they werent paying attention cuz they were eating doughnuts and didnt notice for a while she turned out to be alright tho so thats good but basically the moral of the story is dont eat so much doughnuts and maybe dont underestimate ur opponents

indescribable
06-14-2013, 06:49 PM
i love run on sentences with absolutely no punctuation whatsover theyre just so amazing especially when you use words like ur and tell a sort of big long story in one paragraph and its like youre reading it all in one breath and you forget to breath and geez its hard to type without using commas and apostrophes but it at least it had a happy ending haha

GunZet
06-14-2013, 06:51 PM
Wat.

Evil_Cake
06-16-2013, 01:47 AM
Cloudy: everything in moderation
Clockhand: No, mayonnaise is awful no mater what, its basically raw egg yolks.
Jubeh: I could say the same about your genitalia but I like to think I'm a gentleman

-------------------------

Byakuran: did you know cow poo used to be used as hair dye? it makes your hair red :D,,
pajamajam: So does henna. Also, why you putting cow shit in your hair?

Byakuran
06-17-2013, 11:48 PM
Isn't that like, super old? I mean it's probably been a year since i said that??

Evil_Cake
06-18-2013, 12:40 AM
eh no it was from 2 weeks ago

jubeh
06-18-2013, 12:41 AM
its been a long 2 weeks

Byakuran
06-18-2013, 01:50 AM
I'm p. sure i havent spoken to maggie for a longer time..

GunZet
06-30-2013, 05:06 PM
-Matt- Though I saw a girl who dyed her hair cheetoh-color and it looked good.
-The_King- Cheeto color?
-Matt- Plus, red hair, regardless of if it's natural or not, looks good.
-The_Queen- Orange.
-Matt- Like, pure orange.
-The_King- LEELOO MOOLTIPASS?
-Matt- Bright orange.
-The_Queen- MOOLTIPASS
-The_Queen- YAES
-The_Queen- MOOLTIPAHS
-The_King- MULTIPAHS
-The_Queen- MUUUUULTIPAHS
-The_King- MUUUUUULTIIIII
-The_Queen- pahs
-The_King- :3
-The_Queen- :3

jubeh
07-09-2013, 09:11 PM
On clues


[7:34:33 PM] Evil Cake: ic ic
[7:53:37 PM] Evil Cake: ic so every hero in dota is free or wat
[7:53:54 PM] James: No clue
[7:53:57 PM] James: No clue at all
[7:54:00 PM] James: Haven't the slightest clue
[7:54:08 PM] James: Do you see any clues?
[7:54:12 PM] James: Hey look Blue found a clue
[7:54:18 PM] James: What's that girl?
[7:54:25 PM] Evil Cake: what the hell
[7:54:29 PM] James: Sorry
[7:54:46 PM] Evil Cake: what the heck

indescribable
07-09-2013, 11:53 PM
On cravings:


taylour: I have an enourmous craving for muffins right now o - o
trey: ...
trey: you preggers?
taylour: if that were true i'd be craving muffins with pickles and ketchup
trey: >->...hmm
trey: i might be preggers then

jubeh
08-16-2013, 07:02 PM
On terrorism


Evil Cake: some1's score in this game was 9-11 and everyone start accusing him of being a terrorist

jubeh
08-25-2013, 08:48 PM
On perversions.


EfrieredNihil: okay, my perversion will be futa furries

Sylux
10-22-2013, 08:36 PM
on typos


[8:34:00 PM] Kaz Klein: Jeez mom
[8:34:03 PM] Kaz Klein: it's just my boo
[8:34:07 PM] Kaz Klein: Well just consider
[8:34:14 PM] Kaz Klein: Robb's wife is him failing to be a stark
[8:34:21 PM] Kaz Klein: And Ned's downfall was the same.
[8:34:25 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: Ya
[8:34:33 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: Thats wat I'm sayin
[8:34:42 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: Arya is the only true starj
[8:34:44 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: Starj
[8:34:47 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: FUXK
[8:34:50 PM] Kaz Klein: You might like Drowthread if you like GOT.

WOW
[8:34:53 PM] Kaz Klein: ULTRA
[8:34:53 PM] Kaz Klein: COMBO
[8:35:03 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: I'm sone
[8:35:08 PM] Cotton Candy Vanguard: DAMMIT
[8:35:17 PM] Kaz Klein: UUUUUULTRAAAAAA
[8:35:20 PM] Kaz Klein: COMMMBBOOOOOOOOO
[8:35:33 PM] Kaz Klein: M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

Aether
01-25-2014, 03:58 AM
on skittles and ways to die


aeth: lol
aeth: back sorry
aeth: i bought this packet of skittles
aeth: and i only eat the red ones
aeth: so i gave the rest of the packet to my brother and sister
aeth: and i heard "AETH YOU MISSED A RED ONE" come from the next room
aeth: i practically broke my neck getting there and i was like "GIVE IT TO ME! D: <"
aeth: "too late i ate it..."
aeth: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU"
taylour: ahahaha
aeth: *snatch the bag*
aeth: *search frantically for more red ones*
aeth: *eat them*
aeth: *give it back*
taylour: lol awesome
taylour: but geez man
taylour: how could you miss so many
aeth: "never do that again!" *with mouth full of red skittles*
aeth: man they looked like grape ones
taylour: you're so odd
aeth: >_>
aeth: BUT
aeth: im fun to live with
aeth: ALWAYS A FUCKIN RIOT
taylour: red ones? pfft
taylour: green is where it's at
aeth: green is for suckers
taylour: you just can't handle 'em
aeth: red powah 4 lyfe 2 legit 2 quit 420 blaze it
taylour: lol
taylour: okay so your quiz is different than the one i took
taylour: so i wanted to try this one
taylour: but i'm stuck on the first question
aeth: whats the first question again
taylour: how would you like to die
aeth: lol
aeth: i think i said...
taylour: was it the sarcastic answer
taylour: did you pick the sarcastic one
taylour: it was the sarcastic one wasn't it
aeth: the action one
aeth: sorry back
aeth: my brother opened the door and just went
aeth: "hey bro..." *held out a red skittle*
aeth: "DONT YOU FUCKING DARE"
aeth: "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH"
aeth: then i crash tackled him onto his bed as he ran from me
aeth: and wrestled 2 of my brothers and my sister for the red skittle._.
taylour: lol
taylour: how many brothers do you have, again?
aeth: 3
aeth: also...i may have called the skittle my precious>_>
taylour: *snort*
taylour: love it
taylour: also what kind of action, like a car crash?
taylour: 'cause I thought you and heights weren't very friendly
aeth: preferably after i discover that i have magical powers and go insane
taylour: ... yeah okay.
aeth: i am totally legit ._.
aeth: i want to discover magical powers
aeth: go mad with said power
aeth: and then get killed while on a power fuelled rampage

indescribable
02-16-2014, 10:51 PM
oh cake


evilcake> just b careful
evilcake> dont get smited
evilcake> smote??
Tay> what's he gonna do, rumble me to death?
evilcake> smitten wat

Bacon_Barbarian
02-17-2014, 12:24 PM
On "going out"


Bacon: I mean, I am around
Bacon: But I'm about to go out.
Kodos: where
Kodos: Where are you going
Bacon: Partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Kodos: Give me the name of two other adults who will be there
Kodos: What time will you be home
Bacon: Uhm.
Kodos: You better not try any of those reefers I hear are popular with you urban youths

Linz
02-17-2014, 03:52 PM
Loki visits the GB.

-Spammer- didnt you try to kill me?
-Loki- I know not of thee, Spammer.
Spammer has disconnected (Exit)
-Loki- HE RUNS IN FEAR!

-Loki- Who are you trying to seduce, Lucio?
-Loki- Your mother! HAHA.
-Lucio- You take that back
Lucio has disconnected (Exit)
-Loki- HE RUNS IN FEAR!

Josh has signed in
-Loki- SON OF CARTER
-Josh- wat
-Loki- WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS REALM?
-Josh- NOTHING OH GOD
Josh has disconnected (Exit)
-Loki- HE RUNS IN FEAR!

GunZet
02-17-2014, 04:13 PM
Loki visits the GB.

-Spammer- didnt you try to kill me?
-Loki- I know not of thee, Spammer.
Spammer has disconnected (Exit)
-Loki- HE RUNS IN FEAR!

-Loki- Who are you trying to seduce, Lucio?
-Loki- Your mother! HAHA.
-Lucio- You take that back
Lucio has disconnected (Exit)
-Loki- HE RUNS IN FEAR!

Josh has signed in
-Loki- SON OF CARTER
-Josh- wat
-Loki- WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS REALM?
-Josh- NOTHING OH GOD
Josh has disconnected (Exit)
-Loki- HE RUNS IN FEAR!

http://www.gamersyde.com/news_darksiders_ii_new_video-13157.jpg
HE CHOOSES TO FIGHT ON!!

Midori-Midori
02-17-2014, 05:36 PM
omg spammer :O thats me! thats me!

Joosh
02-17-2014, 08:13 PM
Im jush

Evil_Cake
02-17-2014, 08:20 PM
i don't believe u

jubeh
02-23-2014, 05:33 PM
on shit


[4:32:52 PM] Numana: oh god i love shit

Byakuran
02-23-2014, 05:41 PM
Haha... liar that was on " shitty movies " i love shitty movies, shitty stuff... been watching some shitty reality shows too.. but man the movie is cute tho.

Matt
02-23-2014, 05:41 PM
[4:32:52 PM] Numana: oh god i love shit
He's a scat man.

Byakuran
02-23-2014, 05:56 PM
*She's a scat woman. doododododooo

Hayashida
02-23-2014, 06:44 PM
scat? shit? doo doo? puuchan I had no idea

GunZet
02-23-2014, 07:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE2EBK4HRv8

Byakuran
02-23-2014, 07:32 PM
Drop that doodoo would b funnier

GunZet
02-24-2014, 10:37 AM
-Byakuran- is that a cat??
-Byakuran- i want toride on a cat
-Guest5207- You could try scissoring

Sylux
02-24-2014, 02:38 PM
drodda drop dat dookay gurl

jubeh
07-17-2014, 06:43 PM
On crime.



Evil Cake: hm crime in richmond has gone down a lot in past decade
Evil Cake: half the number o murders >_>
Evil Cake: still above average tho

James: who is the vigilante hero we can thank for this?

Evil Cake: scatman
Evil Cake: throws poo on evil doers

James: WHAT

Evil Cake: ya doesnt even beat them up
Evil Cake: just puts poo on them to discourage them from commiting crimes
Evil Cake: also police can find criminals easier cuz they smell like shit
Evil Cake: it is thankless work for scatman tho
Evil Cake: no1 would even shake his hand

Hell_Baron
07-18-2014, 12:02 PM
Oh jesus, my sides.