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Gedeon
07-30-2011, 04:04 PM
And this is just in from the racist central!!!
Guest(put some numbers i don't remember here): Asians came to america to mine quarry's but now they want to mine the roads!!!

CypressDahlia
07-30-2011, 04:28 PM
You know, you're actually supposed to quote the person, not paraphrase it.

Hayashida
08-04-2011, 12:19 PM
A weird image pooped into my head...

poop is always funny

Gedeon
08-05-2011, 04:03 PM
You know, you're actually supposed to quote the person, not paraphrase it.

Am i doing it right? :D

Renzokuken
08-05-2011, 07:13 PM
poop is always funny

You'll never let it go, will you?

Byakuran
08-05-2011, 09:12 PM
He just hangs out with James too much...

Slurpee
08-06-2011, 06:37 PM
Who is this James guy? o_o

jubeh
08-06-2011, 06:57 PM
Who is this mysterious and handsome person

Evil_Cake
08-06-2011, 07:50 PM
sounds like a noob vlad

jubeh
08-06-2011, 07:54 PM
Go die

Gedeon
08-07-2011, 03:03 AM
........LOL..................

Renzokuken
08-07-2011, 05:46 PM
Hahaha

Slurpee
08-08-2011, 10:14 AM
James is Jubeh isn't he? o_o

DrPumpkin
08-08-2011, 10:50 AM
Jubeh is both James and Jubeh but not both James and Jubeh at the same time.

Renzokuken
08-08-2011, 02:07 PM
Jubeh is both James and Jubeh but not both James and Jubeh at the same time.

Me oh my.

GunZet
08-08-2011, 02:12 PM
Miomai?


1:42:40 PM MDT Femi: started with something about a policeman shooting a guy with a gun

Because people rarely use guns over there.

Fenn
08-08-2011, 06:08 PM
A new topic:


I can't find box world. it's a game i used to play when i was just a little kid and i remember it's one of the game I enjoyed and I got addicted to but didn't finish it cause... well... you know... kids always get bored in just playing one game. <strike>atleast that's the kind of kid i am when i was 8 years old</strike>

this time I want to download it in my pc but i can't seem to make it work.
well it seems not compatible now in windows7.

can anyone give me a download link? or if not could anyone give me an advice on how to make it work?

[UPDATE]

nevermind I found it.

Slurpee
08-11-2011, 12:50 PM
http://www.mangatutorials.com/file/pic/photo/2011/08/trilokcool3-scr-v-3colored-4.jpg?t=4e432c66a95b1.jpg
OK whenever u feel like take it (LICENSE FREE)...and CUT DOWN or MAKE HOLE on those AWESOME HANDS those who do AWESOME DRAWINGS.........................
JUST KIDDING.... hehehehehehehe:cat_tantrum:
The cum rifle never fails lol

Psy
08-11-2011, 02:39 PM
Yeah but once you shoot that thing you have to wait a couple hours to do it again and maybe if you're lucky you get three shots a day.

Sylux
08-11-2011, 03:17 PM
Well you can threaten people with it instead of always shooting.

pajamajam
08-11-2011, 04:57 PM
Can't you go to jail if you just keep whipping it out like that?

Sylux
08-11-2011, 05:11 PM
What, for brandishing your cum? Not likely, I don't think.

Gedeon
08-11-2011, 05:34 PM
Only 3 times a day? Wtf?

Psy
08-12-2011, 02:58 AM
Cypress: I'm like the cutest little fluffball ever, man
Totally agree.

Gedeon
08-12-2011, 06:58 AM
Now on Cannibalism:

Cypress: I ate Van Gogh's ear.
Byakuran: Damn, you real are old.Byakuran: Don't they say once you eat human meat you never go back?
Cypress: Naw. I went back
Cypress: Beef is much more savoury

Sylux
08-14-2011, 06:48 PM
On Del being a woman.


It's not
But my mood changes through the month I guess

Gedeon
08-14-2011, 06:55 PM
^ Lol!

jubeh
08-15-2011, 11:10 PM
On impressing girls


Cake says:
crap im out of yams

James Harrison says:
Oh shit

Cake says:
how will i impress this girl now

James Harrison says:
Idk play her a song

Cake says:
man she doesnt liike music she likes yams

jubeh
08-22-2011, 08:32 PM
On business opportunities.


Cake says
hey man i got an idea lets start a business where we sell "gorilla poop" but its actually dog poop
yeah i guess we'd just mash some bananas in with it

jubeh
08-24-2011, 08:13 PM
On relationships


Cake says
heres some advice go up to a girl u see dating a dude and punch him out
James Harrison says
ic
Tell me more
Cake says
then say "u belong 2 me now"
then u are set

Fenn
08-24-2011, 09:38 PM
On impressing girls


On business opportunities.


On relationships

Cake should write a book. Or a survivial guide. one of the two.

Byakuran
08-24-2011, 09:39 PM
... i dont think it would sell good.

jubeh
08-24-2011, 09:53 PM
You just dont understand

Byakuran
08-25-2011, 04:53 PM
Yeah the whole world doesn't understand, thats why no one commented on it.

CypressDahlia
08-25-2011, 05:48 PM
I would probably mistake it for a cook book. An evil cook book.

ClockHand
08-25-2011, 05:56 PM
Survival Guide for Cake's.

Gedeon
08-27-2011, 12:44 AM
Im yet to see a cake that could outrun me, especially when my sweet tooth kick's in.

butternut
08-30-2011, 05:17 AM
That's it! You've made me want to eat cake now. =(

Renzokuken
08-30-2011, 05:49 AM
That's it! You've made me want to eat cake now. =(

You horrible person.

Gedeon
08-30-2011, 10:42 PM
:cat_wahaha:MWAHAHAH!!! SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL EAT CAKE OUT OF MY HANDS!!!

On girls and boobs
Blue dragon said about cows

In fact, the machines they use to milk cows often blister and ware at a cow's utters. They're usually shot up with estrogen to keep them producing milk (which is why a lot of people think little girls are developing more quickly than the past,)

And then comes along Clock

the way it's handled is the problem, not milking, but again, I don't see a real reason to stop drinking milk, and even more I still see more reasons to keep drinking (girls with earlier boobies? hell yeah).

Slurpee
08-31-2011, 10:20 AM
o___o

Renzokuken
08-31-2011, 02:56 PM
Wow.

Hell_Baron
08-31-2011, 05:16 PM
oh lord.

Slurpee
08-31-2011, 07:43 PM
who else here is glad they drink soymilk?

Evil_Cake
08-31-2011, 08:07 PM
not I *has giant boobs*

Superdooperphailmachine
08-31-2011, 08:12 PM
I drink real milk all the time and I don't have boobs : (

Byakuran
09-01-2011, 03:51 PM
Yes, you do. we call them moobs.

Gedeon
09-01-2011, 06:05 PM
^..........................WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

GunZet
09-01-2011, 06:10 PM
Massively
Over-produced
Occular
Byproduct
System

Moobs.

Delphinus
09-01-2011, 06:25 PM
Mamallian Oestrogen + Obesity Byproducts

MOOBs

Hayashida
09-01-2011, 09:59 PM
ManBOOBs. Seriously you guys

Gedeon
09-02-2011, 10:22 AM
......O.o..............................you guys are crazy........................................

Byakuran
09-02-2011, 04:00 PM
Aren't you being a hypocrit.

GunZet
09-07-2011, 03:02 PM
Byarizard says:
well New York used to be New Amsterdam but wetrated it with england for suriname and the netherland antilles...

weed lands

thats why we so addicted


Word dawg.

Hayashida
09-17-2011, 12:01 AM
on Filipino baseball

Jubeh says:
I went up to mom and was like

Jubeh says:
Hey did you know filipinos suck at baseball

Jubeh says:
And she just goes

Jubeh says:
Yeah

jubeh
09-19-2011, 04:15 AM
Japanese baseball chat


Tora_baseball: Command your spirit to do your bidding
Bloodsmurf: I am here with my born
Tora_baseball: Would you say your born has the power of a thousand ancient suns?
Baseballjubeh: Violence is the cloud that shapes our hegemony
Bloodsmurf: the ancient suns has depleted powers in agony
Tora_baseball: Truth always remains in daylight cyclone

Gedeon
09-19-2011, 04:57 AM
Friend in school: Hey Gedzo where are you going?
Me: Home but im going to the upper station.
Friend: You going up your situation?!
Me: Whaaaaaaaaa!?
Friend: nothing, nothing.
It turns out the friend had an ear infection ._.

Byakuran
09-19-2011, 03:31 PM
What is ' going up your situation ' ? :l

jubeh
09-19-2011, 03:32 PM
I don't get it

Hayashida
09-19-2011, 06:19 PM
It's like when you translate what people were saying in the chatbox on the baseball stream.

Fenn
09-19-2011, 08:04 PM
What's with the sudden baseball craze?

DemonChild101
09-19-2011, 08:06 PM
I dont know....
i dont really get into watching sports unless your talkin about fights

pajamajam
09-19-2011, 08:42 PM
Fighting isn't a sport, it's fighting.

CypressDahlia
09-19-2011, 08:52 PM
anything can be a sport if you put people in bleachers and let them watch.

Hayashida
09-19-2011, 09:20 PM
What's with the sudden baseball craze?
It's not sudden, James and I have liked baseball for a long time, but we're just starting to watch NPB games.

Fenn
09-19-2011, 09:21 PM
It's not sudden, James and I have liked baseball for a long time, but we're just starting to watch NPB games.

Sry it's just sudden on the forums...

Hayashida
09-19-2011, 09:21 PM
Okay.

Fenn
09-19-2011, 09:23 PM
Okay.

Glad we clarified that. Friends?

Hayashida
09-19-2011, 09:24 PM
what

Fenn
09-19-2011, 09:26 PM
what

You hate me don't you.

Hayashida
09-19-2011, 09:28 PM
Fenn just act normal jeez

Fenn
09-19-2011, 09:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PcKBL0YCSY

Gedeon
09-20-2011, 03:58 AM
fuck guys.......so no one gets what was i talking about? OAO

GunZet
09-20-2011, 10:25 AM
.lol ,epoN

Fenn
09-20-2011, 03:54 PM
.lol ,epoN

Rage.

Sho
09-20-2011, 03:59 PM
.coD ,pu s'tahW

Hayashida
09-20-2011, 04:00 PM
shut up and post funny quotes

Fenn
09-20-2011, 04:39 PM
shut up and post funny quotes

Like this?

Renzokuken
09-21-2011, 11:31 AM
Fenn man...

Gedeon
09-21-2011, 02:23 PM
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!

ClockHand
09-25-2011, 10:03 PM
Someone should do Japan and all the little islands.


Pedophile.


That's kind of cool actually.

jeje

Hayashida
09-25-2011, 10:04 PM
Man I was talking about the country drawing things

ClockHand
09-25-2011, 10:07 PM
Feel proud that you are making a good contribution to this almost dead thread.

Gedeon
09-26-2011, 08:52 AM
On confesions:

Bya say's: Im not denying that i'm stupid.

jubeh
10-04-2011, 01:44 AM
On technology


Cake says
fuck technology
FUCK IT

James Harrison says
Man dont you have like assmar

Cake says
wat

James Harrison says
Technology is keeping you alive son
Assmar like your lungs are bad

Cake says
assmar

James Harrison says
Yeah like you use an inhaler

Cake says
asthma

James Harrison says
Yeah

Cake says
assmar
sounds like my butt got mauled

GunZet
10-05-2011, 04:24 PM
Linz says
It tastes like the ball sweat of zeus


I really want some of that now.

Sho
10-06-2011, 10:00 AM
Did I miss something when I left yesterday?

Hayashida
10-06-2011, 03:41 PM
On fighting throat-cutting ninjas in Dark Souls:

... Ah! NYEAH! OH MY GOD! WHAT? AAAHH! OH GOD! ...
... I'm dead

jubeh
10-06-2011, 04:04 PM
Man

Hayashida
10-06-2011, 10:01 PM
You're hilarious to listen to dude

jubeh
10-06-2011, 11:08 PM
Maybe I should look into doing a stream.

Hayashida
10-06-2011, 11:21 PM
yeah maybe

GunZet
10-08-2011, 05:40 PM
Kasey: My family has only been in the US for a few generations
GunZ_of_War_3: Same here. TROLO- Oh wait
Kasey: LOL
Linz: LOL...
Byakuran: xD
Byakuran: hahaha
Linz: Thats a shaaame

Slurpee
10-10-2011, 03:04 PM
When we were talking about his age, lol

It's true. I am a Vampire. It was decided in 9th Grade English.

Byakuran
10-11-2011, 05:45 AM
Kasey: My family has only been in the US for a few generations
GunZ_of_War_3: Same here. TROLO- Oh wait
Kasey: LOL
Linz: LOL...
Byakuran: xD
Byakuran: hahaha
Linz: Thats a shaaame

Did you just quote yourself or Linz?

jubeh
10-11-2011, 01:58 PM
On poo frequency


Nu. Charizard says
i just poo like everyday

CypressDahlia
10-11-2011, 02:01 PM
I thought that was normal.

jubeh
10-11-2011, 02:16 PM
You make me sick

Byakuran
10-11-2011, 02:48 PM
On eating:

Jubeh says: Cool get nice and fat

SuperKasey
10-12-2011, 12:53 AM
AJ: this is wat happens when i dont us bezier
Nwap: bieber??
Kasey: bezier is fore the weak :I
Guest_is_GunZet: Sorry AJ, Nwap is foreign
Nwap: SO!
Cype: man I use bezier
Kasey: . . . like I said
Cype: I made a giant robot out of bezier!
Linz: the hell is bezier
Kasey: jk jk jk
Cype: oh sorry Linz
Guest_is_GunZet: Curvy lines
Cype: Bezieur

jubeh
10-18-2011, 06:13 PM
On strawberries


James Harrison says
I dont like strawberries

John Achtymichuk says
WHAT
Give me one good reason

James Harrison says
Idk the texture is weird

John Achtymichuk says
say what
listen to me okay
listen very carefully okay
here's what you do
you get some strawberries, slice them up
get some vanilla yogurt
and some kind of cereal
that kind thats got those crunchy things
and you mix it all together
and you eat it
and then do you know what you do
eh james
do you know what you do

James Harrison says
What

John Achtymichuk says
you go FUCK YOURSELF FOR NOT LIKING STRAWBERRIES
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FUCK
ING
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NGGGG

Evil_Cake
10-18-2011, 06:39 PM
strawberries do taste good but the seeds on the outside r wierd

pajamajam
10-18-2011, 07:26 PM
No. The seeds are what make them amazing. Shut up. Just shut your stupid mouth.

Evil_Cake
10-18-2011, 07:28 PM
what the f is wrong with you the seeds have no value except to poop them out

jubeh
10-18-2011, 07:28 PM
Man people that like strawberries are really passionate about it

GunZet
10-18-2011, 07:50 PM
I also love the seeds, so stfu.

Psy
10-18-2011, 08:34 PM
I would rather have a strawberry daiquiri(virgin) than a plain strawberry.

Hayashida
10-19-2011, 04:01 PM
On future selves

I think my future self is fucking with me because every time I see him he goes, "you know Im gay right."

GunZet
10-19-2011, 04:11 PM
http://th617.photobucket.com/albums/tt255/813780/th_okay-meme.jpg

Kasey- I was standing there looking at it and was like oh cool they have Trax here
Kasey- and then I'm all, what's that noise?
Kasey- BAMTRAIN
Sup_Bitches- lmaowut
Sup_Bitches- How did the hell did a -train- sneak up on you? xD

Sorry K, but I found this hilarious.

Hayashida
10-23-2011, 11:27 PM
On the World Series

Im not giving alber pujols shit he hit like 600 homeruns last game.
Later in another thread:

Yeah how about poo hole going 0-4. Eat it.

GunZet
10-24-2011, 07:53 PM
From about a week ago...but I forgot


-Sutari_Ps- With ref i can draw other clothes
-Kasey- Linz draws really good ass :I
-GunZet- I know how to draw ass p. well...only from looking at Linz
-AJ- it was love at first site by me when i saw her ass
-GunZet- You aint seen nuffin'
-AJ- i m fan of rei's breasts

jubeh
10-25-2011, 02:52 AM
On the nature of crime


Cake says
so my bro keeps telling me "hey if any1 comes to the door tell them im not here"
and this morning i got woken up and these police dudes were at the door
and they're like "wheres ur bro at g?"
and his car is in the driveway
so im like "uh... hes.. in.. new york?"
and a tear comes down my cheek when i say this
because it hurts 2 tell such a lie
and they're staring at me like "o_O and >_>"
so then im like "ok i'll go tell him ur here"


On gandalf and lightning attacks


Cake says
shooting lightning is super op that is instant kill
they had gandalf expert on deadliest warrior and he shot Geoff Desmoulin with lightning and Dorian was like "this was an instant kill"

indescribable
10-30-2011, 11:59 PM
Youíve got to be kidding me. Iíve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Itís just common sense.

That fucked up my dyslexia.
...


Nwap: guys have no shame
Nwap: we will pee on you if you dont watch out

Sylux
11-01-2011, 05:44 PM
On misspellings

[5:37:11 PM] Jai: What
[5:37:18 PM] Sottaceti: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1APm6yQPZNg
[5:38:42 PM] Jai: On phonelol
[5:38:59 PM] *** Call to Jai, no answer. ***
[5:38:59 PM] Sottaceti: fone?
[5:39:10 PM] Sottaceti: izzat not whatchoo meant?
[5:39:24 PM] Jai: Ya lemme finish wizzinb
[5:39:29 PM] Jai: Hogopp
[5:39:32 PM] Jai: G
[5:39:38 PM] Jai: Wy
[5:39:38 PM] Sottaceti: what
[5:39:42 PM] Sottaceti: what the hell
[5:39:42 PM] Jai: Wtf
[5:39:55 PM] Jai: This fone
[5:40:10 PM] Sottaceti: wait how does
[5:40:24 PM] Sottaceti: Hogopp G Wy translate to this fone
[5:41:20 PM] Jai: Idk
[5:41:39 PM] Jai: Lpl

jubeh
11-01-2011, 10:45 PM
On vaginas


cake says
vaginas sure r dangerous

Bacon_Barbarian
11-10-2011, 01:02 AM
Arguing with Clock.


Still, I think Bob Marley says it best:

"If you know you're history,
then you would know where you're coming from,
then you wouldn't have to ask me
who the Hell do I think I am?"

Bob Marley is/was Kamina?

Gedeon
11-11-2011, 09:19 PM
On fashion and men with ties:

A lot of professional businessmen out there huh...

Also i need pants :<

Slurpee
11-13-2011, 10:56 AM
For people who are overweight, "Somewhere at an ihop there is somebody fatter than you."
this made me laugh so hard

Celestial-Fox
11-15-2011, 03:54 AM
THRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!!!

haha

GunZet
11-16-2011, 04:40 AM
-Byakuran- wtf there is freshman sitting nxt to me he lookslike josh
-Byakuran- lol
-Nwap- most white girls look like josh
-Guesticles- Quote thread, where art thou

Joosh
11-16-2011, 04:48 PM
OTL

Byakuran
11-17-2011, 04:12 AM
If it makes you feel better..... the kid sitting next to me at that time was a male D:

Renzokuken
11-18-2011, 05:21 PM
-Byakuran- wtf there is freshman sitting nxt to me he lookslike josh
-Byakuran- lol
-Nwap- most white girls look like josh
-Guesticles- Quote thread, where art thou

Hahaha

ClockHand
11-18-2011, 05:36 PM
Can someone invent a machine that lets you just think of a game and the machine makes it? With all my ideas, I'd be the richest man in the world if this worked (well, second richest to whoever made the machine).

Jubeh: http://twitter.com/#!/petermolydeux


Looks like a bunch of video game corrupt-a-wish posts. I can do better.

GunZet
11-20-2011, 11:22 PM
Are you on your period?
With a friendly little correction.


Gun Zet says
Games games games
relationship holdin'
Drawing ever so slightly
Modeling
School
Life
...
Profit???
Tzvety says
MODEL?!
how much do you get paid D: <
Gun Zet says
Errr
Not like
Model model
Like 3D model, lmao
Tzvety says
oh...loooool





History is weird bitcht.

Fenn
12-07-2011, 02:05 PM
I broke into this dude's house once (all my stories start like this) and he caught me, so I murdered his ass.

Context: it's overrated.

ram
12-07-2011, 10:31 PM
haha

uhm... that was intentional... yeah.... it is.... trust me!!
>_> it's not my lack of spelling ability okay!!!!! OTL

Cloudy
12-07-2011, 10:40 PM
Yeah; no more posting, plz.

this was an intro.


ill post wherever i want dammit >:V

And so will I! Mwahahahahah~! :cat_ohoho:

Oh, and hi! :cat_hi:

Lol Rio is as bad as us ;3

Renzokuken
12-08-2011, 10:47 AM
She's a frightening Superpower.

Sylux
12-08-2011, 03:27 PM
I love Rio she is my only god over the Dark Lord

Delphinus
12-11-2011, 07:21 PM
It's not hard to understand.


You just have to accept that your responses are always going to be exactly what they are in specific situations preceded by other specific situations and factors of use and ability, which have culminated over your lifetime and cannot be changed without other specific events occurring or being made to occur in order to modify the usage and makeup of the different parts that compose your reaction sequences.

The same post. Grandiloquent multiloquence starts here.

GunZet
12-12-2011, 07:06 PM
Looks p schweet mang. The only critique I have is lol jk hahaha
I lol'd.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-12-2011, 07:11 PM
The funniest thing Sy has said in ages. Also the best thing I've read today.

Sylux
12-12-2011, 07:19 PM
So is somebody setting up a server or wat


Once I figure this shit out @_@


Its not even hard just stop smoking so much weed
--

Gedeon
12-14-2011, 06:03 AM
On how babies are made:

Tay: I'm secretly still an embryo. -GASP-

Clock: run from ozz, he might get exited.

Bacon: Might?

Bya: It's oke tay, hide in my womb.

Clock: Jubeh, help to push tay in bya womb.



... I feel disgusting by saying that.

I rest my case.

Outcast
12-18-2011, 06:24 AM
Holy crap, what the fuck bya?

Byakuran
12-18-2011, 12:07 PM
Hey, do you know a better place to hide an Embryo? And oz would never look there.. i'm just saying :l.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-18-2011, 12:19 PM
Oh yes he would.

Byakuran
12-18-2011, 12:28 PM
: l. IM OLDER THAN HIM.

Celestial-Fox
12-18-2011, 05:43 PM
Lol, I remember that. I was laughing pretty hard, BUT I WAS ALSO CONFUSED. XD

Byakuran
12-19-2011, 12:46 AM
man... but clock said they would push it in <__>

Anyways.

THIS SKYPE. right now. all the lines would be oke for Quote thread xD

Bacon_Barbarian
12-21-2011, 05:23 PM
GunZ on non violence:


I will fking gut you, Del.

Gedeon
12-21-2011, 07:45 PM
Haya ......on being weird......which he is surprisingly good at.


How come that dude behind you is trying to lick your back

Renzokuken
12-21-2011, 07:53 PM
But he was trying to lick my back D:

I think

Evil_Cake
12-28-2011, 02:10 PM
kodo on mythical creatures

Sasquatch and kitsune sex goddess are basically the same thing.

SuperKasey
01-01-2012, 03:24 PM
< Byakuran > NO
< Byakuran > it didn't went in his ass

jubeh
01-01-2012, 04:26 PM
Where did it go then

jubeh
01-02-2012, 08:39 PM
On justice


Cake says
*sniffs the poo*
the smell of justice

GunZet
01-05-2012, 01:15 AM
On breakers

Gunzu: Dickbreaker
Nextweek: I know I am = - =
Gunzu: Perfect timing

Evil_Cake
01-05-2012, 08:50 PM
on arch nemesis



Jubeh says:
Fuck
Jubeh says:
CRAZY NURSE WANDA
Jubeh says:
One day I will get you

Sylux
01-05-2012, 09:33 PM
Cake on stow-aways

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/3484/photo2at.jpg

POWER LEVEL....ITS INCREASING


wtf are u in my house

jaidurn
01-06-2012, 04:07 PM
lol

Sylux
01-06-2012, 04:10 PM
This kid has Winter Fever.


[1/4/2012 3:48:28 PM] Josh Carson: i actually do kinda have a thing for toast >_>


[1/5/2012 2:46:01] Josh Carson: Okay i am passionately in love with toast


[1/6/2012 4:01:22] Josh Carson: I LOVE TOAST WITH ALL MY HEART MY CRUSH ON HER IS MAXIMUM

Joosh
01-06-2012, 04:13 PM
Maximum and overdrive
them hormones raging furiously

Sylux
01-06-2012, 04:17 PM
Maximum the Hormone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adl5vOigmAY

Slurpee
01-06-2012, 07:43 PM
^ love that song

Joosh
01-07-2012, 09:36 AM
Sylux on members of the board

[1/7/2012 9:37:52]Sottaceti:The problem with Linz for me is that she's too scottish.

Sylux
01-07-2012, 09:45 AM
Maaaaan I'm fine with Scots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

Gedeon
01-07-2012, 02:09 PM
Sarcasm ...in its finest:

Oh yeah my bad. That guy was cool though, he wasn't a pedo he was a lolicon

Well thats a relief thats way better

Edit:

When obvious isn't enough:

It's dangerous to post these days man. Heard there's someone out there who kicks you out of here for a certain time if you make the wrong post in the wrong thread.

Banned

wonder who he was talkin about do u know

No clue

Outcast
01-10-2012, 01:02 AM
Man, keelhauled is so fucking catchy.

Sylux
01-10-2012, 03:31 PM
Ya it's my and my friends' favorite song by Alestorm

Evil_Cake
01-11-2012, 10:47 PM
Jubeh says:
I opened up this random text file on my computer and its just "take a dump an go to sleep" 8 times
jf

ClockHand
01-12-2012, 03:47 PM
I like Death Note, but it really reminds me of a yakuza or something. I still like Death Note, only because my mom makes me watch it with her EVERY saturday. Maybe it's because I told her that L was a detective and he's like the puppeteer or whatever. She scares me sometimes, she even makes me cosplay as Light just so she can act like L and call me "Kira"....How do I get rid of an Death Note adict?
(BTW I always happen to say "I will kill L" just to make her leave me alone :D )

Death Note Thread.

Mistrus
01-18-2012, 01:23 AM
ic

Interesting.

So people who dance, are getting down syndrome too?

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard. More than the actual joke did actually.... I'm am definitely going to hell...

jubeh
01-18-2012, 04:44 PM
On racial issues and furries


James Harrison says
k installing the demo
bowels are clean

Clock says
are you going to do a harakiri?

James Harrison says
Yeah
I will do it if this game only has white people in it

Clock says
I think it will be like skyrim
many races, many colors of skin, but no real issue (even when is a fantasy medieval game)

James Harrison says
There were some issues
Black people weren't allowed in whiterun
And nobody likes the cat people

Clock says
no one likes furries in real life
is not like a racial issue
is just reallity

ClockHand
01-21-2012, 01:56 PM
Talking about the poorly writing of IGN editors.


Clock says
its funny that a editor can write soo poorly
isn't the work of editors to correct and point writing problems?

Toast says
ign might as well higher middle schoolers
*hire
not higher, lol

Clock says
they should high people
I know people would love to be highed by ign

toast
01-21-2012, 01:59 PM
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/94868/94868,1177171030,4/stock-vector-hippie-smoking-a-joint-vector-see-my-portfolio-for-more-great-vectors-3128527.jpg

ign editors

ClockHand
01-21-2012, 02:01 PM
I though they were school kids.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-21-2012, 02:41 PM
Ok the posts are starting to get a bit heated so y'all need to cool it a bit. No ones done anything wrong yet but I can feel that it might escalate. No one person caused me to say something but the past few posts are a warning sign for upcoming hostility. Remember what you think is an innocent statement or response can be taken as an insult very quickly so try to avoid the accusatory statements.
Thank you for cooperating.


My grandma tells me the same thing.

Psy is Outcast's grandma?

Psy
01-21-2012, 03:07 PM
. . . Well I did just go to bingo the other night and won sooooooo . . . Sure why not.

jubeh
01-21-2012, 06:11 PM
On race and value in games


Cake says
what the
in this custom game some1 named weakwhiteboy joined
then we kick him
and buffblackman joined

GunZet
01-21-2012, 06:12 PM
That was me.

jaidurn
01-21-2012, 06:13 PM
Yeah weakwhiteboy was you

Gedeon
01-22-2012, 06:46 PM
On rolls and penises:

Arsalan speaking of penis i m making chicken rolls for dinner
Byakuran o_o
Byakuran i wonder how you will feel eating it thinking about this.
Gedeon Chicken rolls= Penis
Byakuran No
Byakuran D':
Gedeon Penis =Chicken rools ?
nextweek your making penis for dinner?
Gedeon Lol
Byakuran chickens dont have a penis =a=
Byakuran chickens are FEMALE
Byakuran They are CHICKS
Byakuran -badum tss-
Gedeon Cock rolls=Penis?
nextweek throws up a tid bit

GunZet
01-24-2012, 01:40 AM
On various forms of baby-batter.


Gunzet: Tastes like goblin baby batter.
Saphira: no it doesn't.
Gunzet: How do you know, ehhh?
Saphira: i've eaten it.

butternut
01-24-2012, 04:35 AM
i was talking about mayo idiot

Fenn
01-24-2012, 10:41 AM
Why does everyone's grammar decay to the level of a 4 year-old in the chat?

Gedeon
01-24-2012, 05:09 PM
...no spell check.

Delphinus
01-24-2012, 05:24 PM
Why does everyone's grammar decay to the level of a 4 year-old in the chat?

quicker typing duh

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 07:00 PM
what is baby batter, babies that have been turned in to batter or batter that babies eat?

GunZet
01-24-2012, 07:01 PM
It's...nvm.

Slurpee
01-24-2012, 07:42 PM
I think Baby batter is baby poop.

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 07:44 PM
wait i get it now. you thing goblin baby batter taste worse than human?

Kodos
01-25-2012, 04:20 PM
Byakuran> i ate like
Byakuran> 2 craps with each containing 1,5 burger :l

Byakuran
01-25-2012, 04:23 PM
I-....i can explain...

*cough*

Byakuran> i ate like
Byakuran> 2 craps with each containing 1,5 burger :l
Byakuran> *wraps

jubeh
01-25-2012, 04:30 PM
Byakuran> i ate like
Byakuran> 2 craps with each containing 1,5 burger :l

Impressive 2 whole craps

Byakuran
01-26-2012, 06:41 PM
[2012/01/26 23:48:46] Byakuran: flkdsh itstruefjdkhfdjs
[2012/01/26 23:51:41] Kasey: gjdkagheoaueissonottruelgheoaoghe;a
[2012/01/26 23:52:29] Byakuran: uiyvgkfdgvddursonicedhskfhkdfs
[2012/01/26 23:56:05] Kasey: lgheoktahyou'rewelcomegheoaghelagh
[2012/01/26 23:56:48] Byakuran: ifudsgdkjgvdjawimblushindshfjasgvfdj
[2012/01/26 23:57:26] taylourface: alskjfdsdflolslkjdfsd
[2012/01/26 23:57:28] taylourface: > . >
[2012/01/26 23:57:46] Byakuran: dsjgfdhsgfsloldhsfgdsjfds
[0:00:52] Son44: &#230;&#230;&#230;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;&#229;
[0:02:59] Kasey: klaghakgheagheatheycan'treadoursecretcodelethkoatg ehalh
[0:04:39] Son44: &#248;&#248;&#248;&#248;&#248;&#248;&#248;opiketiop43i5349+5iasdjfasalaoet&#230;&#230;&#230;f
[0:05:03] Byakuran: fdisughsidthiswayoftalkingiskindafunkjsahgksb
[0:18:07] Kasey: fgheaogheatheitslikeplayingawordpuzzle!keghaohge
[0:18:37 | Edited 0:18:47] Byakuran: diushgdfihdfhahahitreallyisxDfrkghd
[0:36:16] taylourface: [0:02] Kasey: klaghakgheagheatheycan'treadoursecretcodelethkoatg
ehalhlasdkjflskdfohreallyasldkfjaslsdf
[0:36:42] Kasey: xD
[0:36:51] Byakuran: dljohkjfdhvbkhbvdshemeansonkfsuhskv
[0:37:01] Byakuran: dkshfskfgirlshavethepowerwithintoreaditfksdhgfosgs
[0:37:20] Son44: oh fuck this aisdlrujweiltbasdbnla<ndf
[0:37:30] taylourface: xD
[0:37:31] Byakuran: kjfdshbkdfseeiwasrightdkfhfkdhvbf
[0:37:43] taylourface: alskdjfsdjflmaosdlfksjdf
[0:38:39] Kasey: agkhlghearoflmfaolghlahea

...

GunZet
01-26-2012, 06:42 PM
Wtf was -that-

Hayashida
01-26-2012, 06:44 PM
Gunzet don't you understand english, they're having a conversation about metaphysics.

Psy
01-26-2012, 06:50 PM
. . . I understood all of that. My suspicions about me being a woman have been confirmed!

butternut
01-27-2012, 01:18 AM
I figured it out in the first sentence itself. I'm a natural XD
Or i play too many word games.

T1B3R1U5
01-27-2012, 01:53 PM
If anyone understand that, then we all play too many damn word games. Or are all women, either one will work...

Psy
01-27-2012, 03:18 PM
HandbjdikdmsnahajbxbrbrkosjIfeelbadforanyonewithdy slexiareadingthesessentenceshquansbduejammdppwkaud .

T1B3R1U5
01-27-2012, 03:39 PM
fhrgtwehelkyeahiknowright?ijhgujeysadjtnfyfsafy

jubeh
02-01-2012, 12:33 AM
On game journalism.


Rodrigo Silva Gatica says
I got dawn of war II

James Harrison says
Too bad that game is terrible
Huge piece of shit

Rodrigo Silva Gatica says
score?

James Harrison says
-100/10

Rodrigo Silva Gatica says
you are ready to be a true game journalist

SuperKasey
02-11-2012, 02:40 AM
kodos> "You're 18, daughter, so now I want to tell you something important."
kodos> "Never get punched in the tit by a radioactive person."

jubeh
02-11-2012, 04:07 PM
On the limits of clowns.


Cake says
have u made any more clowns

James Harrison says
no I started one but it was too ridiculous so I stopped

Cake says
wat
there r no limits

James Harrison says
I gave him an afro and put balls on it and had a cylinder coming out so his head was like a giant set of super hairy testicles

Cake says
o...

Gedeon
02-13-2012, 04:19 PM
On Gedeons

Byakuran Omg
Byakuran i forgot to tell you
Byakuran i found someone who's reall name
Byakuran Is Gedeon too :o
Gedeon OAO
Gedeon .......no way..........
Byakuran REALLY HOT GUY.
Gedeon Oh so we met?
Byakuran Jkjk
Byakuran Nah i didnt meet him yet :/
Byakuran But i know he excists and he's in a band
Gedeon well....he is in the nether lands right?
Byakuran The Netherlands yeah xD
Byakuran Holland.
Gedeon i think i might know him from Facebook. I type in Gedeon and i friend anyone with the same name.
Gedeon I found around 10-20 of us.
Byakuran LMAO
Byakuran Why xD?
Gedeon WE ARE LEGION!
Gedeon WE NEED TO UNITE!
Byakuran -fb searches gedeon-
Byakuran Omg its a blk gai D:

Slurpee
02-13-2012, 04:45 PM
is Bya afraid of black guys?

Gedeon
02-13-2012, 06:30 PM
probably...

Byakuran
02-13-2012, 06:41 PM
Noooo! It's just the name sounds so white... east-europianish >__> I just didn't expect it man.

jubeh
02-13-2012, 11:21 PM
She's racist. She only likes asians except me because she only like asians with the purest blood.

Byakuran
02-14-2012, 06:06 PM
Ugh, maybe... Tbh i don't really like men at all :l. I'm more Sexist than Racist :/

ClockHand
02-14-2012, 06:09 PM
You are both.

Byakuran
02-14-2012, 06:11 PM
Man, but i hate them all equally D: ...

ClockHand
02-14-2012, 06:29 PM
Then you are Buddhist racist and sexist.

GunZet
02-14-2012, 06:35 PM
I hate everyone.

jubeh
02-14-2012, 11:04 PM
Then you are Buddhist racist and sexist.

Leave buddha out of this

SuperKasey
02-15-2012, 11:53 AM
On the subject of fitting three men inside your box.

Guest4843> oh mann
Guest4843> I thought I could fit 3 of them
Guest4843> >=o
Kodos> That's what he said.
Byakuran> That's what she said.
Byakuran> AAANs
Byakuran> ifdjglodasnb
Sutari> inb4 -aw shit kodos did it
Guest4843> I cannot fit 3 men in my box
Kasey> LMAO
Kodos> B : )
Kodos> B: )
Byakuran> I CAN :D
Kodos> B) Deal with it
Byakuran> WANNA TRY~
Kasey> >.>
Kasey> man Bya. . .
Kodos> Like a hot dog in a hallway.
Byakuran> Sorry Kasey...
Byakuran> I can fit 3 men and ONE GIRL
Byakuran> AWWWW YEAAAH
Kasey> O.O
Byakuran> Sorry D:
Byakuran> it was a joke..
Kasey> my brain hurts
Byakuran> im sorry man
Kasey> your hips would have to be hella wide
Byakuran> tbh, they are.
Kasey> :'D
Byakuran> ;D
Guest4843> hmm
Guest4843> maybe I can fit 3 dudes inside
Byakuran> Is your brain oke now?
Guest4843> I just have to change their orientation a little
• Kasey giggles
Byakuran> haha.
Guest4843> there we go
Guest4843> perfect fit
Guest4843> one guy on top and two below

GunZet
02-15-2012, 12:03 PM
3 women can fit me.

Sutari
02-15-2012, 04:50 PM
conversation about moustache waxing

Byakuran> But men facial hair is a lot tougher...
Byakuran> so it will hurt more..
Sutari> I bet lmao
Byakuran> BUT IM INDIAN
Byakuran> IM LIKE ALMOST MALE
Byakuran> IT HURTS.

butternut
02-15-2012, 11:11 PM
umm, doesn't really.

pajamajam
02-15-2012, 11:21 PM
Wax is for wimps. If you want to do it right, you have to pluck each hair one by one.

indescribable
02-15-2012, 11:48 PM
Yeah... don't ever wax your eyebrows. It WILL go wrong.

GunZet
02-16-2012, 12:09 AM
I wax my leg eyebrows.

Inksprout
02-16-2012, 01:47 AM
I'm surprised you have those >_<

pajamajam
02-16-2012, 02:59 AM
You mean you don't?

Byakuran
02-16-2012, 02:14 PM
umm, doesn't really.

Man, my male moustache . But it left a whole scar-ish rubbed place that burns like hell. :/
My genes are messed up >__>.


Lolol taaay <3 i tried that once, not a good experience.

butternut
02-16-2012, 02:38 PM
Man that sucks! :|

and waxing eyebrows? that's hard to imagine. or even think about. o.o

Byakuran
02-16-2012, 02:52 PM
mhm, but it was only like the middle part :/,, i as afraid for getting a unibrow lol :/

Gedeon
02-16-2012, 03:13 PM
...i just use a little pincer tool to pick out all the excess eyebrows in the middle.....

GunZet
02-16-2012, 03:52 PM
Tweezers, Ged, they're called tweezers.

Psy
02-16-2012, 04:34 PM
How do you know he didn't buy a little Pokemon?

Gedeon
02-16-2012, 06:45 PM
Yeah what if i bought a little Pokemon that uses pluck attack on my eyebrows HMM !??

pajamajam
02-16-2012, 11:13 PM
Looks like it wasn't very effective.

butternut
02-16-2012, 11:26 PM
mhm, but it was only like the middle part :/,, i as afraid for getting a unibrow lol :/

oh..that way..hmm. i have barely existing eyebrows. i can't even give a good shape in the fear of losing them :|

pajamajam
02-17-2012, 12:11 AM
If I ignore my eyebrows for too long, it looks like a really long caterpillar is crawling across my face.

Byakuran
02-19-2012, 03:12 PM
Lazorchef is Rei aka Sutari :}.

He got cockblocked.

REVENGE IS SWEET. BITTERSWEET


[20:55:28] Byakuran: i have da
[20:55:28] lazorchef: *cockblocked*
[20:55:31] Byakuran: but it will be useless
[20:55:38] Byakuran: how can you be cockblocked?
[20:55:43] lazorchef: yeah i used that wong

SuperKasey
02-21-2012, 02:14 AM
Playing too much Skyrim will do strange things to a man.

[12:10:16 AM] MiKu: gahahaha
[12:10:30 AM] MiKu: I was like hooked onto it for almost 5 months
[12:10:33 AM] MiKu: @@
[12:10:39 AM] MiKu: but its not so bad now
[12:10:40 AM] MiKu: lolol
[12:10:50 AM] Kasey: . . .
[12:10:51 AM] MiKu: actually I don't even play it much anymore
[12:10:56 AM] Kasey: it's only been out for three months
[12:11:07 AM] MiKu: really?
[12:11:10 AM] Kasey: yeah
[12:11:12 AM] MiKu: it felt so long @@
[12:12:13 AM] MiKu: I think I was in skyrim time

GunZet
02-21-2012, 02:35 AM
I lol'd.

ClockHand
02-21-2012, 11:48 PM
Talking about why I shouldn't stay as "busy" all the time in msn.


ClockHand says:
no, it always says I'm busy

James Harrison says:
If you're set to online and you open something in fullscreen it sets it to busy

ClockHand says:
so I should be always as absent?
and be busy when I play games?

James Harrison says
Just set it to online
It does everything for you
If you leave for 15 minutes it goes to away
If you play a game it goes to busy

ClockHand says:
why do you want to change me? )=
you should love me for who I am

James Harrison says:
No

jubeh
02-22-2012, 06:23 PM
Jizz James


Clock says
you should watch the tester

James Harrison says
Wat

Clock says
its a great way to kill brain cels

James Harrison says
You should wrap your dick in aluminium foil and put it on the stove
Since we're giving each other good advice

Clock says
why the stove? use the microwave
jizz james
use technology

jaidurn
02-22-2012, 07:27 PM
Algebra meets sex ed
[12:44 PM] Josh Carson: I got so embarrassed in Algebra today
I slipped up while talking and said stuff @_@
The substitute was talking about which column of problems in the workbook to do, and it was all about column three for about 5 minutes
I was going to say something about column 2 but it came out as
"Why dont we do the second condom"
Soooo
I ragequit
I got a very stern scowl from the teacher ;_;

Slurpee
02-23-2012, 07:18 PM
I could totally see Josh saying that lol.

Sylux
02-29-2012, 10:57 PM
If you want a bad word and cuss filter then give me your man card you fucking pussy. Go to a catholic school if you want that shit.


Shut up.


Bite me this is my cussing vent since i get into trouble for accually swearing on xbox

...pfft.

Hayashida
02-29-2012, 11:00 PM
Sylux if you're going through the old forum looking for funny quotes, James and I did that a while ago. We posted a huge list thing of them many pages back

edit: its on page 19

Sylux
02-29-2012, 11:10 PM
Oh no I was just reading the thread and then that popped up and I was like what.

GunZet
02-29-2012, 11:13 PM
That was on MT? Jeezus, man.

jubeh
03-02-2012, 08:57 PM
On politics


Cake says
what makes u think u have the right 2 denounce me, u dont even wear pants asshole

Sylux
03-12-2012, 08:59 PM
I'm just going to go live on the moon, who's with me?


Yeah toast, we can repopulate and everything!

I just noticed this but jeez josh you're really coming on hard here

jubeh
03-14-2012, 04:22 AM
On australian slang


Reknarok: hey have you played star wars the old republic
Space Buddha: ya cake and I played it for a while
Reknarok: i heard it was heaps shit
Space Buddha: ic
Reknarok: what did you think of it
Space Buddha: it was heaps okay I guess
Reknarok: cause i was thinking of playing it heaps
Reknarok: but then i heard heaps of these people saying it was heaps shit
Reknarok: heaps
Space Buddha: heaps heaps heaps
Reknarok: heapsheapsheapsheapsheapsheapsheapsheapsheapsheaps

Aether
03-14-2012, 04:37 AM
That was a heaps good conversation.

Hayashida
03-14-2012, 01:40 PM
If you put heaps of heaps right next to each other it almost looks like sheaps or "sheeps" which makes sense for Australians I guess. That could be why they like that word so much.

Inksprout
03-14-2012, 06:18 PM
you're thinking of new zealanders mate

Hayashida
03-14-2012, 06:24 PM
Are you saying there's not a lot of sheep in australia

GunZet
03-14-2012, 06:27 PM
Heaps of em.

Sylux
03-17-2012, 05:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KgEt5.jpg

Renzokuken
03-17-2012, 05:48 PM
Dude...

GunZet
03-17-2012, 05:52 PM
...Broa

Aether
03-21-2012, 02:25 AM
...Broa
Sounds like a pretty tight conversation to me.