Spam 4 -- Romance of the Three Spam Threads

[jubeh]

New spam thread

[Evil_Cake]

Are they both on netfrix
ya

[jubeh]

Sweet. I'm watching better of ted right now.

[GunZet]

The voice acting in Fallout3 irritates the almight fucks outta me.

[Psy]

why?

[GunZet]

Some of the voices sound so nasally I just wanna punch em in the fking face...better yet. I think I might start killing all of them.
Moriarty's is cool though.

[Psy]

I wonder what makes them choose certain voices for things? Half the time its hard to believe ages because of voices. I would have thought they would be a bit more discerning when choosing but i guess not.

[jubeh]

I remember this one indie game that had voice overs but they didn't have a female around to do the female characters' voices so they used one of those text to voice things.

So you had like these stephen hawking chicks walking around.

[GunZet]

lmao...epic solution.

[jubeh]

Gunzet how does this video make you feel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQfc_NozluU

[Psy]

*makes bad women are things anyways joke*

[GunZet]

Makes me glad I wasn't playing Amnesia and sitting in my room in the dark.
But more importantly, it made me wonder what the hell was up with her eyes, and when she'll go blind.

[jubeh]

Better off ted is p cool guys

[Hayashida]

better of ted? you mean like from bill and ted?

[jubeh]

No man its a tv show.

[Hayashida]

Oh you mean like those TED talks

[jubeh]

Godammit john

[Hayashida]

So you want a TV show to watch, eh? How about Peep Show?

[jubeh]

John what is that it sounds awful

[Hayashida]

It's got David Mitchell and Robert Webb as the two main characters, and a lot of crazy shit happens. It's funny. I can get you an embedded video of something from it to see if you like it, if you'd like. Would you like that, James?

[jubeh]

Why are you being so facetious

[Hayashida]

I'm not, I'm being ambiguous and slightly sexy.

[Psy]

i'll say.

[jubeh]

Man do not encourage him

[Hayashida]

*strikes a pose*

I call that one the thunderous wang-chung.

[jubeh]

Thats racist

[Hayashida]

Did you mean "That's sexy as fuuuuuuuuuck"?

[GunZet]

Did you mean "What the fuuuuuuuuuck"?
Yes.

[jubeh]

Why the f are people calling me at like midnight

[GunZet]

Jubes is a pretty cool guy, eh? Gets calls at midnight at doesn't afraid of anything.

[Hayashida]

They just want to hear you say goodnight, that's all.

[GunZet]

He won't say goodnight to me :C

[jubeh]

I only say good night when Im killin dudes

[Hayashida]

That's the correct answer for badassery.

[GunZet]

Aye lad. I concur.

[Evil_Cake]

my friend was saying how peeps were calling him at 3 am... if it was me i'd be like "go die"

[jubeh]

Im worried now because what if it was an emergency

[Hayashida]

I would just unplug/turn off my phone tbh. Or if they were nearby, I'd probably tie them up and beat them with a wooden sword.

edit: shit James call them back then man

also why have you gotta post so fast

[Psy]

That depends who was calling? Why wouldnt they just call 911?

[jubeh]

Man he just wanted to know the name of this playstation game we used to play.

Also john I type 7 million words per minute.

[Hayashida]

id say thats an emergency

[Evil_Cake]

man i put some cranberry juice in my milk as an experiment and the outcome was disastrous

[jubeh]

Man that doesn't even sound good why would you do that

[Hayashida]

sounds like it'd be okay to me. Like a smoothie almost.

[jubeh]

There is some almond vanilla milk in the fridge but I'm not sure if it tastes good since I really hate milk

[Hayashida]

Why do you hate milk

[jubeh]

I dont like the taste

[Hayashida]

okay that's a pretty valid reason

[butternut]

hmm. I had a strawberry chocolate butterscotch milkshake with some tomoato and chilli sauce in it diluted with water for a dare. it was not good.

[Hell_Baron]

sweet jesus, i think i'm getting wankers cramp from cutting out pieslice shaped boxes!

[Ozzaharwood]

Try cream soda and milk. THAT is good.

[pajamajam]

Soda and milk. Yuck.

Almond milk is fucking amazing, especially in coffee.

[Sylux]

Almond milk is only slightly okay for me. It's good in Honey Bunches of Oats, but it makes SlimFast unbearable to my tastebuds.

[Hayashida]

I've only had normal milk. It's okay.

[Evil_Cake]

whole milk, skim, or 1%

[Hayashida]

1%. I like to live dangerously.

[butternut]

I like cold milk with no sugar, else some coffee or chocolate. Almond milk is awesome, but I've drunk it too many times that it's not-so-awesome anymore.

[GunZet]

Milk is horrible, horrible. Unless it's used in conjunction with something else. Otherwise fk off with it.

I recently discovered that tea with a bit of milk is p. amazing. It turns the tea this coffee foggy color. Except coffee is shit, this is epic.

[pajamajam]

I only like drinking skim milk. Unfortunately, I'm like the only one who does so I'm usually stuck with vitamin D or 2%.

[Evil_Cake]

so u are in milk hell

[pajamajam]

Yep. I've thought about just buying small bottles of skim for myself but I'm too lazy.

[butternut]

Milk is horrible, horrible. Unless it's used in conjunction with something else. Otherwise fk off with it.

I recently discovered that tea with a bit of milk is p. amazing. It turns the tea this coffee foggy color. Except coffee is shit, this is epic.

you never ever had tea with milk??

[GunZet]

you never ever had tea with milk??
Never ever. Not until yesterday.

[butternut]

ohh...i grew up having milk tea, and now i love lemon tea a lot!!

[Ozzaharwood]

I thought having tea with milk was a mandatory thing

[butternut]

I thought having tea with milk was a mandatory thing

Yeah, something like that...till about 7-8 years ago, i think.

[GunZet]

Odd. I've had my tea with water (but occasionally mixed with lemon or lime, or some other fruit) for like 20 years until recently. haha.

[Ozzaharwood]

That's odd to me... I've always had it with milk and sugar, or just honey if it's green tea. Don't you go to Tim Hortons or Starbucks?

[GunZet]

I hate Starbucks and they should all be leveled and turned into Chipotles instead. Last time I went to a Starbucks was because someone was paying for me. I ordered a fucking vanilla capu with whatever the hell this white stuff was they put on top of it. Anyway, it tasted like chocolaty dishwater. I hate them, they should be leveled....As for Tim Hortons, wuzzat?

I also like to put honey in my tea sometimes lol. Gives it this nice little taste.

[Sylux]

Starbucks is horrid, I agree with GunZ (as per usual). I have never even thought, though, of tea in milk. I will have to try this sometime soon; thanks for the suggestion. I usually have it with nothing in it since I am a health nut who eats many nuts during each day, so I haven't done much experimentation with my fluids. Perhaps I'll consider expanding my cabinet soon.

[GunZet]

*Is totally winning at the serious thread*
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn0abE9hc1qdmeauo1_500.jpg

[Ozzaharwood]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198900_191678064202703_100000815325657_399970_6394 401_n.jpg

[Psy]

Hey. What ever happened to Mr. Oc?

[butternut]

Who is Mr. Oc?

[goggy]

THE Mr Oc?

[Outcast]

I have only seen one of his pictures but it was awesome.

[GunZet]

He took a break from all you silly people.

[Kodos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgKtf2W69c&feature=youtu.be

[ladyannette]

*randomly walks in... again*

Well hello there. :D

[jubeh]

Them's fighting words

[Byakuran]

You know, i used to always read a manga chapter before going to bed on my iphone in bed. And since my iphone broke i cant seem to fall asleep well.... its funny how you pick up habits... so i got up from bed to get to pc to read some manga lol

[Hayashida]

Numana just eat some tainted meat and you will probably fall asleep p fast. Not to mention you'd have some whacked out dreams

[jubeh]

It's always bad advice with you

[Byakuran]

ive been having weird dreams. all. the. freakin. time.

[Evil_Cake]

last night i had a dream where i kept getting stabbed in the gut

[Hayashida]

It's always bad advice with you

I'm trying my best here, man.

[Byakuran]

It's always bad advice with you

Them Canadian, eh?

[Hayashida]

You don't have to take my advice, Numana, I was only trying to help. It's still good advice though, don't listen to James.

[Byakuran]

I appreciate your trying to help :)
Thanks John really sweet~

Also my heart is doing summersaults yay for shoujo's after a long while ;w;

[jubeh]

Numana sleeping isn't about your own desires. If heaven wills it, you will fall asleep. It's your destiny. Just like it's my destiny to become shogun.

[ladyannette]

cool! and where will you shogunate be?

[jubeh]

Canada of course

[Hayashida]

why is it there

[ladyannette]

Canada? o.O

[Byakuran]

Ofcourse i will be shogun once again. How do you thing those canadian rangers got those uniforms?

[ladyannette]

Huh.

Well, soon I will restore my family's name and glory by claiming the French throne once more.

[Hayashida]

Canada is the last frontier with wars between clans didnt you know

[ladyannette]

It's not a clan war, it's a war between the d'Angouleme family and the rest of France.

[Byakuran]

Numana Canada... did you know the Letters of canada are in my surname and name?

[Hayashida]

Numanada
That settles it, you have to move here now.

[Evil_Cake]

did u guys hear baha got arrested

[Hayashida]

For real? Why?

[ladyannette]

Who?

[Ozzaharwood]

The only Baha I know is T.K. Baha.

[Evil_Cake]

o wait nvm it was just nicholas cage

[Ozzaharwood]

Oh, then who cares

[GunZet]

lmao

[Regantor]

...Dinosaur Concussion would be the best name for a glam-screamo band ever...

[Byakuran]

Numanada
That settles it, you have to move here now.

But then again my mothers aunt lives there who freakin creeps me.... she wants to arrange a marriage for me shit.

[Hayashida]

Though, the idea of baha getting arrested is, while horrible, very funny to me.

edit: hahaha Numana are you gonna marry some guy who you hate?

[ladyannette]

nu-uh. Killing Black Crayons is a better name.

[GunZet]

...Dinosaur Concussion would be the best name for a glam-screamo band ever...

Tyranathorasauratron Blood Corpse Rex is better.

[ladyannette]

Awesome! That is one hella rockin name!

[Delphinus]

Don't tell me what I can and can't comment on, you little bitch. Not to shit this up with an argument, but you're out of line and I refuse to be spoken to like that. Accept this and leave or you'll just be turning the mood here even more sour than it is already.
Delphinus: Crushing opposition under an iron heel for 17 years.

[GunZet]

I didn't know ego smelled like Spam.
Shit's great, I might go buy a can.

[ladyannette]

O.O

[Byakuran]

Though, the idea of baha getting arrested is, while horrible, very funny to me.

edit: hahaha Numana are you gonna marry some guy who you hate?

Fuck it. im not marrying man. arrange marriages are so... UGH... ill rather die than marry a typical indian bimbo.

[Jake]

Hey guys

[ladyannette]

Hi! :3

[DrPumpkin]

I've just noticed that the articles on this website are.... strange.

[jubeh]

did u guys hear baha got arrested



o wait nvm it was just nicholas cage

Ahahahahaha

[Sedistra]

Man, being in jail sucks.

Guys are constantly trying to watch me pee. It's scary. =(

[Evil_Cake]

cool man

[jubeh]

You just gotta find the biggest guy and use your karate skills on him

[Sedistra]

Man, I should've watched more Cromartie. I'd have learned how to become their leader.

Quick guys, I need tips.

[jubeh]

You have to bleach your hair but don't let it get white or you'll look like a bitch

[Hayashida]

If that doesn't work, try shaving off your eyebrows.

[jubeh]

Remember you have to do all of this before the first day of class

[butternut]

Remember you have to do all of this before the first day of class

He wants to become a leader in prison. Not fit in school.

[jubeh]

I think I know what I'm talking about. I'm the leader of the first years not you.

[butternut]

You're the Leader of the first years. I'm a senior.

[jubeh]

I'm not gonna call you dad

[butternut]

Thank you. because i'm so cool you see. senior would do. or senpai

[Hayashida]

I am the silent unsinkable battleship; senior to both of you

[butternut]

Grampa.

[Hayashida]

Hey hey hey! You can't talk to your senior like that! Just who do you think you are?

[butternut]

Sorry Grampa, it will never ever happen again grampa.

[Hayashida]

I can't even believe this.

[jubeh]

What's wrong grampa did you break your hip

[GunZet]

Grampa missed his Saturday pills.

[butternut]

Oh no! Grampa needs help real quick!! :O

[Hayashida]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/40047sw740.gif

[jubeh]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f201/Jubeh/25alwrm_th.gif

[Hayashida]

lol

[Byakuran]

Aaah~ Pokemon <3 ,, i finally saw a new pokemon ep... nostalgy nostalgy.

[GunZet]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/40047sw740.gif
My god man. That's so old.

[Byakuran]

Remember you have to do all of this before the first day of class

LoL Cromartie joke <3 ~

[ladyannette]

Hayashida-san wa ooji-chan desu ka.

Ja, watashi wa nan desu ka. O.o

[GunZet]

. . . Wakarimasen *shrugs*

[ladyannette]

Do you even know what I asked? lol

(Wakarimasen= don't understand OR don't know)

[GunZet]

I took Japanese for two years mate. I know some of this stuff.
But I haven't practiced in much longer, thus why I put wakarimasen...because I don't know wtf you said.

[Outcast]

La.

[Evil_Cake]

do re me fa so la ti doooooooooooo

[ladyannette]

Ooohh... lol but i was confused.

TRANSLATION: Hayashida is grampa?
then, what am I?

[Evil_Cake]

aunt that wears too much perfume

[ladyannette]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I could totally be that lol! *I mean, I am French....*

[GunZet]

UHHHOOOAAHHHH!

[ladyannette]

niiice.

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBty4l4CPfI
Greatness.

[Ozzaharwood]

I'm French too. O___o

[Byakuran]

And dutch, canadian, a aboriginal... a weirdo... what are you NOT man?

[Outcast]

Part french. Huh.

[GunZet]

Oz is part everything. He's told me this.

[butternut]

100&#37; Indian. Though which part of India, even I'm confused.

[Evil_Cake]

damn frenchies

[Ozzaharwood]

Lol ^


And dutch, canadian, a aboriginal... a weirdo... what are you NOT man?

Being Canadian isn't really an ethnicity, and I'm only 3 things XD

Edit: Lol Saphira. You should go to one of those ancestry places to figure it out.

[butternut]

Hmm, that would take like ages. It's like diff people in different generations settled in different places, and took some elements of that culture. So it's like a mixture of different things.

So what three things are you? French, Dutch and Aboriginal?

[GunZet]

I'm 100&#37; aboriginal

[Byakuran]

Hmhmhm im like a totally minglemangle.

Saphira whats yur last name? usually you can find out what part of the name? it isnt punjabi or sinkh or something is it . - . ?

[GunZet]

Damn minglemanglers.

[Byakuran]

;D

[butternut]

Hmhmhm im like a totally minglemangle.

Saphira whats yur last name? usually you can find out what part of the name? it isnt punjabi or sinkh or something is it . - . ?

It's Jagirdhar, meaning landlord. But that was a title given when the British were ruling or something. Well, we speak Marathi at home, and we're also part Tamilians and little bit (like very very little) of Telugu coz we live in the region. /weird

[Byakuran]

Oooh i see... So you do know what part you are from then xD

[butternut]

Yeah, but I can't properly relate to any one of them. It is very weird. Oh well!

I've been crazy about Train recently. Man they're awesome, and I didn't know all these days!

[Byakuran]

Hell i cant relate being ' indian ' .... i hate it so much but hell what can you do about it = - =

[Ozzaharwood]

Yeah, French, Dutch and aboriginal. I like being aboriginal since we get minority rights and status cards. C:

[butternut]

Even if you're just part, like 1/3rd? Woah!

[Ozzaharwood]

Actually I'm like 1/8th lol, and yeah it's awesome.

[butternut]

Hmm. Cool! I gotta get up early tomorrow :| gnite peoples.

[GunZet]

I like being aboriginal too.

[Ozzaharwood]

Goodnight, ttyl c:

Are you really aboriginal, Gunz?

[GunZet]

No lol. Unless being a bit Native American and Irish counts...I don't know where the hell my mom brings up this Irish shit from though.

[jubeh]

Everyone in america says they are irish thats why

[GunZet]

We probably all are. It's inevitable.

[Byakuran]

Im so not a lepricon

[jubeh]

Hi numana

[Byakuran]

Hello James :) !

[GunZet]

Are you two together yet?

[Ozzaharwood]

Is there some kind of secret relationship between you two

Edit: Dammit Gunz you beat me

[jubeh]

I was going to ask the same of you two

[Ozzaharwood]

Haven't you been to the drama thread he is my father. Stop answering a question with a question and answer properly

[GunZet]

Sorry, taken.

[Delphinus]

Uh Kodos and I are in a secret gay partnership behind you guys' backs

[jubeh]

Wtf I wanted to be the first one to reveal a secret gay relationship

[GunZet]

Uh Kodos and I are in a secret gay partnership behind you guys' backs

Reach first base yet?

[Byakuran]

' secret ' ? it wasnt that much of a secret ... it was so obvious

[Outcast]

B-b-but kodos is straight.

Wait it's just del stating his fantasies.

[GunZet]

Kodos would like us to think he's straight. But we all know he's the master of deception.

[Ozzaharwood]

Iunno, he has some p. convincing stories of him doing straight things.

[Byakuran]

Iunno, he has some p. convincing stories of him doing straight things.

Lies.

[Outcast]

Bya's a yaoi fan girl isn't she?

[Sylux]

Uh Kodos and I are in a secret gay partnership behind you guys' backs

Nigga that's called bromance not gay love

[Hayashida]

I heard that you can basically do whatever you want with another guy as long as you say "no homo".

[Sylux]

Does the touching of the balls make it gay... Or does the gayness make the balls touch?

[Outcast]

"Let's have buttsex, no homo."

Isn't that sorta what the greeks did?

[Sylux]

Only with little boys.

[ladyannette]

I always seem to wander my way in at the oddest of times....

[Hayashida]

That's nobody's fault but your own

[jubeh]

Sup john

[ladyannette]

well with ya'll it never get un weird so :p

[Hayashida]

Sup john

Not much working on some music until the concert later

[Delphinus]

Getting invited to like all the parties rocks.

[ladyannette]

I've never been to a concert. ;_; my parents are to lame to take me anywhere.

[Sylux]

Parties are... awkward.

[Evil_Cake]

concerts r lame

[jubeh]

Wat

[ladyannette]

Nu-uh! i'm very passionate about music. I love watching the lives off youtube (like dvd rips of lives not cell phone recorded lives). Comcerts would be like a billion times better.

[Evil_Cake]

ok but the last time i went to a concert there was this shirtless fat guy with long hair dancing and sweat was flying everywhere

[jubeh]

Are you sure that was a concert and not some sort of white supremacist rally

[Evil_Cake]

idk they could of been dissing minorities but the music was so loud

[ladyannette]

.....eeeewwwwweeeeee.......................

[Outcast]

:lol:

[ladyannette]

Where did Oz go? D:

[Outcast]

*hides corpse*
No idea

[ladyannette]

:O.

[Outcast]

^_^

[Ozzaharwood]

I'm right here wth

[GunZet]

Wonder where Oz went.

[ladyannette]

:P he dissapeared for a while.

[Sylux]

Oh, Oz is in my laboratory, on my examining table. He was just recently released from the Shibusen dungeon, where I used the restraints built into the walls to submit him so I could flog him properly in order to tender up his skin before dissection. Perhaps I'll turn his skin into sandpaper?

[Outcast]

Kinky.

[GunZet]

Sy likes it roped, chained, and rough.

[Outcast]

Oh baby!

[ladyannette]

Oh, Oz is in my laboratory, on my examining table. He was just recently released from the Shibusen dungeon, where I used the restraints built into the walls to submit him so I could flog him properly in order to tender up his skin before dissection. Perhaps I'll turn his skin into sandpaper?

O.o WHAT???? DON'T DO THAT!!!!

...I like Oz, he's cool.....

[Byakuran]

Who/what is Oz?

[Ozzaharwood]

I'm a little disturbed

[Outcast]

Love you oz. ;)

[GunZet]

I'm a little disturbed

http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar.jpg

[Outcast]

:D

[ladyannette]

Ouch./fail

[Hayashida]

Guys the Pixies were so good. Kim Deal was awesome.

[Outcast]

Hey dok think you could show of the corrupt bargains' songs or somewhere where were I could order some of their cd's that pick up phone song jubeh posted was fantastic.

[Hayashida]

From what I've heard, they haven't finished their album yet.

[Outcast]

Oh really? :[

[Hayashida]

Yeah the guitarist, while good, is also really lazy.

[ladyannette]

yay laziness.

[GunZet]

Yeah the guitarist, while good, is also really lazy.

I'll take his place. I do a mean air guitar.

[jubeh]

Also I heard their singer revealed himself to be a vampire

[GunZet]

A sissy vampire.

[jubeh]

Come at me bro