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Ozzaharwood
05-14-2011, 03:45 PM
You should go to Taco Bell and get their Fries Supreme. You either love them or hate them but it you do you love them you'll love them.

GunZet
05-14-2011, 03:47 PM
Fries only belong with a good ol' hamburger. Or with chili and cheese on top. What the hell is wrong with this world.

jubeh
05-14-2011, 04:38 PM
Fries only belong with a good ol' hamburger. Or with chili and cheese on top. What the hell is wrong with this world.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAdC2GtvgRA

Byakuran
05-15-2011, 12:31 PM
What the... i've never eaten nacho and cheese, or mac'n cheese D:

Also never eaten fries with gravy on it, but it sounds abhorrent

Evil_Cake
05-15-2011, 12:51 PM
What the... i've never eaten nacho and cheese, or mac'n cheese Dim srry

Delphinus
05-15-2011, 12:59 PM
ARGH!!!

Three exams next week. I've revised okay for one of them but the other two are looking pretty bad.

Evil_Cake
05-15-2011, 01:08 PM
trust in your powers

Ozzaharwood
05-15-2011, 03:09 PM
What the... i've never eaten nacho and cheese, or mac'n cheese D:

Also never eaten fries with gravy on it, but it sounds abhorrent

What the heeeellll

I have fries with gravy like at least once a week... Plus no nachos and cheese? WHAT THE HEEELLLL.

Hell_Baron
05-15-2011, 04:37 PM
fries with gravy?

wow... is that a culture thing?

jubeh
05-15-2011, 04:39 PM
Yeah in america we put gravy on top of bacon

Hell_Baron
05-15-2011, 04:44 PM
i'm pretty sure he said that he puts gravy on his fries...

speaking of bacon, has anyone ever had bacon pancakes?

jubeh
05-15-2011, 04:49 PM
In america all our food has some sort of bacon in it

Evil_Cake
05-15-2011, 04:51 PM
i put bacon bits in my cereal this morning

edit
or should i say i put cereal in my bacon bits

jubeh
05-15-2011, 04:53 PM
Yeah sometimes I put so much bacon in my coffee I forget which one I was trying to drink in the first place.

Hayashida
05-15-2011, 04:55 PM
All of America is like epic meal time.

Ozzaharwood
05-15-2011, 05:04 PM
How do people not know about gravy and fries...

Hell Baron, I've had bacon with pancakes before, but not bacon pancakes.

pajamajam
05-15-2011, 06:55 PM
Bacon donuts are also amazing.

Byakuran
05-15-2011, 07:04 PM
You guys dont have pannekoekenschips at yur places? (pannekoekenschip=pancakeship)

pajamajam
05-15-2011, 07:58 PM
A pancake ship? I want.

Evil_Cake
05-15-2011, 08:13 PM
i need some steel balls to throw at people

Outcast
05-15-2011, 11:12 PM
i need some steel balls to throw at people

... :lol:

Hell_Baron
05-16-2011, 04:24 AM
i need some steel balls to throw at people


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjPQYdTYmKM

Shinyy
05-16-2011, 11:12 AM
I said I'm tryna eat out, so what we going out to dinner for?
What.
http://balljunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Kanye-Shrug.jpg

Sylux
05-16-2011, 12:41 PM
Turns out I'm likely to be a daddy in 9 months.

Delphinus
05-16-2011, 01:48 PM
Turns out I'm likely to be a daddy in 9 months.

http://files.sharenator.com/epic_fail_Epic_Fails-s420x420-48808-580.jpg

Sylux
05-16-2011, 01:52 PM
I'm too ashamed to show my face any more on this page... Watashi wa mitei inai, kudesai! :monkey_umwell:

Hell_Baron
05-16-2011, 03:41 PM
Turns out I'm likely to be a daddy in 9 months.

what, for real?

Byakuran
05-16-2011, 05:57 PM
hmm thats weird, i thought teenagers were wise enough these days to know what protection is :/ ....

Sylux
05-16-2011, 06:14 PM
Well, see, the epic fail here is that we didn't even have intercourse.

Outcast
05-16-2011, 06:15 PM
hmm thats weird, i thought teenagers were wise enough these days to know what protection is :/ ....

Teenagers, smart? The fuck have you been snorting?

Sylux
05-16-2011, 06:16 PM
Teenagers, smart? The fuck have you been snorting?

Hey, in my defense, I didn't think it was possible to you know what that was really inapproppro for the Chatterobokusu.

Delphinus
05-16-2011, 06:55 PM
I should probably book an appointment with a psychiatrist before I do something I regret... basically it's like this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0w6Aooh6U

pajamajam
05-16-2011, 06:58 PM
I think people should learn more about sex and how girls can and can't get pregnant before they have it. I also think they should have to sit through the same STD class I did in basic. Some of those pictures will put you off sex for a long time. :x

Sylux
05-16-2011, 08:16 PM
No, I trust my sexual partner as she has never had any contact of the sorts with any other, other than myself.

Evil_Cake
05-17-2011, 02:07 AM
:monkey_nosepick:

Hell_Baron
05-17-2011, 07:54 AM
No, I trust my sexual partner as she has never had any contact of the sorts with any other, other than myself.

IT'S A TRAP! PACK YOUR BAGS AND FLEE TO MEXICO!!

jubeh
05-17-2011, 10:31 AM
That's your solution to everything.

Hell_Baron
05-17-2011, 10:41 AM
Hey, i don't pay you to criticize may Baronish ways!

ladyannette
05-17-2011, 11:53 AM
Meow?

Delphinus
05-17-2011, 01:06 PM
No, I trust my sexual partner as she has never had any contact of the sorts with any other, other than myself.

Interesting factoid: over half of all couples that get married before age 25 divorce within the next 25.
Interesting factoid 2: divorce rates are increasing rapidly for all age groups.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-17-2011, 03:34 PM
Well, see, the epic fail here is that we didn't even have intercourse.

So it's not yours? Or did you pull a J.D.?

EDIT:

Interesting factoid 3: Kids with divorced parents do worse.

Sylux
05-17-2011, 08:03 PM
So it's not yours? Or did you pull a J.D.?

EDIT:

Interesting factoid 3: Kids with divorced parents do worse.

Well, I...
...ejaculated in a rather fervent, eccentric manner, and a large drop of semen landed on her inner labia, near her vaginal opening.
The good news is, the first pregnancy test was a negative. Hopefully the next two she takes in the following weeks will have the same outcome.

Interesting factoid #6: Those who have genuinely perfected the art of interpersonal romantic relationships and are not sociopaths have overwhelmingly large chances of succeeding in their marriage and sustaining it until they or their partner dies.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-17-2011, 10:29 PM
That sound more like a J.D.

And you can't tell me think you've "perfected the art of interpersonal romantic relationships." You're 15.

Delphinus
05-18-2011, 02:02 AM
Yeah, and statistics rarely lie, despite what Disraeli (long live his name) said.

GunZet
05-18-2011, 03:50 PM
So I walked into the mens bathroom and it smelled like lemons. Good stuff.

Evil_Cake
05-18-2011, 05:38 PM
i put way too much cheese on these refried beans

DrPumpkin
05-18-2011, 05:47 PM
Hmm. Cheesy beans.

Evil_Cake
05-18-2011, 05:59 PM
no its like beany cheese now

pajamajam
05-18-2011, 07:35 PM
Even better.

Evil_Cake
05-18-2011, 08:24 PM
i guess ur right

Sylux
05-18-2011, 08:25 PM
Do you still have it or has it been long gone

Evil_Cake
05-18-2011, 08:44 PM
ya theres leftovers

Bacon_Barbarian
05-18-2011, 08:44 PM
Beans never stay gone for long.

Hell_Baron
05-19-2011, 07:54 AM
So I walked into the mens bathroom and it smelled like lemons. Good stuff.

Why am i thinking of Cave Johnson right now?

Delphinus
05-19-2011, 06:00 PM
But did it smell like lemonparty?

Sylux
05-19-2011, 09:21 PM
What a fine .org-anization.

Lucy
05-20-2011, 03:30 AM
OH U GUYS. I C WAT U DID THAR.


So I have a place to live again. I am seriously in and out of that house like an innuendo is in and out of whatever you want to make of it. Currently living with a friend and we've been making cupcakes for most of about three days, I have a feeling everything is going to be okay now.

Byakuran
05-20-2011, 05:28 AM
Cupcakes? Duude what about meat? How can you live without some meat? Make some meat.

Ozzaharwood
05-20-2011, 06:55 AM
Bya loves her meat.

DrPumpkin
05-20-2011, 08:47 AM
Although secretly she is a vegetarian.

Dun Dun Duuuuun.

Hell_Baron
05-20-2011, 09:18 AM
Le gasp!

butternut
05-20-2011, 12:17 PM
Hey guys! Long time no see.

Sylux
05-20-2011, 12:34 PM
Yo~♪

Bacon_Barbarian
05-20-2011, 02:57 PM
Class of 2013 won the Homeroom Olympics today. Again. Suck it seniors.

Tetsuphil
05-20-2011, 04:01 PM
Warahhh summer in just a few hours eAe cant wait

jubeh
05-20-2011, 06:50 PM
http://neoshinka.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/cromartie-high-school_shock-joke.jpg

Hell_Baron
05-21-2011, 05:27 AM
Warahhh summer in just a few hours eAe cant wait

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!

blufox4900
05-21-2011, 01:24 PM
Life, bro. Same place I randomly snucked in from.

Hayashida
05-21-2011, 01:51 PM
Our forum has summer users? WHAT

blufox4900
05-21-2011, 02:33 PM
Dang skippy.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-21-2011, 02:47 PM
I was a Summer user. Sort of.

blufox4900
05-21-2011, 03:03 PM
I guess you can call me a summer user, I won't be here if I had classes and photoshoots to do.

Delphinus
05-21-2011, 05:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSyKrR9V_Q0

The Public Enemies were the best motherfuckers. So were the Illegalists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegalism).

Whatever happened to daring crimes? Everyone does cowardly bullshit nowadays.

Hell_Baron
05-21-2011, 06:02 PM
Watcha talkin' bout fool?
i snatched a pack of gum from the candystore last month.
i'm a icecold gangsta dawg!

jubeh
05-21-2011, 06:03 PM
You disgust me

Evil_Cake
05-21-2011, 06:24 PM
easier to catch peeps now

*handcuffs hell_baron*

DrPumpkin
05-21-2011, 07:57 PM
Where the hell did you get those handcuffs from?

nextweek
05-21-2011, 08:58 PM
IM SO BOOORRREEEDDD

Evil_Cake
05-21-2011, 09:00 PM
just stare at ur avatar that will keep u entertained

nextweek
05-21-2011, 09:03 PM
Im not going to lie... for a few minutes it did... then you posted and took me out of my trance ..


btw... not a new member... the title lies!!!!

Blue_Dragon
05-22-2011, 01:19 AM
Hey, what's going on mans? And Womans? I haven't been around the chat in while. Anything new? Arrests? Shenanigans?

DrPumpkin
05-22-2011, 01:58 AM
Apparently, there's quite a few people who own handcuffs.

And I learned that a lot of people here are sadists.

Everything is slowly clicking into place.

nextweek
05-22-2011, 02:03 AM
Apparently, there's quite a few people who own handcuffs.

:ascii_wink2::cat_ohoho: :cat_whip:

HardToExplain
05-22-2011, 04:43 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dubstepbirdsaysnop1.gif

Delphinus
05-22-2011, 05:04 PM
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/handcuffs.gif

jubeh
05-22-2011, 05:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lCEo3.jpg

Sconethief
05-22-2011, 11:23 PM
I am quite confused.

Evil_Cake
05-22-2011, 11:28 PM
why do they gotta use the word poo? it just cant be taken seriously that way

Delphinus
05-23-2011, 11:39 AM
Pretty much my theme song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcgBz1GvIQ


And I'd sell my soul for
Total control
Yeah I'd sell my soul for
Total control
Ooh I'd sell my soul for
Total control over you
Over you
Total control over you

Hell_Baron
05-23-2011, 11:48 AM
I am quite confused.

quitte a while ago a lady in the UK got an shit sherbert

Delphinus
05-23-2011, 11:52 AM
Wait, this also works...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nv6baJtIeg

Hayashida
05-23-2011, 12:30 PM
That video is blocked in my country... Maaaaaan.

Evil_Cake
05-23-2011, 02:47 PM
i didnt know canada was so authoritarian

Delphinus
05-23-2011, 03:03 PM
Search "David Guetta World Is Mine".

Bacon_Barbarian
05-23-2011, 03:06 PM
That video is blocked in my country... Maaaaaan.

Canada.

Delphinus
05-24-2011, 04:50 AM
Quote of the day: "Shock as Jedward uses a chat-up line that works."

Bacon_Barbarian
05-24-2011, 06:34 PM
So, I put "Fuck Adverts" into Google, because that's how I was feeling. You know, because advertisements are fucking annoying. The first thing that came up was a dating site.

T.T

GunZet
05-24-2011, 06:49 PM
Trust this guy.

jubeh
05-24-2011, 06:52 PM
WITHOUT YOU

THERE'D BE NO SUN IN MY SKY

THERE'D BE NO LOVE IN MY LIFE

Evil_Cake
05-24-2011, 06:58 PM
dont u think that is a sad thing

jubeh
05-24-2011, 07:02 PM
To live in distrust of others

Psy
05-25-2011, 04:35 PM
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

butternut
05-25-2011, 04:55 PM
because we just can't! because the heavens don't will it! because satan himself curses it! aarrghhh!!

Byakuran
05-25-2011, 07:57 PM
Ugh im still pissed that my watercolours havent arrived yet D: <

oh well im going to
chocolate fondue with a friend tomorrow... Im now thinking maybe i should buy some whipcream 2?

Sylux
05-25-2011, 08:04 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/183/d/e/Yagami_Light_by_DunGwenLover.png

Bacon_Barbarian
05-25-2011, 08:40 PM
Trust this guy.

No, no, trust that guy.

pajamajam
05-25-2011, 11:03 PM
I am very irritated today. I'm so irritated I kept mistyping irritated.

jubeh
05-25-2011, 11:04 PM
*Plays a bag pipe while banging pans together*

pajamajam
05-25-2011, 11:32 PM
Thank you, that's very soothing.

Ozzaharwood
05-26-2011, 12:23 AM
I have a horrible headache right now and I think just thinking about that made it hurt more

nextweek
05-26-2011, 12:58 AM
Boo ):

BozeSG
05-26-2011, 02:55 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! having nothing to do but study makes me truly feel invincible!!!

goggy
05-26-2011, 03:59 AM
Having nothing to do but study makes me do nothing.

BozeSG
05-26-2011, 05:14 AM
..and so you'll be invincible!!!!!!!!

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 07:10 AM
Ugh, im so pissed ...

Let's all concere the world with our headaches, with our anger, to get rid of the irritation.... we will make the world like it was never before... WE WILL!

nextweek
05-26-2011, 11:54 AM
But Byaaaa..

Conquering the world is soooooo haaaarrdd D:

BozeSG
05-26-2011, 12:49 PM
Not to worry, everyone here is pretty invincible!!!!! What more do we need to worry about if we have got headaches, anger and irritation on our side....

Hell_Baron
05-26-2011, 01:27 PM
Holy crap... i just found out a buddy at school is Crackbone from the G-Men Squad.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnMuC4EWqM&feature=related

And yes, he actually phoned those guys.

Renzokuken
05-26-2011, 04:14 PM
I got called an emo today in my College's Starbucks. My life is complete.

jubeh
05-26-2011, 04:15 PM
Were you writing poetry and reflecting on the pain that is life.

Renzokuken
05-26-2011, 04:40 PM
Yeah and strumming on my guitar.

jubeh
05-26-2011, 04:41 PM
You have done well

Renzokuken
05-26-2011, 04:55 PM
Why thank you.

Hell_Baron
05-26-2011, 05:54 PM
what a bunch of pricks!
you should punch those pricks in their stupid mouth!

Rio
05-26-2011, 06:23 PM
If he did that, he wouldn't be emo.

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 06:53 PM
Why does someone want to be emo?

i dont get the word ' emo ' i don't get emo... emo was as emotional unstable right? but srsly why the swoop with it? why the darkness
i mean a blondie can be a emotional unstable.. is she than ' emo ' no... but srsly.

Delphinus
05-26-2011, 06:53 PM
Don't punch them. Hunt them down and kill them in their sleep, then tidy up and bury the bodies.

jubeh
05-26-2011, 06:53 PM
Why does someone want to be emo?

i dont get the world ' emo ' i don't get emo... emo was as emotional unstable right? but srsly why the swoop with it? why the darkness
i mean a blondie can be a emotional unstable.. is she than ' emo ' no... but srsly.

YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 06:54 PM
Let me get a swoop, i'll probably will then.

jubeh
05-26-2011, 06:58 PM
Can you handle the swoop numanie.

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 07:02 PM
I used to have a swoop 2 years ago xD

But it was not covering my eyes, unlike most of the emo swoops

jubeh
05-26-2011, 07:20 PM
It has to cover an eye so you can blind yourself of the world's cruelty.

Rio
05-26-2011, 07:39 PM
Blind yourself or shield yourself?:cat_hmp:

jubeh
05-26-2011, 07:51 PM
If I wanted to shield myself I'd get a bowl cut that goes all around my face like a helmet.

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 07:57 PM
Is your hair that much of protection?

jubeh
05-26-2011, 08:02 PM
Yes

Rio
05-26-2011, 08:30 PM
:writes Jubeh's weakness on notepad:

:cat_gleam:

Sylux
05-26-2011, 09:10 PM
That's a strength...? Maybe his hair is unable to be cut without it willing itself to be.

jubeh
05-26-2011, 09:14 PM
Only cake knows my one true weakness just in case I go down the wrong path.

Sylux
05-26-2011, 09:22 PM
Is the wrong path the one with no caramel rice cakes at the end

Psy
05-26-2011, 10:02 PM
Ugh, im so pissed ...

Let's all concere the world with our headaches, with our anger, to get rid of the irritation.... we will make the world like it was never before... WE WILL!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31840/622309-psyduck_large.gif

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 10:03 PM
Only cake knows my one true weakness just in case I go down the wrong path.

Do you mean cake? as in strawberry cake?

AND YES PSYYDUUUUUCKK... Move objects make the world a dfsoizx;hoa;shnbhsoglhao;hjopa';w

jubeh
05-26-2011, 10:08 PM
No cake the person. Man cmon now.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-26-2011, 10:15 PM
AND YES PSYYDUUUUUCKK... Move objects make the world a dfsoizx;hoa;shnbhsoglhao;hjopa';w
I have a shiny Psyduck. It's blue and prettyful. :3

Byakuran
05-26-2011, 10:38 PM
Blue isn't that a goldduck then... or do you mean in the games? i think you can get different colours in there.. yeah

Bacon_Barbarian
05-26-2011, 10:47 PM
Shiny Bya, so of course in game. Bya, I'm a MAJOR Poke Nerd. I know what I'm talking about here. *pushes up glasses*

nextweek
05-27-2011, 12:37 AM
Psy.... you avatar made me rotfl

Renzokuken
05-27-2011, 04:25 AM
I want some cake now.

DrPumpkin
05-27-2011, 04:27 AM
Are you threatening me, sir.

goggy
05-27-2011, 06:12 AM
He is.

Byakuran
05-27-2011, 06:33 AM
Are you threatening me, sir.

This would've been more funny if evilcake said it D: , cuz this joke isn't workin for pumpkin unless you are eating cake atm?

DrPumpkin
05-27-2011, 06:41 AM
Well, I apologize for not being an evil cake.

Byakuran
05-27-2011, 06:51 AM
It's oke... Being a pumpkin is fine as well :o

DrPumpkin
05-27-2011, 07:45 AM
The path of being an pumpkin is easy to admire but you must be wary of the winding road.

An old Pumpkin proverb.

Evil_Cake
05-27-2011, 11:13 AM
it could be pumpkin cake

Renzokuken
05-27-2011, 01:31 PM
The perfect compromise.

Man, how old is that proverb, Doc?

Delphinus
05-28-2011, 08:05 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/EightTNOs.png/800px-EightTNOs.png

Hail Eris! Hail hail hail! Hail yes!

Ozzaharwood
05-28-2011, 03:08 PM
I don't understand you at all sometimes Delph.

Renzokuken
05-28-2011, 04:01 PM
Lol, what the hell.

Evil_Cake
05-28-2011, 04:49 PM
eris is the biggest

Kodos
05-28-2011, 05:09 PM
Everyone knows that Eris has the biggest and the best jubblies.

And that she loves me best and often.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-29-2011, 10:40 AM
I like Orcus, as he's named after the Demon Prince of Undeath. Or maybe, just possibly, the other way around. :P

Delphinus
05-29-2011, 10:44 AM
I just bought Team Fortress 2 off Steam. Was this a good idea?

Ozzaharwood
05-29-2011, 12:51 PM
It's a p. good game, and it's best on the computer... So yeah I'd say it wasn't a bad idea. But tbh I think you'll either love it or hate it, because it's a very different style from other regular online games.

Tetsuphil
05-29-2011, 11:47 PM
:D Hiyah lol :p

Lucy
05-30-2011, 07:16 AM
I just bought Team Fortress 2 off Steam. Was this a good idea?

As long as you can function in a team and ignore a lot of spam off people trading hats, it is a glorious, glorious game.




TETSU WHERE DID YOU HIDE MAX'S BODY.

Tetsuphil
05-30-2011, 10:59 AM
TETSU WHERE DID YOU HIDE MAX'S BODY.Max fell into what we call life. I went there a few months and I gotta say it's a hard place to escape from.:cat_umm:

blufox4900
05-30-2011, 12:44 PM
Yeah I'd say. We hid max very deep in life.

Psy
05-31-2011, 12:49 AM
Got a couple books and a DVD for my birthday. And Kung Fu panda 2 is quite good so you should all go see it.

indescribable
05-31-2011, 01:30 AM
*spies*

:monkey_peek:

Byakuran
05-31-2011, 01:32 AM
It's your birthday :D!? Congratulations!

Also is eating watermelon for breakfast normal?

jubeh
05-31-2011, 01:49 AM
That's the only thing I ever eat for breakfast.

DrPumpkin
05-31-2011, 02:52 AM
I cut it with a samurai sword and make a funny 'Hyaaaa' sound every morning for breakfast.

Renzokuken
05-31-2011, 07:05 AM
Typical.

Sylux
05-31-2011, 11:25 AM
http://www.inovasi-mobiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/02658abf87676167.jpg.jpg

butternut
05-31-2011, 12:40 PM
I had chocolate for breakfast so....i guess anything goes!

Evil_Cake
05-31-2011, 08:51 PM
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3036/weinerb.png

Hayashida
05-31-2011, 08:52 PM
thats an interesting face

neogenstru
05-31-2011, 09:15 PM
Potato

Hayashida
05-31-2011, 09:17 PM
Are you for real. James are you seeing this.

neogenstru
05-31-2011, 09:34 PM
Sa~lad

Delphinus
06-01-2011, 03:07 AM
I just had 6 dreams; I remembered all of them. They ran the gamut of dream types (erotic, sadistic, 'mundane', investigative) but were connected by a bridge arc. Two things that seemed important, though:

TRANSCENDENTAL LITERATURE
FIND DRAKE

And on Wiki-ing Transcendentalism I discover it's an American combination of German Idealism and Romanticism, two of my favourite things. What the actual fuck. Mind you, I knew about Drake already. He's a character from a book. Kodos said I was like him. Which makes it weird that he appeared, even as absentee, in my dreams.


Yes, and I can learn to see the great and glorious Whole Picture. I can see all the men defecating and urinating in their trousers before they died at Chateau-Thierry, watching their own guts fall out into their laps and screaming out of a hole that isn't even a mouth anymore, as manifestations of that sublime harmony and balance which is ineffable and holy and beyond all speech and reason. Sure, I can see that, if I knock half my brain out of commission and hypnotize myself into thinking that the view from that weird perspective is deeper and wider and more truly true than the view from an unclouded mind. Go to the quadruple-amputee ward and try to tell them that. You speak of death as a personified being. Very well: Then I must regard him as any other entity that gets in my way. Love is a myth invented by poets and other people who couldn't face the world and crept off into corners to create fantasies to console themselves. The fact is that when you meet another entity, either it makes way for you or you make way for it. Either it dominates and you submit, or you dominate and it submits.

Take me into any club in Boston and I'll tell you which millionaire has the most millions, by the way the others treat him. Take me into any workingman's bar and I'll tell you who has the best punch in a fistfight, by the way the others treat him. Take me into any house and I'll tell you in a minute whether the husband or the wife is dominant. Love? Equality? Reconciliation? Acceptance? Those are the excuses of the losers, to persuade themselves that they chose their condition and weren't beaten down into it. Find a dutiful wife, one who truly loves her husband. I'll have her in my bed in three days, maximum. Because I'm so damned attractive? No, because I understand men and women. I'll make her understand, without saying it aloud and shocking her, that the adultery will, one way or another, hurt her husband, whether he knows about it or not. Show me the most servile colored waiter in the best restaurant in town, and after he's through explaining Christianity and humility and all the rest of it, count how many times he steps into the kitchen to spit in his handkerchief. The other employees will tell you he has a 'chest condition.' The condition he has is chronic rage. The mother and the child? An endless power struggle. Listen to the infant's cry change in pitch when Mother doesn't come at once. Is that fear you hear? It's rage. Insane fury at not having total dominance. As for the mother herself, I'd wager that ninety percent of the married women in the psychiatrists' care are there because they can't admit to themselves, can't escape the lie of love long enough to admit to themselves, how often they want to strangle that monster in the nursery.

Love of country? Another lie; the truth is fear of cops and prisons. Love of art? Another lie; the truth is fear of the naked truth without ornaments and false faces on it. Love of truth itself? The biggest lie of all: fear of the unknown. People learn acceptance of all this and achieve wisdom? The surrender to superior force and call their cowardice maturity. It still comes down to one question: Are you kneeling at the altar, or are you on the altar watching the others kneel to you?

Hayashida
06-01-2011, 09:27 AM
It's funny you mentioned you had six dreams because last night I basically had that inception thing happen to me. A dream within a dream within a dream. Here's what happened:
In my first dream, I was just in some school's science lab playing music with a friend of mine. Then For some reason my messenger bag exploded. Then I woke up into my second dream. I was in my room and I looked around and saw Steve Jobs there on top of a step ladder. And I was like "Hey Steve Jobs, I don't own an iPhone how does that make you feel" and then he said he uses blackberry. I then proceeded to call him a "dickbeaner" whatever the hell that means. Then I read some quote from the Doc from the back to the future series (which I'm pretty sure he never actually said).
Then I woke up into my last dream where my mum woke me up and said I was talking in my sleep. She said I was talking quietly but "loud enough for people to hear me" and then she said I screamed "Dickbeaner", which was from my second dream obviously. Anyway as I was trying to explain why I said that, I heard knocking coming from the wall and then I woke up for real.

... At least I think so...
Dun Dun Dun Dunnnn

butternut
06-01-2011, 11:00 AM
so you're saying all this might be a dream?

pajamajam
06-01-2011, 11:02 AM
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS IT JUST FANTASY

Delphinus
06-01-2011, 11:03 AM
Huh, well, I had 2-layered dreams. There was a bridging 'arc' between some of the dreams, which was fairly close to reality in terms of how it was shown, but then from that bridging arc I entered into the other dreams. It also involved running through public naked and shameless, but that's besides the point. Something happened and then...
I entered a 'heavenly' dream which was all white and blue and involved a sort of innocent eroticism, but then that faded into a hellish dream where everything was made out of rusted metal like a junkyard and I was killing the people from the heavenly dream by feeding them to a hippo. Except instead of being a guy I'd somehow become a woman but nonetheless I was killing them and enjoying myself immensely.
Then that segued into another 'hellish' dream, same setting, where I was killing two random people, one male and one female, by trapping them in an airtight room and sucking out all the air. I tried to get back to the heavenly dream this time but couldn't do so - it started fading in but then I 'woke up'.
I woke up in the 'bridging' arc on the floor with a book - which is where the thought 'transcendent literature' came from. I found my way to some other bookcase and pulled out a book from there, which took me into the final dream. I was attempting to find Drake and headed to his office. Just as I opened one of his desk drawers it all faded out and I woke up.

EDIT: The murder dreams weren't nightmares. The first one was actually fun, and the second one was basically indifferent.

butternut
06-01-2011, 11:08 AM
sigh. now you'll never know what was in that drawer

Delphinus
06-01-2011, 11:28 AM
Time with a dream symbolism website (don't laugh) leads me to the following conclusions:

- Being naked and proud represents unrestricted freedom and not caring about what others think of one.
- The eroticism and the heaven section represents a need for happiness and the fact it accompanied adultery represents sexual freedom, again unrestricted.
- The hell section and the idea of murdering someone represents the need for power and dominance. Perhaps related to freedom, perhaps not, but either way desired. It also represents destroying others for individuality. The inability to get back to the heaven dream from here might represent the danger of destroying my chances for happiness through excessive ambition. The hippo is another symbol of power and dominance.

So basically, my dream symbolises this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE

Byakuran
06-01-2011, 12:05 PM
so you're saying all this might be a dream?

Maybe.... Maybe a dream within a dream within a dream...within reality

Ozzaharwood
06-01-2011, 05:06 PM
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS IT JUST FANTASY

CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

DrPumpkin
06-01-2011, 05:49 PM
OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEE~

Ozzaharwood
06-01-2011, 05:54 PM
<p>I go <sub>down</sub> and <sup>up</sup> and <sub>down</sub> and <sup>up</sup>

Cool, I like html now.

Joosh
06-01-2011, 06:45 PM
hey kids

Bacon_Barbarian
06-01-2011, 07:13 PM
Hide yo wives.

Socrates
06-01-2011, 08:03 PM
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-01-2011, 10:08 PM
Oh come on now. Is this happening?

PWhit
06-01-2011, 10:28 PM
What's happening? I just got out from under my rock.

Delphinus
06-02-2011, 07:02 AM
He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!

goggy
06-02-2011, 07:09 AM
NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT

BECAUSE OF EASY COME, EASY GO

Delphinus
06-02-2011, 07:27 AM
Will you let me go?

goggy
06-02-2011, 09:54 AM
little high, little low

pajamajam
06-02-2011, 10:10 AM
The joke is dead you guys. It's time to move on.

Evil_Cake
06-02-2011, 10:59 AM
:cat_sad:

jubeh
06-02-2011, 03:25 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/fxb0jl.gif

goggy
06-02-2011, 04:24 PM
Edward Reid sang old children show themes so I think he deserves to go to the next round of Britain's Got Talent.

EDIT: Old man dancing got through instead. :|

Byakuran
06-02-2011, 07:30 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/fxb0jl.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/horoshanokage/GIFs/gah.gif

Bacon_Barbarian
06-02-2011, 07:30 PM
Where did you find that GIF Bya?

Byakuran
06-02-2011, 07:56 PM
Photobucket?

Its a korean gif of a k-drama... i think...

Delphinus
06-02-2011, 08:07 PM
I love this. It's from Stairway to Heaven. I'm such a clich&#233;.


Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Ozzaharwood
06-02-2011, 10:13 PM
I wonder who'll make the next spam thread...

Bacon_Barbarian
06-03-2011, 12:06 AM
Dude, it's 4 pages away.

Socrates
06-03-2011, 12:57 AM
'Where are all the sour patch parents? ~ Bo Burnham

Psy
06-03-2011, 02:10 PM
*eats sour patch orphans* They taste all sad and lonely.

Joosh
06-03-2011, 03:58 PM
boooobs

Hell_Baron
06-03-2011, 04:00 PM
diiiiiiiiiiiiicks

ladyannette
06-03-2011, 05:00 PM
What? O.o
You people scare me sometimes.
Confuse always.
Sometimes scare.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 02:28 AM
It's the end of the world. Somehow, I have a girlfriend. o.O

Ozzaharwood
06-04-2011, 02:33 AM
What's his name

Psy
06-04-2011, 02:59 AM
How much did she cost and was the pump and patch kit included?

Ozzaharwood
06-04-2011, 03:23 AM
Rofl we are so mean

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 04:28 AM
What's his name
:P

Gabby


How much did she cost and was the pump and patch kit included?

Hardee har, har. Im a Junior and she's a Freshman. That's not creepy. Right?

Byakuran
06-04-2011, 08:24 AM
You did see he said ' HIS NAME ' just putting it out there..

only one year difference? xD thats nothing

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 09:18 AM
Oh, I did, I just ignored it. That's why I put the :P

And it's 2.5~ years actually. :/

Byakuran
06-04-2011, 11:22 AM
how... dis she skip a grade or something O.o?

Ozzaharwood
06-04-2011, 01:27 PM
I'm fairly sure that's almost illegal lol

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 02:06 PM
its fine

Byakuran
06-04-2011, 02:33 PM
Yeah its fine,,

Or did you mean like shes underage lets see bacon is 17 , so she's 15.5 ?

BozeSG
06-04-2011, 02:35 PM
:monkey_peek:Ummm.... 17-2.5=14.5

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 03:07 PM
I'm fairly sure that's almost illegal lol
Quiet you!


:monkey_peek:Ummm.... 17-2.5=14.5
This is correct (though I'm not quite 17 yet). And XKCD says it's OK. :P

17 (I'm rounding) / 2 = 9

9 + 7 = 16.

Crap.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 03:07 PM
What's this? Your second?

Evil_Cake
06-04-2011, 03:10 PM
wait 14 what a pedo

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 03:11 PM
What's this? Your second?
Yes ... Why?


wait 14 what a pedo
*cries*

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 03:13 PM
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Does she at least look vaguely sixteen.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 03:17 PM
OK then.

Yeah. Some of the new Freshman guys look like they're 7 though. It's really weird.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 03:18 PM
Good, good. You can blag her if anyone asks.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 03:20 PM
Good, good. You can blag her if anyone asks.

Not like there are many places to blag her into.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 03:21 PM
Not like there are many places to blag her into.

What is this... I don't ev- ooh.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 03:22 PM
Doesn't "blag" mean to sneak into?

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 03:24 PM
Sneak/ make-up.

"I blagged most of that test." I winged it.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-04-2011, 03:26 PM
Oh. You meant lie about her age then, right? Or am I totally lost.

Renzokuken
06-04-2011, 03:29 PM
No you got it.