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Cloudy
04-18-2011, 02:31 AM
I saw them when they were in Australia last, It was great!

GunZet
04-18-2011, 07:57 AM
I haven't slept all night. Had an essay to do that I basically haven't started.
The moon was amazing though, kept me interested.
Now it's heading over the mountains. Almost straight down Pikes Peak.
And it's still glowing a crazy orange-yellow tint.
The sun is coming up the opposite side and now the sky is a mid-dark blue.
With the orange streetlights on; it gives everything an odd cartoony look and feel.
Everything just seems so small and insignificant...And then the sun comes up.
I wish I could stay in this twilight, I love these nights/mornings.
I think I might watch the day come in.

Hell_Baron
04-18-2011, 09:22 AM
The hell you smoking bro?

ladyannette
04-18-2011, 01:07 PM
I used to love watching the day begin.
But anymore I find it always makes me sad. With the birth of each new morning comes the death of the night before. Same with the crossing of day into night. Tho' it be that the same sun and the same moon rise and fall with every rotation, the days and nights are each individuals; individuals that cross over into that land to which all mortal things must traverse, to never return.

The part that upsets me isn't death or birth; it's how quickly it pounces upon us. Every day that leaves us is another day that is gone, that we can do no more with. How many days have I spent in front of this computer, making friends I will more than likely never meet, and false dreams that will never come to fruition? How many nights have I lied awake in my insomniatic agony, wasting the hours I needed to use to repair my body, all because I no longer have the will waste time, but the habbits of my foolshiness have set in too deep?
I say to you, too many.

GunZet
04-18-2011, 01:31 PM
The hell you smoking bro?

Have you ever puffed this shit called Essay #3 Research Paper Assignment? Shit has a hell of an effect, woo boy!

butternut
04-18-2011, 03:25 PM
Even a Test You Know Jacksh*t About at 8AM has a similar effect at from around 2 or 3 AM onwards.

Slurpee
04-18-2011, 08:20 PM
So does reruns of Robot Chicken.

Delphinus
04-19-2011, 06:19 AM
[postmodern tragic whining]
Go do something instead of writing about not doing anything.


True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read; and in so living as to make the world happier for our living in it.

Sylux
04-19-2011, 08:00 AM
No, I do not wish my Norwegian fans could read my blog. Nur meine Schweizer Anhänger.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 11:58 AM
What the fuck...do you be talkin' 'bout yo.

Delphinus
04-19-2011, 12:15 PM
I think my sister might be as much of a genius as me. Which is odd, because one parent is pretty stupid and the other is so arrogant he thinks he doesn't need to learn anything. On the other hand, my grandad on my mum's side was probably some sort of reclusive genius, so maybe it skips a generation.

P.S.: Yeah, I'm just putting my thoughts into posts.

P.P.S: That's pretty weird, isn't it?

P.P.P.S: Yeah, it is.

P.P.P.P.S.: I should probably stop this now.

P.P.P.P.P.S: Why? It's so much fun...

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: Because you look totally insane.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: Who cares how insane I look? This is awesome!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: Well the number of Ps is getting pretty tiring now.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: The total number of words in the postscript may exceed those in the actual post. Ugh.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 12:22 PM
Del. Have you ever heard of the game?

Delphinus
04-19-2011, 12:32 PM
don't talk to me about the game

Sylux
04-19-2011, 12:36 PM
He mad, GunZ.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 12:37 PM
I think he lost :C

Delphinus
04-19-2011, 12:51 PM
the game is unfunny and old meme and h8

Sylux
04-19-2011, 12:58 PM
He def mad, yo.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 01:15 PM
Defo, defo fa sho.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 01:23 PM
:lol:

Delpinus is angry, oh my.

Sylux
04-19-2011, 01:37 PM
Oh, no, not angry, just mad. I believe he is even delusional. His condition is quite severe, and his money can only be appropriated by intensive psychotherapy. GunZet, I appoint you head of treatment for curing this mad, delusional man who refuses to cede his well-earned currency.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 01:39 PM
(:

Sylux
04-19-2011, 01:41 PM
Outcast, will you "escort" him to our nearest rehabilitation facilities? Preferably in 6 pieces.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 01:42 PM
Oh, no, not angry, just mad. I believe he is even delusional. His condition is quite severe, and his money can only be appropriated by intensive psychotherapy. GunZet, I appoint you head of treatment for curing this mad, delusional man who refuses to cede his well-earned currency.
*Grabs his Baretta 50.cal*
Ok. Give me about 5 minutes.

Sylux
04-19-2011, 01:43 PM
5 minutes is good. I trust a man like you can get a lot done in 5 minutes.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 01:48 PM
Has anyone seem Del? Tell him to walk up the market street. Meet him there.

Sylux
04-19-2011, 01:54 PM
Outcast is tasked with procuring the package.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 01:58 PM
?o.o

Do I wanna know what's going on?

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:00 PM
No. And if I told you...I'd have to beat you in a round of Halo.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:00 PM
Did you know? apparently there's an island bird that tastes like human flesh.

Sylux
04-19-2011, 02:00 PM
I am... actually not disturbed at all that you know that.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:01 PM
I don't play Halo....

What abou the blood? I'm more interested by the blood....

Sylux
04-19-2011, 02:02 PM
You're not really missing out.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:03 PM
What blood, lol that's just hot sau- Oh....yea that's blood.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:03 PM
I'm not interested by most video games. I find them pointless.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:04 PM
I love me, I taste delicious. *licks self*

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:04 PM
I'm not interested by most video games. I find them pointless.
Most things are pointless. Video games is just one.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:05 PM
Music isn't pointless.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:06 PM
Whoops just swallowed a piece of plastic. My throat feels weird.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:07 PM
That's nice.

Would you like some help getting it out? *starts chainsaw*

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:08 PM
Yes please. *opens mouth*

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:09 PM
That's nice.

Would you like some help getting it out? *starts chainsaw*
You would have a chainsaw wouldn't you.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:09 PM
Hmmmm..... I think I better leave this to Sy....


@Gunz: Whaaaat....

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:11 PM
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/881/rodgerspowerfist.gif

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:11 PM
Cannibalism is wrong.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:15 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1267053335-funny-gif-3.gif?w=320&h=240

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:15 PM
Only in the USA...

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:18 PM
*rubs annete's elbow* I am touching. Your wenis. O.O

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:23 PM
*rubs annete's elbow* I am touching. Your wenis. O.O
w...what?

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:24 PM
Nani? Suimasen, demo ima eigo ga wakarimasen.

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:25 PM
Nani. Nani indeed.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:25 PM
w...what?

Jealous?

GunZet
04-19-2011, 02:26 PM
I am D;

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:31 PM
HUH?

Would someone please explain what is going on? I'm lost!

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:33 PM
Elbow touching.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:36 PM
....who gave you permission to touch me?

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:37 PM
I did.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:38 PM
I should have you arrested and beheaded.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:41 PM
Fraud.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 02:41 PM
:p

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:45 PM
=_=

jubeh
04-19-2011, 02:47 PM
*Walks in and arrests everyone in the room*

Hayashida
04-19-2011, 02:48 PM
*walks in, eats shoots and leaves*

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:49 PM
Jubeh-lay Jubeh-lay Jubeh-lay-he-whooo

butternut
04-19-2011, 02:56 PM
Hello? Anybody there? Is this room free?

Outcast
04-19-2011, 02:59 PM
No. *turns back around*

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:01 PM
Meep!

Outcast
04-19-2011, 03:03 PM
*happy face*

jubeh
04-19-2011, 03:05 PM
:ascii_dance:

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:06 PM
*cries* the scary person is looking at me again!

jubeh
04-19-2011, 03:08 PM
Well obviously crying is the correct solution and will definitely solve the problem

Outcast
04-19-2011, 03:08 PM
*waves at jubeh* Hi creeper.

butternut
04-19-2011, 03:09 PM
Hehehe..cry..cry some more..and more... mwahahahaha!!

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:11 PM
I dunno what to do... I'm just a little kid....

http://www.watchanimeon.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=1379

Outcast
04-19-2011, 03:13 PM
FREE CANDY!

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:15 PM
Mommy taught me not to take candy from strange people.

butternut
04-19-2011, 03:16 PM
*waves at jubeh* Hi creeper.

Creeper? I didn't know Jubeh was a plant...

Outcast
04-19-2011, 03:17 PM
Indeed he is.


Take the candy little girl. >:I

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:19 PM
I don't want your candy.

Outcast
04-19-2011, 03:21 PM
Yes you do.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:23 PM
NO! *cries more*

GunZet
04-19-2011, 03:27 PM
I have the best candy.

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:28 PM
You're a stranger too!

butternut
04-19-2011, 03:32 PM
*takes the candy from Outcast and pops it in* Oh Outcast! Stop troubling the little kid. And Gunz, could I have your candy too...?? pretty pretty please?

GunZet
04-19-2011, 03:33 PM
You're a stranger too!

Lol no I'm not. We went to elementary school together. Don't you remember!?

ladyannette
04-19-2011, 03:33 PM
*hides behind Saphira* Thank you...

I don't know you Gunz. :p

pajamajam
04-19-2011, 05:10 PM
Do you know what we do to annoying kids around here, little girl? *slaps magazine into SKS*

Ozzaharwood
04-19-2011, 05:56 PM
-Hands out poisoned Reese cups-

Hell_Baron
04-20-2011, 03:45 AM
STRANGER DANGER!

butternut
04-20-2011, 04:26 AM
Gunz, i'm still waiting for the candy.

goggy
04-20-2011, 07:43 AM
I already ate it all. soz lol

GunZet
04-20-2011, 11:19 AM
Oh sorry, where are my manners. CANDY FOR ALL!...except Annette.

Renzokuken
04-20-2011, 01:46 PM
What kind of candy you got?

Sylux
04-20-2011, 06:18 PM
We have scorpion lollipops. I can't recall whether or not we removed the stingers, so you'll just have to gamble on it.

Renzokuken
04-20-2011, 06:38 PM
Naw, they're better with them.

Evil_Cake
04-20-2011, 08:24 PM
woah i didnt know segundo means the same as second in more than one way. how cool but i guess it makes sense

jubeh
04-20-2011, 08:25 PM
http://www.genezilla.org/whoa.jpg

Evil_Cake
04-20-2011, 08:31 PM
y did I stare at that for so long

Ozzaharwood
04-20-2011, 09:29 PM
Because it's a secret mesmerizing picture from the government

Evil_Cake
04-20-2011, 10:25 PM
meanwhile in washington

"heh heh. good thing we wasted 6 seconds of that guy's time"

Psy
04-20-2011, 10:44 PM
Are backhanded compliments allowed in the compliment thread?

jubeh
04-20-2011, 10:44 PM
No unless they are really really funny

Psy
04-20-2011, 10:46 PM
Ok i gotta work on my material then.

jubeh
04-20-2011, 10:47 PM
If I don't lol irl I'll ban you and everyone on that posted on that page.

Psy
04-20-2011, 11:07 PM
How will i know i am ready?

jubeh
04-20-2011, 11:17 PM
You will know

Hell_Baron
04-21-2011, 03:33 AM
Well, last day at work today...

butternut
04-21-2011, 04:31 AM
Congratulations.

Renzokuken
04-21-2011, 05:19 AM
Why?

butternut
04-21-2011, 06:05 AM
Last day at work. He doesn't have to do it anymore, assuming he hates it. like most people.

Renzokuken
04-21-2011, 06:26 AM
I see. So how've you been, Saphira?

Hell_Baron
04-21-2011, 06:44 AM
Last day at work. He doesn't have to do it anymore, assuming he hates it. like most people.

not exactly, i like it there, but it's the last day of my internship there.
thus my last day

butternut
04-21-2011, 08:19 AM
I see. So how've you been, Saphira?

I've been okay, I guess. Long time no see Renzo! Have you been lurking?


not exactly, i like it there, but it's the last day of my internship there.
thus my last day

Ahh, I see. Too bad. But if they like you, you cango back for work there after college(if you're still in college) or whenever you can right?
My internship starts this July.Wonder how it's gonna be.

Renzokuken
04-21-2011, 09:01 AM
Yeah. I'm trying to be on more frequently.

Shinyy
04-21-2011, 09:31 AM
OFWGKTA

Delphinus
04-21-2011, 09:55 AM
The party I had was freaking amazing. Though the mess is not so amazing. :)

Hell_Baron
04-21-2011, 09:58 AM
Ahh, I see. Too bad. But if they like you, you cango back for work there after college(if you're still in college) or whenever you can right?
My internship starts this July.Wonder how it's gonna be.

Technicaly i COULD work there after college, but i would have to be physicly or mentaly handicapped or something like that.
and even if i somehow managed to happen to get handicapped, i my boss would be tad reluctant to actually put me on his payroll seen as he caught me goofing off on the internet quitte a few times (i even had to come in his office 2 times, YIKES!), but that was mostly because at this moment they don't get a lot of assignments, and what is the most logical thing to do as a humanbeing with a computer with acces to the world wide web? do random shit, ofcourse.
but then again, people can change (or so they say) and i will most likely be able to resist the temptations of internet.
but on the other hand, i DID get the impression he is satisfied with the quality of the products i deliver.

i guess we'll see what happens.

but i sure as hell am certain that i'll do another course after this, or else i won't have the funds to pay the rent...

GunZet
04-21-2011, 10:25 AM
YOU GET THIS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Lucy
04-21-2011, 11:11 AM
http://www.rainymood.com/ + http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

butternut
04-21-2011, 11:43 AM
@Hell Baron: Lol this just reminded me of my internship. well, not exactly an internship, there was this 2-month thing we had to do during the summer after sophomore year. college had industry tie-ups and each of us were alloted a company to "work" at. this was just to introduce us to organizational work culture and stuff. where i went, we had to go for 2-3 hours a day, 5 days a week and work on a particular project of our choice. what we did - we went and chilled out, browsed through magazines/newsletters, read novels, chatted and all sorts of random things. last 2-3 days - we hurried and stayed overtime collected stuff to finish the report.

this time it's more serious semester-long internship, and there is a chance that we'd be offered to work there based on our performance. hopefully i'll get a job if not through placements and recruitments in college.

GunZet
04-21-2011, 12:06 PM
Wish I had a cool internship. I just volunteer lol.

butternut
04-21-2011, 12:19 PM
Wish I have one for this summer. All my friends are going to work, and i'm gonna go chill out. And I can't apply now or when i go coz then it'd be illegal. But i'm hoping to do something kickass like shoot a documantary, or write something awesome or stuff like that. so all's cool.

jubeh
04-21-2011, 12:21 PM
http://www.rainymood.com/ + http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

Cool

GunZet
04-21-2011, 01:36 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u76/dc_darkstar_skater/Tricycle_backflip.gif
Hardcore.

Sylux
04-21-2011, 01:39 PM
That's probably the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Hayashida
04-21-2011, 01:46 PM
So that's what the human race has come to.

Sylux
04-21-2011, 01:47 PM
What, lack of empathy or understanding? I wish I had no empathy. Life would be much simpler, and frankly more pleasurable.

Hayashida
04-21-2011, 01:51 PM
No, idiot, the guy doing a backflip off a ramp on a children's tricycle.

Delphinus
04-21-2011, 02:09 PM
What, lack of empathy or understanding? I wish I had no empathy. Life would be much simpler, and frankly more pleasurable.
It really is.

butternut
04-21-2011, 03:49 PM
Grraaahhhh!! Annoyed

GunZet
04-21-2011, 04:12 PM
All the cool people have empathy.
I say sorry every time I roll over an ant.

Byakuran
04-21-2011, 04:55 PM
You roll over them? Hmm... i guess normal people just step on them :/

GunZet
04-21-2011, 05:00 PM
I skate everywhere I go. I thought people knew this by now.

Delphinus
04-21-2011, 07:21 PM
I say sorry every time I stub my cigarettes out on other people, is that empathy?

Sylux
04-21-2011, 08:59 PM
Only if you truly feel sorrowful for your action after realizing how much pain the person was in, and how much pain you could be in, too.

Hayashida
04-21-2011, 09:36 PM
I just bought a sweater a little while ago and after I got it home, I noticed it had a flaw in the sleeve with the stitching. God dammit. I gotta fix it somehow now, cuz im too lazy to go back to the outlet store.

Delphinus
04-21-2011, 10:58 PM
The next time anyone fucks with me I am giving up all pretence of being generally nice and going full-blown megalomaniac on them. I am fucking sick of people rejecting me, so I won't give them a choice next time:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVda8HD7rg8


It's a brand new me
I've got no remorse
Now the water's rising but I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world
Gonna Show Bad Horse
It's a Brand New Day

And Penny will see the evil me
Not a joke not a dork not a failure
And she may cry but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia.

It's a brand new day
Yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing
Because you're gonna die

Go ahead and laugh
Yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbye
It's a brand new day

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 04:56 AM
...

Is it wrong that I actually kinda liked that?

jubeh
04-22-2011, 05:04 AM
Um no? Dr horrible is awesome. The hammer is my penis.

Sylux
04-22-2011, 07:33 AM
People reject you because you're a dick, Delpenis. It's even in your name.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 08:15 AM
Harsh.

DrPumpkin
04-22-2011, 09:50 AM
Oh, Renzo, you're alive.

Or has it been me who's been dead?

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 10:34 AM
Quite possibly you.

goggy
04-22-2011, 01:29 PM
Perhaps everyone but Renzo has returned to the living world where he has been waiting for us.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 01:36 PM
...Maybe?

Hayashida
04-22-2011, 02:08 PM
Renzo, I finally realized what your entire username is. All these years in my head I've been saying your name as 'Renzozuken' but now I see it's Renzokuken.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 02:17 PM
Wow, seriously.

Hayashida
04-22-2011, 02:27 PM
It's okay I do this with a lot of members.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 02:34 PM
At least it wasn't something crude I suppose.

PWhit
04-22-2011, 02:41 PM
Hey I'm back from traveling around the countryside of France. I couldn't find the I'm back thread, but I have to go in a bit. See ya later.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 02:46 PM
Hey could you cure my back pains before you leave?

jubeh
04-22-2011, 02:59 PM
Im with john. Renzozuken sounds so much cooler than renzokuken so I just assumed that was your name. But if you want to go with the lame version thats cool too.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 03:01 PM
Call me what you will. I shall always have the two Ks.

Evil_Cake
04-22-2011, 03:03 PM
what does kuken mean? it kinda sounds like cake in german

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 03:33 PM
I know what "Renzokuken" means: Sequential/Continuous sword.

jubeh
04-22-2011, 03:35 PM
From wiki


Ein Küken (in Österreich auch Kücken, ostmitteldeutsch auch Küchlein oder Kippchen) ist in der Ornithologie ein Jungtier der Vögel, frisch geschlüpfter bis juvenil.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 03:47 PM
A chick?

jubeh
04-22-2011, 03:48 PM
Yeah man you're a continuous chick

Hayashida
04-22-2011, 03:56 PM
Aka, nothing but a girly girl 24/7.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 04:14 PM
I do not accept that.

PWhit
04-22-2011, 04:15 PM
Back pain is gone, you can go home now.

Renzokuken
04-22-2011, 04:17 PM
Awesome. Thanks.

butternut
04-22-2011, 04:44 PM
http://asset.soup.io/asset/1776/0350_1a46_500.jpeg

jubeh
04-22-2011, 04:48 PM
Too bad he wasn't a hunter he could have just tamed it.

Evil_Cake
04-22-2011, 04:50 PM
feign death is a hunter move man, maybe he just had a better pet already

jubeh
04-22-2011, 04:52 PM
That's true. Good thing the moose wasn't a pally though.

Evil_Cake
04-22-2011, 04:54 PM
if moose were pallies, we'd all be under their control for sure

goggy
04-22-2011, 05:39 PM
Maybe he was just I don't know using his brain?

Sylux
04-22-2011, 06:09 PM
Your logics are false because meese are the best animal around.

Renzokuken
04-23-2011, 03:58 AM
Yes! Someone else who calls them meese!!

Delphinus
04-23-2011, 09:20 AM
I love to write messed-up characters, characters with emotional difficulties, and characters with dark and dirty secrets. The following character has none of the above.


One thing everyone agreed on was that Mike Jeffries was a nice guy. He'd lived in the neighbourhood since he was a little kid, the child of two nice, well-spoken parents, and he'd been captain of the sports team in high school. When he graduated, he headed off to college and earned a finance degree, which was guaranteed to get him a nice job, and when he came back he brought a nice long-term girlfriend with him. After living with his parents for two or three years, he used the money he'd earned from his reasonably well-paid job to buy a nice house a few streets away from his ageing parents, so he and his wife could look after them as they grew older and less able to care for themselves.

Normally when someone's life is such a cliché you expect them to have a dirty little secret or a self-confidence problem. There had been dozens of attempts by people with lives that hadn't run so nice and smoothly to paint Mike as a brutal psychopath, a vicious rapist, or a manipulative sadist, but all of these attempts had ended in vain because, aside from the testimony of these people, there was no evidence to support their claims. Nor would any ever be found because, in almost fanatic defiance of the norm, Mike was exactly what he appeared to be. He had never considered crime, never done anything other than what he thought was best, and never deliberately hurt someone else's feelings: on the rare occasions he managed to harm others by accident, he would immediately go and make amends in whichever ways he could. In short, Mike was such a paragon of virtue, such a messianic figure, that he was boring.

This piece is going to be a particularly cynical tragedy. Based on one of the translated lines of this song: "The good die young, queen of the night."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpghWod2W4

goggy
04-23-2011, 10:39 AM
my stroys r always v existing. :)


we had be datting for a moth when edwin talked me 2 the woods. he luked rely sad four his eyes were blank and he wasnt smilein the smile i luvd

wots wron i asked.

he luked at me n sed angsty i can't teel u.

yes u can i sed rapping my arms arend his west i luv u.

he sighed bessy i haf 2 tell u a secrit u mite not lie me latah.

i will i insissed nearly in teas what is wrong

i have to show up he sed.

k i sed.

do not fin i am a monster k

i wont i prumist

so he too off his shirt real sexly and his abs began to sparkle! i was all wtf.

bessyy... he sed i......... am gay

butternut
04-23-2011, 10:41 AM
It would be fun to make him go through something and change his character 180 degrees.

Delphinus
04-23-2011, 11:02 AM
That's what I'd normally do, but that's overused and I meant tragedy in the classical sense (a character is destroyed by their character flaws). Instead Mike himself is basically perfect, almost to Marty Stu levels, but without the ridiculous bending of the world to his will or self-insertion that would accompany a true blue Stu. It's a pity that nobody around Mike is as good as he is...

Mike's flaw is that he has no flaws.

butternut
04-23-2011, 11:18 AM
How do you define perfect?

Anyway, just make things happen to him which gradually change his character. Use the fact that he has no flaws - use his perfection to turn him into a monster. For example(a cliched one), make him choose between two things - choosing any one means he has to compromise over the other which means he takes the 1st step towards changing his character. Well, clearly I can't explain properly, but yeah. Did you get it?

Delphinus
04-23-2011, 11:48 AM
I. Am. Not. Changing. His. Character. Ugh.
That's the whole point. He refuses to become monstrous or flawed and that's what destroys him.

Jak
04-23-2011, 08:43 PM
I'm not gonna say how long it took me to find the Chatterbox on this new-fangled forum...

Hayashida
04-23-2011, 11:22 PM
Man it's not even that hard

Psy
04-24-2011, 02:41 AM
^Thats what she said.

jubeh
04-24-2011, 02:43 AM
Hooooooooooo

DrPumpkin
04-24-2011, 05:33 AM
Oooh.

I think I winced there.

butternut
04-24-2011, 05:38 AM
I laughed. Hard. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! =D

Renzokuken
04-24-2011, 06:00 AM
Nice.

DrPumpkin
04-24-2011, 06:51 AM
Oh, hey, it's Renzo.

Even though I know you post regularly now, I'm still going to point at you every time I see you.

goggy
04-24-2011, 07:16 AM
Renzo!

Renzokuken
04-24-2011, 12:54 PM
Yes?!

Evil_Cake
04-24-2011, 01:14 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/321ae842-238a-4caf-ba33-b6f737f2b781.jpg

Delphinus
04-24-2011, 01:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

This is Kodos IRL.

pajamajam
04-24-2011, 06:58 PM
Kodos is Weird Al?

Delphinus
04-24-2011, 07:32 PM
No, the character Weird Al's playing. And I realised recently that I don't feel totally comfortable unless I have the warmth of a female body pressed against me. >__>

Sylux
04-24-2011, 08:58 PM
A female body? You whore. ;)

Evil_Cake
04-24-2011, 09:51 PM
ya we all need our mommas

Renzokuken
04-25-2011, 05:39 AM
Ahaha ^

Delphinus
04-25-2011, 07:09 AM
I hate you.


A female body? You whore. ;)
Softer than male bodies unless the male in question is kind of chubby.

Renzokuken
04-25-2011, 07:12 AM
Chubby guys are awesome to hug....

...

Yeah.

Delphinus
04-25-2011, 08:08 AM
Chubby asian boys are so cute. :D

EDIT: yes like jubeh

GunZet
04-25-2011, 10:11 AM
Ohai











YOUUUUUU GOZAIMASUUU!

Renzokuken
04-25-2011, 10:14 AM
Huh?

GunZet
04-25-2011, 10:20 AM
You'll get it soon.

Delphinus
04-25-2011, 10:35 AM
Ohai YOUUUUUU GOZAIMASUUU!
Ohayou gozaimasu?

Gawd Renz you are so dense

GunZet
04-25-2011, 10:50 AM
Del understands.

Renzokuken
04-25-2011, 12:09 PM
I am but a mere child. But I see.

GunZet
04-25-2011, 02:54 PM
So I was playing Supersonic Warriors 2 yesterday. And I come across a conversation that goes sort of like this.

Bulma: It's good you guys have been training hard and all. But you could at least clean up around here!
Krillin: Shouldn't you be doing that?
[Fade to black]

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/115/896/original/1296357605830.jpg?1303360742

Evil_Cake
04-25-2011, 09:11 PM
im watching this show and theres this really serious discussion going on, but there are cinnamon rolls on the table... its kinda distracting

like how can they be so serious when deliciousness is a foot away

pajamajam
04-25-2011, 09:59 PM
I have taquitos and a scooter you guys.

Evil_Cake
04-25-2011, 10:25 PM
are u using them at the same time?


also I just killed like 10 flies.. I'm a monster *looks at hands*

jubeh
04-25-2011, 10:29 PM
Does anyone have a scooter and some taquitos I can borrow.

Hayashida
04-25-2011, 11:04 PM
I want some taquitos

jubeh
04-25-2011, 11:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuBAO0m5PGU

Evil_Cake
04-26-2011, 12:22 AM
funny, but its time for an action sequence


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ1gK8w1KnA

jubeh
04-26-2011, 12:45 AM
Oh yeah I have to record that line

Shinyy
04-26-2011, 02:33 AM
OFWGKTA

jubeh
04-26-2011, 02:52 AM
Im a fucking walking paradox. No Im not.

butternut
04-26-2011, 05:03 AM
It's hot, hot It's extremely hot here! 5 deg. Celsius rise in like one night. Damn hot!

GunZet
04-26-2011, 11:40 AM
*doesn't understand celsius because he didn't pay attention to it in school*

butternut
04-26-2011, 12:00 PM
uhh...celsius is a unit of temperature.
It went from 96-97 deg F to around 110 deg F in like 2 days.

GunZet
04-26-2011, 12:02 PM
Yea I know what it is. Just not how to calculate it and shit. Lol.

Sylux
04-26-2011, 12:49 PM
Celcius x 2 + 32 = Fahrenheit
Aww yeah B)

butternut
04-26-2011, 01:04 PM
ur kinda wrong. C x 1.8 + 32 = F

GunZet
04-26-2011, 01:23 PM
Aww yeah B)

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:30 PM
ur kinda wrong. C x 1.8 + 32 = F

Multiply something larger than 6 by 1.8 in your head in 2 seconds (preferably an odd number). Okay then.

butternut
04-26-2011, 01:34 PM
1.8 x 9 = 16.2. There.

GunZet
04-26-2011, 01:34 PM
Destroying it is the only way.

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:35 PM
"...(preferably an odd number)."

butternut
04-26-2011, 01:36 PM
corrected. i noticed that just after posting.

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:39 PM
Perhaps you are a mathematical genius, but to us simpletons it is generally more logical for us to use 2 rather than the standard 9/5 formula for conversion, as we must calculate at a glance of a temperature, and to a plebian like myself 1.8 is just too much to handle in under 5 seconds. We aren't going for precise mathematical accuracy, just general perception.

butternut
04-26-2011, 01:41 PM
Well, I'm too used to all these calculations and accuracy and stuff. Get used to them if you plan on doing engineering later.

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:45 PM
I need absolutely no engineering knowledge whatsoever. I am going to be a lead executive producer and head 3D animator of Jaittaceti, the West Coast's most awesome animation and video game production studio.

butternut
04-26-2011, 01:51 PM
Good for you. =)

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:52 PM
Believe it!

GunZet
04-26-2011, 01:53 PM
The future looks grim...

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:53 PM
Not with me in it! Yahoo!

GunZet
04-26-2011, 01:56 PM
My bra is lumpy.

Sylux
04-26-2011, 01:57 PM
That's because you need to clean out your boob poop! Yahoo!

GunZet
04-26-2011, 02:06 PM
Wassup with the whole Yahoo biz.

jubeh
04-26-2011, 02:16 PM
For mother russia

GunZet
04-26-2011, 02:18 PM
Da.

goggy
04-26-2011, 03:59 PM
I have a wisdom tooth developing and it hurts. :(

GunZet
04-26-2011, 04:06 PM
I got mine ripped out my head in 5th grade due to some cavities. Guess I'm lucky.

Ozzaharwood
04-26-2011, 04:35 PM
Mine are in and haven't caused me any problems... Yet...

*knocks on wood*

Psy
04-26-2011, 04:57 PM
Wisdom teeth won't always cause pain. Then there are others of us who couldn't stand to have them in and had to pay $1000 to have them pulled out. Mine hurt so bad and everyone swore I would be in pain for days after getting them out. They were wrong. It hurt worse having them in and I used no pain relievers after mine were out.

GunZet
04-26-2011, 05:01 PM
I don't get this whole wisdom tooth thing. But I figure without them, most people will be bad at being wise when they're older.

pajamajam
04-26-2011, 06:43 PM
Mine hurt when they were coming in but after that I didn't even feel them. Then when I had them taken out (the army takes everyone's out), the sockets hurt like fuck for like a week.

Outcast
04-26-2011, 08:08 PM
No pain at all for me. I win.

Evil_Cake
04-26-2011, 10:05 PM
i tried to swat this fly with 2 pieces of paper, but the paper slipped out of my hand, flew at the fly and broke it's wing off

DrPumpkin
04-26-2011, 10:13 PM
You're such an evil cake, evil cake.

Ozzaharwood
04-26-2011, 10:16 PM
He's more skilled than the instructor in the Karate Kid

Evil_Cake
04-26-2011, 11:08 PM
my house is infested by flies I dont know where they're coming from

from years of fighting them I hone my skills

Psy
04-27-2011, 03:38 AM
Flys aren't supposed to like peppermint or something so if you can find some peppermint oil or scented incense you could probably keep them away better.

Also old school cartoons are FUCKED UP! I was watching an episode of roccos modern life and its just so advanced or mature for a little kids show. At one point they are overly emphasizing the name "Dick".

I think cartoon network and nickelodeon are a generation behind. The random thing they do now would have worked a few years ago and the cutesy stuff would have been great 10 years ago. The thing now is looking awesome and things that are just cool.

pajamajam
04-27-2011, 10:51 AM
Ren and Stimpy was amazingly mature too. My dad used to watch it with us and he cracked up harder than we did.

goggy
04-27-2011, 12:41 PM
Ren and Stimpy is amazing. XD