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Kodos
03-30-2011, 11:02 PM
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So, it's that time again! Dungeons and Dragons has some openings in the various parties - some which need filling and so I come to pester you all into joining. It's fun! There's dragons, tits (http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9822/rinshiranuibyrei.jpg), Lovecraftian horors (http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8091/uxalubyduck.png), swords (http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/162/1300960745595.png), kung-fu fightan (http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9985/yuanjunbylinz.png), and more! Join today! Free forever! Best online game! Play discreetly!

So here are the parties with openings, organized by how badly they need new players, from greatest to least need.

PARTY G (http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/showthread.php?336): Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting! Party G is set in Northern Izumo, which is basically NotChina in the way that Resident Evil 4 is NotSpain. There's a bit of PVP in this one (we even opened on a tournament arc!) and the campaign has a lot of (and could use more) Monks. DnD Monks are less the Pope and more Chun-Li (I even give them unique fighting styles!). Think Wuxia films, Big Trouble in Little China, Mortal Kombat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOYjtSumBRo), Jade Empire and Chinese mythology and you've got an idea how this campaign goes.

PARTY F (http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/showthread.php?147): Party F is a bunch of people working in one of the militant arms of the Church of St. Cuthbert. St. Cuthbert is a D&D god who is Lawful Neutral and basically the God of the Bible. A merciless deity who enforces the laws as written. His church is basically the Catholic Church at its worst. The party is working under Grand Crusader Helena Amalric (http://img508.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=helenaamalrichammy.jpg) who, like her IRL namesake, is a firm believer in "Kill them all. The Saint knows His own."

PARTY D (http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/showthread.php?146): The high-level Chaotic Evil party working for Therion, The King of Rape, doom of Heroes, the Worldsmasher, and other colorful names, the big bad of the campaign. A giant 300 foot long fuck-off dragon. A party full of psychopathic sadists, rapists, and murderers working for a dragon who's basically the living incarnation of /b/. No lulz without frunz.

If you're interested, post here and/or contact me on AIM at Kodos343. If you send me a PM, make sure for the love of Eris that you have me as a friend or have made your profile not private, since otherwise I can't respond.

For more information, click the pic in my sig!

ClockHand
03-30-2011, 11:07 PM
I would love to join in, but you know my problem... Awful English.

jubeh
03-31-2011, 12:20 AM
Want me to edit your posts clock

LVUER
03-31-2011, 01:35 AM
I really want to join, but I'm very new to this D&D things. I've check your link but still confused at lots of things (and there's too many information at once... information over-load, ugh). Do you mind giving some pointers?

In the web (that you give the links), there is no ninja class, but there is character using that class... It seems the information in the web (the hypertext web) still not complete?

Oh, and is it alright to participate with my bad English? English is not my first language...

Kodos
03-31-2011, 01:41 AM
Yeah, about that.

The way Wizards of the Coast handles Dungeons and Dragons is that only some things are freely available - like on the hypertext. The rest they consider either product identity or just not part of the open document shit. So anything in splatbooks (that is, books which are not the core 3 (Monster Manual 1, Dungeon Master's Guide, Player's Handbook) is not online. That said, I have all the books - in PDF form - and can give you the information you might need.

Most of the pointers I prefer to give over AIM. Partly because it really depends on what class your character is. I mean, if you're not playing a character who casts spells, I obviously never have to explain how magic works to you so it's a lot easier and quicker.

But yeah. Long story short - there are a metric fuckton of classes that are not on the Hypertext. A lot of these classes are absolute shit and not worth playing, but some are worth it.

LVUER
03-31-2011, 02:40 AM
I see... Do you mind if I copy your PDF files? So I can read it myself when I'm not online (and keep asking question that I could easily understand from reading)?

I'm not really familiar with AIM. Can I use Yahoo Messenger to chat with your AIM account?

Kodos
03-31-2011, 03:07 AM
Of course you can have the files, and no, to my knowledge YIM won't play with AIM, and besides that it wouldn't let me send file transfers.

Also I make a lot of changes to the classes to make them more varied, viable in end-game, and balanced. D&D as it stands in the base is basically "Wizard, Cleric, and Druid simulator" with the other classes being useful only inosfar as they can carry the loot for the Wizards.

LVUER
03-31-2011, 03:13 AM
OK, then I will install AIM in my PC. I just need to download it from www.aim.com right? Or is there better place to download the software?

If you make lots of changes to the classes, where can I read it? Right now (from what I read in Hypertext), I think I want to get Dragon Disciple class.

Kodos
03-31-2011, 03:28 AM
I have it all in textfiles. I will send you the updates. @_@And yes.

LVUER
03-31-2011, 04:12 AM
Sorry, but I've tried to (re-)download and (re-)install it multiple times but always fail. Even if I signing-in directly into the web, I still can even register my username. So I think I just can't use AIM. Perhaps we could use Meebo or other way to communicate?

EDIT:
Yeah, I've login to Meebo (after so long not doing so) and Meebo enables me to chat to AIM users too. So, do you get request to become my "buddy", Kodos? ^_^

Kodos
03-31-2011, 04:14 AM
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I suppose. But I can't do file transfers over meebo. How come it fails? What does it say? @_@
An image for the second page(click for huge)_:
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LVUER
03-31-2011, 04:19 AM
I don't know, I always get "errorXXX" (I forget the number). I can install it, but never get past the login menu. Could you just email me the text files? Oh, and do you get my buddy request over AIM? I've sent it sometime ago...

Kodos
03-31-2011, 04:22 AM
AIM doesn't work that way. I don't have to approve you as a buddy. I receive no notification. You just start messaging me.

LVUER
03-31-2011, 04:24 AM
I know what's wrong. I still need to register into AIM accounts (and login separately though from same Meebo account), and I can't do that for whatever reason I don't know. So I guess I really can't chat with you with AIM account -_-

I'm going to send you my email address via MT PM.

Kodos
03-31-2011, 04:59 AM
Replied

ClockHand
03-31-2011, 09:41 AM
Want me to edit your posts clock

Be my guest.

Kodos
03-31-2011, 11:03 AM
Well if you're interested, get AIM and talk to me. :)

Evil_Cake
03-31-2011, 02:07 PM
I would love to join in, but you know my problem... Awful English.
its not bad

Kodos
04-01-2011, 04:45 PM
So get on AIM and get in touch with me Clock. @_@

jubeh
04-01-2011, 04:48 PM
Kodos why are you using those lame emoticons when we have cool ones now.

:ascii_dance:

Kodos
04-01-2011, 04:50 PM
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-page3.gif
I... I don't know...:ascii_gloom:
EDIT: Image for third page.
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jubeh
04-01-2011, 04:51 PM
Gj man

ClockHand
04-01-2011, 04:56 PM
whats a AIM? O.o

nervermind I just found it, is like a hipster msn.

jubeh
04-01-2011, 04:58 PM
Clock what the hell man.

ClockHand
04-01-2011, 05:08 PM
No idea I just download it and now I have to create an account, but the damn program does not let me to scrobble down so I can fill all the things.

Kodos
04-01-2011, 05:09 PM
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Bacon_Barbarian
04-01-2011, 06:16 PM
Isn't anything that LVUER or Clock would need up on the SRD?

Kodos
04-01-2011, 09:49 PM
No.

LVUER
04-02-2011, 12:52 AM
What is SRD? Since Clock and I have problems with AIM, is it safe to say that the problem comes from AIM, not us?

Kodos
04-02-2011, 08:02 AM
No. I and literally thousands of other people are able to use AIM with no problem. AOL may be a shitty company, but it is still a massive company and any serious problems with AIM would be quickly identified and corrected in regards to people not being able to use it.

Bacon_Barbarian
04-02-2011, 11:23 AM
No.

Running with some other books then? Which ones?

Superdooperphailmachine
04-02-2011, 04:27 PM
Aim hasn't worked on my Mac for about a year.

Kodos
04-02-2011, 05:06 PM
Running with some other books then? Which ones?
Lots. Tentatively I say "Any official D&D stuff except Weeaboo Fightan' Magic" but, like any good DM, I reserve the right to arbitrarily say yes or no to stuff. Like 'Swarm of Crystals' which should even be on the Hypertext. The Psionics stuff wasn't playtested too well, and it shows. The Wilder class is kind of useless, and the power I mentioned, Swarm of Crystals, is basically "I win the game."

Baleful Polymorph has also been tweaked for being similarly OP.

Random Fun Fact: Libris Mortis is probably my favorite splatbook since it has a lot of cool stuff and is generally pretty well balanced and thought out.

ClockHand
04-02-2011, 06:36 PM
So whats happens now?

HardToExplain
04-07-2011, 07:26 PM
So, I'm interested in joining. I don't have much experience with DnD but I'm willing to learn.

Kodos
04-07-2011, 09:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaA2eKABuEE
Get on AIM and get in touch. :D

Superdooperphailmachine
04-12-2011, 03:45 PM
Dungeons and Dragons helps build character and can improve writing skills.

Blue_Dragon
04-14-2011, 05:04 AM
I'm interested, but I have some questions...if positions are still open.
How often do you meet/post for your character move?
Do you create/assign characters or do we?

Also, I've only played once or twice, but I'll definitely need more than a refresher.

Superdooperphailmachine
04-14-2011, 07:08 PM
We create our own characters and we post when we are able to, there is only really a post order during combat.

Kodos
04-14-2011, 07:08 PM
I'm interested, but I have some questions...if positions are still open.
How often do you meet/post for your character move?
I generally say 'a post a day' but it generally doesn't work out that way. It does probably work that way in average, though. As a general rule some days you'll be churning out posts like a motherfucker, other times days may go by without you needing to post.


Do you create/assign characters or do we?
The latter.


Also, I've only played once or twice, but I'll definitely need more than a refresher.
Having any experience at all makes you more experienced than most of the players.

GET AIM AND GETIN TOUCH YOU

Blue_Dragon
04-15-2011, 04:57 PM
Awesome. Added you to aim. Have a character is mind, but I'll need help with stats and all that :P Thanks!

Kodos
04-16-2011, 02:54 PM
WELL GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, GOD.

Also:

@Jubeh:
THAT'S the reason why I become a teacher.
LVUER, man, what the fuck. You have to somehow convince me that this was just some terribly fucking tasteless pedophilia joke or you're out. I make it a point not to associate with pedophiles, among other people.

Superdooperphailmachine
04-17-2011, 08:08 PM
With any luck the fucker's been banned.

LVUER
04-19-2011, 12:26 AM
It seems the term pedophile offends more people who lives in US. I'll prefer the term lolicon myself... but then again, wait... that half-joking, really (I wouldn't say that it's completely a joke). It's like this: I'm still not interested in real girls. Called me not hit a pubescent period yet or whatever. And for sure I'm not interested in molesting real life little girls too (or be friend with them, they are brats, you know, I know from my experience as a teacher), I'm not that immoral. What I'm interested is anime girls.

Sigh... why I'm telling you guys my private life?

I think the fact that I'm still a teacher is a solid proof that you seek...

Oh, and I'm apologize if my post offend anyone. I think I've apologized in Lady's thread too...

ClockHand
04-19-2011, 12:30 AM
You still have time to edit it and present it in a more reasonable and synthetic way.

LVUER
04-19-2011, 01:10 AM
How? English is not my first language and that was my best effort...

Aether
04-29-2011, 11:26 AM
It seems the term pedophile offends more people who lives in US. I'll prefer the term lolicon myself... but then again, wait... that half-joking, really (I wouldn't say that it's completely a joke).
Yeah but it's really not helping your cause.


It's like this: I'm still not interested in real girls. Called me not hit a pubescent period yet or whatever.
I seriously doubt that you haven't hit puberty yet. Considering you're a teacher, you'd have to be at least in your early to mid twenties and puberty isn't a mental thing, that shit is purely out of your control. If your voice is deeper than it was when you were 8 and you have hair down there, you've hit puberty.
The fact that you're not interested in real girls is either that you've been castrated or you've envisioned girls to be something so absolutely perfect and unobtainable in your mind that you've completely foregone the notion of liking said real girls and just went for the bug-eyed, basketball titted girls of your fantasy and of course, Mrs. Palmer.


And for sure I'm not interested in molesting real life little girls too (or be friend with them, they are brats, you know, I know from my experience as a teacher), I'm not that immoral. What I'm interested is anime girls.
I think you'd like this DS game. (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LovePlus)
Those of you that get this reference will get the satisfaction of knowing that you have my approval.


Sigh... why I'm telling you guys my private life?
I have no idea.


I think the fact that I'm still a teacher is a solid proof that you seek...
Actually, I don't think that will do anything for proof. And what you've previously said isn't really helping you that much either.

Also, sorry for any typos or whatever. I typed this on my iPhone.

ClockHand
04-29-2011, 11:42 AM
Is nice to see Aether again and doing his common behavior.

Hi aether.

Aether
04-29-2011, 12:42 PM
Hi Clock.

LVUER
04-29-2011, 07:29 PM
@Aether:
Well, I DO love that game. Already own it and played it ^_^ But never have the intention of marrying one of those girls (like somebody already did in Japan).

Kodos
05-12-2011, 07:12 PM
Lucy, HTE, Clock, where the fuck have you been? @_@

EDIT: New page. Needs art. click for big.
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Bacon_Barbarian
05-12-2011, 08:06 PM
Lots. Tentatively I say "Any official D&D stuff except Weeaboo Fightan' Magic"

Oh come on now, the ToB isn't that bad. Sure, it doesn't fit into all campaigns (not by a long shot), but it has it's moments.

ClockHand
05-12-2011, 08:10 PM
Sorry I have been with tests and working in the nephilim rol campaigns. But tomorrow I'm going to go to AIM and we talk.

(not because I'm going to master a rol campaign I'm going to drop the opportunity to play one)

Kodos
05-12-2011, 08:56 PM
Oh come on now, the ToB isn't that bad. Sure, it doesn't fit into all campaigns (not by a long shot), but it has it's moments.
I agree it's not as bad, but it's still bad in many ways. Plus I do many other things similar to it, that it would be superfluous. So no Weeaboo Fightan' Magic.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-12-2011, 10:30 PM
How so, through multi-classing?

Oh, and where are you getting these pictures?

Gerzorz
05-12-2011, 10:35 PM
Hm, Dungeons and Dragons AND breasts, you say?

Kodos
05-13-2011, 06:00 PM
Aye, tits. (http://i.imgur.com/gO3hJ.jpg)

Bacon_Barbarian
05-14-2011, 09:28 AM
Ah yes, the Chain Mail Bikini ... Always good for ... +1 AC?

Kodos
05-14-2011, 01:53 PM
She's a wizard. That outfit provides about as much armor as you'd imagine.

EDIT: All the art I've been posting has been done either by our lovely players or by /tg/ drawfags specifically for us.

jubeh
05-14-2011, 01:54 PM
You're a wizard 'arry

Evil_Cake
05-14-2011, 02:11 PM
in bed...

HardToExplain
05-14-2011, 05:34 PM
My pc broke down, so I'm using my dadŽs (witch is utterly crap). Ill install AIM on here and weŽll talk.

Kodos
05-14-2011, 05:49 PM
Lucy got drafted into the ranks of the Adeptus Sororitas or something, and is now spreading the truth of the Emperor troughout the galaxy, armed with only a bob haircut and her flamer.

Or something.

Point is we need someone to replace her, and there's still an opening or two. SO JOIN PEOPLE.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8091/uxalubyduck.png (http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/8091/uxalubyduck.png)

Evil_Cake
05-14-2011, 06:26 PM
are there any openings in e

Kodos
05-14-2011, 06:27 PM
Honestly dunno. I need to find out what Hammy's doing in E and what Windy's doing.

Bacon_Barbarian
05-14-2011, 07:28 PM
How often do you want people to play ... (It's all PBP here on the forums anyway, right?) Heck, would you even want ME to play?

Regantor
05-14-2011, 08:03 PM
This is the only place I've ever played DnD at. So I wouldn't worry too much about inexperience... As for timing, people pretty much just post whenever. >_>

Kodos
05-14-2011, 08:06 PM
As long as you average a post a day (some days a lot more, most days you won't need to post at all, possibly) I probably won't yell at you too much.

Evil_Cake
05-14-2011, 08:17 PM
i post like twice a year usually

Sylux
05-16-2011, 02:38 PM
I'll gladly join Party D. What class would the party best benefit from having in addition to their ranks?

jubeh
05-16-2011, 02:44 PM
Buttmancer

Superdooperphailmachine
05-16-2011, 02:48 PM
A Buttmancer would be nice.

Sylux
05-16-2011, 02:50 PM
What about a Pubislord

jubeh
05-16-2011, 04:07 PM
The problem with buttmancers are that they start out strong but don't scale well so higher level butts become hard to contorl.

Kodos
05-16-2011, 09:07 PM
I'll gladly join Party D. What class would the party best benefit from having in addition to their ranks?
A lot of options. They basically have everything they need, it's just a question now of what they don't need. So basically other than a Cleric, anything is more or less viable. Plus we allow certain monster races. Get in touch with me on AIM. Kodos343 be my name.
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