Byakuran's Birthday Thread!

[Ozzaharwood]

Happy birth day Bya! Hope you have a good one. c:

No hate or I'ma kill you.

[Outcast]

Happy birthday mah pervy turtle.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Happy Birthday! Good thing your birthday isn't on April 1st.

[butternut]

Happy Birthday! umm, how old are you now?

P.S. is there anyway to give birthday bums over the internet?

[ClockHand]

Who is this Bya that everyone is talking about?

[jubeh]

Iduno clock why don't we celebrate your birthday instead.

[Byakuran]

:<

Maaan.... Even on my b-day i get trolled

P.S. Thanks guys :'D im now gonna go to bed have been up 2 long now....
But really thanks, im really happy...

[ClockHand]

Iduno clock why don't we celebrate your birthday instead.

No, its not my bday yet and I'm, not ready (I need to buy my suit to do a Reservoir Dog bday party).

Oh oh oh... she is Bya. Hi dude, watcha doin?

[jubeh]

Ooooh that bya.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

:<

Maaan.... Even on my b-day i get trolled

That sucks... :(

[pajamajam]

HBD numanumanumana! What awesome things did you receive?

[Byakuran]

:D ,,

Well..... I received a laptop and iphone in December already (since my computer and phone both died)
So that counts from my mom and bro. From my sis i got 2 coats, 2 shirts, 1 Gilet, 1 bag... and all are awesome *A*
My sis said she'll buy me a guinea pig... and my bro said he will 2 but i wont let them i wanted to buy some of my own money
and My bro told me i could get 100 euro or buy stuff of internet &#163;100 :/ but i wont use that either since he's a student and should spend his money in better ways...
From my mom im also getting lasagna for dinner =w= ,, we've been having lasagna for dinner always on my b-day since i was 7 and im now 17 xD

Idunno if im getting something from my aunts and uncles... :/ im not expecting anything
From my good friend i told her i wanted a paintset idunno if she'll buy one but.. im getting her gift on friday when we go to the movies (to celebrate both our b-days since shes born 25-march)

Ffffff everyone got awesome gifts for me but i have no idea what to give them.... ;A;
my sis b-day is 13 april, my bro's 24 april... mom 19 April... i mean man what can i do OTL i have so little time and so little money...

[GunZet]

"1 gilet"
Lol, you got a razor? xD

Oh, and happy-bday Bya. :cat_evil:

[Byakuran]

Oh yes Gunz i need to shave meh beard.

this is a gilet:
http://www.barbabientje.nl/pics/brb/z/ZlpP80-mango-gilet-a.jpg

[goggy]

happy birthday

[DrPumpkin]

Hey, apparently it's your birthday of something. You should continue celebrating and stuff.

[Byakuran]

my legs hurt hell... why is there so much wind on my bday ;A; i came back from work and the wind was soooo haard OTL

Ah well i had cake, tea and lasagna :)

[jubeh]

Numana you are my favorite

[Byakuran]

Awwh :cat_rosy:

Also my bro is giving me 50 euro... im oke with that amount ... xD (i will try pay him back when i get my paycheck and his gift will be now more ... 100 is just 2 much ... = _ =

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3320/lasagna.png
My mom made like 6 more of these. Home made lasagnaaaaa~


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/397/img02731.jpg
Then i happened :)

For everyone Milk Tea and Cake :)
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3707/img02741n.jpg

[HardToExplain]

Happy Birthday Bya.

[Hayashida]

that tea and cake looks delicious. I'm totally jelly of u

[jubeh]

Can anyone lend me some lasagna and cake

[butternut]

uhh..all this just made me hungry! damn that looks so delicious bya!

[Evil_Cake]

that tea and cake looks delicious. I'm totally jelly of u

agree

[GunZet]

That lasagna....oh boy. Is it single?

[butternut]

Hey,i call dibs on that! hands off!

[Bacon_Barbarian]

*hisses*

Miiine.

[Evil_Cake]

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/garfield-the-cat-30th-anniversary.jpg

[GunZet]

*shoots anyone who fking touches my lasagna*
BYA, TELL EM LET GO!

[Gedeon]

oh YOU GUYS wanted to eat all of them lasagna's........erhm....well.....BURP......erm .......sorry? (licks hes fingers from tasty lasagnas he just ate!) :cat_love:
Also its 1 am so im counting this as your BIRTH-DAY!!!! LIVE HAPPY LONG 'n' HELTHY!!!!!

[GunZet]

You bastard.

[jubeh]

Why would you eat lasagna with your fingers.

[Psy]

Garfield uses his paws. I think fingers are much more sanitary by comparison.

[Outcast]

'Least he didn't use his penis.

[DrPumpkin]

Ooh, bad mental image.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

*Kicks Gedeon in the stomach* YOU HAVENT DIGESTED IT YET!!

[Psy]

Oww. Female cats will tell you that you dont want that in your mouth.

[jubeh]

How would you eat something with your wang.

[Psy]

If you ask Dane Cook he will tell you a story about a peanut.

[Evil_Cake]

If you ask Dane Cook he will tell you a story about a peanut.

no thx

[Outcast]

Quite simple: you attach a small flat object your penis, then become turned on, then fling the food into the air using your penis as a catapult, then bite it while it's still in the air.

[jubeh]

See I think using a flat object ruins the point because then why not just use a fork

[GunZet]

How would you eat something with your wang.

http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp39/turdynerdy/thisisdisappoint.jpg

[Psy]

all i read was "Outcast small flat penis bite it".

[Outcast]

kinda rude psy

[GunZet]

all i read was "Outcast small flat penis bite it".
Sounds like a bag of Penischips.

[Psy]

you said it not me. but im a nice guy so I apologize if you were insulted by your small flat penis.

[Outcast]

what type of nutcast would eat tha- nevermind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmyF6EkWaKk

[jubeh]

Nutcast

[Psy]

those buffalos are gonna need some now.

[Outcast]

Shit

:lol:

[jubeh]

I googled nutcast for some reason

[Psy]

eww ^

[Outcast]

It gets results. O.o

[Psy]

Please do not share.

[jubeh]

I'm not sure what I expected to see but I'm kind of disappointed.

[GunZet]

You expected to see a pair of balls in a cast. What else?

[Psy]

lol.

[Outcast]

Oh god you guys have made my day

[Psy]

because we gave you a reason to google nuts?

[jubeh]

You expected to see a pair of balls in a cast. What else?

I just wanted to know how that would work and why

[Outcast]

...yes.

[Evil_Cake]

i thought it would be like bigfoot print cast but balls

[Psy]

Trust me once youve seen a nut hanging out of its sack in google images you will rethink your googling phrases.

[Outcast]

So someone stuck their testes in a pit of mud?

[Psy]

Im sure they have stuck them in weirder places.

[Byakuran]

Guys guys theres is enough lasagna my mom made like 7 and 2 have been ated.... And 1 is good for 4 persons (normal ones)
i wish i culd give you some i jusy had a bday moment you know

Looking backt at ya life aaah~

[Outcast]

You know I watched a recording of gender reassignment surgery I don't think something as minor as that will bug me.

[Psy]

Happy late B-Day bya.

[Byakuran]

Thanks psy,

sometimes i wish we all could meet up in real but i think most would be 2 lazy for that 

[jubeh]

Does anyone have 50 pounds I can borrow

[Outcast]

Your, er I mean the netherlands are rather far away.

[Byakuran]

I dun have any pounds jubeh >_> ,, also u have a job maan an prob earn more than me :<
but still it would be funny if we were to meet

and jubeh i need 25 euros of it fot tomrrow movies @_@

[Hayashida]

Does anyone have 50 pounds I can borrow

Now, do you mean &#163;50 or do you mean 50lbs?

[jubeh]

Movies are for girls

Edit: Lol I meant euros but any currency will do

[Evil_Cake]

*puts 50 pounds of fat back*

[jubeh]

I need 50 pounds of jerky for lee

[Hayashida]

Lee would worship the ground you walk on if you sent him 50 pounds of jerky.

[jubeh]

Whoa I have saturday sunday and monday off

[Evil_Cake]

nice man what will u do with all that time

[Outcast]

Become the ruler of Pedabearia.

[jubeh]

Same thing I do every day

[Outcast]

Did jubets just admit to being a pedophile?

[Hayashida]

:monkey_hmp: mfw the last little bit of this thread

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I'm p. sure it was a joke Dokken.

[Evil_Cake]

:monkey_hmp:

[GunZet]

http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/images/smilies/monkey/monkey95.gif

[jubeh]

:monkey_lollipop:

[Psy]

Same thing I do every day

Make mashed potato underpants Brain?

[Blue_Dragon]

I'm sorry I'm so late! Happy birthday! Hope you had a good one! (sorry to disrupt the conversation...)

[Byakuran]

:)

Well its officially over now ;A; ,, as long there was a timezone where it still was 31 march it wuld still be my b-day

Also guys yur shoe is untied..

[DrPumpkin]

Manly men like me use VELCRO.

[Blue_Dragon]

I'm wearing slippers :cat_right:

[Rio]

Happy belated b-day Bya! <3

[jubeh]

Happy birthday

[Hayashida]

Happy birthday

[Byakuran]

:D :D

Guys i just got a whole pack of gifts from my friend <3 ,,
And from my uncle a party pizza :D ,, and from my aunt mascara :D

Aaah~
Also i got cake at work :)

[jubeh]

Can anyone lend me some mascara

[Ozzaharwood]

Congratz, you lucky bastard <3

[Hayashida]

Does anyone have a party pizza that an uncle gave them that they could lend me?

[Byakuran]

We still have some pizza and cake over and lasagna.... U shuld come over... and we could watch some illegall downloaded movies on the plasma tv :)

( i had lasagna for bf today.. it was great)

[GunZet]

Man you just reminded me. I miss my bootlegger :C

[jubeh]

I'll be over in a minute

[Slurpee]

Happy Birfdaaay~ :D

[jubeh]

Happy birthday

[Evil_Cake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY4Y6G_dAFE

[Mr_Liebe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Y_Oh1Xb10&feature=related