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Sylux
03-17-2011, 02:53 PM
I experience chest pain when aroused. What is going on? I see my doctor in a month, but I really want to know, yet About.com and WebMD aren't helping me.

Kodos
03-17-2011, 03:07 PM
It means you have turbocancer.

ClockHand
03-17-2011, 03:08 PM
It's mean you are going to have a shark heart pretty soon.

Evil_Cake
03-17-2011, 03:15 PM
now u just need 2 know what a shark heart is

Psy
03-17-2011, 06:20 PM
You are dehydrated.

GunZet
03-17-2011, 06:24 PM
Your chest is getting a boner. Or something along that line.
Could also have something to do with your ticker, as blood starts to move faster and the pulse rate speeds up when aroused.

Delphinus
03-17-2011, 07:13 PM
You could just be an unfit slob and the increase in heart rate makes you pant unhealthily and hurts your heart.

pajamajam
03-17-2011, 07:18 PM
Your body's telling you to stop masturbating.

PWhit
03-17-2011, 08:36 PM
Take some ibuprofen and you'll be fine.

GunZet
03-17-2011, 09:08 PM
Drink some H202. All lifes problems will disappear.

Ozzaharwood
03-17-2011, 09:27 PM
Yoube dead

LVUER
03-17-2011, 09:28 PM
Don't ask that kind of question here. You won't get any serious answer, let alone true answer. Most of people here are mangaka (or people who are interested in manga, hence the forum name, MT). And don't forget that some of them are ... cough, well, let's say hard to be serious. Only qualified person with medical knowledge could give answer to your problem, I mean answer that you should hear, not ignore.

In short, go to the doctor, not some forum on the internet. But it's a good step to start asking, it's just you're asking in wrong place.

Sylux
03-17-2011, 09:45 PM
Actually I think Mordor Slayer's diagnosis was spot on because I do Mooey Tie

Evil_Cake
03-17-2011, 09:52 PM
dont get aroused and u'll be fine

Hell_Baron
03-18-2011, 06:34 AM
have you been french kissing any facehuggers lately?
if yes, then you may have a chestbuster inside you, but don't worry it'll be over as soon as he (how do put this...)
"be splodin out yo muthafuckin chest bro"