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Blue_Dragon
12-03-2010, 11:34 AM
In a battle to the death, who would win? It's the age old question. Ninjas or Pirates.

Explain why or how.

*Should this be general discussion?* If so, I don't know how to move it...

Evil_Cake
12-03-2010, 04:00 PM
somali pirate wins because of guns

underdemon12
12-03-2010, 11:42 PM
this question is easy ninjas all the way with their quickness , smartness , swift feet , and strategy the pirates would lose for sure

Blue_Dragon
12-03-2010, 11:48 PM
Hee hee, if the question's so easy, then why are people still debating it?

Just kidding.

@Cake:

Man, I dunno, man. Guns are nice, but you have to be able to see who you're shooting, or you'll hit your crew. Or the boat. And sink.

And the ninjas could be disguised as part of the crew!

But then, pirates are pretty bad-ass, so would they care about ship and crew?

edit: I just realized how lame my response was, but I'm not gonna erase history, so I guess I'll leave it. But I do want to confirm, yes, I know it's lame. :)

Ozzaharwood
12-04-2010, 01:57 AM
It's not lame XD

IMO, I think ninjas would win, but there are a lot of factors that could come in to play so I have no idea.

Also, this thread could be in either general discussion or here, so it's all good.

angel_dreamer13
12-04-2010, 03:20 PM
ninjas. because they have ninja powers.

goggy
12-04-2010, 03:59 PM
Ninjas.

Afrobit
12-04-2010, 04:05 PM
I'm just going to leave a quote here:

"Vikings are seriously underrepresented in the whole ninja vs pirates debate. IMO, pirates are just a weak sub-race of vikings and I find it unacceptable that the viking is denied similar basic archetypal rights. Vikings deserve stereotypes too. Also, they have better wenches."

angel_dreamer13
12-04-2010, 04:23 PM
I'm changing my vote to Vikings, because they have Viking powers. and better wenches.

pajamajam
12-04-2010, 04:25 PM
I'm just going to leave a quote here:

"Vikings are seriously underrepresented in the whole ninja vs pirates debate. IMO, pirates are just a weak sub-race of vikings and I find it unacceptable that the viking is denied similar basic archetypal rights. Vikings deserve stereotypes too. Also, they have better wenches."


This. Pirates rely on sails and guns and beaches. Vikings row their ships, kill with heavy metal, and if I remember right, some vessels could go up rivers as well.

Also, Valhalla.

Blue_Dragon
12-04-2010, 04:27 PM
Hm...good one Afro! I didn't even think of Vikings. Ooooo...man, Thor could totally just smash down a lightning bolt or something.

Oh, we're not talking about the gods, are we? Hm...was Freya and her brothers gods, or just heroes? I can't remember. They might be able to contend with a ninja.

pajamajam
12-04-2010, 04:30 PM
Freja's the goddess, Frejr's the god.

Blue_Dragon
12-04-2010, 08:39 PM
Thanks. Couldn't remember.

Since the topic's got ninjas in it, just want to throw out I just saw The Warrior's Way.

Niiiiinjjjjjjaaaasssss!

And they totally took out a whole normal crew. And wild west gunners.

And flowers, and basically anything that moved.

angel_dreamer13
12-05-2010, 05:22 PM
well that's what ninjas do.

Rubisko
12-06-2010, 09:35 AM
Pirates would totally win. Why? Cause they don't care. Ninjas would be all like "yes we have a chance to beat the pirates and win great honor", but pirates would say: "nay, them ninjees got's neh booty ther plunder, le'us party irrrnstead. Yaaargh!"
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehweLPluNpY

Blue_Dragon
12-06-2010, 10:36 PM
Here's a question:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutles vs. Pirates of Dark Water (these pirates came up on other MT forum)

who would win that battle?

Zoe
12-07-2010, 03:39 PM
Pirates, because they're cooler. They have guns and snazzy hats.





(and ninjitsu is just lame >.>)

goggy
12-07-2010, 04:47 PM
TMNT would win because they have beaten up pirates before.

And aliens.

And robots.

And demons.

And big tough guys.

And losers.

butternut
12-07-2010, 04:59 PM
Ninjas of course!

goggy
12-07-2010, 05:18 PM
http://www.deviantart.com/download/111582159/TMNT_BTTS_Memory_Raph_Pirates_by_E_Mann.png

Blue_Dragon
12-07-2010, 11:27 PM
I love the picture, Goggy!

KongNinja
12-19-2010, 03:10 PM
Ninjas. If Naruto is anything to go by, then any ninja with a dojutsu (the Sharingan, Byakugan and Rinnegan) would beat the snot out of the pirates. Without the laws of naruto, ninjas would win any. They're just better.

Rubisko
12-19-2010, 03:15 PM
If we put naruto in here don't forget the pirates from one piece!

Blue_Dragon
12-20-2010, 02:03 AM
Oh god, this is getting complex. It's like that video game thing...Capcom vs...I can't remember what, but in the game it's like all the classic fighting characters (Street Fighter, etc) battling each other. Or Soul Caliber.

Rubisko
12-20-2010, 03:03 AM
capcom vs. marvel. Good game, lot of secret combos :P

Blue_Dragon
12-20-2010, 03:10 AM
yeah! That's it :) Thanks!

Rio
12-20-2010, 12:22 PM
If we can't judge by power, then we have to judge by other areas such as fashion, hotness, the most over-the-top-badass-attack-ever, the-lamest-character-of-all-time, who has the biggest following and so on.

Rubisko
12-20-2010, 03:52 PM
I think we need an worldwide vote, seeing as this is one of the most important global matters of our time. I'll gladly raise the Jolly Roger to rally support for this great cause! Facebook-ho! Any of you shadow-sneaking-coward lovers wanna oppose me!?

Blue_Dragon
12-20-2010, 04:23 PM
I watched some show a while back on whether or not a ninja assassin could actually work this day-in-age, and they totally "took out" their target (which meant they marked the dude with paint or something.) It was awesome.

Also, I think Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) kinda shows that ninja's are still pretty tops. I mean, there's no Pirate Warrior game show.

But I guess pirates are still successful today, they just don't wear the cool eye patches. I think modern pirates are lame.

Demonic_Ninja_Fox22
12-26-2010, 04:37 AM
ninjas cus ninjas r jst awesome like tht ;)

angel_dreamer13
12-26-2010, 01:28 PM
I watched some show a while back on whether or not a ninja assassin could actually work this day-in-age, and they totally "took out" their target (which meant they marked the dude with paint or something.) It was awesome.

Also, I think Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) kinda shows that ninja's are still pretty tops. I mean, there's no Pirate Warrior game show.

But I guess pirates are still successful today, they just don't wear the cool eye patches. I think modern pirates are lame.

they also don't have parrots or curly mustaches, and they don't say 'arrrr'. modern pirates are just pathetic.

Electric_Nomad
01-08-2011, 03:01 PM
Pirates. They are also skilled swordsmen, fast and swift, albeit they have a bad diet. They might be brawny, but they are also savvy enough. Indeed, they have treacherous tendencies - but they need one another. I am talking about the 16th-century archetype. I believe Ninja were also conceived in the same period.

HardToExplain
01-09-2011, 06:54 PM
Pirates. They have ships and cannons while ninja´s have shurikens.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 08:25 PM
hmmm is it like Naruto vs. One Piece? one piece wins big time.

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 08:31 PM
hmmm is it like Naruto vs. One Piece? one piece wins big time.
Thats not a fair representation though. i would agree with you if that was the case, but it isn't. its like pirates of the caribean vs. normal ninjas. and in that case, ninjas all the way. guns, cannons, ships, it doesn't matter. one big difference is sobriety. have you ever seen or heard of a drunken ninja? i thought not. no. ninjas would just wait for the pirates to pass out and kill them in their sleep.
game, match, my win for ninjas :D

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 08:42 PM
i've heard of drunken ninja bro.

But i think if that was the case ninja's would win since of their skills.... Also this thread reminds me of a CM i saw on tv xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2EXiN26OZA

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 08:47 PM
LMAO XD its perfect

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 08:51 PM
xD ninja's always win in cm's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fhz0gGahd4&feature=related

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 08:54 PM
lmao wins all around.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 08:57 PM
Also

This may be helpfull to know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaME8FQYxB8

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:00 PM
lmfao! thats awesometasticular!

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 09:04 PM
i just like Mustafa <3 xD ,, well who would ever know they were allies... xD

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:10 PM
idk. ninjas be secretive ya know

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 09:17 PM
but the pirate, what where they allaying for? Druggin mustafa !? kidnapping D:< ,,

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:24 PM
Mutual gain!! guns for knives or something like that.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 09:28 PM
ohshi they were prolly going for rape D:

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:30 PM
ohs noes! das turrible! D:

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 09:31 PM
yeah >_>; .... *was actually planning to do that to mustafa* (jk xD)

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:35 PM
lolz. mustafa is an excellent spokesman. funny, handsome, and is on a horse. he's probably a ninja too.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 09:37 PM
i think the diamonds actually changes in Ninja's and the horse changes in a pirate.

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:38 PM
O_O that. is. brilliant.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 09:41 PM
also they would smell like the man my man could smell like that smells like mustafa :D

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 09:46 PM
lol. imma gonna make my avatar me.....on a horse.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 10:01 PM
i have lee min ho as avatar ~ it's actuall a gif of him lol-ing xD

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 10:07 PM
lol. sweet. i'm not seein the gif for some reason. might be my ubuntu pc. idk.

Byakuran
01-10-2011, 10:09 PM
nah it's this forum, if you go to my profile you can see it xD oh well..

alxsmpgmr
01-10-2011, 10:15 PM
lulz. oh well.

Blue_Dragon
01-11-2011, 03:28 AM
I love you Bya--those videos are awesome. Where the heck do you find this stuff?

So in the end...ninjas and pirates lose, and sexy naked guy wins.

Byakuran
01-11-2011, 05:57 AM
lol i've seen them on tv and then youtube xD,, well yeah mustafa ( sexy naked guy that your man could smell like ) always wins.. (Y)