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03-14-2011, 05:06 PM
Done the above thread. Because I'm bored, so lets do this thang!

How to do eet if you're a pro derp at herp.
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Have you ever pissed yourself...in public?

03-14-2011, 10:24 PM
Yeah. I think I was roofied when it happened though.

Have you ever punched someone in the face?

03-14-2011, 10:33 PM
Hell yeah.

Have you ever watched this?


03-14-2011, 10:34 PM
Yes. It made me crazy for anything Beatle-related for like a year.

Have you ever punched someone in the face for not answering your question?

03-14-2011, 10:43 PM
I've yet to punch anyone in the face.

Have you ever lied to a cop?

03-15-2011, 01:26 AM
Yeah I have, when I was a kid because I was freaked out.

Have you ever touched a random person thinking they were someone you knew?

03-15-2011, 01:38 AM
No, but I've been about to hug a girl, who I thought I knew that then turned around with a horrified look on her face because she doesn't know me.

Have you ever woken up, thought you pissed yourself, realized it's sweat, move, think you pissed yourself again, and then realize it's still sweat?

03-15-2011, 01:52 AM
er... no.

have you ever woke up freaked out because you grabbed a random arm, only to find that it was your arm that end sleep'd?

03-15-2011, 01:52 AM
Nope. I don't think so.

Have you ever attempted to jump through a wall?

03-15-2011, 01:54 AM
No because most of the walls around here are made of stone or brick.

Have you ever met anyone really famous?

03-15-2011, 01:58 AM
Famous? Slightly (Italian actor stayed at our house)

Have you been an ass hole unintentionally?

03-15-2011, 02:15 AM
everyday of my life

have you ever had someone grab your tongue

03-15-2011, 03:00 AM
Not that I can remember. Unless I count.

Have you ever thrown up while brushing your teeth.

03-15-2011, 08:33 AM
No. But ive come very close.

Have you even been so tired that you cant sleep?

03-15-2011, 08:40 AM
Yes yesterday as matter of fact.

Have you ever been so angry, you set a police car on fire with a trumpet?

03-15-2011, 11:21 AM
No. i don't think so.... i've been angry enough to avoid talking with my sister for 2 months. xD...

Have you ever secretly believed your special? Like have some sort of special power or imagine it you have it or try?

03-15-2011, 11:43 AM
Yes, I spent my whole childhood learning how to finally fire off a ki blast or figure out how to fly. DAMNED YOU DBZ!!

Have you ever killed an animal?

03-15-2011, 01:11 PM
Some ants when I was little.

Have you ever eaten a country pancake?

03-15-2011, 01:11 PM
Do bugs count? Also I've caught fish if that counts.
edit: Oh goggy posted. Uhhh. no I don't know what a country pancake is.

Have you ever done something really really bad but then got away scot-free?

03-15-2011, 02:01 PM
I'll never confess! >8)

Have you ever tied a blanket/or towel around your neck and pretended you were a super hero?

03-15-2011, 02:17 PM
Yes, except I wasn't pretending.

Have you ever been shot?

03-15-2011, 03:44 PM
Only with needles.

Have you ever been hurt so bad you passed out?

03-15-2011, 03:56 PM
ya i got hit in the head with a baseball bat

have you ever dropped your phone in a toilet or other body of water

03-15-2011, 04:04 PM
Not yet. But my sister dropped her phone in the toilet and in the sink while water was running and my bro threw his phone from the 7th floor down... so maybe it does run in the family and i still have to wait xD.

Have you ever watched a soapdrama, that now that you remembered watching it you feel ashamed?

03-15-2011, 04:57 PM

Have you ever gone longer than 36 hours without sleep?

03-15-2011, 05:23 PM
Yes, I don't know how I survived. But I did.

Have you ever eaten dog? lol.

03-15-2011, 06:01 PM
Not knowingly.

Have you every gotten super excited about something and hyped it up in your mind and then been disappointed when it happened?

03-15-2011, 06:09 PM
Not knowingly.

Have you every gotten super excited about something and hyped it up in your mind and then been disappointed when it happened?

Probably once a month...

Have you ever started singing to yourself really loudly, then realize that someone is in the next room, or even worse, behind you?

03-15-2011, 06:12 PM
Yes. v - v

Have you ever been yelled at by a stranger who thought you were someone else?

03-15-2011, 06:24 PM
Frequently yes!

Have you ever curb stomped an animal?

03-15-2011, 06:29 PM
No, there is no wildlife in Gears of War.

Have you ever owned a gun?

03-15-2011, 06:34 PM
Nope, but i have a had a illegal lighter that was shaped like a gun... and i had a butterfly knife... (i'msotuff)

Have you ever been fined or got some problems with the cops, or like teachers principal ?

03-15-2011, 07:02 PM
Fined yes, cops not really, teachers/principal yes.

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself?

03-15-2011, 07:12 PM
Not completely, but I've let out a few drops...

Have you ever tried to explain something funny to someone, then break out into uncontrollable laughter, leaving the person with a 'wtf...' expression on their face?

03-15-2011, 07:13 PM
I always do that. Just for the expression.

Have you ever been out of country?

03-15-2011, 07:19 PM

Have you ever been admitted to a hospital.

03-15-2011, 08:15 PM
To the ER? yes three times and one time to a mental hospital

Have you ever wanted to taste human flesh?

03-15-2011, 08:21 PM
Yup, still do.

Have you ever had detailed fantasies about killing people?

03-15-2011, 08:26 PM
I've had a few. Realizing that at any time any place, anywhere. You could kill whoever you choose, oh reality.....not acted upon.

Ever had a seizure?

03-15-2011, 08:33 PM

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis while awake?

03-15-2011, 08:45 PM
Fk yes I have..like 2 weeks ago. It was the fking worse...but interesting nonetheless. I wanna have that happen again.

Have you ever broke a bone?

03-15-2011, 08:49 PM
Don't really know -- the doctor said it was possible that I had broken my fingers, but he wasn't sure. Otherwise no.

Have you ever been afraid of the dark as a teenager/adult.

03-15-2011, 09:16 PM
Man ever since I watched "The descent" I avoid dark places like hell...

Have you ever jumped off a building?

03-15-2011, 09:21 PM
Do you consider oversized snowforts buildings?

Have you ever threw a rodent (rat, ferret etc.) like a bowling ball?

03-15-2011, 09:27 PM
@Pwhit; sure. lol

@Question; No thats animal cruelty.

Have you ever coughed up blood?

03-15-2011, 09:30 PM
Does blood from a nosebleed that goes down your throat count? If so, then yes.

Have you ever gone bungee jumping or cliff diving?

03-15-2011, 09:39 PM
I have.

Have you ever done the Dew?

03-15-2011, 09:48 PM
No... And I don't know what you mean...

What's considered vulgar on here?

03-15-2011, 09:49 PM
@Sy:Every time I see a mountain, I dew the Dew. And that's a lot of Dewing where I live.
@Bacon: HoS

Have you ever puked on someone?

03-15-2011, 09:51 PM
I probably did as a baby.

Have you ever played never have I ever.

03-15-2011, 10:32 PM
yeah about a year ago.

have you ever used mouthwash?

03-15-2011, 10:41 PM
Just before my mouth caught fire.

Have you ever eaten a habenero chili pepper.

03-15-2011, 10:52 PM
Yes, after I was done I wished I hadn't. Although I guess there's hotter peppers. What is it..the ghost pepper? *shrugs*

Have you ever straight up smacked someone?

03-15-2011, 11:44 PM
Yes, but only when I was really super angry.

Have you ever played I Never and learned things about people you wish you hadn't?

03-15-2011, 11:44 PM
Yes, actually.

Ever felt sexually attracted to an animal.

EDIT pajam posted, no i have not

03-16-2011, 12:27 AM
I saw this really hot looking rabbit. But she was copyrighted by WarnerBros. So I couldn't touch it :C

Have you ever got a tat?

03-16-2011, 01:24 AM
Nope. I was considering it, but decided not to.

Have you ever dyed your hair?

03-16-2011, 01:37 AM
Nope, people always think I do though 'cause it changes colour w/ the seasons.

Have you ever eaten a bug?

03-16-2011, 04:22 AM
No....I guess. Probably once when I was riding my bike through a really wild area and there were all sorts of insects flying around and one might have gotten into my mouth. I still am not sure.

Have you ever eaten mud/dirt/sand?

03-16-2011, 07:07 AM
Yeah as a kid probably xD....

Have you ever fantasized about French kissing someone?

03-16-2011, 07:12 AM
I used to, and then I French kissed someone and it was awful.

Have you ever woken up like an hour before your alarm and couldn't fall asleep again?

03-16-2011, 07:14 AM
No. Waking up before your alarm? Blasphemy!

Have you ever tried to speak in a different accent for an entire day?

03-16-2011, 07:14 AM
YES.Damn you irish people... or was i doing a scottish accent... maybe it was bri-ish D: i try indian a lot but it never works...

Have you ever fell in love with a someone on tv when you were a kid (cartoon, a celeb, the red power ranger -cough-)

03-16-2011, 09:10 AM
Of course! Think I still have a little crush on that guy.

Have you ever puked in an extremely public place?

03-16-2011, 10:34 AM
UHM. I puked in a store once.... but that was after i got dragged to the back room (when i was still woozy after being knocked out for 5 min) where i puked on the guy shoe instead of the bucket... puked in the car half... then on the street the other half loool... weren't much people there

Have you ever had the feeling of having diarrea in a public place but there are not bathrooms there?

03-16-2011, 10:59 AM
Got locked out of my apartment once and had to run three blocks to a macdonalds for a wee. :p

Ever been caught changing a sign to something rude, drawing grafiti, or generally vandalising something?

03-16-2011, 11:31 AM
I got caught drawing on a desk in class...teacher caught me and I had to erase it haha.

Have you ever been involved in a parade?

03-16-2011, 05:28 PM
Yes, it was awful. D:

Have you ever pantsed someone or been pantsed?

03-16-2011, 05:34 PM
not really, i had my jeans and was making a test... and i have like zippers in front and back.... and the zipper thing got caught in my chair (VERY STUCK IN IT) and i didn't see it was caught so then i stood up to hand in my test... but my skinny jeans are baggy most of the time... so the zipper got stunk in it and when i went up my pants went down......:cat_sad:

Have you ever liked a family member like a cousin or something?

03-16-2011, 05:53 PM
Sort of use to like me cousin...

Ever done anthing ilegal?

03-16-2011, 06:17 PM

Ever won a big prise, like a car or something?

03-16-2011, 06:21 PM
No. :(

Ever farted in public?

03-16-2011, 06:50 PM
... Duh

What was it Bya? If you aren't Bya, will you ask her?

03-16-2011, 06:53 PM
No, wth do you mean?

Have you ever had more than a few cats living with you? (like more than 2)

03-16-2011, 07:22 PM
Never lived with a cat.

I mean, find out what the ilegal thing that Bya did for me. Gosh. So will you?

03-16-2011, 07:57 PM

Have you ever tried to really hurt someone.

03-16-2011, 08:10 PM
I hurt a lot of feelings and at least got in a good couple of sucker punches.

Have you ever got stuck on what to ask on this thread?

03-16-2011, 08:22 PM

Have you ever attemped to perform a silly martial arts move just because you saw it in a movie/video game? :>

03-16-2011, 08:25 PM
YES. stupid ong bak loool and Jackie chan also dbz and adokens lool :monkey_hyaaa:(and i'll never confess Bacon, since ive done a lot :P)

have you ever asked a question what you knew the answer off but you just wanted to start a convo? lol

03-16-2011, 08:28 PM
Chackie? Uhm, what? (Jackie)


Oh poo, it's fun to confess, though being mysterious is cool too...

03-16-2011, 08:38 PM
Being mysterious is the best

Have you ever been bullied?

03-16-2011, 08:56 PM
Yeah but I stabbed the guy with a pencil on accident so it stopped there.

Have you ever had breakfast for dinner?

03-16-2011, 08:58 PM

Who hasn't?

03-16-2011, 09:06 PM
Me, Galactus and Vladamir Putin. Apparently we are evil so-and-soes like that.

Ever qouted something from a video game/movie during an actual fight?

03-16-2011, 09:06 PM
Edit: No but it sounds like a goal to me.

have you ever blanked out on your own name and then remembered it and went like "WTF thats a stupid name?!"

03-16-2011, 09:08 PM
Uhm... No

Why do I still want to think of Psy as the guy in the Old Spice commercials?

03-16-2011, 09:09 PM
Because you want to look at your man. Then back at me. Back at your man. Im still not black sorry.

Ever skiped PE by faking sick in the nurses office?

03-16-2011, 09:32 PM
I've faked being a nurse in PE to skip the office. Wait, what?...

Ever had a terrible-cheesy song stuck in your head during something really serious, like a job interview or funeral? Like "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur!"? :u

03-16-2011, 09:44 PM

have you ever had so much pain u wanted to chop off that body part... or get a big needle and suck out the pain... (but you know that will hurt more lol)...?

03-16-2011, 09:47 PM
Yes. And it was my testicles... >.>

... Ever say something you wish you hadn't?

03-16-2011, 09:49 PM
Multiple times, you get used to it after a while.

Have you ever seen Space Thunder Kids?

03-16-2011, 09:56 PM

do you still play pokemon

03-16-2011, 09:58 PM

have u ever walked out of the theatre in the middle of a movie?

03-16-2011, 10:00 PM
... Yes you do Cake.

Yeah, I walked out on the 1st Harry Potter at the very end when I was little. I came back in though.

Have you ever wished you could take monster of awesome power and stuff them in balls?

03-16-2011, 10:28 PM
Yes. But my yellow rat always refuses to get in them.

Have you ever sat on person who is sitting on another person who sitting on another person?

03-16-2011, 10:31 PM
Yeah. We had this sleep over (co-ed) all the girl went upstairs, because we couldn't be together (good idea) and the guys stayed downstairs. Nowhere nice to sleep, so we all layed ontop of eachother on the couch. Was actually quite comfy.

Does having a Pumpkin for a head bite?

03-16-2011, 11:03 PM
I'd assume so, otherwise it would be difficult for Dr.Pumpkin to eat...


...Well, did you try those shoes or balance that beam? :3

03-17-2011, 06:28 AM
Uhm, I dunno?

Have you ever done something to start something else to make someone happy to make them do something to make you do something that led to another person coming in to do something and finally the person you made happy did something that was bad?

03-17-2011, 10:41 AM

Have you ever pirated?

03-17-2011, 12:07 PM
Like download movies illegally? then yes. Otherwise No

Have you ever cheated on a test?

03-17-2011, 12:15 PM
I'll give you delicious candy if you tell he the right answer to that... :>

Have you ever valiantly defended a movie that you like during a conversation, despite the fact that everyone else hates it with a passion?

03-17-2011, 12:34 PM
yeah it was kung pow: enter the fist

have you ever had chicken pox

03-17-2011, 12:38 PM
I don't think so, in that case I'm probably screwed if it ever comes around to that.

Have you ever been so sick you couldn't move?

03-17-2011, 01:32 PM
Yeah when I had super cancer

Have you ever danced lol

03-17-2011, 04:59 PM
Of course, loads of times!

Have you ever cried during a disney movie, like, the lion king??

03-17-2011, 05:11 PM
Alladin. When he uses his 3rd wish to free Genie. Gets me every time.

Have you ever been told that your parents weren't your real parents?

03-17-2011, 05:28 PM

Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it made you sick.

03-17-2011, 06:00 PM
I don't get sunburns.

Have you ever drove over 100mph?

03-17-2011, 06:45 PM
Yeah, but only when there are no pooper troopers around and I haven't seen any stone owls.

Have you ever eaten charcoal?

03-17-2011, 09:53 PM
Uh yeah I'm in the Marines it's our diet B)

Have you ever played Phase 10

03-17-2011, 10:23 PM
No. What's that?

Have you ever ran into someone when not looking?

03-17-2011, 10:37 PM

Have you ever 'run away from home'.

03-17-2011, 10:54 PM
... Not that I remember, maybe once for 5 minutes when I was lick'le.

Were you ever lick'le?

03-18-2011, 03:33 PM
Um...I don't know the answer to that. Answer at the beep.

Have you ever went skinny dipping?

03-18-2011, 03:41 PM
Of course I have, who hasnt

Have you ever been to a huge stadium concert

03-18-2011, 03:43 PM

Nope. A few anime con concerts though.

Have you ever seen the movie that guy in gunz avi is from?

03-18-2011, 04:00 PM
Yes, yes I have seen the movie that guy in gunz avi is from. And I loved it.

Have you ever done something you'll regret forever?

03-18-2011, 04:23 PM
No cause I'm cool like that.

Have you ever dated someone you despised because of a physical attraction?

03-18-2011, 04:29 PM
Yeah, it turned out she was p. cool though after getting to know her better.

Have you ever slapped someone?

03-18-2011, 04:32 PM
I slapped my brother once cause he pissed me off...then he kept pissing me off.

Have you ever cussed out a teacher?

03-18-2011, 04:38 PM
Yeah, it didn't turn out too great. That was the first and last time.

Have you ever watched a FULL episode of Jerry Springer?

03-18-2011, 04:46 PM

Have you ever wondered if you should be doing something MORE with your life.

03-18-2011, 04:50 PM
I'm almost 23 and I live with my dad, so yeah.

Have you ever wished you could just stop giving a fuck?

03-18-2011, 04:59 PM
Wish already came true.

Have you ever had a job?

03-18-2011, 05:29 PM
Yeah a han... I mean yeah as a carpenter's apprentice.

Have you ever wondered what was before the big bang? Or if you believe something created the universe, what created it?

03-18-2011, 05:31 PM
I never gave a shit tbh.

Have you ever been hungry but didn't feel like eating?

03-18-2011, 05:36 PM
I'm like that right now...

Have you ever ate a tub of wasabi?

03-18-2011, 06:21 PM
I have never eaten wasabi at all. Ever.

Have you ever been ashamed of reading a book.

03-18-2011, 06:29 PM
I've never been ashamed of anything.

Have you ever wanted to be capable of caring about things and people? >__>

03-18-2011, 07:33 PM
Sometimes, because sometimes I care and sometimes I don't.

Have you ever been ashamed of watching something? (no pr0n)

03-18-2011, 07:39 PM
Rebecca Black - Friday I watched that video, and it was the most horrid experience.

Have you ever got into a YouTube argument?

03-19-2011, 03:22 AM
Yeah, my friend posted a gears montage and it had me in it, and this guy wouldn't shut up.

Have you ever been suspended from school?

03-19-2011, 06:13 AM
Nope not really, ive got send out class much and my mom had a call from my homeroom teacher who hated me looool. i was like a good kid on school.

Have you ever been proud of your fart? (like it smelled so horrible..)

03-19-2011, 09:19 AM
No, and when people around me compliment each other on their farts I say something snobby. :P

Have you ever been sober while everyone around you was drunk?

03-19-2011, 01:56 PM
Nope, but I've been sober while everyone around me was high.

Have you ever been drunk? *You probably wouldn't remember*

03-19-2011, 03:12 PM

Are you a creeper?

03-19-2011, 07:39 PM

Have you ever been on the toilet so long your leg falls asleep?

03-19-2011, 08:25 PM
What. The. Fuck.
No! Oh god no.

Have you ever laughed at something really horrible.

03-19-2011, 10:23 PM
Yea, I chuckled at this pic
...and then I stopped and realized I'm a bad person.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls so hard you cried? *I'm assuming you have balls*

03-19-2011, 10:49 PM
Well, if getting hit with a baseball counts, yes.

Have you ever said something dirty and only realized after you said it?

03-20-2011, 01:04 AM
Damn i'm still laughing @ the jew picture...thanks gunz -__-.

yeah, happens quite often.

Do you know any drug dealers in your area?

03-20-2011, 01:21 AM
Does weed count? If so, yes I was friends with a couple actually.
And I know there are a lot of dealers around the skatepark lol.

Have you ever had a nightmare so bad you woke up screaming?

03-20-2011, 03:55 AM
No but I've had one where I've tripped and woke up in a spaz attack.

Have you ever wished you were part of a movie/TV show? (WHICH ONE IF YES)

03-20-2011, 05:05 AM
I used to want to be on The Amazing Race.

Have you ever been called a creep.

03-20-2011, 09:41 AM
(maaan why do i get the creep-ones)

Have you ever had some kind of beverage leaving your nose? (like cola or milk)

03-20-2011, 02:22 PM
No, what the hell...

Have you ever had to repeat a grade?

03-20-2011, 03:08 PM
Not yet lol. i'm still woozy about this year though.

Have you ever thought that people who repeat a year are stupid?

03-20-2011, 03:52 PM
No, because I'm retaking a year and I'm top of the school in both Sociology and English.

Have you ever thought that people are all the same?

03-20-2011, 04:14 PM

Have you ever wondered if you should get off the couch and actually do something?

03-20-2011, 04:23 PM
No, the commercials lie.

Have you ever been really obese?

03-20-2011, 04:40 PM
Naw, I can eat as much as I want and still be as thin as a pancake.

Have you ever farted in an elevator because you wanted people to get out?

03-20-2011, 06:52 PM

Have you ever really think about getting plastic surgery ?

03-20-2011, 07:02 PM
No. Never, ever.

Have you ever swallowed a bug?

03-20-2011, 07:32 PM
Yeah, right after my dad bought an ATV and I was tearing around a meadow screaming my head off. Next thing I know, bam. Bug in mouth.

Have you ever wished you could explode shit with your mind?

03-20-2011, 07:35 PM
Like the tire in Rubber? Hellz yeah.

Have you ever broken a bone?

03-20-2011, 07:41 PM
i dunno i've broken food animal bones before

have you ever had to throw up and had diarrhea at the same time? So you had to choose which to do?

03-20-2011, 08:16 PM
No, but I imagine that'd be fuckin' horrible.

Have you ever been in the ER?

03-20-2011, 09:01 PM
A few times. The best was when I was cutting an onion at a friend's house and cut like half my thumb tip off. I put a cloth and some ice on it and we drove to the ER, where the doctor super glued it shut. Dude even said it was super glue, and I was all wtf, I could have done this for $2 at home.

Have you ever been scared of a completely harmless animal?

03-20-2011, 09:07 PM
bugs. yes. and i used to be very scared of dogs for no reason when i was a kid xD.

Have you ever tried to be cool or impress someone?

03-21-2011, 01:08 AM
... Does this need to be asked?

Have you ever looked at a picture of you from your past and gone, "WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?"

03-21-2011, 06:24 AM
No, I was too cute for that and I've always known what I looked like.

Have you ever puked so much it felt like your stomach was being wrenched out inside you?

03-21-2011, 10:32 AM
No, I generally puke before that happens. Or so I would imagine.

Can you imagine all the people?

03-21-2011, 12:22 PM
Nope i have a hard time remembering peoples faces in detail but i'm really good with voices.
but i don't really care about how they look so yeh >_> i do regognise them when i see them lol...
(also bacon u cheat u didn't even answer to the question how dare you)

Have you ever cross-dressed?

03-21-2011, 02:43 PM
Oh I picked the right time to roll into this thread. I'm fully transsexual, I spend about half my time cross-dressed and soon it won't be cross-dressing at all. (Confusing sentence power!)

Have you ever posted in the have you ever thread.

03-21-2011, 02:45 PM
Fuck no man, who does that?

Have you ever run out of stuff to cook with, but you don't feel like going to the store so you just have ice cream for dinner?

03-21-2011, 02:51 PM
No, but you just told me what I'm having for dinner.

Have you ever eaten any kind of insect/worm/things like that?

03-21-2011, 03:16 PM
Back in elementary this one guy with in-school boyscouting or something brought a bag of bbq deepfried worms. I ate one, and it was great.

Have you ever had money to blow?

03-21-2011, 03:24 PM
Not really. Maybe when I was like, ten.

Have you ever lied about your age irl?

03-21-2011, 03:37 PM
When I couldnt wait to be a year older I just pretended to be.

Have you ever beaten up your parents?

03-21-2011, 03:39 PM
Uh, no.

Have you ever thought about moving to another country?

03-21-2011, 04:10 PM
Yes. When WW3 pops up, I'm gonna be hanging out with Dok and Ozz up yonder.

Have you ever been lost in the middle of nowhere?

03-21-2011, 04:14 PM
Yeah, my sister isn't good with directions.

Have you ever heard that song "have you ever"?

03-22-2011, 10:58 AM
No. It sounds dumb.

Do you want to kill Rebecca Black?

03-22-2011, 11:22 AM
Who's that :o ? And no killing is bad.

Have you ever been feeling sick an this person is nagging to you, that you feel like throwing up on him/her ?

03-22-2011, 11:45 AM
No, but I've come close to it before.

Have you ever "crossed the streams?"

03-22-2011, 01:23 PM
Yep. Then I rebuild the world atom by atom.

Have you ever tried to count to infinity?

03-22-2011, 02:30 PM
No, that'd be dumb. IMO.

Do you constantly hear a buzzing opise in the background?

03-22-2011, 06:50 PM
Buzzing noises, yes. Buzzing opise? No, what?

Have you ever played an instrument?

03-22-2011, 07:01 PM
Yes like in music class and school.

Have you ever felt like you're running away from reality?

03-22-2011, 07:15 PM
Yeah, I never feel like I'm not.

Do you ever wish you could forget your past forever?

03-22-2011, 07:19 PM
Not really, cause I like to think that I learn from my mistakes.

Have you ever needed to go to bed really early? Like, still daytime even in winter early?

03-22-2011, 07:47 PM


Is Chicken the best meat or second best?

03-22-2011, 08:15 PM
It's like fourth best if you count the whole animal, or 100th best if you count cuts of meat.

Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten what you went in for repeatedly?

03-22-2011, 08:58 PM

Have you ever started playing a game because you just wanted to murder something?

03-22-2011, 09:20 PM
Whenever I feel the need to murder. I take time to think of how messy and troublesome really doing it could be. So I turn on some Unreal Tournament and get shooting away.

Have you ever knocked out a tooth?

03-22-2011, 09:47 PM
No, I can't say that I have.

Have you ever gotten frost bite...?

03-23-2011, 09:43 AM
I don't think so, but I have gotten really really nippy.

Have you ever laughed so hard you hurt yourself?

03-23-2011, 10:33 AM
Yeah. We were playing this game called Quelf which puts you in these rididiculous situations, causing people to laugh. A lot. I got this card that said whenever some-one laughed about something, I had to laugh. By the end of the game I had a massive head-ache and was getting nauseous.

Doesn't Quelf sound fun?

03-23-2011, 11:30 AM
No. It sounds dumb.

Do you want to kill Rebecca Black?

Your name sounds dumb.

03-23-2011, 04:12 PM
I'll just make up a question since you guys decided to get off topic. >____>

Have you ever cried about something that was sad but didn't concern you?

03-23-2011, 04:24 PM
No...can't recall that I have.. I'll have to consult my emotions agent.

Have you ever been sponsored in any way?

03-23-2011, 04:54 PM
My bro told be if i pass my exams this year ill get my license for free :o bro is sponsoring my licence?

Have you ever broken something because yu were mad?

03-23-2011, 05:05 PM
Yeah, my arm. (Also an Xbox controller, but that was a different day)

Have you ever started a fight for no reason?

03-23-2011, 05:08 PM
Irl? No, I stay away from fights cause I have common sense. But I do start internet wars sometimes.

Have you even been -in- a fight?

03-23-2011, 05:18 PM
Yeah a lot when I was younger, I stopped. I've never gotten srsly hurt though.

Have you ever had a repressed memory that you remembered but wish you hadn't?

03-23-2011, 06:25 PM
Quite a few actually >_>

Have you ever hurt something, and then not realize it for a while. Then something rubs against it and you wonder how the hell that happened?

03-23-2011, 07:58 PM
YES. TOTALLY. im a klutz

Have you ever been to tired to get up and go to the bathroom when you srsly have to pee, but you just hold it in?

03-23-2011, 08:50 PM
Yes, or if I'm doing something important I don't go. I think I'm going to get a bladder infection soon. XD

Have you ever eaten something so bad tasting, you actually threw up?

03-23-2011, 08:53 PM

Have you? o.O

03-23-2011, 11:35 PM
Lol, almost. I had this horrible tasting and horrible textured bread pudding once. In kinda tasted and felt like puke in itself. I had to eat it because I didn't want to make the woman who made it feel bad.

Have you ever started a fire that got out of control?

03-23-2011, 11:43 PM
Yes, I was a little pyro (still am) when I was younger. So I used to light stuff on fire using the stove.
One time I had to satisfy my urge for fire so I took a whole newspaper and lit it on fire inside, I didn't think it would get so big, the plan was to put it out before it go too big.
It got too big and started to burn my fingers, I didn't want to start a fire soooo I threw it on the carpet and stomped it out. Needless to say the carpet was burned beyond repair in that one little spot.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

03-23-2011, 11:54 PM
No, but almost. I was at my mom's 50th Birthday and she rented out a Rent-A-Center and had a bunch of friends over (and relatives) her friends brought their kids (who are my friends) and we sat out in a different room hanging out and getting food from the main room. Us being 12, did some dumb stuff. Their was a candle on a table and we were ripping up little pieces of paper and put them in the flame. One candle's flame was getting a little large (which looking back was nothing) so I dumped some water on it. The water apparenlty fucked with the wax, and the flame shot up like 3 feet which almost got my arm and a curtain... It didn't though. :3

Have you ever had a pet?

EDIT: Damn it GunZ. And no. My question still stands.

03-24-2011, 12:59 AM
I had a goldfish once. He was called Jeff. He died after 2 hours when I gave him too much fish food. Obviously, I've never had a pet after that.

Have you ever spent an entire day not eating?

03-24-2011, 01:10 AM
When I had the Norwalk Virus I didn't eat for two, maybe three?

Have you ever eaten something but didn't know what it was?

03-24-2011, 01:13 AM
Went to a Vietnamese restaurant once. Didn't know wtf anything was, but there was something that vaguely resembled chicken.
Besides the point. It was effing GREAT.

Have you ever been suspended? (work, school, whatever)

03-24-2011, 08:10 AM
Nope. was a good kid.

Have you ever eaten too much Good stuff (like healthy, and tasty) that u got sick?

03-24-2011, 10:28 AM

Who eats healthy food?

03-24-2011, 11:01 AM
Kel eats healthy food!

is it true?

03-24-2011, 12:05 PM
^thats the best have you ever question ever.

Have you ever brought a girl/guy home to your parents?

03-24-2011, 12:17 PM
Like in bf kinda way. never. i think my mom would kill me unless im totally serious about it :/ .... My bros even get all freaky when im in the city hanging out with a guy or stuff >_>...

Have you even like when your naked, and looking at your body been proud of something you see lol that changed xD and stand for some time posing? like yur boobs gotten bigger or stuff >_> ?

03-24-2011, 12:27 PM
Nope. Not really. I don't pose and I'm pretty sure I don't have boobs. Although I noticed I had a small mole on my chest the other day which I hadn't noticed before. Which was nice.

Have you ever sat in room full of ugly people and felt you were handsome/beautiful?

03-24-2011, 12:44 PM
Nope but I've been in a room full of short people and I felt oh so much taller.

Have you ever unintentionally electrocuted yourself?

03-24-2011, 12:50 PM
yeah I had this super old pressure cooker and the nob on it was missing, so I ended up getting electrocuted when I tried to turn it on.

Have you ever kicked someone in the face?

03-24-2011, 12:53 PM
I feel like I have ut I can't remember.

Have you ever left your home country?

03-24-2011, 01:09 PM
No, but I used to live near the Arizona/Mexico border. There's a really creepy surveillance blimp that watches for people trying to cross. It never moves and was seriously ominous looking.

Have you ever had someone get really in your face and start shouting over you for something really minor?

03-24-2011, 05:24 PM
yeah, my stepdad. but he´s an total asshole anyway... and probably a walrus nazi too

Have you ever participated in a porno?

03-24-2011, 05:24 PM

Have you ever lied to your parents about going to a party or stuff?

03-24-2011, 05:38 PM
I don't do parties, but I'll be honest, I lie a lot. Get it!? Aw screw you.

Have you ever used a gun?

03-24-2011, 06:26 PM

Have you ever used a gun for something other than its intended purpose?

03-24-2011, 06:45 PM
Yeah, we shot random stuff for target practice but it was more for fun then just target practice. Iunno, I guess it kind of isn't for the intended purpose. (BTW, these guns were made for hunting, and I hunt every Summer)

Have you ever not talked to anyone in your family for more than a week?

03-24-2011, 07:23 PM
Yes. I have a cousin I haven't talked to in maybe 2-3 years or so.

Have you ever cut yourself emo style?

03-24-2011, 08:54 PM
Not on purpose, and by accident I've only done it when playing with or juggling knives.

Have you ever seen a gruesome scene from reality (executions, dismemberment, etc.) and either not cared or been amused?

03-24-2011, 09:04 PM
Not really. Unless what happens on AFV counts. :3

Does seeing a naked man (other then yourself if you are a man) make you want to vomit.

03-24-2011, 09:10 PM
Sometimes. Depends on the man.

Have you ever been drunk?

03-24-2011, 09:13 PM
Nope. Don't drink. (Except once or twice when my Dad wanted me to try some stuff with him.)

Have you ever been high?

03-24-2011, 09:51 PM
yeah I went in a skyscraper once

Have you ever been given a wedgie

03-24-2011, 09:52 PM
Thank God no.

Do you like Futurama?

03-24-2011, 10:00 PM
I did until it was revived after its so-called 'death'. Why didn't it just stay dead wtf.

Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex?

03-24-2011, 10:07 PM
Yes. I had a gay neighbor, and the gay clubs in Wichita would let you in if you were 18, and I really enjoyed low-cut shirts at the time. Also, I'm tall and most girls are short.

Have you ever been to a drag show?

03-25-2011, 05:22 PM
No, and I don't think I want to...

Have you ever killed an animal?

03-25-2011, 05:24 PM
Yes. :ascii_crywave:

Have you ever poked someone with a sword?

03-25-2011, 05:27 PM
Do machetes count? If no, then I haven't and vice-versa.

Have you ever eaten a crappie?

03-25-2011, 05:39 PM
The fish? No.

How do you pronounce that? Croppie (that's what the Dictionary says) or Crappy (what everyone calls it)?

03-25-2011, 05:41 PM
Crop-pee. And it's amazing.

Have you ever had someone tell you their dog has the same name as you?

03-25-2011, 06:17 PM
No. I don't know many dogs with my name.

Have you ever disected something?

03-25-2011, 06:53 PM
Yeah, a kidney, a heart, and a fish.

Have you ever had a realisation that you're really awesome in one of the few ways you didn't already know you were awesome?

03-26-2011, 05:20 AM
Not really no... >_>

Have you ever watched Homeshopping programs just for entertainment?

03-26-2011, 12:09 PM
Yes sadly.

Have you ever shoplifted?

03-26-2011, 01:26 PM
I think I took some candy when I was little.

Have you realized that it's awesometastic to loan people money? (With interest of course.)

03-26-2011, 01:46 PM
Nope, haven't tried (with interest that is).

Have you ever dreamed about zombies or any other monster trying to kill you?

03-26-2011, 02:02 PM
I had a dream about going out playing with my friends in the alley, and suddenly invisible raptors started to chase me.
This was at my old old house when I was still p. young and was hooked on Jurassic Park.

Have you ever fed a pigeon rice?

03-26-2011, 02:07 PM
I don't think I used rice specifically.... Maybe one of those brown things you get from vending machine for like a nickle or something.

Have you ever fallen down the stairs?

03-26-2011, 04:37 PM
Yes. I grew super rapidly as a kid and my elementary school had like a million flights of stairs, so clutzy me was tripping on them all the time.

Have you ever had to make so much of something that you can't stand the sight of it? I don't want to look at another donut for a long, long time.

03-27-2011, 01:26 PM
Yeah, writing papers about... anything ranging from what I ate last night to analyzing stuff makes my stomach churn now.

Have you ever drank so much coffee that you feel your bloodstream and central nervous system surge with pain?

03-27-2011, 06:03 PM
No, because I don't drink coffee, because coffee is horrible.

Have you ever passed out somewhere?

03-27-2011, 06:06 PM
Yes. Sometimes its from drinking, sometimes its from tiredness, and sometimes its from completely not giving a fuck.

Have you ever gotten so used to getting up early that you get sleepy at really dumb times?

03-28-2011, 09:41 AM
Yeah, I've been getting up at 2-5 am every morning for a while now, and sometimes I'll fall asleep at school or at around 6 pm. It's p. sad.

Have you ever lost a lot of weight randomly and for no reason?

03-28-2011, 02:01 PM
I've never really gained or lost weight except what comes natural. High metabolism or something like that, who knows.

Have you ever been in a serrrriousss relationship?

03-28-2011, 04:18 PM
Yes. I broke it up because I wanted to adopt children but she was all like "AW HELL NAW"

Have you ever been robbed?

03-28-2011, 05:27 PM
Yeah, when we were at IKEA and another time when we were sleeping... Both times were at my dads place so he must have bad luck.

Have you ever wished you were born in a different country?