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03-28-2011, 04:45 PM

Ever felt happy about something horrible?

03-28-2011, 06:36 PM
Was very happy about a certain someone dying, but there is a VERY good reason for that.

Have you ever stared at Jubeh so long that nothing seems important anymore except his captivating beauty?

03-28-2011, 06:42 PM
No.... Man u so lovin jubeh... get a room

Have you ever felt you starved to death cuz u were 2 lazy to get food?

03-28-2011, 06:51 PM
Sort of. I'm never hungry in the morning, so I don't eat breakfast and then regret it later.

Have you ever had someone interrupt you when you were reading?

03-28-2011, 06:56 PM
yeah a lot.... :/

Have you ever felt like yur stomache is exploding... (oh yeah im so hungry atm)

03-28-2011, 07:08 PM
No. Never been pregnant.

Have you ever thought you were gay?

03-28-2011, 07:11 PM
yeah... BUT IM 100% STRAIGHT MAN

Have you ever had the hots for your teacher?

03-28-2011, 08:13 PM
My seventh grade English teacher was super sexy, no lie.

Have you ever been stinky, but didn't feel like showering?

03-28-2011, 08:23 PM
Yes, I have. A lot. I don't feel like showering 5 times a day every time I go skate.

Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere?

03-29-2011, 04:41 AM
I got thrown out of a french restaurant. By an enormous muscle-bound waitress. O__O

Have you ever thought you were doing badly and later found out that you were doing spectacularly well? (It happens to me all the time and fuels my massive ego.)

03-29-2011, 05:16 AM
Yes and on one ocassion i totally fucked it up by getting over confident and slacked to the point of failing.

Have you ever cursed out loud in front of your parents by accident without them noticing it then do it purposely and got busted?

03-29-2011, 09:06 AM
Yeah, but my parents don't care if I swear. They'll only get mad if I swear at them lol.

Have you ever not waken up for school because your parents forgot to wake you up?

03-29-2011, 11:28 AM
Yip, 'tis why I have two alarms

Ever thought of something funny in a very serious situation and really wanted to laugh.

03-29-2011, 01:10 PM

Have you ever skipped school? Traunted?

03-29-2011, 01:41 PM
I skipped so much in freshman year that my mom got fed up and homeschooled me so I wouldn't be able to skip anymore.

Have you ever been so mad that you couldn't express it at all?

03-29-2011, 04:16 PM
Yes, when I got a bag of cheetos, stuffed it in my backpack. Went to go grab them out, turns out the bag blew up on the bottom and I didn't notice it. Spilled em all over the place.
Unfortunately there were no nearby puppies. I would have kicked one.

Have you ever tortured someone?

03-29-2011, 04:22 PM
Yeah, mentally. I used to start real fights all the time but it got me into bad situations so I started to just annoy them to hell. I don't do either now, but I heard I've gotten people to cry... :c (The only reason this happened is because I used to have a bad temper)

Have you ever destroyed a friendship over money?

03-29-2011, 04:28 PM
No. A 'friend' of mine very nearly went into hysterics after I asked her for a quarter that she owed me, even when I had told her in advance that I would need it for bus fare. It wasn't really a big deal in the end, though.

Have you ever been diagnosed with a medical condition? (ie. anything other than a cold or flu, not including injuries)

03-29-2011, 07:44 PM

Have you ever watched/listened to/played something enjoyed it and wondered "why the fuck do I like this"

03-29-2011, 07:50 PM
All the time.

Have you ever eaten something really bad just to make the person who made it not feel bad?

03-30-2011, 01:50 AM

Have you ever ridden a pony

03-30-2011, 04:01 AM
No but i've got bitten in the belly by one when i was a kid.

Have you ever killed someone?

03-30-2011, 04:06 AM
Only if bugs count.

Have you ever fallen asleep somewhere really embarrassing?

03-30-2011, 04:15 AM
I know I have. But the sleep was so good and felt so wrong that I don't remember at all.

Have you ever took Bear Grylls advice?

03-30-2011, 08:21 AM
No... who is that?

Have you ever plucked your nose in public several times?

03-30-2011, 08:58 AM
Rofl Bya, no. (Bear Grylls is the host of Man v. Wild)

Have you ever wished something drastic to happen and it actually happened?

03-30-2011, 02:57 PM

Have you ever butchered your sentence in front of everybody (you try to say something but instead fuck and say a bunch of gibberish)

also How much bear would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bear

03-30-2011, 03:23 PM
Also Bear Grylls wouldn't grill bear, because as we all know. He only drinks.

Have you ever had diahreah? (spelling for sure)

03-30-2011, 03:33 PM
Urg it's why I'm not at school today

have you enjoyed something you regretted or felt guilty about

also mr gylls and piss

03-30-2011, 04:02 PM
Yeah, all the time. >___>

Have you ever knocked somebody out?

03-30-2011, 04:04 PM
Only if i count.

Have you ever ate a coin just to see if you would poo it out?

03-30-2011, 04:08 PM
Um, no...?

Have you ever lost something only to realize that you were wearing/holding it?

03-30-2011, 04:11 PM
Yeah, my glasses.

Have you ever eaten a weird animal?

03-30-2011, 04:14 PM
Fuck you!


Have you gotten pissed after misinterpretating something.

EDIT: @@Ozza's hardwood: no unless odd parts count

03-30-2011, 04:14 PM

Have you ever wanted to set your own record in class like ' i m gonna flip this pen 200 times new record! ' ?

03-30-2011, 04:15 PM
Dammit, why you post so fast? No, not really.

Have you ever been so energetic that you couldn't sit still but you couldn't concentrate long enough to do anything?

03-30-2011, 04:16 PM
Lol wow. Four people responded to Oz's question at once.

And yes.

Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere?

03-30-2011, 04:17 PM
No, but I've kicked some bitches out of my car like a mile away from their destination cause they were being obnoxious.

Have you ever wanted to kick someone in the kidneys, but resisted?

03-30-2011, 04:17 PM
damn.. no not the kidneys but other parts

Have you ever spent more than 40 min on the toilet?

03-30-2011, 04:21 PM
What's with you and toilet questions?

ever hit a small child

03-30-2011, 04:22 PM
Yes. (toilets are cool)

Have you ever ran away from home?

03-30-2011, 04:24 PM
Sort of.

Have you ever bought something and had to return it?

03-30-2011, 04:27 PM
I hate to return things but yes i did.

Have you ever done some smutty party games?

03-30-2011, 07:12 PM

Have you ever shouted till you lost your voice?

03-30-2011, 07:27 PM
Does practicing death growls count?

ever listened to a song you thought was terrible and then noticed it was amazing?

03-31-2011, 05:39 AM
Yea, it was Underneath The Gun - Discordant. The beginning is so badass but then it got sucky after that...but then I listened to it more. And it just grew on me.

Have you ever beat that Dragon Force song on GH3 in expert 100%?

03-31-2011, 08:58 AM
Beat the what on the what now...?

Ever visited Monticello?

03-31-2011, 01:09 PM
Yeah like twice, but that was 10 and 9 years ago.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? *shoots you*

03-31-2011, 06:22 PM
yeah... he doesn't wear pants :/

ever got puked on by a baby

03-31-2011, 06:49 PM
spit up on but not full on puke.

Ever give some one a fake number to get them away from you?

03-31-2011, 06:59 PM
No. Everyone gets away from me anyway *sadfaec*

Have you ever seen all the Batman movies?

03-31-2011, 07:20 PM

Ever had someone give you a fake number to make you go away?

04-01-2011, 03:15 AM
nope. i'm not repulsive..

ever jumped off from a cliff?

04-01-2011, 03:27 AM
I fell down the edge of a wall once. But that's about it.

Have you ever tried to list all the rude words and insults you know?

04-01-2011, 02:51 PM
Yea, the ones in Japanese and Spanish. Always ends at about 3 words.

Have you ever been embarrassed to be seen with someone?

04-01-2011, 02:58 PM
My mom's BF. He is one of those people who doesn't care what people think about him so he'll say whatever whenever, and it can lead to some awkward situations. (i.e. He'll tell someone that they stink in the elevator or something)

Have you ever been caught doing something embarrassing?

04-01-2011, 03:15 PM
No, not that I can remember...hmm..

Have you ever doubted that you might be a psychopath?

04-01-2011, 08:30 PM
I never had reason to believe I might be one in the first place.

Have you ever been so tired you couldn't sleep.

04-01-2011, 10:00 PM
Yea it's crazy. And then as soon as I try to go to sleep, I instantly get a boost of energy that keeps me awake.

Have you ever climbed a mountain?

04-01-2011, 10:04 PM
Yea it's crazy. And then as soon as I try to go to sleep, I instantly get a boost of energy that keeps me awake.

Have you ever climbed a mountain?

04-01-2011, 10:33 PM
I have in a car and on a horse. Not at the same time though.

Have you ever been sleepy but tried to stay awake anyway cause you didn't want to feel like a wimp?

04-02-2011, 02:38 AM
No, but I have done that because I thought sleeping was boring.

Have you ever eaten exotic food like dog's tail or eyeballs?

04-02-2011, 02:48 AM
Pretty sure I ate moose butt once or something.

Have you ever wished for something really crazy to happen and then have it actually happen.

04-02-2011, 02:51 AM
Yes, but it wasn't very pleasant.

Have you ever wished your life was just a dream?

04-02-2011, 02:54 AM

Have you ever said you were going to bed and then you didn't actually go to bed.

04-02-2011, 03:17 AM
You caught me. Oh wait, I never said I was going to sleep. But yeah, I have.

Have you ever wished you were alone, and to be alone for a long time?

04-02-2011, 04:07 AM
Yeah, but everytime I did that someone always came along, so wish never got fulfilled (thankfully).

Have you ever liked a song so much that you kept it on repeat for like over a day?

04-02-2011, 04:16 AM

Ever seen something that made you unwilling to speak for an extended period

04-02-2011, 04:29 AM

Have you ever wished you didn't need sleep?

04-02-2011, 04:41 AM
All the time

ever unknowingly been a complete asshole

04-03-2011, 06:04 PM
Nah, I always know when I'm being an asshole.

Have you ever had your ass inspected?

04-03-2011, 06:18 PM
Define 'inspected'...

Have you ever forgotten your own birthday.

04-04-2011, 09:40 PM
Can't say I have.

Have you ever had stupid shit like this make you laugh?"


04-04-2011, 10:19 PM
Yes, I laugh at just about everything. Which makes me horrible.

Have you ever snuck out at night?

04-04-2011, 10:45 PM
err if i say no is that a bad thing?? lol.

have you ever wondered if the hokey pokey is really what its all about??

04-04-2011, 11:49 PM
The hokey pokey is what it's all about if you do it right.

Have you ever hated someone for no reason whatsoever? Like, you should like them and you could be bestest buds 4eva, but every time you saw them you just wanted to gut them like a fish?

04-05-2011, 12:09 PM
Yea man. Jubeh. If you see this, I'm coming for you bro. You dead.

Have you ever spilled something hot on your lap?

04-05-2011, 06:48 PM
so far i haven't. Although i have spilled something cold on my lap. not fun. not fun AT ALL.

have you ever went into the dream, inside the dream, inside THAT dream, inside the matrix, and then inside that OTHER dream you had the other night to figure out that your awake!?

04-05-2011, 07:08 PM
I'm still trying to...

Have you ever seen a shooting star?

04-05-2011, 07:24 PM
Loads of them.

Have you ever attempted a test without studying for it at all?

04-05-2011, 07:26 PM
yeah. i did it all the time last trimester, but it all kinda sucked in the end. D':

have you ever been rejected?

04-05-2011, 08:03 PM
Rejections is something I dealt with a long time ago... that's the way I'll put it.

Have you ever wanted to sue McDonald's?

04-05-2011, 08:51 PM
Not really. I mean I kind wish it was possible to sue them for existing, but y'know. I'm pretty sure that wouldn't hold up at all.

Have you ever jumped off a roof. (any kind)

04-05-2011, 09:55 PM
I used to jump off this shed roof in an alley with a friend all the time during the summer when the park was too crowded.

Have you ever finished all your work early and felt really awesome for it?

04-06-2011, 02:52 PM
I think like one time. That's it.

Have you ever thought about committing suicide?

04-06-2011, 03:05 PM

have you ever been robbed/mugged?

04-06-2011, 03:27 PM
Yeah, but we got our stuff back anyway. (My family's worth a million dollars. I'm worth twice that.)

Have you ever yelled fire in a building?

04-06-2011, 04:37 PM
Yeah, but only cause there was actually a fire.

Have you ever fired at a building?

04-08-2011, 02:05 PM
I do lots of stuff in video games.
Although I have fired piss at buildings a few times.

Have you ever made yourself so dizzy you got sick?

04-08-2011, 04:13 PM
Spinning and me getting sick is impossible.

Have you ever caused an explosion?

04-08-2011, 04:16 PM
only if firecrackers count.

Have you ever had that you can't stop scratching yourself at one place?

04-08-2011, 04:25 PM
My balls. It's what guys do.

Have you ever got into an argument with a complete stranger?

04-08-2011, 04:37 PM
Over the fact that I'm apparently going to burn in hell.

Ever ate something that made you (want to) vomit.

04-08-2011, 05:08 PM
Yeah, several things, actually.

Have you ever drunk/eaten something poisonous?

04-08-2011, 05:23 PM
Yep. Cup full of vodka and pepsi one night.

Have you ever been in jail?

04-08-2011, 09:06 PM
No, but I've been in a police car.

Have you ever been super out of shape?

04-08-2011, 09:11 PM
An explosion of someone's bladder...

Have you ever said things that made no sense, even to yourself?

04-08-2011, 11:46 PM
Everyday, snoogins.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

04-09-2011, 11:20 AM
yeah..every full moon night.

Have you ever got so excited u just kept jumping and jumping like u were on a trampoline?

04-09-2011, 12:22 PM
Everyday, snoogins.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

already asked


Ever stayed up several days in a row and only went to bed because you couldn't even think a single comprehensible thought

04-15-2011, 04:18 PM
The longest I've ever stayed up was about 2 maybe 3 days. Then I started seeing things crawl on the walls.

Have you ever crapped yourself?

04-15-2011, 09:17 PM
Were you once a child?

04-15-2011, 10:38 PM
I love how you don't answer Gunz's question... That says something doesn't it.

No, I was never a child. I was genetically cloned into a teenage boy.

Have you ever held a Burmese python?

04-15-2011, 11:04 PM
I dunno. But I've held a really big snake before. It was awesome. I love snakes.

Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

04-16-2011, 02:50 AM
I love how you don't answer Gunz's question... That says something doesn't it.

He did, think about it.

Yes sorta deserved it though, don't repeatedly hit dogs kiddies.

Ever gotten so pissed you just wanted to actually kill something.

04-16-2011, 03:44 AM
Yes I did, and I did kill something. An insect.

Have you ever cut your own hair?

04-16-2011, 10:14 PM
Yes. It was a disaster I never want to repeat.

Have you ever had a toddler pee on you?

04-16-2011, 11:04 PM
no but i forsee it in my future

Have you ever done a slam dunk in basketball

04-17-2011, 01:21 AM
Nope, not that tall T-T

have you ever cheated on a test?

04-17-2011, 04:19 AM

Have you ever watched Gumby?

04-17-2011, 11:27 AM
I fking grew up on that show...watched it all the time. Then it disappeared.

Have you ever ate clay?

04-17-2011, 03:35 PM

Have you ever smoked?

04-17-2011, 03:42 PM
i think so.

Have you ever been so bored that you kept staring at the clock/watch?

04-17-2011, 06:46 PM

Have you ever made cupcakes while inebriated?

04-17-2011, 06:58 PM
Nope. I've never been intoxicated.

Have you ever slammed into a glass door you knew was closed but you ran at it anyway?

04-17-2011, 09:32 PM
No. But I ever slammed into the closed wood door when I got panic because I almost late to school. That's embarassing.

Have you ever spew on someone's shoe(s)?

04-17-2011, 11:06 PM
My own... and only a few drops >_>

Have you ever gotten out of bed and instinctively felt that the day would suck?

04-17-2011, 11:08 PM
every day of my life.

Have you ever get bored of something you love to eat? (if so, what?)

04-17-2011, 11:19 PM
Chicken, I'm so tired of chicken it's not even funny anymore. Ugh.

Have you ever actually choked before, and had to have someone save you?

04-18-2011, 02:27 AM
I choked on a TicTac when I was 5 and I couldn't really breath I saved myself by breathing in enough to cough really hard and the TicTac flew out of my throat... it was scary...

Have you ever won a bet and made someone your slave? :3

04-21-2011, 11:15 PM
Yeah but he didn't hold up his end of the deal :l

Have you ever been half way through a swear word and realized your parents/an adult was standing right behind you?

04-22-2011, 05:32 AM
It happens sometimes if customers are around and something cussworthy happens. I usually just turn it into a nonsense word and keep on trucking.

Have you ever been really angry for no reason?

04-22-2011, 12:44 PM

have you ever gotten out of the shower and still had shampoo/conditioner all in your hair

04-22-2011, 02:16 PM
nope never.

Have you ever gotten so annoyed, even normal regular things irk you for no reason?

04-22-2011, 04:14 PM
Yea I get like that all the time when I'm just awake or really tired.

Have you ever open-hand slapped someone...like HARD?

04-22-2011, 04:16 PM
Lol, yeah in the back of the head.

Have you ever drank milk with your nose?

04-23-2011, 12:25 AM
I tried and I kinda burnt the inside of my nose. It's still hard for me to smell stuff lol.

Have you ever stolen anything of any real worth or sentimental value?

04-24-2011, 10:10 AM
Never to keep, only to scare the crap out of friends and return seconds later xD

Have you ever found something amusing, hours/days/months/years after you've seen it, even though you didn't find it amusing when you first watched it?

04-24-2011, 10:43 AM

Have you ever picked your nose?

04-26-2011, 03:33 PM
Of course I have! Everyone does it, like when no ones looking

Have you licked someone?

04-26-2011, 08:39 PM
I licked someone today in a church. The church part does have relevance.

Have you ever knocked over a vase.

04-26-2011, 10:37 PM
No, but I've knocked over like 500 cups and they always break.

Have you ever been really embarrassed by a drunk person?

04-27-2011, 10:49 AM
I'm always the person who can still stand in heels at the end of the night and who gets to babysit the others. So of course I've been embarrassed by drunk people.

Have you ever had chocolate covered sunflower nuts?

04-27-2011, 07:43 PM
Eww gross. Sunflowers seeds taste funny.

Have you been on tv? even if its something small like walking in the back lol

04-28-2011, 01:46 AM
Um, a local channel showed the annual day of our school the next day. I danced on stage. Does it count?

Have you ever got so drunk you dont remember anything the next day?

04-28-2011, 01:01 PM
Nur in Munchen, und nur eins pro Jahre.

Have you ever looked at another planet through a telescope?

04-28-2011, 02:14 PM
No, but I've seen a picture of a telescope viewing another planet ...

Have you ever smoked?

04-28-2011, 07:24 PM
Nope, but I've been offered quite a few time :l

Have you ever looked off of something high up (ie. a balcony) and felt like you were falling so you freak out slightly?

04-28-2011, 07:26 PM
yeah it was at this hotel in sorrento... the balcony was like super narrow and the rail went up to like my thigh

have you ever put something nasty on someone

04-29-2011, 02:09 AM
Not that I remember...might have as a kid.

Have you ever seen/sat in an army tank?

04-29-2011, 10:28 AM
Yep. I've never been in one, though. ):

Have you ever fired a really big gun and just felt super powerful from it?

04-29-2011, 05:36 PM
Yup! It was fantastic.

Have you have been so stressed out that you ACTUALLY pull your hair out?

04-29-2011, 05:43 PM
Whenever my hair gets to a certain length. I start by twirling certain spots into these tight spirals. Then if my hair stays that way for a while, I start twisting even more and ripping it out-effectively making giant uneven spots in my head.
I think that's called Trichotillomania. I have to always keep my hair short. It's so addictive.

Have you ever been banned from anywhere?

04-30-2011, 02:59 AM
No internet places I can think of. Did get kicked out of a mall for loitering.

Have you ever been called a hipster?

04-30-2011, 03:13 AM
Not seriously, lol.

Have you ever had to make a decision that will badly hurt someone, no matter what you do?

05-02-2011, 01:24 PM
Yep, although I don't remember what I did. Hm.

Have you ever flown a plane?

05-02-2011, 01:26 PM
No, unless military flight simulators count.

Have you ever played-a-Bas...ket...baaaaaall?

05-02-2011, 03:29 PM
Yes. I'm short though, so it's never any fun.

Would you die your hair blue?

05-02-2011, 03:34 PM
If you mean kill my hair blue. Then no...I don't even...If you mean color it blue. Then no...I don't even.

Have you ever done DWRUGS!?

05-02-2011, 03:38 PM
No, but I've taken DRUGS.

Have you ever ridden a scooter?

05-02-2011, 03:39 PM
Scooters are for losers. Yes I've ridden one.

Have you ever had surgery?

05-02-2011, 03:51 PM

Have you ever slept while a class was going on?

05-02-2011, 03:56 PM
I remember being in class during my senior year in HS. I don't remember what went on half the time. So yes.

Have you ever seen a dead body...irl.

05-02-2011, 04:00 PM
Dead animals..yes, dead human, no, if you don't count one in a medical exhibition.
grossness alert:a preserved dead guy was cut up to show the internal organs and stuff

Have you ever peed in your pants while watching a scary movie?

05-02-2011, 05:57 PM
Nope, I make sure that I empty myself before watching anything scary.

Have you ever done a backflip?

05-02-2011, 06:04 PM
Into a pool, yes. I wouldn't try if it was on land... I've seen those break.com videos.

Have you ever been so sick you wished you could either get better or die?

05-02-2011, 07:03 PM
yeah. very recently.

Have you ever spent like a whole day doing nothing but watching something (series, anime, movies...)?

05-02-2011, 07:27 PM
Yup. That's what I usually do, actually. I try to watch an entire series in one go because I don't usually have a lot of time and don't want to forget what happened between watchings. I do this with manga too.

Have you ever mowed a lawn?

05-05-2011, 03:41 PM
Yes...It is not fun.

Have you ever mountain climbed?

05-05-2011, 04:24 PM
Yes, once. but not trekked. There was a path to the top.

Have you ever been locked up somewhere?like in a room you're not supposed to be, or somewhere that closes and no one knew you were still in there?

05-05-2011, 05:04 PM
Hey guys sorry to cut in but,

Scooters are for losers. Yes I've ridden one.
Yeah, you're dumb, scooters are amazing.

05-05-2011, 05:53 PM
@Saphira - Yeah, a closet when I was little. (No closet jokes pl0x)

Have you listened to one of your favourite songs so much it starts to get annoying?

05-06-2011, 01:13 PM
All the time. B)

Have you ever danced underwater.

05-06-2011, 01:15 PM

Have you ever shoplifted something?

05-06-2011, 01:20 PM
yes, a gumball (damn i'm badass!)

have ever broken your house?

05-06-2011, 01:27 PM
Yeah, like this~! Chidori! ^////^

Have you ever played Jenga?

05-08-2011, 10:31 PM

Have you ever done something completely illegal in public?

05-09-2011, 05:34 AM
besides that one time in Amsterdam?
Gee, that's a tough one... well, i guess i've accidently thrown a sodacan next to a trashcan.

Have you ever accidently?

05-09-2011, 03:03 PM
Throwing next to the trashcan or like if i did ever something accidently... the answer to both questions would be yes.

We have this garbagenet with the cyclepath its hard trowing cans in the garbage bin while cycling =__=

Have you ever crapped/peed in your pants when you were above 12 years ?

05-09-2011, 03:52 PM
Don't remember the age. But I remember sitting in the office in school when I was really young. Waiting for my parents to pick me up. I really had to use the bathroom but didn't tell anyone...so finally it got unbearable. I said I gotta use the bathroom, and as I made my way there and unzipped. I pissed all over myself, the janitor looked pretty . . . pissed.

Have you ever been to court?

05-09-2011, 03:56 PM
Only once, as the victim in an attempted murder. >__>

Have you ever committed a violent crime?

05-09-2011, 04:49 PM
Woah, someone wanted to kill you?!

and answer to your question: No.

Have you ever tried to run away from home?

05-09-2011, 04:51 PM
Where the hell would I go?

Have you ever killed a whole colony of ants?

05-09-2011, 05:01 PM
No, but not for a lack of effort.

Have you ever gotten upset and said really dumb whiny shit and then felt like a really bad person for it later?

05-09-2011, 08:01 PM
This is me answering. Take a guess. (This is an example.)


05-09-2011, 09:00 PM
I did it yesterday. I was tired cause I worked super early all week and hadn't slept much, so I was tired and frustrated and decided to express it by acting like a stupid entitled bitch. The girls at work already think I'm an airhead (cause I am), and now they're gonna hate me for being a brat.

Have you ever eaten two bowls of ice cream in one day?

05-09-2011, 09:26 PM
I've eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one day, so don't worry. You aren't the only one, lol.

Have you ever been drunk and wanted to puke because you felt so bad but can't?

05-10-2011, 04:54 PM
No.... not that i remember....uhehe

Have you ever taken Revenge?

05-11-2011, 01:44 AM
Plenty of times on my bro and sis.

Have you ever been piss drunk and then went on a long car ride, throwing up in the process?

05-11-2011, 04:09 PM
hmmmm... not to my knowledge but i do remember getting a kiss from a pretty hot girl (or a very well operated shemale, after all i was drunk)
and vommiting all over the toilet.

have you ever met a person that never finishes his/her sen-

05-11-2011, 04:56 PM
i'll kill u for that

have you ever gotten a pedicure

05-11-2011, 08:08 PM
Nope. I probably need one, my feet are hella rough.

Have you ever thought you had enough gas until payday, then ran out of gas on your way to get your check?

05-11-2011, 10:03 PM
No ... My mom picks up my checks. :P

Have you ever accidentally left a window open all winter? I have ... >.>

05-11-2011, 10:07 PM
Um, no. Normal people notice the draft after a while and get curious.

Have you ever not paid attention while dishing out other people's food and ended up with a tiny portion for yourself?

05-12-2011, 04:13 AM
Nope, I always pay attention where food is concerned.

Haveyou ever had nothing but liquids (juice, water, soda etc etc) for food all day?

05-12-2011, 09:48 AM
Yes I was in the ER at the time.

Have you ever beat a child or small animal

05-12-2011, 12:40 PM
I have beaten many things of the like.

Have you killed my family.

05-12-2011, 02:07 PM
uhm... no. *tries to hide bodies*

Have you eaten my goddamned pizza-rolls?!

05-12-2011, 03:23 PM
Eww, those are nasty.

Why would I want to?

05-12-2011, 07:25 PM
Because you are a whore.

Have you purchased bacon's greasy, smelly services?

05-12-2011, 11:51 PM
No, that's gross.

Have you ever gotten a paper cut?

05-12-2011, 11:55 PM

Have you ever gotten a stone cut?

05-13-2011, 07:25 AM
No ...

How do you even do that?

05-13-2011, 08:27 AM

Have you ever held an obsidian arrowhead?

05-13-2011, 11:20 AM

Have you ever locked yourself in a cupboard?

05-13-2011, 11:56 AM
No, but I remember one of my cousins tossing me in a closet and locking me in for a while. I also remember panicking like a maniac.

Have you ever fell in a river?

05-13-2011, 02:09 PM

Have you ever tried to drown a small animal?

05-13-2011, 03:11 PM
Yeah. But it was 2 of these fucking weird wasps that wouldn't die. I hit them with an Electric Flyswatter, and they wouldn't go down, then I suffocated them in a zip-lock bag, and then I finally filled the zip-lock bags (with the not quite dead bugs still inside) with water. They were dead when I checked on them later.

God, I hate bugs ... How about you?

05-13-2011, 06:18 PM
damn you for asking the wrong type of questions damn you so much

have you ever yelled damn you at somebody

05-14-2011, 06:10 AM
Does "Fuck you" count?

Ever cursed in front of your parents (as a kid/teen).

05-14-2011, 07:02 AM
^ I thought everyone cursed at/in front of/with their parents...

Ever read American Psycho?

05-14-2011, 08:26 AM
Nope. I've read I Am America (And So Can You) though. I think that counts.

Who's better, Colbert or Stewart? (The answers Stewart.)

05-14-2011, 08:32 AM
Who are Colbert and Stewart? O.o >:D I say Colbert is better! ....what does Colbert do?

Did you ever had a surgery?

05-14-2011, 11:17 AM
Depends what you count as surgery. I've been anaesthetised and given stitches, but never had surgery on internal organs.

Have you ever eaten something so delicious you have to close your eyes and bask in the flavour?

05-14-2011, 11:23 AM
oh god yeaaaaaaaaah chocolate chip pancakes

have you ever gone to bed, with your bed all nice and neat, and then wake up with your blanket half off of the bed and your pillows scattered around everywhere?

05-14-2011, 11:31 AM
Actually yeah, and I was on the floor.

Have you ever tried a dog biscuit?

05-14-2011, 03:04 PM
yes... they taste like fucking cardboard.

have you ever drank your piss in order to survive?

05-14-2011, 03:35 PM

Have you ever taken Jenkem (http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Jenkem)?

05-14-2011, 03:44 PM

Have you ever fell asleep at the computer?

05-14-2011, 03:45 PM
Nada mate.
@Outcast: All the time, once while watching some of the most boring porn ever.

Have you ever been kicked in the crotch?

05-14-2011, 03:56 PM
Yes, and I've answered this question before lol. I also got hit with in the nards with a soccer ball, which hurt more.

Have you ever not done any of your work for a month and then had all of it piled up for one or two days?

05-14-2011, 04:03 PM
Yes. And I never did any of it either, LIKE A BAUUWWS!

Have you ever went surfing?

05-14-2011, 04:05 PM
Hell no. I have no dexterity.

Did you go to Prom?

05-14-2011, 04:11 PM
I found no use in blowing my money on some fancy controlled social event. I think I went to the skatepark that day.

Have you ever had a tooth knocked out?

05-14-2011, 08:16 PM
No but I had all my (perfectly healthy) wisdom teeth yanked on the same day.

Have you ever gotten something at a restaurant and then decided some else's food looked tastier?

05-14-2011, 09:35 PM
that's the thing I'm most paranoid about when eating at a restaurant, so I always look through the menu like a gajillion times before ordering. but yes, it has happened and it sucks

have you ever sat there, listening to your friend talk to you, and think.. "wow, this person is stupid as hell, why am I friends with them"?

05-14-2011, 09:51 PM
Yes, I have a couple of friends who are really stupid and think they are smart. In fact sometimes we get into arguments and their information is so screwed up that it baffles even the smartest of people of how they even came to use it. They also think they are right in the end and they often change the topic of the argument so that it becomes something completely different from what we were first arguing about.

Have you ever stolen a friend from a friend and the friend that you stole the friend from got mad at you?

05-14-2011, 10:11 PM
I don't think so...

Do you have any pets?

05-15-2011, 12:01 AM
Yeah, I have 3 cats and a brother.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

05-15-2011, 03:38 AM
Yeah, and I broke my arm.

Have you ever held a gun in your hand?

05-15-2011, 04:27 AM
Yeah, a shotgun and a few rifles.

Have you ever stayed up for more than 36 hours?

05-15-2011, 06:46 AM
Yes indeedly, if you procrastinate like me you have no other choice xD

Have you ever accused someone that farted (well in your head) a lot?

05-15-2011, 07:15 AM
^ Nope.

Have you ever eaten a sandwich made out of loads of weird shit (e.g. chocolate spread + ham + yoghurt + cheese + tomato) and liked it?

05-15-2011, 08:24 AM
No. Im way too much of a picky eater.

Do you like to ride the bus?

05-15-2011, 08:59 AM
Yes, i never want to get out, im always fascinated at looking and landscapes usually i never want to get off the bus.... (i only like it when i have a window seat and its not so busy)

Have you ever had a moment that you just want to hit a little kid for being a annoying kid? but didn't do it cause he's a kid and would get trouble?

05-15-2011, 09:48 AM
^ So many times!!! TnT My little cousin's last rampage cost me my guitar!!! I wanted to hit him so bad!!!

Did you ever swallow a nickle?

05-15-2011, 12:06 PM
no, do i look like a piggy-bank to you?

have you ever been caught pissing in public?

05-15-2011, 12:24 PM
No... but my friend did... i have once peed in the wild though when i was a kid and we went camping and we went for a walka nd suddenly had the need to piss :/

Have you ever used drugs? (not softdrugs)

05-15-2011, 12:47 PM
Despite what people may think, I have never done any drugs.

Do you look good in a hat?

05-15-2011, 12:58 PM
Depends what kind of hat. (herp derp)

Have you ever run a marathon?

05-15-2011, 01:29 PM
Does the P.E. school marathon count, that you are not allowed to skip? Then yes.

Do you frequently watch porn?

05-15-2011, 02:47 PM
That's not even a have you ever question. The answer is no, but I have watched it before... T____T

Have you ever thought you weren't hungry, but when you started eating you ate more than 2 pounds of food?

05-15-2011, 05:06 PM
Yeah it was like a black hole opened up in my stomach... it was wonderful :P

Have you ever caught someone watching porn?

05-15-2011, 05:32 PM
Does having them show it to you count?

Have you ever seen 1 guy 1 cup

05-15-2011, 06:13 PM
No ...

Have you ever seen the Pain Olympics?

05-15-2011, 06:25 PM

Have you ever jerked off to Ride of the Valkyries? (It's amazing)

05-15-2011, 06:34 PM
I have now. ;)

Have you ever been disturbed by a movie.

05-16-2011, 04:26 AM
yeah, during THA BEST NAP EVAH!!

have you ever been on a so called "shooter list" on your school?

05-16-2011, 05:59 AM
Uhm, no?

Have you ever surfed 4chan and thought "Wtf am I doing here?"

05-16-2011, 08:20 AM
plenty of times...

have you ever been to space?

05-16-2011, 09:12 AM
Of course

Have you ever killed a cat?

05-16-2011, 09:53 AM
Mhmh unintentioally a little :/,

Have you ever tried to talk with animals and/or nature stuff?

05-16-2011, 06:42 PM
I do sometime. I know animals and plant won't understand or reply - but I still do it sometimes :)

Have you ever felt sorry for killing a small insect unintentioally? (an ant, ladybug, a bee...)

( Don't cats have 7/9 lives. I saw a cat fall down from 8th floor of a tall building and it survived )

05-16-2011, 07:00 PM
Cats don't literally have nine lives, they're just very resilient.

I have never felt sorry for killing an insect, and I would never, ever regret killing a bee.

Have you ever gotten caught up in a really retarded argument?

05-16-2011, 08:24 PM
All the time, especially on internet and real life also a lit at home.... Hmmm is that i attract retarded questions? ( that was a retarted question just now so i'd say yes)

(also i killed it unintentiolally since when i was a kid our cat was really violent abd when i wanted to play with it it scratche me and my aunt said thats enough so we gave it to the shelter and cats like get slept in there :(, i feel guilty)

Have you ever (day)dreamed you were in an anime serie?

05-16-2011, 08:37 PM
No. Amazingly. :/

Do you wish you could just hurry up and be older?

05-16-2011, 09:22 PM
have you ever eaten an ultimate cinnamon roll?

05-16-2011, 10:25 PM
No, but I've eaten some pretty amazing normal cinnamon rolls.

Have you ever been caught watching something kind of embarrassing?

05-17-2011, 03:28 AM
(I saw a cat fall down from 8th floor of a tall building and it survived )

cats are more likely to survive a fall from a higher floor, something about having enough time to put it's body in a position for landing

Does porn count?

Ever strangle a puppy?

05-17-2011, 09:57 AM

Have you ever made a mistake on purpose? (cause you were just too lazy xD?)