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PWhit
03-05-2011, 04:26 PM
This thread is about as simple as it gets. What is the worst game that you have ever played? I know it seems cliche but I seem to like knowing the worst games since the best games are kind of rare to come by. So lemme hear em'! I might just know what you're talking about! :o

Kodos
03-05-2011, 08:05 PM
Sonic 2k6. (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Sonic2006/) There is no competition except, maybe, from Daikatana.

Hugbees
03-05-2011, 08:54 PM
Sonic 2k6. (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Sonic2006/) There is no competition except, maybe, from Daikatana.

I think Unleashed is worse than 2006. I encountered less glitches and control issues with 2006, plus overall found it more enjoyable.

Kodos
03-05-2011, 09:04 PM
Unleashed was also a piece of shit, but that's pretty much objectively wrong. Watch both of those LPs. You're nuts.

PWhit
03-05-2011, 09:36 PM
To be thoroughly honest I never liked sonic games really. I was always bored by the third stage, even when I was a kid.

jubeh
03-05-2011, 10:19 PM
You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!

But seriously check out big rigs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMnMOEB1zmE

PWhit
03-05-2011, 11:14 PM
when was that made? It's like a horrible indie game got shit out of my old N64 ...lmao

GunZet
03-05-2011, 11:30 PM
You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!

But seriously check out big rigs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMnMOEB1zmE

Oh god...not that game

Ozzaharwood
03-06-2011, 12:20 AM
That game still haunts my dreams...

Kodos
03-06-2011, 12:23 AM
Jubers, the thread is worst game ever, not best game ever. I don't know why you posted Big Rigs.

I defy you all to name one other game that lets me drive a truck at several orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

GunZet
03-06-2011, 07:37 PM
Jubers, the thread is worst game ever, not best game ever. I don't know why you posted Big Rigs.

I defy you all to name one other game that lets me drive a truck at several orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

The Twisted Metal series.
Dump trucks and construction vehicles go pretty fast too.

PWhit
03-07-2011, 07:06 PM
If only every truck went the speed of light... then all we would need are car driving robots.

Blue_Dragon
03-07-2011, 11:01 PM
Unlimited Saga was the worst game I ever played. And I use the term "play" loosely, because even looking up cheats online I couldn't figure how to do anything hardly in that game...it really sucked. Everyone I know who'd played it didn't get it, either. I really wanted to like it, too.

http://www.gametab.com/images/ss/ps2/1392/box-l.jpg

PWhit
03-08-2011, 03:57 PM
I find it funny how it looks like a final fantasy cover only the title is tilted and it has a color backdrop as opposed to white.

Really square enix? is that the best you can do? :|

LVUER
03-09-2011, 01:37 AM
When I tried playing Unlimited Saga back then (when it's first released), I couldn't even past the first battle. It took no time to decide that I'm not going to buy this game.

Hell_Baron
03-11-2011, 09:42 AM
The worst game i've ever played has to be A2 Racer.
i'm guessing you've never heard of it since it was only released in the Netherlands.
The developer Davilex released a shitload of different just as shitty games, and a roadmap program which works just as well as shit in a blender.

adm55
03-12-2011, 01:55 PM
Big Rigs wins :)

PWhit
03-12-2011, 10:48 PM
Maybe Big Rigs will come to the app store!

Also has anyone played, say... those FMV Videogames? I remember playing Phantasmagoria 2 and Time Girl. I remember hating them but that was just me way back when. I dunno how it is now.

LVUER
03-13-2011, 12:34 AM
I love them ^_^ Have you play Gundam : One Year War? It's the most interactive (and hardest) FMV game I've ever played. I got my first game over just in my first minute of playing... and I keep getting game over after that. But it's a fun and cool game anyway (though the replaying isn't fun).

Altiel
03-13-2011, 01:47 AM
lol my bro would love big rigs

PWhit
03-13-2011, 02:56 PM
I love them ^_^ Have you play Gundam : One Year War? It's the most interactive (and hardest) FMV game I've ever played. I got my first game over just in my first minute of playing... and I keep getting game over after that. But it's a fun and cool game anyway (though the replaying isn't fun).

Repetition, repetition, repetition... it only pisses me off now. Hell maybe I'll buy the Sega CD just so I can get all these recommendations just to see how much punishment I can take.

LVUER
03-13-2011, 08:06 PM
Yeah, it's one of the positive side effects of video games... trains your patience and endurance for punishments ^_^

Evil_Cake
03-13-2011, 08:16 PM
o_O

PWhit
03-13-2011, 08:31 PM
Really? I thought it was always to compete and vent rage in a healthy way.

GunZet
03-13-2011, 08:43 PM
Naw bro.

LVUER
03-13-2011, 08:46 PM
That too. And also to train your hand-eye coordination, reflexes, decision-making, etc. But just don't forget that game also have lots of negative side-effects (that most of the time overweight the positive ones).

PWhit
03-14-2011, 08:05 PM
I agree to disagree.

LVUER
03-14-2011, 08:43 PM
What is that you disagree with?

Sconethief
03-15-2011, 12:19 AM
I Luv plumbers don't wear ties. iz so gud.
AVGN's review.(watch out kiddies this is NSFW) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI)

PWhit
03-15-2011, 05:22 PM
Seen that review before... LUL

AllyNidhogg
03-24-2011, 09:57 AM
Action 52
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TwOhHBRAO1Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Should have been called ''52 Games of Glitchy Torture''

PWhit
03-27-2011, 01:56 PM
I do't know if I should laugh or cry.

HAzE
03-28-2011, 06:31 AM
ET the Game. It didn't work.

Rumors about the Atari 2600 game ET being buried by the millions in the desert have circulated for years. Now it turns out there is way more truth in this than anyone could imagine. In the 80ís so many copies of the game were returned the company had no choice but to find something to do with them. Basically they had to choose between paying for a warehouse to store a game no one wanted or just get rid of them.

The company chose the latter. However, they did a little more than just bury them in the desert so you can put away your metal detectors and shovels. First they flattened the games into a pancake with a steam roller. Next they encased them in concrete. Finally they buried the whole blob somewhere in the Nevada or Arizona desert.

Thanks to: http://deadendgames.com/?p=10

Hell_Baron
03-28-2011, 06:45 AM
Does that mean we won't be getting an AVGN review of it?
surely there's a couple of copies that escaped a certain death, right?

LVUER
03-28-2011, 07:43 AM
That means if there's ONLY one or two copies left, that ET games could be very expensive...

PWhit
03-28-2011, 04:11 PM
Hmm... Spoony (Noah Antwiler) does a good dose of masochistic punishment on himself while reviewing it. Can't just have the vid itself here cause it's embed code.

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/18/et-atari-2600-review/

Hell_Baron
03-29-2011, 08:53 AM
Poor guy...
anyway, i think this does prove that several copies have escaped a certain death.
i mean Spoony may have played it on a emulator, but where do you think they ripped the ROM from?
The question is WHO ripped this horrible abomination that can be barely called a game?

PWhit
03-29-2011, 12:51 PM
The same guy who found how many licks it takes to get to the center of a totsie pop.

LVUER
03-29-2011, 07:58 PM
And how many do it takes?

PWhit
03-29-2011, 10:32 PM
Do I really need to say it?

"The world may never know..."

GunZet
03-30-2011, 02:29 PM
Obviously copies of the game still do exist of course. For collective reasons more likely.
It's the reason a lot of horrible crap can still be found.

PWhit
04-04-2011, 05:09 PM
Yeah... and eBay, Craigslist and Amazon are also huge culprits.

Afrobit
04-04-2011, 11:37 PM
Kirby Tilt and Tumble.

For my younger self, this game was frustrating.

I probably wouldn't hate the game now, but back then the game too hard. (I only got to the second level before I quited the game for good.)

sanny1064
04-04-2011, 11:51 PM
Unleashed was also a piece of shit, but that's pretty much objectively wrong. Watch both of those LPs. You're nuts.

dude, pretty much all sonic games suck nowadays. lets face it, the only thing keeping sonic alive are the stupid, obsessed fangirls. just thinking of them makes me shudder in disgust. ughhhhh.

GunZet
04-05-2011, 12:39 AM
The last Sonic game I liked was Sonic Heroes. I found it p. fun lol. Never did beat that last part with super Sonic though, that was just fking tedious.

PWhit
04-05-2011, 03:32 PM
GASP* How dare you like a Sonic Game!!

But seriously, that's respectable. I wish I beat it myself back in the day where it was acceptable to rent a game...

jubeh
04-05-2011, 03:34 PM
Best part of sonic heroes

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Jw6KRkx0vNg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

sanny1064
04-05-2011, 06:52 PM
after sonic adventure 2, the games just started going downhill from there. although sonic heroes was a pretty decent sonic game.
the only reason why i play the sonic games now is probably because of crush 40, the other music, and cause sonics in the game.

jubeh
04-05-2011, 06:58 PM
the only reason why i play the sonic games now is probably because of crush 40

You mean that ironically right

sanny1064
04-05-2011, 07:00 PM
if i say no, are haterz gonna hate? they're not THAT bad are they?? i like their sound. its a prog. hardcore sound with power metal lyrics. do you have something against them??

jubeh
04-05-2011, 07:13 PM
Naw they're the best band of all time.

*Pushes up glasses*

sanny1064
04-05-2011, 07:16 PM
NO! NOT TRUE!! all time low is the best of all time! ^why do i get the feeling that post is trolling.

GunZet
04-05-2011, 08:30 PM
Noobs, Deftones is the best band ever created in the history of ever everness in all of Everlandia. Fking turbo nubs. Anyway....I liked all the music from Sonic Heroes. I might be just a bit crazy.

PWhit
04-05-2011, 08:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7vd7M1pFwo

Outcast
04-05-2011, 11:21 PM
Noobs, Deftones is the best band ever created in the history of ever everness in all of Everlandia. Fking turbo nubs. Anyway....I liked all the music from Sonic Heroes. I might be just a bit crazy.

No Mastodon's the best.


Opinions, opinions fucking everywhere

GunZet
04-06-2011, 12:16 AM
Not opinions. Truth. Although Mastodon is fkin' great.

But eh...I dunno about worst game ever. But it was bad.
Halo ODST. It just wasn't fun to me at all. But the graphics sure were purty.

Hell_Baron
04-06-2011, 05:52 AM
Speaking of Sonic...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64eTZ98r_Ek

PWhit
04-06-2011, 12:54 PM
Halo ODST. It just wasn't fun to me at all. But the graphics sure were purty.

and Halo cashed in with Reach. Thats microsoft for ya.

GunZet
04-06-2011, 04:18 PM
and Halo cashed in with Reach. Thats microsoft for ya.

The good stuff
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/278410/news/343-working-on-halo-1-remake-report/

CypressDahlia
04-06-2011, 04:34 PM
Can't say I loved the Sonic Heroes songs, but they did suit the games awfully well.

Hayashida
04-06-2011, 07:21 PM
I liked ODST. It had a good feel to it.

Lucifer
04-08-2011, 11:03 AM
I can see why people don't like the halo games, but putting them on number 1 place for worst game ever is a bit... odd.

Battlestrike was reaaaaallly bad though.

CypressDahlia
04-08-2011, 06:38 PM
Halo is definitely not the worst game ever. It is only the worst game ever relative to the amount of ass-kissing it receives on a regular basis from fanboys and publications. But other than that, it's a solid FPS.

Game of the millennium? No; that's stretching it.

GunZet
04-08-2011, 06:58 PM
Imma just say the Halo games lost their touch with me when they stopped being about MC.

Sylux
04-11-2011, 01:41 PM
What, you mean there were more past Halo 3...?!

CypressDahlia
04-11-2011, 02:32 PM
Reach > Halo 3 in every possible way. I wish Halo 3 fanboys would realize.

Though the jetpack is the flavor of the month right now and it's shaking up multiplayer.

GunZet
04-11-2011, 02:39 PM
Why does it seem the AI driving in Halo2 is far better than Reach's? lol.

Handy333
04-11-2011, 04:49 PM
(changing the subject like a Bi...g guy...) Melee is better than Brawl!

GunZet
04-11-2011, 05:18 PM
Never played Melee. Never played Brawl. So I assume the first is better than all of them.

PWhit
04-11-2011, 10:27 PM
First was simple, the rest made the first look the best. (Really SONIC in BRAWL?! WTF!?)

Evil_Cake
04-11-2011, 10:29 PM
Brawl has Wario, therefor its the best fighter ever

GunZet
04-11-2011, 11:09 PM
Fox has to be the best character though. Just sayin'. *I'm just a big StarFox fan*

Outcast
04-12-2011, 09:13 AM
Wolf's better

PWhit
04-12-2011, 03:09 PM
Warrioware Map FTW.

Sylux
04-15-2011, 12:55 PM
Trainer is obviously the best character because only ignorant or bored peoples dislike Pokemon.

ClockHand
04-15-2011, 12:58 PM
Why are you guys talking about the Brawl? everyone knows the best desgined was the Mele.

For Mele I go for Link and in Prawl I go for Ike.

PWhit
05-22-2011, 03:19 PM
Well due to the OT discussion of Brawl, I waited for a new post and finally had to find a new game to say is the WORST GAME EVER.

I dunno if anyone has seen this but, take a look at this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNpBwU3PTX8

ClockHand
05-22-2011, 03:33 PM
Halo Reach is way better than Halo3.

Halo Reach is worst in story than Halo3 (and I don't like the story of Halo 3), but in multiplayer is pretty solid and way more focused than Halo3.


Mele is better than Brawl.

Mele was made by the same programmers and developers of the first Smash Bros (brawl wasn't).
It has the most wide and balanced amount of character. Brawl does have more characters, but are pretty unbalanced, example: In Mele the fastest character was Falcon (If my memory doesn't fail me), in Brawl is Sonic, but Falcon is still there, then why keep a quick character with low endurance, low damage and obviously less fast than others that are better?
Mele has the best stages, because most of the stages are diverse, and are not to many to get you lost. Brawl overuse some stuff of the stages of Mele, like the stages on movement, making a lot of stages annoying.

And so. Mele was the best Smash Bros, of that there shouldn't be any fight.

jubeh
05-22-2011, 04:57 PM
snip

Have you seen the episode of broken pixels where they played superman 64

CypressDahlia
05-22-2011, 05:46 PM
...then why keep a quick character with low endurance, low damage and obviously less fast than others that are better?

With over 20 characters, it's difficult to make every character fit their own personal archetype. X-23 is a better version of Felicia in every possible way, but I don't mind that they're both there. Also, it's not a crime to have low-tier characters in games. They're there for people who want to challenge themselves. When I want a challenge, I play Felicia lol.

I don't know what you mean by the stages argument but, up through Melee, Smash Bros had pretty minimal environmental pressure. As in, the stages were little more than eyecandy and did not impose very specific challenges on the player. What I liked about Brawl is that, now, you're trying to win the fight while also trying to find a strategic workaround for obstacles and hazards. That's vital to arena-type gameplay.


And so. Mele was the best Smash Bros, of that there shouldn't be any fight.

This is only partly true. Melee is more balanced, but Brawl just offers MORE, which is what I look for in a successor game. And it's not like Brawl has broken balance like MvC, or something, where more = less balanced. Maybe only slightly.




Also, QWOP is the worst game ever.

Superdooperphailmachine
05-22-2011, 09:24 PM
QWOP is the best game ever.

Daikatana is the worst game ever.

Kodos
05-22-2011, 09:57 PM
Sonic 2k6 still makes Daikatana look amazing.

Sconethief
05-22-2011, 11:30 PM
Shadow the hedgehog was worse than sonic 2k6 methinks.

PWhit
05-23-2011, 07:37 PM
Do I dare ask what QWOP means (other than the contender for worst game ever)?

Bardic-Dragoon
05-23-2011, 08:19 PM
Do I dare ask what QWOP means (other than the contender for worst game ever)?

QWOP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB8OqCRtTDA&feature=related) is QWOP (http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html)

but really it's the controls (and apparently the name of your character) and it's not terrible, just... impossible to play... in a humorously agonizing way.

jubeh
05-23-2011, 08:22 PM
Yeah I already hated seagulls but qwop made me hate them even more.

Bardic-Dragoon
05-23-2011, 08:36 PM
wait i thought seagulls was GIRP?

jubeh
05-23-2011, 08:37 PM
Oh yeah I confused them

CypressDahlia
05-24-2011, 06:32 AM
I got to the end of GIRP. It was an arduous journey.

Evil_Cake
05-24-2011, 12:54 PM
girp is cool qwop is qwap

Hell_Baron
05-24-2011, 03:40 PM
I'm pretty sure i've mentioned it before in this thread but...
Sonic Freeriders HAS to be one the worst games made. EVAH!
Luckily the game (or should i say bag full of shit and vommit) is only available on Kinect
I mean, the controls are fucking broken, team play is a mess, voice controls are pretty much not present and the title song is SO FUCKING ANOYINGLY LOUD! seriously, if you work at a gamestore and you have that shit in the demopod (meaning you'll have to listen to it the entire goddamned fucking day), then having a giant fossilized catus covered in barbedwire and hot tar will seem far more apealing than listening to that shit for 8 hours a day. don't believe me? here, enjoy motherfucker:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QnmRfBPbgU

A former classmate actually experienced it firsthand. ofcourse i didn't believe him at first but then he took it home to review it for the store he's working at. the next day he told me after playing it he may have found one of the worst games in history.
at first i tought he was exagurating, but when i played it for the first time i was quickly proven wrong...
seriously during teamplay we constantly smashed our heads against each other! at a certain moment i was beginning to forget my own goddamned name by smashing our skulls together. sweet jesus, did that game suck balls.
even his boss agreed when experiencing it first-hand! but then again they had stocked a shitload of copies and it would be a waste of money if they threw that shit away.

but for the love of velociraptorchrist people, avoid that shit!

jubeh
05-24-2011, 04:28 PM
Why are you guys hating on qwop its the best scoot your butt along the ground simulator I've ever played.

GunZet
05-24-2011, 06:39 PM
That transformers game, you know, the ps2 one? Most horrible game i've played in recent years.

CypressDahlia
05-24-2011, 11:37 PM
Why are you guys hating on qwop its the best scoot your butt along the ground simulator I've ever played.

Awkward knee hop simulator.

Son44
05-25-2011, 03:35 PM
Only Big Rigs can possibly reach this game to its knees in terms of production value, voice acting and playablility. Maybe Superman 64 as well..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI

Sconethief
05-25-2011, 04:46 PM
Only Big Rigs can possibly reach this game to its knees in terms of production value, voice acting and playablility. Maybe Superman 64 as well..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI

I already beat you to that one on page 3 :P

Son44
05-25-2011, 05:20 PM
I already beat you to that one on page 3 :P

LoL

I looked through the thread before I was gonna post that. Oh wait, the one you posted was a link

xiaochun3612
05-25-2011, 10:22 PM
i think Worst Game is DNF ...do you know this game ?

so boring !!!

Often been hacking, hard play equipment, there is no night, also Fangbu Zhu security number, it makes me angry.

Ozzaharwood
05-25-2011, 10:25 PM
Ugh this guy. Is he a bot, or isn't he? If he is it must be an intelligent one to be able to post relevant things...

jubeh
05-25-2011, 10:35 PM
Cmon man he is clearly not a bot.

Ozzaharwood
05-25-2011, 10:38 PM
Have you seen his other posts? Plus he was advertising Microsoft Office in his signature before I deleted it.

jubeh
05-25-2011, 10:39 PM
I think you're upset because he said duke nukem forever was the worst game ever when it hasn't even been released yet. Clearly he sees the future and you're just jealous.

Ozzaharwood
05-25-2011, 10:41 PM
Lmao, I didn't know what DNF was

Hell_Baron
05-26-2011, 01:08 PM
Uhm.. i don't think he meant Duke Nukem Forever, Jubeh.
It could be that he meant Dungeon Fighter, wich for some apparent reason also uses the acronym DNF.

but then again, he could be a CoD fanboy

CypressDahlia
05-26-2011, 07:52 PM
He's just upset about that Fangbu Zhu security number...

Distorted_Dirk
05-31-2011, 08:26 PM
vampire rain
/shiver

wolfman
06-01-2011, 03:34 PM
vampire rain
/shiver


that was so hilariously bad

PWhit
06-01-2011, 10:19 PM
Only Big Rigs can possibly reach this game to its knees in terms of production value, voice acting and playablility. Maybe Superman 64 as well..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI

I remember that... bad times... bad times....

Hell_Baron
06-03-2011, 04:12 PM
oh god... not that atrocity of a "videogame"
every time i hear someone mentioning it i think to myself: "who in the hell greenlighted this piece of shit?!"

uhg... i'm going to take a shower.