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jubeh
02-23-2011, 12:55 PM
Wherein we discuss the slayer.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f201/Jubeh/slayer.png

Who is this mysterious man? What is his purpose?

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:02 PM
I can tell that he is a man who is has impeccable timing because he wears a watch. This can only mean that he is a master at timing his attacks to slay things. Now, I believe this picture was taken in the afternoon, and based on the shadows, he is heading west-wards. So he must be slaying things either in Europe, Africa, or North or South America. We should try to narrow this down further if we hope to have any idea of just what his purpose completely is.

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:12 PM
is that a pony tail

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:12 PM
I think it's just a bit of the side of someone's head because you can sort of make out an ear and there's a leg as well.

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:13 PM
I think that's a person behind him.

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:16 PM
What could possibly need slaying in the western part of the world, guys. Let's think hard here.

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:17 PM
you

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:17 PM
Egyptian dictators?

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:17 PM
you

man what did I do

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:18 PM
man what did I do

srry wasnt thinking hard enough

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:20 PM
It's cool.

I would say that James could be on to something because the way he's dressed is not very good for cold weather. Unless he's a super-super badass who doesn't feel the cold.

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:24 PM
We need saphira to find out who this guy is and give us a window into his life.

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:24 PM
Yeah. We need to know what drives this man.

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:28 PM
it is 2 dangerous to send saphira investigating this guy he might be an enemy

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:29 PM
How could he be an enemy I just can't believe that. I won't believe it.

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:32 PM
Oh man, you're right! It didn't even occur to me that this guy might be working for the bad guys.

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:38 PM
You guys are paranoid and dangerous

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:41 PM
ur just too trusting

Hayashida
02-23-2011, 01:41 PM
Listen, I'm not saying that this is a sure-thing. But just in case it is, I think we should be prepared, that's all I'm saying.

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:46 PM
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

*Pulls out a gun*

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:47 PM
Good... Gooood....

butternut
02-23-2011, 01:47 PM
Throughout this thread, I was Laughing so hard and facepalm-ing at the same time....i think i'll lose my mind. lol. And i didn't even need alcohol or drugs. Hahahahaha...!!!

Who would have thought, the "Slayer" himself wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams, that he would become a sensation on MT that people have his pic as his avatar.

Well, people, fear not. If you want me to investigate this mysterious presence who has gripped most of MT, I shall go. And return with victory. Just give me the word.

jubeh
02-23-2011, 01:51 PM
The word

butternut
02-23-2011, 01:53 PM
Cool.Now prepare a ceremony for me.

Evil_Cake
02-23-2011, 01:56 PM
ok *orders some pizza*

GunZet
02-23-2011, 01:57 PM
The man is obviously an unusually large Hobbit. Therefore he is indeed off to slay some form of gem encrusted dragon. His only reward is honor, for he needs no gold or glitz.

butternut
02-23-2011, 02:02 PM
Awesome. with extra cheese please.

Delphinus
02-23-2011, 03:33 PM
I declare this day a public holiday as the High Priest of the Orthodox Church of the Slayer. None shall be allowed to welcome dragonkin into their house on this day henceforth; nor shall any serpent, dragonkin or otherwise, be allowed to set foot in the glorious High Temple of the Slayer. For He is our light and our star; without His grace we are nothing, and before His glory we are as ants.

DrPumpkin
02-24-2011, 04:36 AM
Oh, I know that guy.

He's called Dave.

Hell_Baron
02-24-2011, 05:11 AM
HENCEFORTH THE ALLMIGHTY SLAYER SHALL BE KNOWN AS "DAVE THE ALLMIGHTY SLAYER OF DRAGONKIN"

Delphinus
02-24-2011, 08:31 AM
If you ever meet the almighty Slayer, Saphira, remember to tell him that an internet cult's formed around him. :P

butternut
02-24-2011, 08:37 AM
Lol..I sure will!
The thing is, he's really mysterious. None of my wingies(people i live with) recognize him.

Evil_Cake
02-24-2011, 11:07 AM
well of course hes mysterious, but do not give up ur quest

butternut
02-24-2011, 01:24 PM
I will not, Evil_Cake. You, sir, have renewed my inspiration and given me hope. I shall go again, marching bravely, not returning without answers.

GunZet
02-24-2011, 04:46 PM
Give up your quest and return to your lands. This mystery is not worth sacrificing your life over...last I heard, one of my sentries spotted him heading towards the great Mt. Kraken...I can't come to think of what lies in there. But I have read the legends, only the greatest even DARE step on its borders!
I have not heard from my sentry since then.

Evil_Cake
02-24-2011, 05:06 PM
I'm srry u gotta learn it this way but ur sentry had a drug problem and died

Hell_Baron
02-25-2011, 04:09 AM
SENTRY DOWN!

HardToExplain
02-25-2011, 10:37 AM
http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab198/JDGC456/cfhjfhjg.jpg

butternut
02-25-2011, 11:30 AM
Holy Crap!!!

GunZet
02-25-2011, 01:19 PM
I fking knew it!...this is not ordinary man, he's one of the old knights, the cursed and banished Black Foragers. Death does not seek them, they live to fight..this is not good, guys.
This means there are others out there.

Sylux
02-25-2011, 01:21 PM
Whoa I saw that guy at my Narcotics Anonymous meeting yesterday

butternut
02-25-2011, 01:24 PM
More??Okay, change in plans? Are we uncovering all of them or what?

GunZet
02-25-2011, 01:32 PM
Don't go looking for them, -they- come to you.

butternut
03-02-2011, 10:14 AM
Yo I finally tracked out who the guy really is! =D
Though now my friends think i'm hitting on him
And turns out he's a senior, with a dual degree of Economics and Mechanical engg., and a lot more.

And yeah, his name starts with a 'D'. whoever called him 'Dave' must be psychic!

Evil_Cake
03-02-2011, 12:35 PM
gj

butternut
03-02-2011, 12:49 PM
Man it's no joke! How ruuude!!

Evil_Cake
03-02-2011, 01:03 PM
huh it stands for good job

butternut
03-02-2011, 01:08 PM
oops! sorry, my bad. (thought it was good joke)

these abbreviations can be really confusing sometimes. another example : gfu

and yeah, thank you!

Evil_Cake
03-02-2011, 01:40 PM
next time i will not be lazy and actually write out the words

jubeh
03-02-2011, 01:45 PM
And turns out he's a senior, with a dual degree of Economics and Mechanical eng., and a lot more.

More like dual degree in slaying dudes and slaying dragons.

Hayashida
03-02-2011, 01:46 PM
This guy has more credentials than I initially thought.

butternut
03-02-2011, 02:18 PM
More like dual degree in slaying dudes and slaying dragons.

you mean 'duel degree'?? :cat_lol:

Evil_Cake
03-02-2011, 02:35 PM
:cat_ahahaha:

Delphinus
03-02-2011, 04:44 PM
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Byakuran
03-06-2011, 08:32 PM
are u guys stalking this guy . - . ?

Do you guys even have permission to use his foto D:?

Aren't you guys adoring him 2 much? is this legal?

jubeh
03-06-2011, 08:36 PM
ALL HAIL

THE SLAYERRRR

*Sacrificed a goat*

Evil_Cake
03-06-2011, 08:36 PM
its okay I'm sure he'd like to have a cult based on him :cat_see:

GunZet
03-06-2011, 09:09 PM
are u guys stalking this guy . - . ?

Do you guys even have permission to use his foto D:?

Aren't you guys adoring him 2 much? is this legal?

HERETIC!! OFF WITH HER HEAD

PWhit
03-06-2011, 09:29 PM
...cool, this is hardcore worship of one normal person.

Outcast
03-07-2011, 01:53 AM
I'll give him my first born child.

DrPumpkin
03-07-2011, 02:04 AM
I have deemed this person a threat to society.

So I'm assassinating him.

Hell_Baron
03-07-2011, 04:36 AM
I have deemed this person a threat to society.

So I'm assassinating him.

BLASPHEMY! FEED HIM TO THE KRAKEN!
THEN FEED THE KRAKEN TO ANOTHER KRAKEN!

Evil_Cake
03-07-2011, 12:42 PM
I have deemed this person a threat to society.

So I'm assassinating him.

u cant, all our first born children will be his human shields

Byakuran
03-07-2011, 02:21 PM
What did this guy do, to get y'all guy crushin on him?

Evil_Cake
03-07-2011, 02:33 PM
he was at the right place at the right time

Byakuran
03-07-2011, 02:54 PM
Who's Mordor?

He killed mordor? how do you know the pic is even him? do you have any proof?

HardToExplain
03-07-2011, 03:04 PM
Mordor is a land, not a person.


*hint: LOTR

GunZet
03-07-2011, 04:23 PM
FOR MORDORRRRRRRRRRrrr!!! *runs into imaginary battle*

butternut
03-07-2011, 04:26 PM
Mordor is dead Gunz. And it's ruled by Dave the Almighty Slayer of Mordor of Dragonkin. There is no point in battle for Mordor now.

DrPumpkin
03-07-2011, 04:49 PM
Oh, dammit, he's found me.

No! No! Why aren't my arrows working! NO! STAY AWAY!

ARGGGHH.

GunZet
03-07-2011, 05:11 PM
-Rape-

Evil_Cake
03-07-2011, 07:25 PM
justice

Hell_Baron
03-08-2011, 04:01 AM
Chocolate helicopter

butternut
03-08-2011, 05:12 AM
What?

DrPumpkin
03-08-2011, 05:50 AM
Whhaaah?

Outcast
03-08-2011, 10:30 AM
You've been chocolate helicoptered duh.

GunZet
03-08-2011, 12:05 PM
Coach ate it.

Byakuran
03-14-2011, 09:00 AM
so how do you know thats really that guy?

Shouldn't you be discussing who's like the hottest women ever... so not manly man.

Rio
03-14-2011, 11:41 AM
We should take random pictures in public spaces and find the next "IT" guy or gal.

Byakuran
03-14-2011, 03:26 PM
That reminds me i took a picturew of a weird bug when i was waiting for the bus.
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/1623/img02201.jpg

my camera sucks cuz it looked so creepy in real.

GunZet
03-14-2011, 04:07 PM
That's obviously Jesus.

Byakuran
03-14-2011, 04:32 PM
also it looked like wood, but the things were't it wings his wings are more freaky lioke BAM wings D:

Rio
03-14-2011, 04:37 PM
Was it a moth? Or was it a mosquito?

Byakuran
03-14-2011, 04:38 PM
IDUNNO

pajamajam
03-14-2011, 09:31 PM
Was it a skeeter eater?

I found this guy chillin by my front door last summer:
http://i870.photobucket.com/albums/ab265/koalapanties/100_0192.jpg

GunZet
03-14-2011, 09:48 PM
Hell wtf is that thing. Mothra!?

Evil_Cake
03-14-2011, 10:02 PM
im p jelly

jubeh
03-14-2011, 11:20 PM
I saw this outside my room the other day.

http://a.imageshack.us/img194/4615/10points4gryffindor.jpg

Byakuran
03-15-2011, 07:07 AM
Lies. stop lying to be seen better, it's oke.

jubeh
03-15-2011, 12:09 PM
No seriously I saw this too.

http://a.imageshack.us/img194/4615/10points4gryffindor.jpg

Byakuran
03-15-2011, 03:04 PM
maaan Jubeh, it's oke, you don't have to lie D:

Evil_Cake
03-15-2011, 03:05 PM
those things r everywhere its nothing special

Hayashida
03-15-2011, 04:14 PM
goddammit James you got me both times

jubeh
03-15-2011, 06:48 PM
goddammit James you got me both times

My job here is done.

Byakuran
03-16-2011, 06:21 AM
goddammit James you got me both times

Hahahah :'D

Cloudy
04-13-2011, 04:39 AM
look at the determination in his eyes! he's definitely on a mission!

jubeh
06-16-2013, 01:18 AM
bump

Joosh
06-16-2013, 01:34 AM
Oh god what

GunZet
06-16-2013, 01:48 AM
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f201/Jubeh/slayer.png
And his quest is still not yet complete.

Evil_Cake
06-16-2013, 01:56 AM
If you are ever feeling blue, just remember the Slayer is out there somewhere, working towards a better tomorrow for us all.

Hayashida
06-16-2013, 02:05 PM
:monkey_gleam:

jubeh
06-16-2013, 03:12 PM
If he never stopped walking I wonder where he is now

Hell_Baron
06-16-2013, 07:39 PM
Somewhere where he is needed, my friend.
Spreading both malice and mayhem along with love and happiness.

Rio
06-18-2013, 02:23 PM
...I-I think I've seen the Slayer in my area! :cat_shy:

jubeh
06-18-2013, 02:37 PM
WHAT

Evil_Cake
06-18-2013, 02:57 PM
so lucky