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PWhit
02-03-2011, 09:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I am in dire need of sleep so I request of you one demand. Tell me a story. That's all I want, good day.

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ATTENTION:

I will now be starting the Awards Section. This is the area that has stories, tales, expeditions and sagas that actually deserve an award for posting a tale worth reading before going to bed. There are two awards for each time I need a story. Every time I change the title, there is a new chance to win. It's that simple.

The Coolest Story- (Undecided; will re-run contest)
A True Bro- (Undecided; will re-run contest)

The Most Riveting Tale- Delphinus
A Good Chap- pajamajam

Evil_Cake
02-03-2011, 10:57 PM
go 2 bed

Hayashida
02-03-2011, 11:10 PM
Brool cory, sto.

PWhit
02-03-2011, 11:19 PM
Awesome I can sleep now. :/

jubeh
02-03-2011, 11:23 PM
Whenever Im cleaning my room I tend to pile things on top of my bed that need to be moved. This way at the end of the night, if all that stuff isn't where it's meant to go then I have nowhere to sleep.

Hayashida
02-03-2011, 11:28 PM
If that happened to me, I would just toss it all on the floor though.

pajamajam
02-03-2011, 11:28 PM
Once upon a time there was this kid named PWhit. He was tired but he couldn't fall asleep, so he got on the internet. Little did PWhit know that the internet was an evil, insomnia-causing invention that took advantage of people's sleep-deprived states so they would make dumb threads and spend too much money. PWhit fell for the internet's clever trap and sent pajamajam twenty bucks. Pajamajam was so thankful for PWhit's unwitting generosity that she decided to return the favor by helping him fall asleep. So p-jam called PWhit a whiner so he'd feel unmanly, and advised him to just take a damn Tylenol PM or something and get some freaking sleep already. The end.

Hell_Baron
02-04-2011, 09:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXqIYx0CgH8&feature=related

Play this song and you'll sleep like a family man.

PWhit
02-04-2011, 01:59 PM
pajamajam: I loved the story but that didn't happen. :P
Hell Baron: Cool Song Bro, but I wanted stories.

jubeh
02-04-2011, 02:14 PM
I have the stories from the old MT Radio.

Juan and the Beatstick:
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://s3.amazonaws.com/yourlistenAudio/embed.swf" id="audioplayer1" height="55" width="310"><param name="movie" value="http://s3.amazonaws.com/yourlistenAudio/embed.swf"><param name="FlashVars" value="playerID=1&soundfile=http%3A%2F%2Fdetolcwsksece.cloudfront.ne t%2F79763.mp3"><param name="quality" value="high"><param name="menu" value="false"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></object>

The Crab Kings:
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://s3.amazonaws.com/yourlistenAudio/embed.swf" id="audioplayer1" height="55" width="310"><param name="movie" value="http://s3.amazonaws.com/yourlistenAudio/embed.swf"><param name="FlashVars" value="playerID=1&soundfile=http%3A%2F%2Fdetolcwsksece.cloudfront.ne t%2F79761.mp3"><param name="quality" value="high"><param name="menu" value="false"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></object>

PWhit
02-05-2011, 12:10 PM
Nice, my speakers are busted now though. -.- I'll play it eventually.

M3S1H
02-05-2011, 01:45 PM
Hmm...a story, it won't be good, but it's just the first thing that came to my mind... Okay then, once upon a time, there was something known to us terrestrials as a "Silly Goose." Now, this Silly Goose was no ordinary goose. He would screw people over and boil them with anger when they were to swear in an open-minded and accepting place. However, one day, the almighty Rio would build a web-equivalent of an ark, and migrate all the people who chose to go with her to this new place, leaving behind the menacing Silly Goose. Evil has been destroyed, but for a price - for the new land of which followers arrived had a whole new overlay and background system. Many people found it hard to adjust to, but pretty soon they were able to adapt, hoping the almighty Rio would not make a new "web-ark" and vanquish the surrounding community again...The end. (Yes, the end. I don't care if it's short, or if it lacks quality, it's the end. Good luck trying to read yourself to sleep with this one.)

PWhit
02-05-2011, 02:21 PM
Well it's 2 in the afternoon so...

Cool story bro, when's the sequel?

jubeh
02-05-2011, 02:28 PM
Nice, my speakers are busted now though. -.- I'll play it eventually.

You're missing out they are the best stories ever told.

PWhit
02-05-2011, 02:34 PM
Oh noes, I must repair nao. ;A;

Evil_Cake
02-05-2011, 03:02 PM
when I tried 2 play them earlier they didnt do anything

Byakuran
02-05-2011, 03:03 PM
i hate it when people say ' cool story bro ' cuz i talk alot and that makes me feel like a douchebag that always talks >_< (maybe it's true lol . - . )

jubeh
02-05-2011, 03:05 PM
Bollocks you are right.

I'll just link the players.

The Crab Kings (http://yourlisten.com/channel/content/79761/Crabs)

Juan and the Beatstick (http://yourlisten.com/channel/content/79763/Juan_and_the_Beatstick)

PWhit
02-05-2011, 03:18 PM
Thanks, in advance jubeh.

@buyakuran, no worries, you posted like two sentences.

jubeh
02-05-2011, 03:24 PM
i hate it when people say ' cool story bro ' cuz i talk alot and that makes me feel like a douchebag that always talks >_< (maybe it's true lol . - . )

Cool story bro

Byakuran
02-05-2011, 05:03 PM
Cool story bro

.... Let's not go there Jubeh, Let's not.

jubeh
02-05-2011, 05:10 PM
Why do you keep saying that

PWhit
02-05-2011, 05:34 PM
.... Let's not go there Jubeh, Let's not.


You're saying that in a thread called "Cool Story Bro". I'm sure you had to have seen that coming.

Byakuran
02-05-2011, 05:48 PM
Why do you keep saying that

Cuz you don't want to go there. Trust me.

jubeh
02-05-2011, 05:56 PM
What if I want to go there

Byakuran
02-05-2011, 06:19 PM
Well i won't let you.

Delphinus
02-05-2011, 06:34 PM
*Cool_Story_Bro = &Cool_Story_Bro;
Cool_Story_Bro(Cool_Story_Bro);

jubeh
02-05-2011, 06:37 PM
I...I think Im gonna go there.

Byakuran
02-05-2011, 06:57 PM
You don't know the way. Are you really prepared getting lost there?

PWhit
02-05-2011, 07:07 PM
It's a spam bin, of course we're going there.

Oh and....

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/01&#37;20cool%20story%20bro.jpg

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4740705/Riveting-tale-chap.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Snob

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/cool_story_bro_2.jpg

jubeh
02-05-2011, 07:27 PM
You don't know the way. Are you really prepared getting lost there?

Im ready

Hayashida
02-05-2011, 07:38 PM
James can you pick me up a pack of chips on the way

PWhit
02-05-2011, 07:41 PM
Get me tacos, I'll pay you back later.

Hayashida
02-05-2011, 07:42 PM
What the hell why would you even think for a second that you can get tacos where he's going? do you have any idea how upsetting what you just said was

PWhit
02-05-2011, 07:45 PM
I don't think, I just do. I thought there were always tacos everywhere, thanks to Tacopalloza.

jubeh
02-05-2011, 07:51 PM
I cant believe you would say that.

PWhit
02-05-2011, 07:57 PM
I'll just be getting my tacos now. :/

Hayashida
02-05-2011, 08:00 PM
Man this guy just doesn't know when to stop

jubeh
02-05-2011, 08:01 PM
*Sobs*

Hayashida
02-05-2011, 10:08 PM
Now look, you've made Jubeh cry

PWhit
02-05-2011, 10:20 PM
Oh no! Want a cookie or something?

M3S1H
02-06-2011, 06:48 AM
...I don't think a cookie will stop Jubeh's eternal searing of pain, his internal conflict with the traumatic effect. We tried to stop you, but now you've moved on from tacos to COOKIES?! ...Good luck getting Jubeh to accept it.

PWhit
02-06-2011, 11:15 AM
O dear GOD! What have I done!?

jubeh
02-06-2011, 03:37 PM
Banned

Byakuran
02-06-2011, 03:45 PM
Really?

No they aren't banned :/ why did you say ' banned ' Jubeh ? Please explain...
(don't ban me ;A; )

PWhit
02-06-2011, 07:21 PM
K see you next eternity. =(

M3S1H
02-07-2011, 04:06 AM
...Wow, Jubeh was just being a jerk...lol...

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 06:15 AM
Nah man he was jk >_> he didn't get banned at all... xD

Sylux
02-07-2011, 12:50 PM
Jaban only bubehs bots, man, ur p much safe.

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 12:52 PM
Actually, there was a dark period a while ago where Jubeh became possessed with the spirit of an ancient demon and just banned people left, right and centre. It was a horrific time.

Sylux
02-07-2011, 12:54 PM
was it a Jabanese spirit

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 12:55 PM
How the hell do you expect me to know that. Look, all I know is that it was horrible and I don't know if James has ever gotten over it.

Sylux
02-07-2011, 12:59 PM
U should punch him for me and tell him to get over it ._.

jubeh
02-07-2011, 12:59 PM
Hey whats up what are you guys talking about.

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 01:02 PM
Ah oh, Uh n-nothing James. What's up with you, how's your family

Sylux
02-07-2011, 01:04 PM
Jubeh did you ever get that chair from your mum?

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:04 PM
whats the point he can easily scroll up...

pajamajam
02-07-2011, 01:05 PM
I think that was the joke, numanuma.

Sylux
02-07-2011, 01:06 PM
shhhhhhh

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:07 PM
I think that was the joke, numanuma.

Sorry, i felt the need to be a joke-killer

Sylux
02-07-2011, 01:09 PM
bya it's not kool to murderate except on Minecraft

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:13 PM
GUYS GUYS

I JUST GOT CALLED TO COME FOR A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW HOLY COW I'M SO HAPPY
I didn't hear what she say after she said i could come now i don't know if it was 7.15 or 6.45 . - . i'll just come for 6.45 and if it was for 7.15 i'll just say i came early.

jubeh
02-07-2011, 01:15 PM
Put me down as a reference.

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 01:15 PM
Yeah put me down as well. I can talk to your boss and they'll be sure to hire you

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:18 PM
i already put in i have no job experiences i even put in jokes and stuff in my letter... like
" Job Experience -
'I also do chores in the house for money, but i don't think that counts (haha)." and stuff like that...

Sylux
02-07-2011, 01:19 PM
man don't you watch office sitcoms you should know that bosses are mean and don't like funnies

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 01:19 PM
Tell your soon-to-be boss that if he doesn't give you the job im gonna punch him in the back

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:21 PM
Threatening. cool.

But guys why would i have american people as reference srsly... she's probably gonna ask about my life and shi7, i need to act like i have a social life and i ain't a manga-holic... OTL aah fuck now i also need to put on make-up = _ =

jubeh
02-07-2011, 01:21 PM
Alright Im starting the chopper. We're going to the netherlands.

wolfman
02-07-2011, 01:21 PM
i keep getting told to not put references on my CV o-o loads of companies just take peoples cvs and try and sell stuff to them

pajamajam
02-07-2011, 01:24 PM
I was told to just put 'references available upon request,' and have a printed sheet with the refs handy.

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 01:24 PM
Alright Im starting the chopper. We're going to the netherlands.

Does anyone actually know how to fly

pajamajam
02-07-2011, 01:25 PM
I've successfully landed a Blackhawk in a sim.

jubeh
02-07-2011, 01:31 PM
Maggies driving.

Sylux
02-07-2011, 01:35 PM
I have taken a military Copter Course but I'm p sure simulator training beats booksmarts

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:40 PM
What? ... Maan guys
Do i need to wear a girly outfit or a fashiony outfit or trendy one ?
what should i do with my hair :SSS , not heavy make-up right ? i never put on heavy make-up anyway ...
Should i make jokes a lot or not? be chatty.... hmmmm

pajamajam
02-07-2011, 01:49 PM
Just wear something nice, like slacks and a nice blouse. You don't have to get super dressy or fashionable unless you're working at a clothing store. Just pull your hair back in a neat ponytail or something, and don't wear tons of makeup. Heck, don't wear any if you don't need to cover anything up. Just make sure you look neat and don't smell, and don't wear any bracelets you can fiddle with when you're nervous.

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 01:51 PM
i have this outfit thats kinda dressy it's a vest with a diamnd flower thing on it and with a cool blouse underneath it and i have this matching watch with it and grey baggy skinny jeans and this golden diadeem ... but i guess i should do a ponytail :/

So i should only put on a lil mascara ? ...

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:01 PM
Just do yourself up with an emo swoop. You'll be aight.

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:09 PM
Looks like hayashida's causing an inductive effect on you jubeh.

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:10 PM
What

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:12 PM
In advice-giving. Inductive effect. Physics..

Well, it's either that, or you've got a thing for emo swoop.

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:13 PM
I give the best advice saphira.

Like right now I advise you to get out of my face.

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:14 PM
what if i dont.

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:15 PM
Come at me bro

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:16 PM
Okay.

Here's a *Rocket Punch*

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:17 PM
*Judo throw*

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:18 PM
*Finds footing and lifts jubeh up and slams him down*

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:21 PM
*Bites*

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:24 PM
yeeoww! *pulls hair and lands a kick on the stomach*

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:25 PM
*Claws at eyes*

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:26 PM
*blocks with one hand and pushes with other*

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:27 PM
*Punches hand*

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:28 PM
*Kicks*

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:29 PM
*Backflip*

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 04:31 PM
i can't emo swoop man. i have a half-ish pony though . - . well oh well i'm so nervous ALSO

TOMORROW WIND POWER 8 ! I NEED TO CYCLE IN WINDPOWER 8 ;A;!

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:32 PM
Hey whats up numana.

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:34 PM
Ha! Good job!but it is still on till one of us remains..

Oh hey Bya!

*advances slowly towards jubeh*

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:35 PM
Man saphira why dont you chill out Im trying to talk to my friend

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:36 PM
Fine, time out then!

Damn, why can't i ever have a good fight, virtual or real!

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 04:40 PM
Man saphira why dont you chill out Im trying to talk to my friend

You called me your friend...:o

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:45 PM
Hey dont make this weird

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 04:51 PM
Hahaha oke,

nm what about you Jubeh?

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:53 PM
Chillin

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 04:54 PM
aah oke

are u eating super bowl leftovers food now ?

jubeh
02-07-2011, 04:56 PM
Yeah we had more wings left that weren't cooked yet

butternut
02-07-2011, 04:57 PM
Bya do you guys also follow any superbowl-equivalent in netherlands??

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 05:07 PM
We don't have super bowl but we do have

FOOTBALL (soccer) WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OR PREMIER LEAGUE OR ANYTHING SOCCER RELATED ... :D EUFA CUP
EURO CHAMPIONSHIP <333

butternut
02-07-2011, 05:17 PM
Ahh..those...

jubeh
02-07-2011, 05:21 PM
Yo I got a banana split

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 05:31 PM
Banana's in pajamas are comming down the stairs ~~~

jubeh
02-07-2011, 05:33 PM
Jeez dude

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 05:34 PM
What. What is the problem bro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM

jubeh
02-07-2011, 05:35 PM
Yeah I know what you were references thats why I said jeez.

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 05:36 PM
i just felt like sharing this ' special ' song with the MT community bro.

wolfman
02-07-2011, 05:38 PM
i think i used to watch a programme called banana's in pajamas when i was a kid o-o

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 05:43 PM
Well i'm going to bed... i can't go tomorrow with bags under my eyes... reminds me of a wombat song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRhUIJextp8)...

they say ' i wear a suitcase, underneath unde my eyes' lol

wolfman
02-07-2011, 05:46 PM
i have bags under my eyes regardless of how much i sleep >_> its like a permanent state of looking tired

jubeh
02-07-2011, 05:53 PM
Im in a permanent state of looking badass

Delphinus
02-07-2011, 06:27 PM
you mean you're in a permanent state of looking like an adorable japanese child james

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 06:54 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t94LtCvP9ck" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

M3S1H
02-08-2011, 07:25 AM
...Okay, both of those themes are probably going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life...I mean do they seriously air this to children?

Byakuran
02-08-2011, 08:25 AM
yeah they should've made some pedophile jokes in the that theme song... haha

PWhit
02-08-2011, 07:34 PM
Wow... how long was I banned from my own topic?

Sylux
02-09-2011, 12:55 PM
Fifty years, PWhit. The world has gone into an all-out state of total chaos, and it's all your fault. PWhit, you were the key to the salvation of the world! Congratulations, PWhit. The world is decimated and you're completely to blame.

Byakuran
02-09-2011, 01:43 PM
Yeah...

Now give me back my money... give me money!

PWhit
02-09-2011, 04:06 PM
NO!

Byakuran
02-09-2011, 04:10 PM
pfffft fine... i'll just work then... at my new work place

there were a lot of yough people there... girls and guys... my mom went like ' Don't hang out with boys D:< ! ' and she went like ' Don't trust anyone , don't get in peoples cars and stuff ' i was like -.-"
i'm making a latte machiatto now :3

PWhit
02-09-2011, 09:00 PM
Oh yeah well... I'm a Hikiamouri (if that's how you spell it), and don't need things like family or compassion!

Delphinus
02-10-2011, 06:52 AM
No compassion would make you less a Hikikomori and more a psychopath...

PWhit
02-10-2011, 02:36 PM
(Oh that's how you spell it.) It's not me, it's the world that's crazy!

Delphinus
02-10-2011, 04:52 PM
^ Psycho rhapsody. Also:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lPmiDoK-fo

GunZet
02-10-2011, 04:57 PM
A7X...good stuff man.

Delphinus
02-10-2011, 05:04 PM
Not really, I hardly listen to any of their songs anymore. Their music is so "IM FOURTEEN AND ANGRY AT ADULTS AN IM AN IDIOT WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME". Normally I prefer this sort of thing on the rare occasions I listen to hard rock nowadays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eyUyImIHZk

More into indy and quirky stuff nowadays, or the classics. Once I expanded beyond rock I realised that that angry teenager music was really dull and retarded; give me a good dose of Grandmaster Flash or a piece by Wagner over A7X any day.

PWhit
02-10-2011, 08:11 PM
:3

GunZet
02-11-2011, 01:02 AM
A7x is gud musics, I don't care about the tone, if it's whiny, it's whiny. But it makes my ears happy. That's all I need bruh.
Beast and the Harlot is their best, but Nightmare is almost as good.

Hell_Baron
02-11-2011, 04:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8L8rd9Uzn0

UP THE IRONS!!

PWhit
02-11-2011, 01:15 PM
I liked the music in dance of death, but not the cover. :(

GunZet
02-11-2011, 01:18 PM
What? All you guys need is some Pantera, life is complete.

PWhit
02-11-2011, 02:12 PM
Pantera is also cool, I just like Iron Maiden a little better.

PWhit
02-17-2011, 08:43 PM
Um, I don't mean to bump the thread, but I need a story again. :(

Hell_Baron
02-18-2011, 05:42 AM
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle.
he was so ugly everyone died.
the end.

PWhit
02-19-2011, 08:52 AM
zomg epics

GunZet
02-19-2011, 10:26 AM
I GOT ONE!

Everyone died.
The end.

Byakuran
02-19-2011, 01:38 PM
So original guys.

Just get some disney shit for a story or read a manga, i always randomly go through ' popular ' manga's and see if i like it or not. Or watch something. that the story you need, or get a book.

PWhit
02-19-2011, 03:38 PM
I have read through every manga I have at home at least twice and going on MangaMagizine is too much effort.

...and I'm not watching Disney movies.

LVUER
02-19-2011, 07:57 PM
Everyone died in the end is not original at all. There are already so many stories with ending where EVERYONE died. Some even kills time and the existence of universe itself.

Hamachi
02-19-2011, 11:06 PM
I'll post whatever comes to mind, which will be weird because I'm very nearly half asleep myself.

Okay, this story is about a cow. But not just about any cow. This cow in particular had a golden nosering that it loved very much. All the other cows were jealous and wanted to steal its nosering. But they couldn't because they lacked opposable thumbs. Instead, they gave the cow with the golden nosering chocolate. Then a traveling salesman walked by and shared cake with everybody.

Unfortunately for the group of cows, the nosering was actually a parasitic entity that wanted to end all life in the universe. But unfortunately for the parasitic nosering, the salesman happened to be selling bathrobes. The bathrobes were woven out of the sacred hair of the golden monkey queen, which silenced the nosering's powers as long as they remained in close proximity.

The nosering saw its chance as the traveling salesman rose to leave. However, at this point a gnome in a pink hot air balloon flew by, which had almost nothing to do with the plot except for the fact that in that short moment the shadow cast by the balloon blocked a small amount of sunlight. The massive amount of cooling froze the cows and salesman in a glacier where they wait, the elders say, to thaw once again at the end of the world.

The end.

DrPumpkin
02-20-2011, 01:25 AM
Once upon a time, there was a man named Boberto and a woman named Florence.

"Have you read the Bible?" Asked Boberto.
"No. No, I have not read the Bible. It is a book that I have not read." Said Florence.
"Oh. Oh, my. Oh my, you should. You should read the Bible." Boberto said boldly. He got out the bible and opened the first page.
"Chapter one. Genesis....."

(The rest of the story is in the Bible.)

PWhit
02-20-2011, 10:51 AM
Super Cool Story Bros.

PWhit
03-05-2011, 11:59 PM
Stoaree Plzzz

Ozzaharwood
03-06-2011, 12:56 AM
There once was a hobo living under a bridge. This hobo ate cheese and dandelions. This hobo met a little deer named Bambi. Bambi was a nice deer, who obviously wasn't related to the one in that movie called Bambi about a deer who looks exactly like this one. One day, they went on a stroll. They walked and walked, until finally they found a sleigh. "SANTA!" Bambi thought. For how he always wanted to become a reindeer. They searched all around but couldn't find Santa. Suddenly, a gunshot was heard from above. SANTA WAS IN THE TREE. Santa shot Bambi, and took whatever gender the little deer was 'cause I could never figure it out, and payed the hobo. The hobo, as it turns out, was an assistant to Santa in the business of illegal poaching.

PWhit
03-06-2011, 11:59 AM
That's not how it goes.... It goes more like this:

There was a hobo called Chester A. Bum. He reviewed movies in exchange for pot and money. He hallucinated and saw a moose called Bombee. Bombee said to Chester, "We need to find Satan!" Chester said, "OKAY!" So Chester went to the north pole though a time space warp in the Chicago Blizzard of 2011. Bombee was captured by Santa. Satan put a beacon light on Bombee's nose and called him Rudolph. Santa paid Chester in Sudomethemphedimines A.K.A. crystal meth. Chester then went back to Chicago and reviewed Skyline. SHortly after he told everyone about it, he earned 500 Million Swahili Dollars. He then was able to comission doing reviews with Doug Walker. Santa lived to be a reindeer poacher.

GunZet
03-06-2011, 03:05 PM
SUPERCALIFRAGEXPIALIDOCIOUS

and I remember this from memory.

PWhit
03-06-2011, 09:31 PM
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet bedtime!

PWhit
03-17-2011, 07:42 PM
Storytime! STORYTIME!

GunZet
03-17-2011, 07:59 PM
Who the hell are you.

pajamajam
03-17-2011, 08:10 PM
Here you go man. (http://www.ifyoulovetoread.com/book/chtwo_storiesfullyouth.htm)

PWhit
03-17-2011, 08:41 PM
tl;dr

pajamajam
03-17-2011, 08:54 PM
WTF, that story's amazing. This one's (http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm006.html) cool too.

Psy
03-18-2011, 02:56 AM
I read this threads title as "I'm on some weed in a river of crap".

PWhit
03-20-2011, 11:10 PM
WTF, that story's amazing. This one's (http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm006.html) cool too.

THAT was a cool story bro...

But I needed a riveting tale, my dear chap.

Delphinus
03-21-2011, 06:44 PM
The most riveting tale ever. (http://www.ccel.org/d/dostoevsky/crime/crime.htm)

PWhit
03-27-2011, 12:27 PM
You sir have won the Riveting Tale Awards!

Now I will start the Glorious Expedition Awards!

jubeh
03-27-2011, 02:03 PM
Dude just browse best of craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/atl/1465237532.html

PWhit
03-27-2011, 07:28 PM
I could... but I'd rather just sit here and do nothing but judge stories and crap.

btw that was hillarious.

GunZet
03-28-2011, 04:02 AM
The Egg (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2Y71nX/www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg.html)

Best thing I've read on the internets in a while.

DrPumpkin
03-28-2011, 05:00 AM
That was pretty good.

PWhit
03-28-2011, 09:17 PM
Trippy man... not bad though.