View Full Version : The new never ending story thread

12-16-2012, 05:21 AM
Keep the story going by adding a new sentence. Any attempt to end the story will not be humored.

There once was a fast horse named...

12-16-2012, 12:02 PM
john, the end.

12-16-2012, 12:53 PM
..just kidding, the story isn't over...

12-16-2012, 01:03 PM
I put a period there.

12-16-2012, 01:06 PM
"You're a douche," said John the horse. Meanwhile...

12-16-2012, 01:07 PM
Come on, the guy who doesn't speak english as his first language know how periods work.

12-16-2012, 01:08 PM
...the world was starting to crumble. It was up to...

I put a period there.

I extend the period so it turned into a ...
r u buttmad?

12-16-2012, 01:10 PM
my butt is always mad, its called the hole of madness, and in other cultures the pit of despair.

Anyway, you can't place a "..." because if you place anything on the next post its counted as a space, which mean you would have said ". ...".

12-16-2012, 01:12 PM
...the world was starting to crumble. It was up to...

Frederick the squirrel to destroy the...

12-16-2012, 01:12 PM
meteors that came from........


12-16-2012, 02:32 PM
So John shooted fireballs from his nostrilholes..

12-16-2012, 08:38 PM
So John shooted fireballs from his nostrilholes..

..which entered the 'hole of madness' as discovered by the famous explorer ClockHand the Great...

12-20-2012, 12:54 AM
....the fireballs hit an obstacle, known only as the treacherous.....

12-20-2012, 02:14 PM
....and nefarious Valley of Shadows & had to hire a spirit guide named...

12-20-2012, 06:26 PM
...Sinep the Rude, but to do this he had to be summoned by sacrificing a...

12-20-2012, 07:28 PM
...wool hat that once belonged to...

12-28-2012, 10:08 AM
...industrial sized bag of skittles while chanting "Taste the Rainbow" & playing tether ball with a hill giant named Anabelle...

12-30-2012, 11:43 PM
...who was rich thanks to her dad's lucrative career as a...

01-02-2013, 02:01 AM
Lawn Mower salesman who secretly sold ...

01-02-2013, 08:52 AM
...dilithium crystals to the Federation, the Romulans & Ferangi...

01-04-2013, 07:38 PM
...in order to amass enough money to build and train an army of robotic lawnmowers...

01-05-2013, 06:00 AM
...that would ravage the landscape, absolutely desecrating all within its path and crushing all within its hands as an awesome and greatly overpowering unstoppable force powered by the astral energy fluctuations output by the four gods of the Dark Lord: T'thoth, S'thakh, F'thonh, and K'thulh, which would be harnessed by the archivist of the robotic lawnmowers after their creator launched his fail-safe campaign that disabled them from repairing their damages; as a result, they were forced to shut down and go into hiding save their archivist, who kept them all alive with the power of the four gods, and remained there for many a year, until...

01-05-2013, 12:58 PM
...a large thermometer from outer space crashed into the side of the...

01-05-2013, 01:45 PM
...secret spaceship that Santa's elves were commissioned to build by the neo-Soviet Union, because...

01-07-2013, 08:41 AM
..S'thakh, the 2nd & most cunning god of the Dark Lord, had sent his dark fey operative to sabotage the neo-Soviet space station TETRIS in a pathetic attempt to impress the Dark Lord himself because quite frankly, he was getting really bored of T'thoth picking on him eall th etime because...

02-03-2013, 12:59 AM
...he was lazy and drank to much mead...