Spam 23: spooky scary skeletons

[toast]

boo

[Demonfyre]

SECOND!¬!!!@@!!@@!:SFKNADLJFSLJ!:¬!LMSLFJANSK:JLFA S:KJFLASK:JFLKJ:!

[Hayashida]

boo

ah, scary!

[Outcast]

How horrifying. These places be getting a little too spooky for me toast.

[Evil_Cake]

srry got scared and shat on new thread's floor

[Demonfyre]

As long as it was over one of those conveniently placed cookies, it will be fine

[toast]

hahahaha wow all of you are such wusses hahahahaha I bet you allw ent crying to ur little mommies wa wa ahhaahhahahaahhaahahahha




http://i.imgur.com/CmQme.png

[Evil_Cake]

plz try to be more sensitive

[Demonfyre]

http://www.pharmas.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/man-eating-toast.jpg

Be scared toast... be very scared!

[nextweek]

Hey you guys.. don't be scared!

Hey, I know a great way for you to not be scared... just go see your neighborhood doctor!

In fact, just take him home with ya!

He made a show for all sorts of scrary things in life. He decided to call it Check it out!

He made it possible for you to have ALL his helpful tips from ALL his episodes on his BRAND new DDB.

Check it Out! With Doctor Steve Brule! Seasons One and Two now available on DDV!

You don't think that he's got some quality BBV'S? Here's a video where he shows you lucky scared person just HOW he created the DDD's!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fJpd-_ZfScc

Just chrek it out ya dangus. You won't be scared at all anymore! Except for pruppets...

[jubeh]

wonder how john feels about this

http://i.imgur.com/3kcvZ.jpg

[GunZet]

Unauthorized.

[Hayashida]

wonder how john feels about this

http://i.imgur.com/3kcvZ.jpg

man wtf is this

[jubeh]

um you know he was in the notebook

[N_Top]

I dislike machine language/mips :|

[Hayashida]

um you know he was in the notebook

yeah so

[Demonfyre]

Pumpkin pie is the best, just to clarify

[GunZet]

I concur.

[Evil_Cake]

hm ya it is p great

[Prince of Angels]

Boo. Boo.
I am a Dark Angel Prince Guy, bro. Be afraid.

[Demonfyre]

Only skeletons can be spooky

[Joosh]

Someone say something positive about me so I can use it shamelessly as a quote in my signature.

[Demonfyre]

'Josh is so cool, we ALL want to be like Josh!'

Too creepy maybe? :P

[JJJorgie]

If I could be reincarnated into Joosh, I'd kill myself instantly!

[Evil_Cake]

joosh smells

[Demonfyre]

You are a master of words Cake, you must teach me your ways!

[N_Top]

DINO DNA
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/thursdays-dar-43.jpg

[nextweek]

'Josh is so cool, we ALL want to be like Josh!'

Too creepy maybe? :P

Josh has a J in his name.

[Hayashida]

joosh: the stank that never quits

[GunZet]

Joosh: the stank that's real stanky

[ClockHand]

Joosh: the guy named Joosh.

I think I was too offensive in this one.

[Evil_Cake]

ya why u always gotta be such a butt

[GunZet]

Somebody's gettin' ban't.

[Joosh]

Im pleased with all of these.

But I need something that comes from the soul.

[Hayashida]

Joosh: He want shit from the soul

[Joosh]

Hmmm

[Hayashida]

Joosh: Hmmm'n all day erry day

[GunZet]

Joosh: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgzOTA5OTc0OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzkxNDA5._V1._ SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg

[toast]

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEE

[Demonfyre]

From the soul

[Hayashida]

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEE

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5hor7pht1qdq414.gif

[GunZet]

UNEXPECTABLEEEEEEEEEEE

[Demonfyre]

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/241/3/1/this_is_unacceptable_____lemongrab__by_spensicus-d5ctd5w.jpg

[toast]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120905042202/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/5/5f/Nuzzle_smile.png

so qt ;_;

[Psy]

GAAAAAAAAY! ^

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

[Demonfyre]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hzmznBoC1rxlmf0o1_500.gif

[GunZet]

http://i.imgur.com/3HHIM.gif

[N_Top]

wut.

[GunZet]

Apparently.

[Joosh]

Hey guys I saw Hotel transylvania
it isnt worth it

[Hayashida]

Thanks for the tip. Also I saw Paranormal Activity 4 yesterday. It was complete bollocks, don't waste your money on it.

[Evil_Cake]

Wat is it about haunted bollocks??

[Hell_Baron]

wait... bollocks can be haunted?

[GunZet]

Ever heard of an STD/STI?

[Outcast]

Thanks for the tip. Also I saw Paranormal Activity 4 yesterday. It was complete bollocks, don't waste your money on it.

Haven't seen 3 (there was a 3?) but so far they've all been shit.

Blah blah blah blah, *creak*, blah blah blah blah *door move*, blah blah blah blah blah *ooooOOOoooOOo scary picture*

[Demonfyre]

three was haunted crap... don't watch

[Outcast]

The first two were complete bores why the fuck would i watch the third?

[toast]

hahaha i showed my 2 year old niece the spooky scary skeleton video earlier today and she was just like NO SPOOGY ;_;

[N_Top]

Go see Seven Psychopaths.
Unless you don't like funny things and gore.

[GunZet]

http://i.imgur.com/NJc9L.gif

[Demonfyre]

http://radiofreethinker.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/cannon-penis-comic-book.jpg

[Hayashida]

Wat is it about haunted bollocks??

it was 1 of those movies where it's like quiet part, quiet part, quiet part, quiet part, quiet part, BANG... quiet part, quiet part, etcetera.

[Demonfyre]

The first two were complete bores why the fuck would i watch the third?

You have been taught well

[GunZet]

Wouldn't watch the second after the first.

[jubeh]

John did you know countdown from it crowd is like an actual thing.

[Outcast]

Wouldn't watch the second after the first.

It was in class. I didn't have a choice.

[GunZet]

You could have cut out your eyes... temporarily, of course.

[Hayashida]

John did you know countdown from it crowd is like an actual thing.

man of course I know that. There's even a cool 8 out of 10 cats countdown special that you should watch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcn2k4nNorE

[Outcast]

You could have cut out your eyes... temporarily, of course.

I was mostly talking to somebody during the whole thing. If that counts.

[jubeh]

man of course I know that. There's even a cool 8 out of 10 cats countdown special that you should watch.


I watched that already u wanker

[Hayashida]

if anyone here is the wanker it is u

[jubeh]

you are the one
who is the
wanker

[Hayashida]

James, standing alone
He does not realize that
He is a wanker

[jubeh]

Twas John who wanked the wankers call, he said
I wank'ed everyone. I do not care
to spare the wary sons of men age 10.
Come close to me I wank for free said he.

[Hayashida]

A man.
Not old.
Not young.
Stares at his screen.
The internet.
A place of many things.
Cats.
Videos.
Pornography.
This man is intrigued.
He thinks for a moment.
No.
Ugh.
Yes.
He is a wanker.
He is a wanker.
He is a wanker.
His name.
It's James.

[GunZet]

Wank
Wank
Wank
Wank
Wank
Wank.

Waaaank.
Yeaaaa.
http://yourpopfilter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ml_p2p_pc_badge_normal1.jpeg

[jubeh]

"John's Ode to Wanking"

To wank
is to be free
of feeling
such a simple
one handed activity

[Hayashida]

that one's pretty good.

Alright thanks everyone for participating in the 1st annual James v. John poetry slam, we'll see you all next year, goodnight

[Evil_Cake]

T_T

[Demonfyre]

Damn, I missed the event

[Hayashida]

I made some damn good ramen tonight for my siblings and myself. I'm so satisfied.

[Evil_Cake]

what type

[jaidurn]

lol just played like 12 straight hours of Mount & Blade Warband

[Evil_Cake]

did u conquer the world

[Hayashida]

what type

vegetable flavour

[Evil_Cake]

u should move 2 japan and open a ramen shop

[Demonfyre]

I would like to order some special Hayashida brand Ramen please

[jaidurn]

did u conquer the world

no, but i did get forced to travel around like the whole map

[Evil_Cake]

no, but i did get forced to travel around like the whole map

King Ragnar didnt give u any trouble, did he?

[jubeh]

Dont talk about my king like he's a nuisance

[jaidurn]

King Ragnar seems to be a pretty peaceful guy. he doesn't like to do anything but TAKE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED.

[Evil_Cake]

heheh, oh Ragnar

[Hayashida]

u should move 2 japan and open a ramen shop

ok. hey u want a job at a ramen shop?

[jaidurn]

ya ragnar is such a lovely guy.


http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559625_283574351760551_687763359_n.jpg

[Evil_Cake]

ok. hey u want a job at a ramen shop?

ya it is my dream

[N_Top]

Romney wants all of the boats.

[Hayashida]

ya it is my dream

ok ur hired

[Evil_Cake]

btw what is ramen??

[Hayashida]

idk, but I think it looks like chad krogers hair

[jubeh]

I went to the nicer grocery store in our town and there's these japanese sushi chefs and they showed me like real legit ramen noodles they sell u just gotta make the broth urself

[whenrabbitsattack2.0]

were they good ramen noodles?

[jubeh]

I cant eat noodles don't be insensitive

[Hayashida]

there was a place at the mall here that sold legit ramen but it closed down which is kind of not great. I guess its back to making my own kind.

[jubeh]

Anyway how's your sex life

[Hayashida]

what's going on here? Why're you doing this?

[jubeh]

I feel like its time to try streaming the room again

[Hayashida]

okay

[Demonfyre]

Gonna cook a curry

[toast]

Anyway how's your sex life

thats me here you go keep the change hi doggy bye

[jubeh]

John lets become bosozoku

[GunZet]

thats me here you go keep the change hi doggy bye

-what-

[Hayashida]

John lets become bosozoku

That's what I've been saying this whole time!!

[jubeh]

WHAT

[Hayashida]

have you got your motorcycle ready

[jubeh]

no thats expensive

[GunZet]

Found this on the floor in art class earlier.
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3356/img0238ay.jpg
http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5193/img0240es.jpg

It's a Trojan condom.

[jubeh]

free condom

[Evil_Cake]

its ur duty to the spieces

[Hayashida]

I made more noodles again today. Szechuan Beef with Dandan Noodles & mixed Vegetables!
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/noodles_zpsec90a8dc.png

[jubeh]

I poured alfredo sauce on fajitas

First world anarchist

[Hayashida]

tha fuck man

[Demonfyre]

Curry is better

[Evil_Cake]

I made more noodles again today. Szechuan Beef with Dandan Noodles & mixed Vegetables!
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/Dokken_2112/noodles_zpsec90a8dc.png

presentation: 5/5
originality: 2/5
taste: ??/10

[Hayashida]

it was super spicy

[Evil_Cake]

ok i will go out on a limb here and say taste 7/10

[Demonfyre]

Bonus points for the spicy factor?

[Hayashida]

ok i will go out on a limb here and say taste 7/10

thanks man

[GunZet]

1/10. Cake is a paid Metacritic reviewer.

[ClockHand]

Why does taste is rated from 1 to 10, while the others from 1 to 5?

[Evil_Cake]

taste is the most important, wouldnt u agree?

[ClockHand]

I would agree at certain extension.

[Evil_Cake]

i c

[Demonfyre]

Wow, the aesthetics are vital as well, would you eat something that looked like a crap?

[Evil_Cake]

chocolate ice cream is good

[Hayashida]

I think people eat cake that looks like poo sometimes as a joke so...

[GunZet]

Wow, the aesthetics are vital as well, would you eat something that looked like a crap?

I ate these collosal oysters about a week or two ago. They totally looked like giant tumors, but were soooo good with a little hotsauce and some crackers.

[Hayashida]

and some crackers.

i dont see why it would taste better with white people around

[Demonfyre]

Ah yeah that is true GunZ/Haya

[ClockHand]

Would you eat a dick that looks like a dick? or balls that look like testicles? I could keep going, even smell is important. There was a chef who used to say "your first eat through your eyes".

[GunZet]

Don't know about you guys, but I just got real hungry.

http://www.chow.com/assets/2008/12/suckling_pig_590.jpg


*Spoiler'd for those not as hungry as I.

[Evil_Cake]

eyes dont have mouths, that doesnt make any sense at all

[jaidurn]

so much mount and blade.

[GunZet]

So much innuendo.

Mount

and

Blade

eheheheheh

[Hayashida]

ugh i got a shitty 9 hour shift today. guys, someone go into work for me, ok

[Demonfyre]

Will do

[Hayashida]

man where the hell were you

[Demonfyre]

I crashed my car on the way to your work place ;___;

[GunZet]

Who even neeeeds a car, man.

[Hayashida]

I crashed my car on the way to your work place ;___;

aw for FUCKS sake

[jaidurn]

you had one job, demon. one job.

Also, just watched birdemic. It's the best worst movie ever.

[Demonfyre]

;___; pleasee.... it wasn't my fault ;___;

[Hell_Baron]

you had one job, demon. one job.

Also, just watched birdemic. It's the best worst movie ever.

I still prefer The Room, though

[toast]

you had one job, demon. one job.

Also, just watched birdemic. It's the best worst movie ever.

yo I remember watching that for the first time at 3 in the morning with my friend and holy shit by morning I was wheezing with laughter

[Hayashida]

so i finally got modern and upgraded to a smart phone. some crazy stuff on those things, guys. totes cray cray.

[toast]

my contract ends in march ;_;

did u get an iphone

[Hayashida]

ya I got an iphone 5. its cool I guess

[toast]

http://generic.pixmac.com/4/royalty-free-images-3d-illustration-of-the-word-cool-12126277.jpg

[Demonfyre]

How are you liking the inbuilt map app?

[Hayashida]

How are you liking the inbuilt map app?

The parts that have that flyover thing are great, but in some places, such as my city, it's really shitty. It's grey and stuff and sometimes the map isn't lined up right... like uh idk its weird.

[Demonfyre]

The parts that have that flyover thing are great, but in some places, such as my city, it's really shitty. It's grey and stuff and sometimes the map isn't lined up right... like uh idk its weird.

Oh I see :O so it was as I feared...

Is the Eiffel tower still flattened and stuck to the ground? :P

[Hayashida]

idk I haven't checked. so far I've looked at Toronto and London and it's pretty good.

[N_Top]

The map search function kind of sucks on ios6.
But the shiny-ness of the iphone 5 makes up for it.

[Hayashida]

it is a pretty slick looking phone, that's for sure

[Evil_Cake]

theme song of da thread


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw

[Hayashida]

man are you gonna post the theme song of every single thread or something? And anyway, what does Barbara Ann have to do with this?

[Evil_Cake]

man are you gonna post the theme song of every single thread or something? And anyway, what does Barbara Ann have to do with this?

think about it for a while, u'll get it

[Hayashida]

alright...

[Evil_Cake]

in a few minutes u'll be like "Oohhh!"

[indescribable]

It's funny how when there's a giant earthquake in Canada there's no one around to notice...

[toast]

sigh

[Demonfyre]

It's funny how when there's a giant earthquake in Canada there's no one around to notice...

Earthquakes suck

[toast]

so I'm just going to be a masked murderer for halloween with a fake knife and red food dye spilled all over a white shirt. Plus I'm wearing this mask:

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/366340/366340,1239244264,1/stock-photo-plain-white-mask-against-a-dark-background-28198984.jpg

[Demonfyre]

What about a spooky skeleton???? ;___;

http://www.salebridaldress.com/proimg/big/A0/B30/AnimeCosplayCostumesLongSleeveFloor-lengthBlackOrganzaAdultCostumeKidsCostumesOnlineLS 75428-0.jpg

[GunZet]

I'm wearing nothing for halloween, cause I'm gonna be sitting in my room fa-....WHO SAID THAT.

[jubeh]

http://i.imgur.com/jyqTP.gif

[toast]

What about a spooky skeleton???? ;___;

http://www.salebridaldress.com/proimg/big/A0/B30/AnimeCosplayCostumesLongSleeveFloor-lengthBlackOrganzaAdultCostumeKidsCostumesOnlineLS 75428-0.jpg

man that'd be way too scary tho like I'd freak myself out

[Demonfyre]

Aww yeah, that would be bad, walking along and getting a glimpse of such a scary costume in a window or mirror

[GunZet]

OMG
IT'S A G-G-G-G-G-G-TERRORIST

[Demonfyre]

Oshit! Where????

[Prince of Angels]

What happens when a skeleton is spooky, but not spooky-scary. Or what if a skeleton was scary, but not scary-spooky? Just the average scary and the average spooky. What then?

[Evil_Cake]

b careful that thought is so deep u might get stuck

[Demonfyre]

What happens when a skeleton is spooky, but not spooky-scary. Or what if a skeleton was scary, but not scary-spooky? Just the average scary and the average spooky. What then?

Spooky Skeleton - Stay clear, it is too scary for you to handle
Skeleton that is spooky - Smite it in the name of your Emperor, GunZet

[Prince of Angels]

What about just plain scary?

[Demonfyre]

Regular --> Scary --> Plain Scary --> Spooky

[toast]

What happens when a skeleton is spooky, but not spooky-scary. Or what if a skeleton was scary, but not scary-spooky? Just the average scary and the average spooky. What then?

there is never an average-spooky skeleton, what are you 2 years old

[Demonfyre]

[8:52:48 PM] jesse: there are no motorised cars in canada
[8:54:41 PM] jesse: in fact we don't have cars, we ride bears

Yup

[Prince of Angels]

How is there no. AVERAGE Spooky? Ofc there is.

[jubeh]

http://i.imgur.com/olTLc.png

[toast]

http://i.imgur.com/bac89.jpg

[GunZet]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/197/628/157hvk5.gif

[Hayashida]

It's funny how when there's a giant earthquake in Canada there's no one around to notice...

huh? there was an earthquake?

[GunZet]

Sorry guys. Had beans tonight.

[Hayashida]

geez, be careful what you wish for, right?

[Demonfyre]

How is there no. AVERAGE Spooky? Ofc there is.

Are you insane?????? There can be no average. Only the spooky.

[ClockHand]

It's funny how when there's a giant earthquake in Canada there's no one around to notice...

If it was not magnitude above 7, then doesn't count.

[Hayashida]

it was a 7.7 magnitude one apparently

[ClockHand]

I see, so it shacked some bears.

[GunZet]

Been farting all night. Expect a few aftershocks.

[indescribable]

huh? there was an earthquake?

That's exactly what I said when I found out. Supposedly people in my neighborhood felt it but I didn't even notice. :I Glad I wasn't anywhere near Haida Gwaii though, what with their hour-long power outages and 40 cm tsunami and all.

Srsly though, precursor to "the big one"? Don't answer that, Gunz.

[Hayashida]

That's exactly what I said when I found out. Supposedly people in my neighborhood felt it but I didn't even notice. :I Glad I wasn't anywhere near Haida Gwaii though, what with their hour-long power outages and 40 cm tsunami and all.

Srsly though, precursor to "the big one"? Don't answer that, Gunz.
oh wooowww 40cm. Folks over there are probably up to their ankles in water

[ClockHand]

Crazy waves to surf.

[indescribable]

I know, right.

[GunZet]

Did someone say Hurricane Sandy??

[indescribable]

I believe you mean... the Frankenstorm.

[Evil_Cake]

its gonna kill us

[Hayashida]

naw man you just gotta look it in the eye and be like dont kill us

[indescribable]

it's not the eye you gotta be focusing on

[Hayashida]

why not

[Evil_Cake]

AHH ITS HERE AHHHH

[Demonfyre]

If not the eye, then what?

[ClockHand]

why not

Cuz you need to hit it in its genitals. Going for the eyes is a good tactic by the way, just not that good against a hurricane.

[Evil_Cake]

wtf hurricane genitals are going 2 be over me?

[Hayashida]

ah yes. its easy to forget because everyone always talks about the eye of the storm but many forget about the appendix, lips and penis of the storm

[Demonfyre]

wtf hurricane genitals are going 2 be over me?

Bad times, that will suck (:P)

[indescribable]

rain is just clouds peeing on you, man

[ClockHand]

So mist is just clouds rubbing their genitals on your body?

[Demonfyre]

:cat_shock:

[indescribable]

i guess so

[Evil_Cake]

this whole storm is just nasty now

[toast]

yo cake did you die yet?

[Demonfyre]

Hurricane bawbag hit Scotland not to long ago, I fear its return

[Evil_Cake]

yo cake did you die yet?

no just got molested so far

[jaidurn]

cake you're my hero

[Demonfyre]

You brave, brave man

[GunZet]

That Sandy cray.

[Mistrus]

Never trust those older lady named hurricanes, they will fuck your shit up.

[Outcast]

Wait.. Evi? Holy shit she lives.

[Mistrus]

lol Yes, it is I and I am still alive. Life was messed up. Still is but I have quite a bit of free time so I figured why not come back?

[GunZet]

lol Yes, it is I and I am still alive. Life was messed up. Still is but I have quite a bit of free time so I figured why not come back?

Welcome back... miss Evi.
Did you enjoy your stasis?
http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus-bts-weyland1.jpg

[ClockHand]

http://i.imgur.com/3DtTl.jpg

I just saw this picture which is supposed to be New York subway after sandy. I could only think about this:


Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

[Mistrus]

@GunZet, no actually. I didn't. It was stressful and terrible. Which sucks because life is supposed to be fun.

@Clockhand, that's kind of creepy...

[GunZet]

If life gives you lemons, ask for more, invite everyone you know, throw a party, use em in your cocktails.

[Mistrus]

lol I shall have to do that next time. Throw a rager with tequila and vodka.

[Demonfyre]

Vodka is good, vodka is our friend

[Mistrus]

Yes, yes it is.

[indescribable]

If life gives you lemons, ask for more, invite everyone you know, throw a party, use em in your cocktails.

http://i.eatliver.com/2012/9694.jpg

[Demonfyre]

http://i.eatliver.com/2012/9694.jpg


http://applejack.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/134885810215.gif

[Hayashida]

can anyone lend me some money

[Demonfyre]

Sorry man, I only have 37 bird's eye chillies and half a melon, will they suffice?

[indescribable]

can anyone lend me some money

Don't you have two jobs? Why do you need more money

[GunZet]

He's running for president.

[Hayashida]

Don't you have two jobs? Why do you need more money

I still have like no money. I think I've got around 2 bucks in my bank account

[jubeh]

John have you seen Burnistoun

[indescribable]

I still have like no money. I think I've got around 2 bucks in my bank account

y'just gotta curb those expensive spending habits, man. you can do it, i believe in you

[Hayashida]

John have you seen Burnistoun

naw

@ taylour: mostly its money spent on gas

[jubeh]

watch it

[Hayashida]

okay

[GunZet]

Boobs.
I'm not kidding.

[indescribable]

@ taylour: mostly its money spent on gas

ooohhhh...