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Prince of Angels
10-11-2012, 09:15 PM
The MT forums have been eerily vacant of Forum Games, so I introduce one of the many ones I will introduce: I Stole The Cookie Game. Fairly simple, just post how you steal the cookie from the above possessor example:

Poster Two: I slap Poster One with a dead fish and I happily skip away with the cookie.
Poster Three: I slap Poster Two with a LIVE fish and I heroically walk away.
etc.

Rules:
1. Nothing gruesome...
2. Be creative.
3. And have fun with it!
4. Please, no references about poop, throw-up, or any waste that can come out of the human body. And other types of... well, I' hope you know what I mean. >.>


I bake a cookie so delicious I decide it is unfit for human lips, so I seal it away in my safe.

(In case you are still unsure of how to play; you have to find some creative way of getting the cookie from the safe).

ClockHand
10-11-2012, 09:16 PM
I shit over the cookies.

toast
10-11-2012, 09:40 PM
I shit over the cookies.

nextweek
10-12-2012, 12:18 AM
I heroically shit over the cookies.

jubeh
10-12-2012, 12:24 AM
I take a dump on the cookies and go to sleep.

GunZet
10-12-2012, 12:28 AM
iDrop the shit on cookies.
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2441338565/skrillex_9341_reasonably_small.jpg

Demonfyre
10-12-2012, 08:41 AM
I excrete on them cookies

Black_Shaggie
10-12-2012, 09:44 AM
Wow...I C4 the safe and them shitty cookies.

Evil_Cake
10-12-2012, 10:36 AM
i wash the cookies

Black_Shaggie
10-12-2012, 12:06 PM
I go on a quest to find the sacred cookie recipe & make another batch.

Hayashida
10-12-2012, 04:32 PM
i poo on the cookies. right on them.

Prince of Angels
10-12-2012, 04:52 PM
I wash the cookies and put them in a tasty coating that makes the person who poops on them explode... no... more! I take the cookies and put it in my back pocket.

Hayashida
10-12-2012, 05:11 PM
hey i forgot to mention that i poo'd in your back pocket

Prince of Angels
10-12-2012, 05:42 PM
Really? ...

Awwwwwwww... I just washed these pants. <_>

I set the cookie on the table next to me so I can go wash my pants... again...

jubeh
10-12-2012, 05:46 PM
I pooped on that table

Prince of Angels
10-12-2012, 05:49 PM
In MY house?

ClockHand
10-12-2012, 05:54 PM
I do a diarrhea shot to your house.

Hayashida
10-12-2012, 06:01 PM
your house is actually my poop

jubeh
10-12-2012, 06:03 PM
poopception

Demonfyre
10-12-2012, 10:47 PM
Pooptacular

toast
10-12-2012, 10:58 PM
there's nothing funny about poop

GunZet
10-12-2012, 10:58 PM
No shit.

toast
10-12-2012, 11:05 PM
JA
JA
JA
JA

Demonfyre
10-12-2012, 11:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZfE4aqiPx9A/Sp0s3rJ_jLI/AAAAAAAADbA/VWHW-ds8CP4/s400/poop_costume_t_250_0.jpg

Evil_Cake
10-13-2012, 01:09 AM
i put the cookies in an anti-poop field

ClockHand
10-13-2012, 01:21 AM
Magically the anti poop field become a explosive poop diarrhea explosion.

Evil_Cake
10-13-2012, 01:34 AM
uhg this is why magic shld be outlawed

ClockHand
10-13-2012, 01:55 AM
Are you going to hunt the poop wizards?

Hayashida
10-13-2012, 02:11 AM
We greatly outnumber you and our poop powers are infinite!

ClockHand
10-13-2012, 02:29 AM
http://gamersmafia.com/storage/comments/841/41/deal-with-it_o_462282.gif

Demonfyre
10-13-2012, 09:04 AM
So... it has come to this...

Prince of Angels
10-13-2012, 09:19 AM
It appears it has...

I go to the Magical Cookie Master (MCM) and gives me the Anti-Poop, but still delicious recipie, and I come back to earth to bake the recipie. And finally, I have the Perfect Poop Protected Cookie!

Demonfyre
10-13-2012, 12:12 PM
Anti poop, won't that explode when it comes into contact with regular poop though? :O

jubeh
10-13-2012, 12:30 PM
Today is opposite day so anti-poop is actually pro-poop

Prince of Angels
10-13-2012, 01:17 PM
Anti poop, won't that explode when it comes into contact with regular poop though? :O

I shouldn't think so...

Demonfyre
10-13-2012, 01:55 PM
Today is opposite day so anti-poop is actually pro-poop

Ahhhh! Makes sense :)

Prince of Angels
10-13-2012, 02:13 PM
Ahhhh! Makes sense :)
Then please explain. :/

Hayashida
10-13-2012, 02:18 PM
I poop on the cookie again

Demonfyre
10-13-2012, 03:52 PM
http://www.astronomy.com/~/media/Images/News&#37;20and%20Observing/Ask%20Astro/2012/03/Matter-antimatter.ashx?bc=000000&mw=250

Consider this anti poop and pro poop collision diagram, however it is opposite day and the effects were negated and thus the MT was saved from desturction

Prince of Angels
10-13-2012, 03:59 PM
Ohhhhhhh... :3 Everything makes sense now.

Demonfyre
10-13-2012, 09:58 PM
Excellent

jubeh
10-13-2012, 10:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1Tua2.jpg

Demonfyre
10-13-2012, 11:11 PM
http://gubba.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/cool_as_shit_by_gubba_2011.jpg?w=580

Evil_Cake
10-14-2012, 12:34 AM
i hire goku to guard the cookie from poop

Hayashida
10-14-2012, 12:35 AM
I poop on your goku guard

GunZet
10-14-2012, 01:21 AM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/115/666/63f7db26_c76e_22db.gif

indescribable
10-14-2012, 01:29 AM
I don't like this game very much. It makes me feel kinda shitty.

Demonfyre
10-14-2012, 06:52 AM
Doohoohoo

jubeh
10-14-2012, 12:35 PM
Did you guys see that new dbz kinect game

GunZet
10-14-2012, 12:45 PM
I saw the trailer for it. It looks both horrible, just horrible, and totally hilarious at the same time lmao. Oh god, why did they do that.

jubeh
10-14-2012, 12:58 PM
If you buy it you get this goku hair headband thing

Prince of Angels
10-14-2012, 01:25 PM
I steal your Goku Hairband Thingy.

Demonfyre
10-14-2012, 04:14 PM
You do???? I must buy it then... :l

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2012, 12:17 PM
I use my super martial art technique DESTRUCTO-SHIT on all the poop wizards thus, destroying their ability to even use magic from the forbidden school of deffication ever again.

Then I go another quest to find the sacred cookie recipe & make another batch.

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 02:21 PM
I crap over your new batch of freshly made cookies and run away

GunZet
10-15-2012, 02:45 PM
http://www.futurenostalgia.org/images/20080702205236_i_poop.jpg

Hayashida
10-15-2012, 03:23 PM
man that is so true

jubeh
10-15-2012, 03:24 PM
I fear we have angered the monarchs of the poop dimension

Hayashida
10-15-2012, 03:33 PM
man are we even supposed to be talking about the poop dimension

jubeh
10-15-2012, 03:37 PM
You must first know justice to unleash poop chaos

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 03:41 PM
It would appear a massive poop portal is opening up

Hayashida
10-15-2012, 03:41 PM
Um dude I'm pretty sure talking about poop chaos is forbidden what are you even doing

jubeh
10-15-2012, 03:43 PM
I am the avatar of the third poop monarch

I will unite the earth under my shitty blade

UNLEASH POOP CHAOS

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 03:45 PM
And now there is a legion of poop creatures entering into our dimension... shit.

GunZet
10-15-2012, 03:46 PM
QUICK. TO THE POOPMOBILE!

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 03:48 PM
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/09/340x_ey5vw_ejqsa_01.jpg

jubeh
10-15-2012, 03:50 PM
I wave my poop blade and poo rains from the sky

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 03:50 PM
It's the apocalypse :O the Mayans were right!

jubeh
10-15-2012, 03:53 PM
Make your saving throw or be covered in poo

GunZet
10-15-2012, 03:58 PM
I fight poop with poop, tired of putting up with this shitstorm.

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2012, 03:59 PM
The first rule about Poop Club?
You DON'T TALK about poop club...

Hayashida
10-15-2012, 04:00 PM
I roll a 1d20 and get 19, so clearly I make it out of the poopocalypse unscathed

GunZet
10-15-2012, 04:03 PM
I will pack your shit in.

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2012, 04:04 PM
Hey that's a "threat to shit". Roll that d20 again & see if you shitted.

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 04:04 PM
hmm... I think I got buried in the shitstorm... :l

Does that mean it's game over for me?

Hayashida
10-15-2012, 04:07 PM
Hey that's a "threat to shit". Roll that d20 again & see if you shitted.

no its not, its only a threat to shit if you roll less than 16 on a 1d20. If I rolled a 2d20 and got 19 then it would be a threat to shit, but I only rolled a 1d20.

GunZet
10-15-2012, 04:13 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/everybody-knows-shit-happens.jpg

jubeh
10-15-2012, 04:15 PM
You've provoked an attack of poopertunity

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2012, 04:16 PM
Crapfinder or Dumpings & Dookies rules? Cuz in Crapfinder I thought it was a threat to shit (if your shit range is 19-20) if you rolled a 19 & then confirmed that threat to shit by rolling again to see if it was a shit...

....otherwise you'd only have pooted.

Demonfyre
10-15-2012, 04:24 PM
http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2010/01/04/4/192/1922664/276cec6ab31fe7dd_50796101.larger/i/Eat-Sleep-Poop-Made-Movie.jpg

GunZet
10-15-2012, 04:28 PM
I ate some beans
Can't stop
http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/PutinDM_468x658.jpg

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2012, 04:51 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1tdtXFB9krS2NACyZsCp2oWlgPDRbi N9SkRHM0ovwKRnkB0oPRfqgtXjc7Q

Damn cat...wait who stole them shitty cookies?