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AlmanacnamedTime
08-10-2012, 04:29 PM
Post when you have a date and where you are going.

Yes I do. Going to a baseball game to watch the Orioles suck.

ClockHand
08-10-2012, 04:34 PM
So your date is with the orioles that are going to suck you? or the date is to watch some kind of kinky porn where the orioles sucks?

Also, no one fucking care.

Black_Shaggie
08-10-2012, 04:35 PM
Yeah me and my new friend are going for sushi (she's never tried it) & then to see the new Batman (because she doesn't like live improv for some reason).

@Clock: The Orioles do suck mega godzilla $@&%! actually. I mean, I don't even get into Base Ball like that & I know.

jubeh
08-10-2012, 04:44 PM
lol orioles

Hayashida
08-10-2012, 05:00 PM
huehuehue the jays are clearly the superior bird

Demonfyre
08-10-2012, 06:15 PM
Larceny

ClockHand
08-10-2012, 08:17 PM
So you are going to date your dad, a desk, a office chair, then back to your mom and then back again to your dad? Weird dating I must say.

AlmanacnamedTime
08-10-2012, 11:40 PM
So you are going to date your dad, a desk, a office chair, then back to your mom and then back again to your dad? Weird dating I must say.

A female my age who is not related to me within any known generation. We're both LDS too, so that's pretty far back.

pajamajam
08-11-2012, 01:12 AM
Got a date Saturday. We're gonna play Modern Warfare and eat pizza cause we're cheap like that.

indescribable
08-11-2012, 02:28 AM
Cheap dates can be some of the best.

pajamajam
08-11-2012, 03:52 AM
Oh hell yeah they can. Delicious shotgun killings, delicious pizza, delicious man, all at once.

toast
08-11-2012, 04:09 PM
dates are pretty good, I can eat them in like handfuls

GET IT?!

indescribable
08-11-2012, 04:19 PM
HAHAHAHA.

pajamajam
08-11-2012, 04:36 PM
LAWL!

Demonfyre
08-11-2012, 05:09 PM
dates are pretty good, I can eat them in like handfuls

GET IT?!

http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q599/Demonfyre1/Iseewhatudidthere.jpg

Byakuran
08-11-2012, 07:18 PM
Man wtf. WHO WANTS DATES!? NOT ME. I'm sexy free and single... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJFMe1iWCw8&feature=related)
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

Outcast
08-11-2012, 07:52 PM
I don't either.

Evil_Cake
08-11-2012, 08:00 PM
dates are pretty good, I can eat them in like handfuls

GET IT?!

no, plz explain

Hayashida
08-11-2012, 08:18 PM
Puuchan, you know I bet James would date you

Byakuran
08-11-2012, 08:56 PM
Psht everyone " would " date me. BUT NO ONE DOES IN REAL.

Im jk man, date's are probably cool if ur date is too.

I'm p. oke with being single, no harsh feelings for those people getting luv
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

jubeh
08-11-2012, 11:53 PM
Puuchan, you know I bet James would date you

Man

Hayashida
08-12-2012, 01:44 AM
admit it, you would

jubeh
08-12-2012, 01:46 AM
Why dont you get out of my face

Hayashida
08-12-2012, 01:49 AM
ehhheheheheheheh

Evil_Cake
08-12-2012, 01:56 AM
jajaja

jubeh
08-12-2012, 01:57 AM
huehuehuehue

Hayashida
08-12-2012, 02:01 AM
this is now the laughing thread heheheheheheheh

Evil_Cake
08-12-2012, 02:11 AM
teeheehee

N_Top
08-12-2012, 02:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9D6w1GzGY
ha..hahaa..hahaha... haaaaerrrr

Outcast
08-12-2012, 03:13 AM
http://www.follybeach.com/Dolphin-face.jpg



I already hate myself for that.

jaidurn
08-12-2012, 03:30 AM
Outcast is the best.

Byakuran
08-12-2012, 09:37 AM
I'm happy to where this thread is going, Thank you MT <3

jubeh
08-12-2012, 10:21 AM
Hii puuchan :cat_shy:

Byakuran
08-12-2012, 10:59 AM
Man.



dates are pretty good, I can eat them in like handfuls

GET IT?!

Do you have hot dates?
http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tumblr_lzd8z9acCh1rpne3no1_500-400x692.jpg

jubeh
08-12-2012, 11:34 AM
Man.

Geez

Byakuran
08-12-2012, 11:35 AM
Man

...

jubeh
08-12-2012, 11:38 AM
I was just saying hi puuchan

Hayashida
08-12-2012, 02:56 PM
Ya geez puuchan that's rough

toast
08-12-2012, 03:56 PM
Do you have hot dates?
http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tumblr_lzd8z9acCh1rpne3no1_500-400x692.jpg

hot dates are all I need mang

wow that reminds me, boiled peanuts are like the best

Demonfyre
08-12-2012, 04:12 PM
Do you have hot dates?
http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tumblr_lzd8z9acCh1rpne3no1_500-400x692.jpg

Foolproof :O

jubeh
08-12-2012, 09:43 PM
Ya geez puuchan that's rough

This is all your fault

Hayashida
08-12-2012, 10:33 PM
my plan is coming together

Byakuran
08-13-2012, 05:10 AM
I'm sorry man i had this hot date so yeah.

Black_Shaggie
08-13-2012, 09:07 AM
Well I had a date Friday...that got postponed till...Saturday & then cancelled. (Can you say EPIC FAIL boys and girls?) I dunno what happened, thought things were cool & out of nowhere just radio silence.

My ego & better judgement tells me not to txt or call because she cancelled twice but, I honestly feel like this girl's intentions were misleading & as a result she may have gotten the wrong impression of me. I feel like I need to redeem myself here.

Oh yeah & the Orioles still suck.

jubeh
08-13-2012, 11:04 AM
I'm sorry man i had this hot date so yeah.

WHAT

Black_Shaggie
08-14-2012, 08:42 AM
Forgive me as I'm an old man who has technically been out of the dating scene for almost five years now but...WTF!?!

So this girl...who stood me up twice already...calls me & apologizes about canceling & asks can she come over last night. We sat an talked for a good long while which left me feel as good about things as when we first met and set that original date up. She confirmed that she does like me beyond the scope of a platonic friendship too. We've plans of this evening...but I'm not sure after the 1st two cancellations...

I really like her though for some reason. She's smart, funny, cute & has a LOT in common. I've never met any woman around my age who is into the same nerdy crap as I am.

You think an old geezer like me is reading too much in to all of this?

Byakuran
08-14-2012, 09:16 AM
How old are you?

Black_Shaggie
08-14-2012, 12:35 PM
Dude I'll be 40 in December.

jubeh
08-14-2012, 12:45 PM
What the

Black_Shaggie
08-14-2012, 12:46 PM
Yes I am a ancient wretched thing...

jubeh
08-14-2012, 12:52 PM
Go for it man

Black_Shaggie
08-14-2012, 01:08 PM
Thanks, I'm gonna.It's just a bit weird for me because I haven't been out there in a while.

Hayashida
08-14-2012, 04:57 PM
Man I thought you were like 22 not 40

Delphinus
08-14-2012, 07:14 PM
Jeez I knew he was almost 40 you guys need to pay more attention

Hayashida
08-14-2012, 07:37 PM
maybe its because his avatar looks so youthful

Psy
08-14-2012, 09:54 PM
Forgive me as I'm an old man who has technically been out of the dating scene for almost five years now but...WTF!?!

So this girl...who stood me up twice already...calls me & apologizes about canceling & asks can she come over last night. We sat an talked for a good long while which left me feel as good about things as when we first met and set that original date up. She confirmed that she does like me beyond the scope of a platonic friendship too. We've plans of this evening...but I'm not sure after the 1st two cancellations...

I really like her though for some reason. She's smart, funny, cute & has a LOT in common. I've never met any woman around my age who is into the same nerdy crap as I am.

You think an old geezer like me is reading too much in to all of this?

Stand her up.

Black_Shaggie
08-15-2012, 03:30 PM
Thanks for thinking that I'm 22 Hayashida. I honestly feel like I'm 25 most of the time anyways. No Psy, I didn't stand her up. In fact, we got together again last night @ my house & spent a few hours just talking (Well I did some sketches of her obviously) & it was awesome. We've already made plans to do more of the same at her crib this weekend. I think I can stand down from red alert now.

Evil_Cake
08-15-2012, 03:48 PM
cool

jubeh
08-15-2012, 09:58 PM
Wouldnt it be funny if she was like a serial killer

toast
08-15-2012, 10:09 PM
(Well I did some sketches of her obviously)

oh jeez, we know where this is going

jubeh
08-15-2012, 10:09 PM
Black shaggie draw me like one of your french girls

toast
08-15-2012, 10:13 PM
I wonder if black shaggie is dating a one legged prostitute

Outcast
08-15-2012, 11:42 PM
oh jeez, we know where this is going

Deep down into the altantic?

Hayashida
08-16-2012, 02:08 AM
Thanks for thinking that I'm 22 Hayashida.

youre welcome

Black_Shaggie
08-16-2012, 09:27 AM
Black shaggie draw me like one of your french girls

What french girls?

Delphinus
08-16-2012, 07:36 PM
1) Get drunk, send compliments to girl you've fancied for 2 years.
2) Get good responses to compliments.
3) Send more compliments.
4) Get more good responses.
5) Ask the girl out without really realising that's what you're doing.
6) Get accepted.
7) Be confused but happy.

Bacon_Barbarian
08-16-2012, 09:46 PM
Is this a suggested plan of attack or what just happened to you?

ClockHand
08-16-2012, 10:02 PM
if is something he did, then he did it wrong. First step is always a karate chop on her neck, ones she pass out you can start with the other steps.

Delphinus
08-17-2012, 05:51 AM
Is this a suggested plan of attack or what just happened to you?

it's a true story bro. I have no idea. Apparently sending drunken compliments gets you dates?

...I don't think I should try this with most girls.

Black_Shaggie
08-17-2012, 09:21 AM
Maybe the alcohol gives you super seductive powers that only makes you irresitable to EXs.

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-17-2012, 12:29 PM
Yeah, normally you have to find a girl who you have a lot in common with, because there is always that first/second/third date lies that we all tell to give the other person the illusion that you've got more in common with them. For example:

Her: Oh, yes, Chris, of course I love football! I used to play it at school. Where did I play?...Erm...I played on the...wing? The one who plays on the side of the pitch? Yeah...(blah blah blah, more lies)

Me: Yes, of course I enjoy going shopping. Of course I like cats more than dogs. Of course I will happily sit through Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dream coat, where I have too spend and hour and a half of my life looking at Donny Osmands smug fucking face and listening to his tone deaf voice. That's just wonderful, darling...etc.

So, yeah. Lots of bullshit at the start of any relationship. But it's all good fun.

Hayashida
08-17-2012, 01:42 PM
I think everyone does that at least to some extent but I would never NEVER sit through joseph and his amazing technicolour dream coat where I have to spend an hour and a half of my life looking at Donny Osmand's smug fucking face and listening to his tone deaf voice. Never.

Fenn
08-17-2012, 06:05 PM
Post reserved for...eventually.

whenrabbitsattack2.0
08-18-2012, 12:12 AM
^ this Q-Q

Bacon_Barbarian
08-18-2012, 07:11 PM
So in other words to up your post count.

Fenn
08-18-2012, 07:43 PM
#1 It's chatterbox.

#2 If I cared about post-count I would have made sure to take care of my original profile so I wouldn't have needed to make a new one.

#3 It was on-topic and relevant.

#4 Idk, someone make up a #4.

toast
08-18-2012, 08:33 PM
Do people actually worry about post counts anymore or something

http://i.imgur.com/oRmY5.gif

Evil_Cake
08-18-2012, 08:45 PM
of course some1 with only 543 posts would say that :cat_noways:

toast
08-18-2012, 08:50 PM
pft yeah, I'm in the ~*under 600 club*~, u jelly

Evil_Cake
08-18-2012, 08:56 PM
omg

jubeh
08-18-2012, 08:56 PM
OH MY GOooOooD

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 12:17 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, you kidding me?

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 01:30 PM
I just fired an elastic band at the wall, and it disturbed a moth. Now I feel bad.

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 02:26 PM
You're dating a moth?

Hayashida
08-19-2012, 02:40 PM
I just fired an elastic band at the wall, and it disturbed a moth. Now I feel bad.

you're a monster. I guess that's why you're called Harvester of Sorrow

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 04:21 PM
You're dating a moth?

No...But I might...Hmm.

Delphinus
08-19-2012, 04:34 PM
i fucked a moth, i fucked a stoat, i rammed my cock right down its throat

cmon you know the words

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 06:24 PM
Dude, that's like soooo 80's.

Delphinus
08-19-2012, 06:26 PM
So is being a rich greedy bastard but some things are timeless

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 07:27 PM
What happened to the date's?

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 07:31 PM
What? Is this thread about dating advise? Ok, don't talk about your bowel movements until after the 3rd date and don't resort to raping her until after she has said no three times. Three no's to a woman secretly means: 'I want you to fuck me against my will behind the dumpster then never contact me again.' Women are good like that.

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 07:37 PM
I thought the thread was about people telling about their dates..

WHO NEEDS ADVICE, FUCK THAT SHIT.
I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER I LIKE (probably the reason why I never date)

Naw, I'm just interested in emberassing stories about people and silly love...

Delphinus
08-19-2012, 07:40 PM
all my silly love stories are about people I haven't dated, sorry Bya

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 07:44 PM
Ugggh why is there no real shit.

i have read too many Shoujos to enjoy it anymore..
Well delph if that's the best you can do, go ahead.(but make it interesting)

Delphinus
08-19-2012, 07:54 PM
Look Bya if you want dramatic love stories I'll just make some up but my irl tales of unrequited love are just going to read like the chronicles of emo kid #10,142

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 07:58 PM
Man no fun, I also want to laugh at you and you'll feel a little bit hurt :(

It's oke theres no need to rush...
We can just let the date thread be for date's =___=

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 08:00 PM
Bya, ya wanna know about a realistic love story? Read Twilight.

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 08:07 PM
That's true, it made me realise all men are pussies...

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 08:11 PM
Look Bya if you want dramatic love stories I'll just make some up but my irl tales of unrequited love are just going to read like the chronicles of emo kid #10,142

Welcome to the club, broski. Although I think I might just possibly have a date. I need to see how this plays out first. And not get my hopes up. At all.

Woo.

\m/

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 08:13 PM
She has AIDS.

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 08:16 PM
Is that like negative-supportive psychological comment.

Like you say something really bad to make bb realise it isn't that bad?

For a harverster of sorrow that's p. sweet

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 08:18 PM
She has AIDS.

And considering the fact I haven't had a GF in about 4 years, I think I'd be fine with that. :P

Byakuran
08-19-2012, 08:19 PM
Whoah negative-supportive comment worked..

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 08:20 PM
And considering the fact I haven't had a GF in about 4 years, I think I'd be fine with that. :P

Good answer, dude. I never really liked you, but that comment makes me think you're alright.

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 08:22 PM
Thank you?

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
08-19-2012, 08:25 PM
Don't you question me, see I always knew you were an asshole.

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 08:30 PM
I'd say I'm sorry, but then you'd probably tell me not to, and then I'd feel bad, so I won't. But the intentions there. You should probably just know I'm constantly confused. And that's why I used a question mark. Not because I was questioning you. But alas.

nextweek
08-19-2012, 08:38 PM
I have a date.....




...with school

Bacon_Barbarian
08-19-2012, 08:39 PM
Good man.