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Aether
07-16-2012, 06:57 PM
I took a dump this morning. I think it almost clogged the toilet cause the water only rose and then sat there for a while. The entire process took about half an hour.

It wasn't clogged, by the way.

What about you guys.

jubeh
07-16-2012, 06:58 PM
If you took a dump why aren't you asleep

toast
07-16-2012, 06:58 PM
hey does anyone play magic the gathering

ClockHand
07-16-2012, 06:58 PM
One time I clogged the toilet with a dump.

Aether
07-16-2012, 07:02 PM
One time I clogged the toilet with a dump.
How does that make you feel.

ClockHand
07-16-2012, 07:03 PM
Horrible, and scared. I just saw the water going up and up, with pieces of shit floating, and there was nothing I could do.

Aether
07-16-2012, 07:06 PM
Horrible, and scared. I just saw the water going up and up, with pieces of shit floating, and there was nothing I could do.
Man, I know how you feel...

I know how you feel. :(

Evil_Cake
07-16-2012, 07:11 PM
anyone ever take a dump, and it touch u when ur done?

jubeh
07-16-2012, 07:12 PM
What the

Celestial-Fox
07-16-2012, 08:20 PM
I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.

Hayashida
07-16-2012, 08:37 PM
I once clogged a toilet with an australian

Evil_Cake
07-16-2012, 08:42 PM
gross dude

Hayashida
07-16-2012, 08:44 PM
it made the water spin the other way who knew

Byakuran
07-16-2012, 08:57 PM
I got constipated yesterday.

Chatting makes me forget i have to poo =(

ClockHand
07-16-2012, 09:36 PM
I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.

I have a similar problem with Sushi. If I ate sushi I have to go to the bathroom in few minutes, and I made the most creamy crap ever.

GunZet
07-16-2012, 10:51 PM
Two days ago, I ate something weird that didn't agree with me, so I ended up getting the bubble guts and feeling like I had to fart, but when I farted, I felt liquid poop rollin' through the tubes, so I clenched up and drank two small medicine cups of Pepto.

Awyea.

indescribable
07-16-2012, 11:08 PM
This thread.

Linz
07-16-2012, 11:22 PM
the fuck is this.

Evil_Cake
07-16-2012, 11:34 PM
dont b shy

jubeh
07-16-2012, 11:38 PM
anyone ever take a dump, and it touch u when ur done?

I have been thinking about this ever since I read your post and I believe I've had poos that touched me emotionally.

Celestial-Fox
07-16-2012, 11:40 PM
I have a similar problem with Sushi. If I ate sushi I have to go to the bathroom in few minutes, and I made the most creamy crap ever.
That happens when we feed our dog leftover salmon. :U

Aether
07-19-2012, 03:41 AM
I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't do anything about it. It's unfortunate for anyone who happens to be in the room if I decide to consume dairy.

Celestial-Fox
07-19-2012, 06:02 AM
My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.

I can fart on command.

AlmanacnamedTime
07-19-2012, 10:59 AM
Hahahahaha. This thread.

I just took a dump that made the toilet water rise so high it touched my balls. Then I took a shower. Now i'm here.

ClockHand
07-19-2012, 03:02 PM
My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.

I can fart on command.

Are you the last fartbender from the north tribe?

Inksprout
07-22-2012, 07:19 PM
Wow, this thread >_< Once someone at my house clogged the toilet and decided to just use the toilet brush to poke it down then put the toilet brush back without cleaning it. days/weeks later I go to clean the toilet, but the brush is covered in dried toilet paper and dump D:
I still don't know for sure if it was my sister or my ex D:

Demonfyre
07-22-2012, 07:45 PM
For a second I was doubting whether this thread was legit, how wrong I was :L I'll make sure to document any dump experiences tomorrow in excruciatingly nasty detail :P



Are you the last fartbender from the north tribe?

She must be!

Outcast
07-22-2012, 10:45 PM
It was blue once.