The dump thread.

[Aether]

I took a dump this morning. I think it almost clogged the toilet cause the water only rose and then sat there for a while. The entire process took about half an hour.

It wasn't clogged, by the way.

What about you guys.

[jubeh]

If you took a dump why aren't you asleep

[toast]

hey does anyone play magic the gathering

[ClockHand]

One time I clogged the toilet with a dump.

[Aether]

One time I clogged the toilet with a dump.
How does that make you feel.

[ClockHand]

Horrible, and scared. I just saw the water going up and up, with pieces of shit floating, and there was nothing I could do.

[Aether]

Horrible, and scared. I just saw the water going up and up, with pieces of shit floating, and there was nothing I could do.
Man, I know how you feel...

I know how you feel. :(

[Evil_Cake]

anyone ever take a dump, and it touch u when ur done?

[jubeh]

What the

[Celestial-Fox]

I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.

[Hayashida]

I once clogged a toilet with an australian

[Evil_Cake]

gross dude

[Hayashida]

it made the water spin the other way who knew

[Byakuran]

I got constipated yesterday.

Chatting makes me forget i have to poo =(

[ClockHand]

I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.

I have a similar problem with Sushi. If I ate sushi I have to go to the bathroom in few minutes, and I made the most creamy crap ever.

[GunZet]

Two days ago, I ate something weird that didn't agree with me, so I ended up getting the bubble guts and feeling like I had to fart, but when I farted, I felt liquid poop rollin' through the tubes, so I clenched up and drank two small medicine cups of Pepto.

Awyea.

[indescribable]

This thread.

[Linz]

the fuck is this.

[Evil_Cake]

dont b shy

[jubeh]

anyone ever take a dump, and it touch u when ur done?

I have been thinking about this ever since I read your post and I believe I've had poos that touched me emotionally.

[Celestial-Fox]

I have a similar problem with Sushi. If I ate sushi I have to go to the bathroom in few minutes, and I made the most creamy crap ever.
That happens when we feed our dog leftover salmon. :U

[Aether]

I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't do anything about it. It's unfortunate for anyone who happens to be in the room if I decide to consume dairy.

[Celestial-Fox]

My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.

I can fart on command.

[AlmanacnamedTime]

Hahahahaha. This thread.

I just took a dump that made the toilet water rise so high it touched my balls. Then I took a shower. Now i'm here.

[ClockHand]

My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.

I can fart on command.

Are you the last fartbender from the north tribe?

[Inksprout]

Wow, this thread >_< Once someone at my house clogged the toilet and decided to just use the toilet brush to poke it down then put the toilet brush back without cleaning it. days/weeks later I go to clean the toilet, but the brush is covered in dried toilet paper and dump D:
I still don't know for sure if it was my sister or my ex D:

[Demonfyre]

For a second I was doubting whether this thread was legit, how wrong I was :L I'll make sure to document any dump experiences tomorrow in excruciatingly nasty detail :P



Are you the last fartbender from the north tribe?

She must be!

[Outcast]

It was blue once.