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Snooderflubbyguppy
05-30-2012, 01:15 PM
ok so I like to collect radom saying, quotes etc. I figured you all would have some interesting ones.

Outcast
05-30-2012, 01:32 PM
"How could anyone do that to a panda?"

Celestial-Fox
05-30-2012, 01:33 PM
(Don't list threads go in the Cb?)

Outcast
05-30-2012, 01:36 PM
Yes

ScantyXKneesocks
06-20-2012, 08:39 AM
"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

"One day I climbed into bed and admired the beautiful starry sky...and then I wondered, "Where is the ceiling?"

"If you think that you look like you know what you're doing, you probably do."

SoulReaver
06-20-2012, 10:04 AM
"How can you say you love her, if you can't even eat her poop?"

eltoroguaco
06-20-2012, 12:58 PM
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

It's not only weird or funny, but it's the most awesome thing Samuel L. Jackson have ever said!
No, "Motherfucking snakes" DO NOT COUNT!

Gedeon
06-20-2012, 02:01 PM
"im not a pedophile if i like to watch small kids'' I heard this from a guy in my school. OAO

WhenRabbitsAttack
06-23-2012, 08:28 PM
there is no freedom, only potato

friend; Dammit! dude, it's not hard enough yet. me;....... that's what she said

that last one was said last week. we laughed for about ten minutes after she said that.

Outcast
07-01-2012, 04:29 PM
The moment I saw the penis I knew it was him.
I am both appalled and proud of this.
From some random asshole on the internet.

WhenRabbitsAttack
07-01-2012, 06:12 PM
friend: no ginger! i'm sorry! come baaack!!!
ginger: no! you have left me alone in my gingerness. YOU ARE DEAD TO MEEEEE!!*runs away*
friend: but we used to be ginger together.....

this was a conversation my friend had with a boy at our school. she dyed her hair ginger and he was a natural ginger so they were all like "ginger is the shit!" then she dyed her hair black and this happened.
lmao for hours when this happened. he still gives her the evils every time he sees her.

eltoroguaco
07-22-2012, 12:01 PM
Just found a silly post on the world of warcraft forum about mist of Pandaria (The next expansion). The thread is called "Who's exited about MOP?"


cant wayt fore the new coleckters edison a the nice artbook+ ingame pet dat wil fite besit me

Ozzaharwood
07-22-2012, 04:37 PM
http://puu.sh/KNok

http://puu.sh/KNoZ

http://puu.sh/KNp5

I have like hundreds of these but most of them are too explicit to be posted here.

Outcast
07-22-2012, 06:49 PM
http://oi45.tinypic.com/v77guo.jpg

nextweek
07-22-2012, 09:28 PM
"FUCKING FUCK"

toast
07-22-2012, 09:54 PM
"FUCKING FUCK"

:ascii_mwave:

Demonfyre
07-30-2012, 05:40 PM
http://oi45.tinypic.com/v77guo.jpg

LOLOLLOLLOLLLLLLOLLIOOKLOKOLLOOLKOL, sorry had to exclaim how funny I found that :P

WhenRabbitsAttack
07-31-2012, 10:41 PM
i like how he says "maybe"

its not a case of maybe your a pervert. it never is. ARE YOU A PERV, YES OR NO!!?

from toasty " they don't think it be like it is, but it do"
the grammar in this would make my english teacher cry

GunZet
07-31-2012, 11:02 PM
I'm a pervert, yes.

Outcast
07-31-2012, 11:11 PM
from toasty " they don't think it be like it is, but it do"
the grammar in this would make my english teacher cry

You've honestly never seen that joke before?

WhenRabbitsAttack
07-31-2012, 11:30 PM
uh, yes i've seen it before. it's on tzts location thingy.

i just recorded it as part of the thread ;P

Outcast
07-31-2012, 11:38 PM
http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1310488108597575.jpg

WhenRabbitsAttack
08-01-2012, 03:32 AM
never seen it from that guy though, lool

Lucy
08-01-2012, 07:27 AM
"Clearly you have syphilis and it's made you a jerk!"

Black_Shaggie
08-01-2012, 08:33 AM
"I came to kick ass & chew bubblegum & I'm all out of bubblegum."

hansuke22
10-23-2012, 01:49 AM
Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

my favorite :D :D :D

jubeh
10-23-2012, 02:13 AM
Dont bump old threads