Being Single Forever

[Sylux]

I like the crashes. And I do enjoy me a good drag race.
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

[Celestial-Fox]

My whole family in Minnesota watches NASCAR. >.>

[Sylux]

All my mom's friends watch it

[ClockHand]

I live in texas and even here only the hardest of the hardcore rednecks like nascar. If anything racing is much more popular in europe.

Yeah, but they have made ti more classy. While Nascar is like the McDonald of races.

I prefer any kind of fighting sport. As are the only one I can understand in depthness.

[GunZet]

WWE has all kinds of depth.

[ClockHand]

ugh no.

[GunZet]

The one exception to the rule, lol.

[jubeh]

Yeah, but they have made ti more classy. While Nascar is like the McDonald of races.

What is your argument here why do you say that

[Mr_Liebe]

I prefer any kind of fighting sport. As are the only one I can understand in depthness.

Hell yeah, these guys spend months training, running, lifting weights, skipping rope, sparring. Perfecting their technique, and come fight night, they put it on the line. Did they train hard enough, did they come up with a good fight plan, can they pull of the win, there's a shit load of thrill when it comes to fighting sports.

I wonder if there's any Boxing matches this week...

[Celestial-Fox]

My dad used to box, but he messed up his shoulder really bad when he took a hit from his opponent. It used to be popular to watch boxing where I live, but it's not anymore.

[Mr_Liebe]

It is pretty brutal at times, not exactly glamorous. Still, it looks interesting, and I'm thinking of trying it out.

[ClockHand]

What is your argument here why do you say that

'murican tv.

[jubeh]

'murican tv.

Wat

[Hayashida]

F1 Racing isn't any more "classy" than nascar because wtf does that even mean, but nascar is certainly intensely more boring than F1. The type of racing is so completely different though it's hard to compare the two

[jubeh]

p sure he doesn't know what he's talking about and its a generic anti-american sentiment.

[Hayashida]

oic

[Black_Shaggie]

Why are all your guys' avatars upside down?

[Hayashida]

huh?

[jubeh]

Black shaggie...

why would he say something like that

[Celestial-Fox]

Make Scooby solve the mystery!

[CypressDahlia]

Has anyone tried to find porn on Youtube just to see if they could? I think I was successful this one time.

Also, I prefer to watch this over sports: less repetitive. Not to mention this one in particular is hilariously one-sided. The guys on the right are total scrubs, with the exception of the dude in the jacket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4ipH7NJas

[jubeh]

Best sport after baseball


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LabS79eK5tI

[Black_Shaggie]

Seriously...why are you guys upside down?! Its freaking me out man...

[jubeh]

What's the deal with this guy ^

[Hayashida]

idk man

[Black_Shaggie]

...

[jubeh]

:ascii_rock:

[Black_Shaggie]

I must've missed something when I wasn't here...my mind may be outta whack but I'm not seeing stuff & there's nothing wrong with my rig. Jubeh, Hashida, Gunz & some mo' people's avatars are upside down...& its weirding me out....

[jubeh]

:ascii_whistle:

[CypressDahlia]

Shaggie, how do you know //you're// not upside down?

[Black_Shaggie]

With feet in the air & your feet on the ground,
TRY THIS TRICK!...

[jubeh]

Better hold on to your seat

[Black_Shaggie]

I know I'm not upside down because I'd be floating off into the ceiling somewheres if I was. Seeing as my mushroom days are over...that ain't happenin' sonny Jim.

[jubeh]

Your house is also upside down

[Bacon_Barbarian]

lol, I opened this thread to the whole thing about Almanac not actually caring about his girlfriend. Twice yesterday I was told I'd be a really good boyfriend by people currently in relationships simply because I wouldn't ignore people and would actually get invested.

Why me. ;-;

[Black_Shaggie]

i'll get to the bottom...or top of this when i get off work....

@ Bacon:
Every GF I've had ultimately respected me more when I began to treat them like crap. Idk why...

[jubeh]

lol, I opened this thread to the whole thing about Almanac not actually caring about his girlfriend.

You misinterpreted what he said by miles.

[Black_Shaggie]

no, I got him. People think he's good BF material because of his sincerity. I was merely stating that, imo, women prefer complete jerks & they'd more than likely miss out on someone who is sincere.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I've noticed that to some degree around here. The two friends in my group who have had a gf longer than average for people our ages are both the biggest tools.

[jubeh]

Black shaggie: Who cares about that I dont even know what you're talking about

[CypressDahlia]

Bacon I find it weird that you keep count of those types of things.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Bacon I find it weird that you keep count of those types of things.
It's sort of common knowledge in my area that the average high school relationship only last two months. *shrug* Unless you were saying it's odd I know how long my friends have been together, in which case, what?


Black shaggie: Who cares about that I dont even know what you're talking about

Then why say anything.

[Black_Shaggie]

Its cuz you're upside down Jubeh.

I'm no "Chick Whisperer", hell I'm not even a pimp but...I think that women associate that kind of arrogance with confidence & that's what attracts them. I mean, I've seen guys who are truly confident in themselves have long lasting relationships. My longest relationship was like 10 years...& I'm still cool with that ex & her new guy to this day because there's a mutual respect between us.

[CypressDahlia]

It's odd that you keep count of how many times girls tell you you'd be a good boyfriend < Bacon

[jubeh]

Then why say anything.

He was obviously responding to me when I had no idea what he was going on about

[Black_Shaggie]

Bacon, you should just test your luck with one of these girls who say you'd be a good BF. Maybe there's a hint there you're missing...

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I'm no "Chick Whisperer", hell I'm not even a pimp but...I think that women associate that kind of arrogance with confidence & that's what attracts them. I mean, I've seen guys who are truly confident in themselves have long lasting relationships. My longest relationship was like 10 years...& I'm still cool with that ex & her new guy to this day because there's a mutual respect between us.
Well yeah, confidence is (allegedly) key, but confidence =/= being a tool.


It's odd that you keep count of how many times girls tell you you'd be a good boyfriend < Bacon
It was yesterday and it was turned into a bit running joke?


Bacon, you should just test your luck with one of these girls who say you'd be a good BF. Maybe there's a hint there you're missing...

Naaaah. There's a girl I like anyway. And ... Stuff. Though, one of them was really mad at their bf yesterday. They patched it up though.

[CypressDahlia]

When girls tell me that kinda stuff I just kinda brush it off or change the subject. Especially if it's in the middle of an otherwise interesting conversation. It's like "Well, way to make this really awkward..."

[Hayashida]

bacon just go up to the girl you like and say hey why are you dating this loser when you could be dating me and then knock his lunch in his face

[jubeh]

bacon just go up to the girl you like and say hey why are you dating this loser when you could be dating me and then knock his lunch in his face

First he has to pull his shirt out of his pants

[Hayashida]

his shirt is still in his pants? no wonder this girls not been dating him

edit: in fact, for good measure, after you knock the dudes lunch in his face take his shirt and tuck it into his jeans and sort of go "there you go, there you go" in a comforting way

[Bacon_Barbarian]

When girls tell me that kinda stuff I just kinda brush it off or change the subject. Especially if it's in the middle of an otherwise interesting conversation. It's like "Well, way to make this really awkward..."

Nah, it was funny. They were making jokes about how they were going to share me and make me their part time boyfriend and how we'd have threesomes on Sundays.


bacon just go up to the girl you like and say hey why are you dating this loser when you could be dating me and then knock his lunch in his face

She's actually single as of sometime last week. >.>


First he has to pull his shirt out of his pants
That could work, seeing as how I'm part wookie.

[jubeh]

Get her on the rebound

[Hayashida]

She's actually single as of sometime last week. >.>
well look, someones gotta get their lunch in their face

[CypressDahlia]

And don't try that friendzone crap you were talking about a few weeks ago.

[Black_Shaggie]

...and sag his skinny jeans (joking!)

[jubeh]

Thank god you wrote joking there or I would have taken you completely seriously

[Bacon_Barbarian]

First he has to pull his shirt out of his pants
Man, I look better with it tucked in.


Get her on the rebound
Horrible idea.


well look, someones gotta get their lunch in their face
OK, I can punch her ex?


And don't try that friendzone crap you were talking about a few weeks ago.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[jubeh]

If you're going to tuck your shirt in at least wear an oxford. You're far from james dean.

[Black_Shaggie]

And you're still upside down man! I'm loosing it...somebody gimmie my marbles back!

Wait. It's not you guys being upside down that's cause due to loose my marbles. It's this picture of this old fart that I'm putting clipping mask on at work. He looks like what would happen if George W. Bush & Grandpa Adams had a bastard child....

[CypressDahlia]

srsly Bacon you don't remember that long talk we had about why it's wrong to try to become "best friends" with a girl before you ask her out.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

If you're going to tuck your shirt in at least wear an oxford. You're far from james dean.

I've actually been compared to James Dean on multiple occasions.


srsly Bacon you don't remember that long talk we had about why it's wrong to try to become "best friends" with a girl before you ask her out.

Uh, vaguely. I think you misunderstood me (and I misunderstood you.) I was never trying to do that.

[jubeh]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Yeah. Pretty weird huh? But I have.

[Celestial-Fox]

I've never gone out with a "best friend." Sure, we were beginning to be close, but it's probably better to ask them out in the big inning stages of closeness. Or at least for me.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I'm not this girl's bestfriend (or the one from a few month's ago), and I've never tried. Both have been alright friends that I've never really hung out with all too much outside of school. I just think it's a good idea to hang out some more to see if something could happen. *shrug*

[Celestial-Fox]

I had seen my current boyfriend only once in person over a span of four years before we got together. :U

[jubeh]

Bacon barbarian has shrugged more than anybody in the history of the internet

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Huh. You should totally get on your MT profile, Seefy.


Bacon barbarian has shrugged more than anybody in the history of the internet

*shrug*

[Celestial-Fox]

Bacon: Mobile MT is being a butt. I'll go to a real computer in a sec~

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Coolio.

[Celestial-Fox]

Whoop, I answered. c:

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Err, where? I feel like a dumby, but I don't see anything. >.>

[ClockHand]

I had seen my current boyfriend only once in person over a span of four years before we got together. :U

What?

[jubeh]

Her boyfriend is a sentient ai

[Celestial-Fox]

Err, where? I feel like a dumby, but I don't see anything. >.>
I tried again!

Clock: We met, didn't see each other for four years (but still talked), met in person again for lunch, talked for a few more weeks, then got together. We see each other very frequently now, though.

Jubeh: Don't tell my secret! D:<

[indescribable]

Jubeh: Don't tell my secret! D:<

Too late, we all know now.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Wasn't having an AI bf the premise of some shojou manga?

[jubeh]

Why would any of us know that

[indescribable]

Yes. Because of Bya.

[jubeh]

-_-

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Bwahahahahahaha. Manga forum, Jubeh. Manga forum.

[jubeh]

Yes. Because of Bya.

o jeez

[GunZet]

Sticky fingers.

[jubeh]

Its juicy fingers.

Sticky fingers is a stones album.

Edit also

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/taleran/JJBA/Stands/Sticky&#37;20Fingers/Profile.png

[GunZet]

Sticky fingers? ;a;

[Byakuran]

Yes. Because of Bya.

I literally laughed out loud, really hard.

And stfu guys, i'm already foreveralone no need to taunt me with my past mistakes...

[ClockHand]

oh i see.

[Hayashida]

did Bacon actually say he's been compared to James Dean before

[Bacon_Barbarian]

It's happened a few times, actually. Not saying they were accurate comparisons... But they have happened.

[CypressDahlia]

You keep track of a lot of weird things.

[Byakuran]

Oh and you don't?

[CypressDahlia]

NOPE

[indescribable]

Suuuuure.

[Byakuran]

I've had sex with plenty of girls. Hundreds, probably thousands.

Most of it vicariously through the eyes of an anime character.

You keep track of how many h-games you have played?

[CypressDahlia]

Fine. I count my panty collection every other day.

But that's it! I swear...

[Byakuran]

YOUR panty collection? As in panties that you wear?

I never knew you swung that way...

And again:


Suuuuure.

[indescribable]

I think there are a lot of things we don't know about Cype.

[CypressDahlia]

I sometimes like to wear them and pretend I'm moe.

[Byakuran]

I think there are a lot of things we don't know about Cype.

Yeah...

Is this you, Cype? (beware of panties in the spoiler :l)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3263/3149710996_7071c61bbd.jpg
Moe~ Moe~

[Bacon_Barbarian]

You keep track of a lot of weird things.

Would you forget being compared to James Dean? Geez man.

Though, you're right. That's why I do so well in trivia games. Hoooo-ah.

[CypressDahlia]

Yeah that's me except I'm usually wearing only the panties.

And yeah, Bacon. That's the point I'm making. You remember that because it makes you feel good, right?

Which is why I'm making a fuss of it because I wanted to steer this thread away from being the "How Many Girls I could Have Been With" thread.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Uh, I remembered it because it was pretty outlandish comparison and I have an incredible talent for remembering crap. Though, if that person was being serious, which they mostly weren't, yeah, you might be right.

And wouldn't the thread become "How Many Girls I HAVE Been With"?

[CypressDahlia]

Not necessarily. We had about an 8 page spell of people talking about all the girls they turned down and all the girls who were potentially interested in them and yadda yadda insert giant circle jerk here.

Considering the thread is about not WANTING to have a girlfriend, I felt that was kind of a dumb detour.

[Celestial-Fox]

Weird start to a thread.

[Byakuran]

Yeah that's me except I'm usually wearing only the panties.

And yeah, Bacon. That's the point I'm making. You remember that because it makes you feel good, right?

Which is why I'm making a fuss of it because I wanted to steer this thread away from being the "How Many Girls I could Have Been With" thread.

Hmmm...sexy? Pics or it didnt happen >:0

Also what direction do you want to get this thread in?

[Psy]

Shoulda trusted this thread to my domain.

[CypressDahlia]

The one that's obvious. If anyone's thought about being single forever because relationships, for some reason, suck to them.

And you have to pay for the pics.

[Psy]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BYA PAY THIS MAN!!! PAY HIM QUICKLY!

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Well apparently no one really has all that seriously. Though, I guess if Single Forever =/= Forever Alone I might be OK with it.

You can't really be mad about this progression, especially in the Chatterbox...

[Byakuran]

How much?

Hmmm ic, you want like to hear other peoples point of view on this topic.
This is the chatterbox though, but I don't think that matters. Since romance stuff is probably chatter anyway

[Psy]

Single forever to me implies no relationship but one night stands and friends with bennifits and all that is fine. I don't see how that is a terrible really especially for those who have intamacy issues or space requirements.

[CypressDahlia]

The payment is not money, Bya.

And yeah, it's mostly the space requirements. Privacy is a huge thing. I feel like having someone else around all the time would greatly threaten how much I can be myself in my own home.

In other words run around wearing panties.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Single forever to me implies no relationship but one night stands and friends with bennifits and all that is fine. I don't see how that is a terrible really especially for those who have intamacy issues or space requirements.

I don't think I'd mind that. But ... Hard to say. I wouldn't prefer it.

[erikamae]

It's in my top three aspirations, actually.

[ClockHand]

I know the other, have a lot of cats.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

> One of three
> I know the other
> Clock can't count

[jubeh]

Picking on dudes that struggle with english itt

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I know Clock's better than that. I believe in Clock.

[jubeh]

Patronizing people that can't do something that you grew up being able to do itt

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Jubeh actually being a responsible mod ITT. Get it while it exists.

[jubeh]

What does pointing out how insensitive you are to people who speak english as a second language have to do with being a mod.

[Mr_Liebe]

It is surprising.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

You're actually doing something about people being assholes. Last time I checked (about a minute ago) there were rules against picking fights, trolling, and flaming. (In other words, being a dick.) I don't think I've ever seen anybody do anything about that on here. So congrats on calling me out.

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/joker.gif

[jubeh]

There's no rule against being a dick otherwise this forum would just be MoM.

If anything you're being more of a twat right now.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Oh, I know.

[jubeh]

Thus we come full circle and now we know why you will be single forever.

You are in good company.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Perhaps. I'm generally not a dick to people who I even close to remotely like platonically though. So who knows. In either case I've got Jill.

And also Alex Trebek's mother.

[jubeh]

Good thing you made a post about it

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I'm not even sure what you're getting at Jubs. You're obviously trying to illicit a response of some sort, and this is a goddamn forum. So, yeah. I made a post.

[GunZet]

Lol, you two. Just kiss already and get it over with. Gawd, why can't everyone be as chill as me, like fuck, this planet would be a better place.
Join The Empire.

[jubeh]

Didn't you just message me on steam like yesterday cuz clock butthurt you. Hows that chill.

[ClockHand]

Lol, you two. Just kiss already and get it over with. Gawd, why can't everyone be as chill as me, like fuck, this planet would be a better place.
Join The Empire.

what a nazi, he doesn't even let us be like we want to be.

edit:
LOL

[Mr_Liebe]

-kneels to High King GunZet-

[GunZet]

Didn't you just message me on steam like yesterday cuz clock butthurt you. Hows that chill.

Naw man, I was talking to you about Clock being a dick for no reason. Then you asked me to buy you something that's pretty awesome.

[jubeh]

Naw man, I was talking to you about Clock being a dick for no reason. Then you asked me to buy you something that's pretty awesome.

Who gets mad about people being dicks

Also you never bought it for me whats the deal I thought we had something going here

[Bacon_Barbarian]

And now for the important part.

Did you buy it?

[GunZet]

Naw man, not yet, I'm thinking on it. Jubeh's shady. Though I did get it for myself this morning ;D

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Who gets mad about people being dicks
Not robots.

[Psy]

Who gets mad about people being dicks

Also you never bought it for me whats the deal I thought we had something going here

This is why everyone needs to be gay and learn to take dicks as they come.

[GunZet]

This is why everyone needs to be gay and learn to take dicks as they come.
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5791737/2/stock-photo-5791737-gold-trophy.jpg

[jubeh]

I took a dick once. It's not for me.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. I'd rather take assholes as they come.

[GunZet]

Shove it in, shove it in!

[Mr_Liebe]

I'd rather take punches.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Do I get lube?

[GunZet]

You salivate, don't you? Then you know what you gotta do first.

[Psy]

No! You are going to take it dry, bacon.

[GunZet]

No! You are going to take it dry, bacon.

BAD IDEA, PSY.

[jubeh]

We have go to deeper

[Bacon_Barbarian]

No! You are going to take it dry, bacon.

Either I get lube or I don't do it at all.

[GunZet]

So I was just skating around with my headphones in earlier, right? Now you figure that somebody who has their headphones in obviously must be listening to something, and doesn't wanna be bothered. It's like a non-verbal 'don't fuckin' bother me'.
SO I hear -excuse me- behind me, due to listening to Wu-Tang, rather than one of my many favorite, super loud, metal bands. I take my headphones out, and dude just goes "Would you like to join a Bible study?"
I just go "Nah I'm alright"
And he fuckin' stares at me for a few seconds, and goes "Are you sure?"
"Yea"
And he stares at me some more! So I'm like dafuck this nigga want!?
And he just goes "God bless you"
And I go "You too." And then we part ways, and I'm like "That was fuckin' weird... yea that dude's weird."

True story.

[Mr_Liebe]

I went to a bible study once, I was lured by the prospect that there were womenz.... it was true... but they were middle aged.... they had nice coffee there, so.... it wasn't to awful.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

@ GunZ: What an ass.

[Mr_Liebe]

Yeah, fucker made it sound like a bunch of romanian babes would be there..... one reason why I didn't convert, they'll do whatever it takes to get members...

[Psy]

Either I get lube or I don't do it at all.

Well if you work it right then the lube will come naturally. Learn to please your man bacon. Learn.

[GunZet]

I remember last year, the Jehovah Witness peeps kept coming over... Being the nice person I am, I never mentioned I don't necessarily believe in a darn thing they have to offer, so they assumed I had a religion, and kept coming, and coming, and coming, and asking for me... I need to just learn how to say 'I have no religion, kthnxbai'.

[Mr_Liebe]

Why not invite them in for a night of baby sacrifices, and bible burnings? That'd scare them for life, I think.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Well if you work it right then the lube will come naturally. Learn to please your man bacon. Learn.

I never said I was taking a man in the poop chute.

[GunZet]

I never said I was taking a man in the poop chute.
Ear cex.

[jubeh]

Yeah if you're not going in through the butt there arent many more viable options

[Psy]

Well you said that you never want another persons body part in your mouth so you have one other option. Learn to please your man bacon or be forever alone.

[GunZet]

Teach me, Psy D:
Personally if you can :cat_thumbsup:

[Psy]

Teach me, Psy D:
Personally if you can :cat_thumbsup:
Oh baby.

[Sylux]

Can I be next? I turn 18 in like, a year and a half lol

[Psy]

I'm supposed to wait over a year without the touch of another man for you? How selfish! That's like a committed relationship and not in the spirit of this thread.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Well you said that you never want another persons body part in your mouth so you have one other option. Learn to please your man bacon or be forever alone.
*head-desk*

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[Evil_Cake]

y? wait WAT THE

[Bacon_Barbarian]

That is the result of me rather severely beating my head into my laptop's keyboard. Excuse me, I have a headache.

[Outcast]

u

...
Only one letter shows up when I beat my face into the keyboard.

EDIT: How do you get - and s at the same time like that anyway?

[Sylux]

h7778788788b7yyuhnj gb

[Bacon_Barbarian]

u

...
Only one letter shows up when I beat my face into the keyboard.

EDIT: How do you get - and s at the same time like that anyway?

Not sure. Once my head was lodged between the keys I just sort of rolled it left and right a bit.

[Outcast]

nhjcelkbdxmj89
I get this.


Crap now my nose hurts.

[Sylux]

JN HUIOKLY76TGUJIKOLJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU7

[Bacon_Barbarian]

nhjcelkbdxmj89
I get this.


Crap now my nose hurts.

I used my forehead and beat it in at least 4 times.

[jubeh]

nhjcelkbdxmj89
I get this.

I read that as nickelback for some reason

[Outcast]

hujyjnuhuynjh7


Huh The forehead method does this.

[GunZet]

ISWINGMYHAIIIIRBACKANDFORTH11!!1

That's what I got after beating my head on my keyboard.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Come on guys, you need to get into it more.

tgyhkli6tygh6fvbhmnjl.;/kit6ghydfercftvgbmnuji,. vbgrcdfkmjr5fdkigrftjmnyghbfc drtgc5ed3wsrdfcb gvyghb

...

Ow, my forehead.

[Celestial-Fox]

MOBILE HEADDESK; LET'S TRY IT:



AHAHAHA. I smacked my head against my iPhone at LEAST five times, and NOTHING happened. XD

[GunZet]

Well, Bacon. Everyone has brain damage to some degree now. HOw does that make you feel?

[Sylux]

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[Matt]

uy67

Five headbangs, four letters. Harder:



Nothing. I think my keyboard has a thing where you can only press so many keys at a time.

[jaidurn]

gftvvvvvvvvvvvvvbhjyucbvhbvgcvbnvc dfvvvfd rbhu ygt redefghjuy76trdsxcv5gftfrfdg6gyt6hjyuioooiuytrdc

[jubeh]

Nothing. I think my keyboard has a thing where you can only press so many keys at a time.

Its due to the circuitry of the keyboards. It's pretty interesting actually.

[Hayashida]

what the fuck happened in this thread. First Bacon says he's James Dean, then Psy tells people to take it up the butt sans lube and now people are just typing out random letters, numbers and punctuation. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[Mr_Liebe]

Glorious chaos?

[Hayashida]

more like stupid stupid

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Well, Bacon. Everyone has brain damage to some degree now. HOw does that make you feel?

Would it be blasphemous to say Godly?

[Outcast]

But I was bashing my face on the keyboard.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Exactly as I planned.

[Outcast]

Wait you never actually bashed your face into the keyboard did you?

[Sylux]

Yes he did he's just saving face

[Psy]

Oh outcast you are the second Sherlock.

I would like to say that I was only promoting friends with benefits as an alternative to having a relationship. Plus I only told bacon to take it dry then everyone else wanted a piece.

[indescribable]

I am going to be the crazy cat lady someday I just know it.

[Outcast]

Oh outcast you are the second Sherlock.

Well there's was this slight possibility he did though...

[Byakuran]

The payment is not money, Bya.

And yeah, it's mostly the space requirements. Privacy is a huge thing. I feel like having someone else around all the time would greatly threaten how much I can be myself in my own home.

In other words run around wearing panties.



I know the payment isnt money but How Much ;D?

Also i think i found a picture of when you were a kid (ignore the date)

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2012/05/251455_254807344537878_100000258422627_1011477_413 2323_n/678355511.jpeg
Notice the baby in background? lmao
Also on TOPIC.
I think being single forever to me would be having no " bf " or any sexual related partner. Since i dont like the thought of " one-night stands " and sex in general tbh. The reason why i think i'll be forever alone is also probably because of i have my own comfort-zone, being in a relationship or anything else is something i'm not ready for nor is my personality ready for atm. also maybe i ask a lot of a " guy ", but in my opinion i don't. I'm happy now, i don't mind being single forever.




I am going to be the crazy cat lady someday I just know it.
This. Can we be Crazy-Cat-Lady friends? Although i like dogs more. I think i'll have2 dogs... Can we be Crazy-pet-Lady friends?

[Inksprout]

Maybe its naive of me, but I think if you meet the right person you won't feel like they are intruding on your comfort zone, or you will be happy to allow them to do so.

[GunZet]

I would agree, but from experience, I know you only take so much poking before you get pissed at whoever this 'right person' may be. Same with the other side. Then you start getting arguments and shit.

[eltoroguaco]

Considered... but my final conclusion is that I need someone in my life. I hate being lonely. Though who and when is still a mystery.

[Inksprout]

I would agree, but from experience, I know you only take so much poking before you get pissed at whoever this 'right person' may be. Same with the other side. Then you start getting arguments and shit.

Yeah, I think there is still a degree of compromise/work you probably have to do, but initially at least I imagine you want the person around. I dunno, I definitely haven't met any 'right' person yet, so this is purely theoretical

[CypressDahlia]

On an empirical level I just like to have some literal space to myself, so even having the right person around me too often would bother me. Considering I've been dating my current girlfriend for three years, I think she's a pretty decent match all around--I'd just like to be away from her from time to time. If we're sharing a room/sharing private space, that's not a good prospect.

[Psy]

Get her a job that takes her away on business all the time.

[Byakuran]

An Idol?

Isn't a relationship all balance? Also balancing out the personal space?

[jubeh]

no

[Celestial-Fox]

Maybe its naive of me, but I think if you meet the right person you won't feel like they are intruding on your comfort zone, or you will be happy to allow them to do so.

My personal space is generally about half the size of a room, but when I'm in a relationship, my brain makes exceptions. I usually get sick of people after a few hours, but not when it's a significant other.

[GunZet]

Stick Seefy in a room full of about 1000 people so she'll never get sick of everyone.

[Sylux]

O wow I never get sick of jaidurn but we're not lovers

[jubeh]

I get sick of everybody p fast like in the span of typing this Im already sick of all of you

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Seriously, how the fuck do you guys ever have any fun if you can't stand to be in the same room with someone. Most of my time spent hanging out this week (first one of summer, woo!) has been spent in my friends basement bedroom (approximately 13x18 ft., not counting a bed, desk, coffee table, and bike machine) with as many as 5 people all cramming down in there. Also cramming four people into the back of small cards and 10 people around kitchen tables built to comfortably sit 4.

[Hayashida]

I don't mind being around people at all, but after maybe 3 or 4 days of hanging out with people every day I like having a day or two to myself to just stay in and play video games and just spend time by myself

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Well yeah, I get that. I'm not hanging out with these people all day. Generally. Usually only 4 or 5 hours. Though every once and a while it may push something like 19...

[Inksprout]

honestly, I hate being alone for a full day. I prefer to see someone else for at least a little while every day. If I don't I at least have to go the shops or something.

[Mr_Liebe]

I really only go out near people if it serves a purpose. For instance, when I go to work out, or something.

[ClockHand]

I hate to be around of people. I hate going to malls, or going outside, I hate going to someone else home or going to a party, I even hate to be inside a conversation. But I can understand why people like to be with others.

[Mr_Liebe]

I agree with what Clock said.

[GunZet]

I don't mind being around people/total strangers if we have something in common to talk about.

[jubeh]

I agree with what Clock said.

I have never heard anyone say this before

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Are GunZ, Ink, and myself the only people on here who "hang out" with friends in a conventional sense?

[ClockHand]

Are GunZ, Ink, and myself the only people on here who "hang out" with friends in a conventional sense?

Probably. You abnormal guys.

[jubeh]

Are GunZ, Ink, and myself the only people on here who "hang out" with friends in a conventional sense?

I used to but that....was a long time ago.

/stares into the distance

[Mr_Liebe]

I have never heard anyone say this before

Pretty weird, I know.

[Inksprout]

You guys need to get out more or something

[jubeh]

What're you getting at

[Mr_Liebe]

I get out for an hour or 2 everyday, so it's all good.

[Inksprout]

Jubeh, you don't have to get out more since you are already perfect in every way.

[ClockHand]

You guys need to get out more or something

Never. I already do enough at going to practices, classes and having to buy some stuffs, there is no possible way I would go out more.

[jubeh]

Jubeh, you don't have to get out more since you are already perfect in every way.

ok

[Rainbow_Dash]

Going to class is enough going out for me. And when I do go out, it's only so I can go back in somewhere else.

[Inksprout]

Since I don't have any classes atm I have to make an effort to go out, otherwise I become INSANE

[ClockHand]

Since I don't have any classes atm I have to make an effort to go out, otherwise I become INSANE

work on your art? learn new stuffs? watch movies or tv series? There are plenty of way to keep sanity while being alone.

[jubeh]

Take a dump and go to sleep

[ClockHand]

Take a dump and go to sleep

that too.

[Inksprout]

It's kind of like the people around me give me inspiration for that stuff. I don't feel that motivated when I don't get to see friends

[GunZet]

work on your art? learn new stuffs? watch movies or tv series? There are plenty of way to keep sanity while being alone.

And don't be afraid to get your hands dirty.

[ClockHand]

And don't be afraid to get your hands dirty.

Don't know if sexual harassment

Or playing with my username.

[GunZet]

Neither, you probably missed the... ahem- reference.

[Hayashida]

Are GunZ, Ink, and myself the only people on here who "hang out" with friends in a conventional sense?

you sound like hanging out with friends a lot somehow gives your life meaning and validity

[Bacon_Barbarian]

you sound like hanging out with friends a lot somehow gives your life meaning and validity

Well it's what normal people do, and in a way, I would say it does. My friends motivate me to go and do stuff. And it's not fun just sitting around the house all day, and as I see it, that's pretty much the whole point of life.

Well, not actually, but as long as I can have it be, that's what it will be. For me. Self indulgence is my bad habit.

[jubeh]

Well it's what normal people do, and in a way, I would say it does. My friends motivate me to go and do stuff. And it's not fun just sitting around the house all day, and as I see it, that's pretty much the whole point of life.

How convenient that all the stuff you do is whats considered normal and the point of life.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I never say that. Don't put words in my mouth.

[jubeh]

Hey Im just saying its nice how all that happened to fall into place for you but never mind me Im just abnormal and my life has no point.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

First of all, you said that not me. Second of all, I don't (necessarily) agree with that statement. You get out of life what you put it into it. There is no universal truth to the meaning of life. There is, more likely than not, no reason.If you do honestly believe that your life is pointless though, yeah, it is.

[jubeh]

Thank you for educating this abnormal subhuman spawn. Perhaps one day I will find people to "hang out" with and gain meaning to my pointless existence.

[ClockHand]

There is no universal truth to the meaning of life.

Wrong; take a dump and go to sleep.

You have really low goals for your life. Really? just hanging with your friends is the whole meaning of it?

[Hayashida]

man all this shit is so trivial

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I think that for now it is, yeah. But my goals shift pretty fast. In a month or two, they'll change to make the most out of my trip to Europe and get some education.

And honestly, if it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anybody, it isn't bad. I never said what Jubeh does is bad, or wrong, or ... Well, anything negative. He, inaccurately, put those words in my mouth. I just don't see how it could possibly be any fun. I'm usually pretty reclusive, but if I don't go hang with friends at least twice a month I start to go a little more batty than normal.

[jubeh]

@john: Bacon's a trivia pro

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I am actually. But I do agree that this is pretty pointless, and by and large, Jubeh's fault for being offended. :P

[jubeh]

Wait I was offended apparently