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ram
05-24-2012, 01:12 AM
I used to think it's possible to go around the world with a car in just 1 day..

And I used to think a baby comes out from the butt lol

GunZet
05-24-2012, 01:16 AM
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30100000/gouk-doing-kamehameha-anime-30191826-480-382.jpg

Outcast
05-24-2012, 01:18 AM
I used to think women had penises.
I used to think ghosts lived in new mexico.

jubeh
05-24-2012, 01:19 AM
I used to think you were supposed to sleep and then take a dump

corastaur
05-24-2012, 01:20 AM
I used to think there was a mini-whale in the lake at camp... I blame the counselors.

Outcast
05-24-2012, 01:20 AM
I used to think the cigarette burns on my back were from christmas lights.

corastaur
05-24-2012, 01:21 AM
D:

Bacon_Barbarian
05-24-2012, 01:21 AM
I used to think that before color TV people saw stuff in black and white.

Outcast
05-24-2012, 01:23 AM
I used to think that people could see you though the T.V..

ram
05-24-2012, 01:26 AM
I used to think the cigarette burns on my back were from christmas lights.

Where is it from then?

Outcast
05-24-2012, 01:27 AM
Cigarette burns...
Not. A. Clue.

ram
05-24-2012, 01:29 AM
Man your being bullied by someone or your house is haunted...

Or maybe it did come from Christmas light

Outcast
05-24-2012, 01:30 AM
...Or child abuse.



Oh yes on topic I thought It'd be fun to dissect someone/something.
It's actually surprisingly boring.

GunZet
05-24-2012, 01:55 AM
I thought wars were awesome.

ram
05-24-2012, 01:57 AM
They're not?

jubeh
05-24-2012, 01:58 AM
wat

Outcast
05-24-2012, 01:59 AM
Oh yeah I thought it would be cool to be an army man and kill people, then I realized they would be shooting back.

Evil_Cake
05-24-2012, 02:18 AM
wat the

Mr_Liebe
05-24-2012, 02:35 AM
I used to think that all you needed was determination, lol, so very naive.

Black_Shaggie
05-24-2012, 03:36 AM
I used to believe that my blind great grand mother had a 'blind sense' like Daredevil because she allways knew where she was going, knew when I was there (& I mean ME not just somebody) when I'd try to be quiet in the room with her & she would allways uneeringly hit her spitoon some 6 ft from her armchair.

Great Grand Ma loved chaw...

Inksprout
05-24-2012, 03:42 AM
I used to think that if you flushed the toilet while someone was in the shower the toilet contents would come out of the shower on them

Outcast
05-24-2012, 04:16 AM
I still have that in the back of my mind.

jubeh
05-24-2012, 04:18 AM
Could you imagine taking a shower and just getting sprayed with poo

WhenRabbitsAttack
05-24-2012, 04:43 AM
^ uh, that kinda defeats the pupose of showers. ew


when i was four, i used to think that a dehumidifier had a little dragon living inside it.

Black_Shaggie
05-24-2012, 09:34 AM
When I was 7 I used to think that the island that Max went to in the book "Where the Wild Things Are" was a real place.

Matt
05-24-2012, 09:45 AM
I thought I would actually get a letter from Hogwarts when I turned eleven.

Inksprout
05-24-2012, 10:57 AM
duuude, I'm still waiting for that letter. Any day now...

ram
05-24-2012, 11:03 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hwb1sv9X1qznffv.gif

Always been gathering energy to my finger everyday... but it doesn't seem to work

Inksprout
05-24-2012, 11:05 AM
IMO its just happening really slow, and when you're 80 or so you'll be able to use the energy for evil

Mr_Liebe
05-24-2012, 01:23 PM
That if I kept thinking happy thoughts, I might be able to fly and go to Neverland.

AlmanacnamedTime
05-24-2012, 02:51 PM
i thought that you could use the force from starwars.
and that you got pregnant from kissing, and the baby came out of the belly button super tiny, and then blew up again like a balloon.

GunZet
05-24-2012, 02:54 PM
i thought that you could use the force from starwars.
and that you got pregnant from kissing, and the baby came out of the belly button super tiny, and then blew up again like a balloon.

Best thing ever.

Hell_Baron
05-24-2012, 04:26 PM
i thought that you could use the force from starwars.
and that you got pregnant from kissing, and the baby came out of the belly button super tiny, and then blew up again like a balloon.

WTF did i just read?

Sylux
05-24-2012, 04:26 PM
I was always convinced I could become a bender

Renzokuken
05-24-2012, 04:39 PM
I used to think women had penises.

Guilty o' this too. ^

I used to think that I could travel between worlds and become a warrior, a saviour wielding flame.

JJJorgie
05-24-2012, 08:04 PM
I used to think something would come up through the toilet and eat me if someone wasn't in there with me. Curse X files!!!

Mr_Liebe
05-24-2012, 08:24 PM
I used to think there were sharks in the toilet, myself. I also used to think that Vampires lived in my closet.... damn Nightmare Before Christmas....

JJJorgie
05-24-2012, 08:31 PM
Ugh, I hate that movie!

Bacon_Barbarian
05-24-2012, 09:42 PM
D:

jubeh
05-24-2012, 09:43 PM
I used to think you told secrets by whispering into a persons butt

Mr_Liebe
05-24-2012, 09:45 PM
I used to think all women got dressed via dramatic tranformation scenes, ha ha ha

JJJorgie
05-24-2012, 09:46 PM
What the heck, jubeh!?!?!?!

jubeh
05-24-2012, 09:47 PM
What

Bacon_Barbarian
05-24-2012, 10:00 PM
What do you mean, "used to" ... ?

Black_Shaggie
05-24-2012, 11:09 PM
That if I kept thinking happy thoughts, I might be able to fly and go to Neverland.

Watchout for zombie Michael Jackson yo...

Mr_Liebe
05-24-2012, 11:19 PM
Lol lol, is funny cause ... cause Michael Jackson owned a ranch entitled Neverland Ranch, lol lol, that was brilliant, and not at all a terrible joke, ha ha ha. lol, jk.... or am I? lol yeah.

Outcast
05-24-2012, 11:35 PM
I think your response was even crappier liebe.

jubeh
05-24-2012, 11:35 PM
I used to think dogs were sniffing each other butts because they were exchanging secrets

Mr_Liebe
05-24-2012, 11:46 PM
Nothings crappier than jokes about pedophaelia.

I used to think that Camp Crystal Lake was real, and that Jason was at the bottom of the lake.

Renzokuken
05-25-2012, 05:35 AM
I think your response was even crappier liebe.

omg this

Hell_Baron
05-25-2012, 08:21 AM
I used to think i could recreate the Powerpuff Girls IRL by throwing random shit in the toilet.
Goddamn you Mojo Jojo...

Mr_Liebe
06-03-2012, 06:15 PM
That it would be awesome to have a monkey as a pet.... I would've named him Abu...

Inksprout
06-03-2012, 09:39 PM
I thought there were really happy endings, in reality things have a way of not ending and just going on and on instead

ClockHand
06-03-2012, 09:50 PM
There were never happy endings, we believed in them until Unamuno taught us the real mortality of the characters.

WhenRabbitsAttack
06-07-2012, 08:24 PM
happy endings are a way to view something. the don't actually happen. least, that's my opinion -_-

AlmanacnamedTime
06-07-2012, 08:29 PM
I used to think that you had to married to get pregnant and a blood transfusion thing would make it possible. That if you licked another person's tongue you gained their memories.

Now about the second one, I don't remember how old I was but I got my first kiss, and well... didn't gain her memories.

WhenRabbitsAttack
06-07-2012, 08:45 PM
though apparently if you get a replacement heart from a dead person, you will see their life flash before your eyes.


EDIT: this isn't something i thought was true when i was a kid. it's an urban legend

Mr_Liebe
06-07-2012, 08:48 PM
I love that movie.... except the part with the Dog.... poor doggie....

I used to think that the Voltron Force was real, and that I may one day be able to pilot one of those bad ass lions.

eltoroguaco
06-07-2012, 09:07 PM
I used to think that I was in the matrix and would wake up with a hole in my neck. Had to check every morning.
Easy said, do not show the matrix to kids under the age of 11-15 xD

ram
06-07-2012, 11:30 PM
I used to think i could recreate the Powerpuff Girls IRL by throwing random shit in the toilet.
Goddamn you Mojo Jojo...

I used to think that as well.. I didn't do it though,, did you?

Outcast
06-10-2012, 01:59 AM
I used to think that the only people who could do flips are the jedi.

Bacon_Barbarian
06-10-2012, 02:07 AM
You mean that isn't true?

Owithrow
06-10-2012, 02:19 AM
I used to think that I was physicly weak and a coward

Outcast
06-10-2012, 02:24 AM
You mean that isn't true?

Erm gymnasts?

Rubisko
06-10-2012, 03:36 AM
Erm gymnasts?

What are those? Some kind of droid?


You mean that isn't true?

Don't be silly, sith can do them too