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ClockHand
01-17-2011, 03:53 PM
Post some lesson that Video Games have taught you to survive the common life.

Lesson 457: "Kill the bitch after you fuck her" GTA (anny).

jubeh
01-17-2011, 04:09 PM
Red barrels are dangerous.

Superdooperphailmachine
01-17-2011, 04:17 PM
Here are just a few things I have learned:

The meaning of the word Decade.
How to read big words.
Not to walk in long grass.
Dodge his punch then counterpunch.

Hayashida
01-17-2011, 10:26 PM
If you fall off a large cliff you will die.
- From the Mario series.

jubeh
01-17-2011, 10:28 PM
I gotta believe! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XISj03HREFo)

alxsmpgmr
01-17-2011, 10:32 PM
for some reason the world is finite, and if you try to leave you will die/explode/etc.

LVUER
01-17-2011, 11:06 PM
You could press "continue" for infinite numbers of time... and if you success even just one time, then you win. But you only need to press that "give up" once to see the dreaded game over screen.

So, never give up, no matter the hardship is. Life is like a video game... without the reset button.

nextweek
01-17-2011, 11:11 PM
I learned how to raise the dead!!! :D

LVUER
01-17-2011, 11:14 PM
And how is that?

ClockHand
01-17-2011, 11:43 PM
If you see a Green or Red Mushroom, a rolling head of you or a ballom eat them.

Hayashida
01-18-2011, 03:03 PM
I learned that the game was over (yeah).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

Hell_Baron
01-19-2011, 04:58 AM
bodies can be easily disposed of by simply hitting them several times with a crowbar

-Half-Life