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toast
04-21-2012, 11:26 AM
thats right guys, wish this 1000 year old a happy birthday
he has given mt offensive content for like 2 years, BE GLAD!

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6434/watgx.png

AlmanacnamedTime
04-21-2012, 11:27 AM
happy b-day clock.

Sylux
04-21-2012, 11:53 AM
He's also made me correct his grammar every fucking day for about a month

Hayashida
04-21-2012, 12:43 PM
Who's this clock dude

GunZet
04-21-2012, 12:54 PM
Happy b-day, ya dick.

Renzokuken
04-21-2012, 01:15 PM
Happy Birthday dude!

ClockHand
04-21-2012, 03:11 PM
Thanks guys, I will make sure that this old wrinkled dick stay on of your faces for many years more.

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-21-2012, 06:18 PM
happy bithday!

Outcast
04-21-2012, 06:58 PM
Happy Birthday you lovely mother fucker.

Blue_Dragon
04-21-2012, 08:09 PM
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good time :D

Inksprout
04-21-2012, 08:14 PM
happy getting born day maaaaaan.

ClockHand
04-21-2012, 11:14 PM
It's feels weird, I was hopping rio would kept the tradition of baning me at my bday.

jubeh
04-21-2012, 11:15 PM
I can if you want

ClockHand
04-21-2012, 11:16 PM
it would be nice =3

jubeh
04-21-2012, 11:18 PM
ok

Hamachi
04-21-2012, 11:30 PM
lol happy birthday banned guy

Sylux
04-22-2012, 12:11 AM
waaaaaaaaaaaat

Outcast
04-22-2012, 01:31 AM
What did he do this time?

Ozzaharwood
04-22-2012, 01:37 AM
Happy birthday, Clock.

Even though we can get on each others nerves sometimes, I still earnestly and honestly wish you a happy birthday.

Sylux
04-22-2012, 01:41 AM
What did he do this time?

he literally asked to be b& just like rio did on his past birthdays

Outcast
04-22-2012, 01:42 AM
Oh I read that wrong, very wrong.

butternut
04-22-2012, 02:38 AM
Oh its clock's bday! Happy Birthday. and ...its a tradition?

Renzokuken
04-22-2012, 08:08 AM
Oh I read that wrong, very wrong.

You're not the only one.

Gedeon
04-22-2012, 08:18 AM
Happy birth day sarcastic asocial dude :D

pajamajam
04-22-2012, 09:13 AM
Happy birthday buttwipe

ClockHand
04-23-2012, 01:14 AM
Thanks guys. I'm back from my bancations.

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-23-2012, 01:22 AM
what did u do on your bancation?

ClockHand
04-23-2012, 01:23 AM
Most of the time? A nice long date with porn.

And eating tacos. Mmmm... good thing I didn't mix both at the same time.

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-23-2012, 01:25 AM
yes. that would have been messy. is the tacos whats causing destructive ness u mentioned in spam sixteen?

ClockHand
04-23-2012, 01:26 AM
yeah, also having a taco in one hand and the other busy, would be really destructive to my psychis.

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-23-2012, 01:27 AM
okay, can we step awaaaaaaaaay from the porn? this is grossing me out.

ram
04-23-2012, 01:31 AM
lol... I had a good laugh at reading all of the greetings! I don't know if you guys just hate Clock or your just that close to each other.

Anyway happy birthday Clock! Your birth started all of the world and chaos around mt! no! the world! it's the cause of all war and puberty! This world and this forum wouldn't be fun if someone like you didn't exist!

ClockHand
04-23-2012, 01:33 AM
Probably, it would be happier, but that's my job, that no one becomes happy MUAJA. And thanks.

Also, mom4fun, you can name cockhand now.

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-23-2012, 01:36 AM
eugh.

Byakuran
04-23-2012, 06:02 AM
I'm so late, sorry!

Happy B-lated Birthday Clock!!!

Sylux
04-23-2012, 06:27 AM
cockhand I hope you choke on your own semen in a crappy taco full of horribly diseased meat

ram
04-23-2012, 07:05 AM
That would probably be the most painful way of dying!

Sylux
04-23-2012, 02:36 PM
I can think of worse ways I'm just being nice

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-24-2012, 12:39 AM
i know one of the most embarrasing ways to die.....

Sylux
04-24-2012, 11:56 PM
i know one of the most embarrasing ways to die.....

Break your back trying to give yourself fellatio?

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-25-2012, 03:36 AM
no, but thats a new one. nice. nah i came up with a list of them but i can only remeber starving to death in a four square. [plus, i read somewhere that sex can kill you so that would be a bit.... you died cause you were a whore]

Mr_Liebe
04-25-2012, 04:08 AM
Happy Birthday.

Blue_Dragon
04-25-2012, 09:37 AM
no, but thats a new one. nice. nah i came up with a list of them but i can only remeber starving to death in a four square. [plus, i read somewhere that sex can kill you so that would be a bit.... you died cause you were a whore]


Random thought: did you know the human body puts off a bit of radiation. So, if you're sleeping next to someone, you're very subtly, giving them a bit of your radiation (and vice versa.) Obviously, it's not enough to make a difference.

Or is it?

nextweek
04-25-2012, 11:17 AM
Heppy b-day!

Sylux
04-25-2012, 03:38 PM
Random thought: did you know the human body puts off a bit of radiation. So, if you're sleeping next to someone, you're very subtly, giving them a bit of your radiation (and vice versa.) Obviously, it's not enough to make a difference.

Or is it?
Potassium-40 radiation; potassium is good for humans, shouldn't be too bad.

AlmanacnamedTime
04-25-2012, 03:49 PM
Potassium-40 radiation; potassium is good for humans, shouldn't be too bad.

doesnt this mean that if you have enough sex then youll not need to eat bananas?

WhenRabbitsAttack
04-26-2012, 01:12 AM
maybe so ,yogi. maybe so