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DrPumpkin
01-13-2011, 07:21 PM
Welcome to the MT bar.

I, your bartender, will serve you a variety of drinks to satisfy your needs. Our range of cocktails and wines are top-class in the internet forum category and our beer has recently been awarded the 'Drink-most-likely-to-give-you-an-orgasm-before-making-you-explode' award.

Please refrain from challenging other people to a duel. Pistols and cowboy hats are not allowed.

Do not be bothered to be offended if we ask for age verification. We will ask for it anyway regardless of your emotions.

Sit on our benches that we've draggen on from outside and enjoy the drinks. Because as we all know, it has been medically proven that alcohol is good for you.

butternut
01-13-2011, 07:34 PM
ahh..so i'm your first customer. what do u have for me?

DrPumpkin
01-13-2011, 07:37 PM
Water. Tap.

Or milk. The milk is good.

butternut
01-13-2011, 07:38 PM
*looks around* did i come to the wrong place?this is a bar right?

DrPumpkin
01-13-2011, 07:40 PM
Well, what do you want sir?

We make wonderful human-juice. Just get me a blender and er, your hand.

Hayashida
01-13-2011, 07:43 PM
Can I have a diet coke please

butternut
01-13-2011, 07:43 PM
umm...i think i'd rather have pumpkin juice.

Byakuran
01-13-2011, 07:43 PM
i think he want al-co-hol bro. i would like to have some Pumpkin Juice >=D

butternut
01-13-2011, 07:45 PM
^btw, if it's me you're referring to its a 'she'. you too mr.bartender

DrPumpkin
01-13-2011, 07:50 PM
Pumpkin juice and diet coke coming right up.

In the mean time, please waste all your money on the pinball machine.

Byakuran
01-13-2011, 07:51 PM
Mannnnnnnnnnn.... i turn arround for one sec. and people post already :< Now my pumpkin juice isn't original anymore and the alcohol thing... >_> mannnnnnnnnnnn

Rio
01-13-2011, 08:38 PM
DrPumpkin, can I have pumpkin juice straight from your head?

Byakuran
01-13-2011, 08:48 PM
whoah rio said it straight. we all wanted it but... rio actually said it. Cool bro.

Hey pumpkin if you are still alive after being drunked, what can you make me?

Renzokuken
01-14-2011, 07:12 PM
Give me all your money.

Blue_Dragon
01-14-2011, 11:34 PM
I'd have some Sex on the Beach, please. It's fruity ;D

DrPumpkin
01-14-2011, 11:37 PM
Give me all your money.

Right, this bar needs security.

Someone be a guard or something for us.

pajamajam
01-14-2011, 11:56 PM
I'll be a guard, but you have to pay me in free drinks and chipmunks.

Evil_Cake
01-15-2011, 12:03 AM
that should be easy, the bar food is made from chipmunk

pajamajam
01-15-2011, 12:12 AM
Score!

I could really use a Killian's right now.

Yara
01-15-2011, 05:09 PM
Give me all your money.

Man!
More people are getting broke. It was Jubeh, and now Renzo O_o Who's next?
btw, Renzo is greedier and less polite than Jubeh XD

Hey man could you lend me some money.

Renzokuken
01-16-2011, 08:54 AM
I still want your money.

Delphinus
01-16-2011, 10:00 AM
Ah, the MT Milkbar. Peet me up some moloko and veshche. Don't care which veshche, just make sure I don't need too much deng for it, me old droogie.

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 02:45 AM
Hey

Does this bar have any ' special services '?

DrPumpkin
01-17-2011, 02:51 AM
*Winks*

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 10:45 AM
I would like to have a ' taste ' of you, Doctor Pumpkin ;D

Delphinus
01-17-2011, 11:05 AM
I would like to have a ' taste ' of you, Doctor Pumpkin ;D
I saw an autistic person attempting to flirt and they were more adept at it than this sentence leads me to believe you are.

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 11:59 AM
It's also because he's a pumpkin get it, ' TASTE ' ... and it can be seen in a sexual way.
You totally ruined the joke, since i had to explain it.
I guess i now know why autistic persons flirt with you

Delphinus
01-17-2011, 02:48 PM
It's also because he's a pumpkin get it, ' TASTE ' ... and it can be seen in a sexual way.
...I got it. Believe me, I got it. It was the worst double entendre I've ever seen.

Renzokuken
01-17-2011, 04:06 PM
I saw an autistic person attempting to flirt and they were more adept at it than this sentence leads me to believe you are.

Man.

Byakuran
01-18-2011, 09:12 AM
...I got it. Believe me, I got it. It was the worst double entendre I've ever seen.

You think you can do better? hmm!? do you !?

Hell_Baron
01-20-2011, 09:55 AM
I know i can.
observe.

Hi, i'm an astronaut, would you mind if i explore your blackhole?

DrPumpkin
01-20-2011, 04:45 PM
I... whah?

Right, who is the man responsible for making my bar into a strip club.

Renzokuken
01-20-2011, 05:06 PM
I'll do it. For money.

Yara
01-20-2011, 05:12 PM
I was just to point my finger at you, Renzo XD

Renzokuken
01-20-2011, 05:55 PM
Heh. If you did, I would've broken it off.

Aether
01-20-2011, 08:42 PM
I'm not sure if you guys noticed this, so I'm going to really point this out to you.

It's also because he's a pumpkin get it, ' TASTE ' ... and it can be seen in a sexual way.
You totally ruined the joke, since i had to explain it.
I guess i now know why autistic persons flirt with you
AH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Evil_Cake
01-20-2011, 08:44 PM
o_O

Aether
01-20-2011, 08:45 PM
o_O
What.

butternut
01-21-2011, 05:23 AM
Hey, Pumpkin! do you have something to eat along with the drinks??

DrPumpkin
01-21-2011, 07:35 AM
Peanuts.

And pickled trolls.

butternut
01-21-2011, 09:46 AM
aah..yum.

Byakuran
01-21-2011, 09:55 AM
I'm not sure if you guys noticed this, so I'm going to really point this out to you.

AH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

8D but i should've said ' But that's why only autistic person flirt with you ' :/

Also


I... whah?

Right, who is the man responsible for making my bar into a strip club.

You're the one who who implied that this bar had ' special services ' so... it's you

DrPumpkin
01-21-2011, 05:34 PM
I meant bingo.

We play bingo every sunday.

pajamajam
01-21-2011, 05:41 PM
So no karaoke? Thank god.

Yara
01-21-2011, 07:51 PM
What's karaoke, pajamajam? I got lost on google =$

Dr., I'd like to have a cup of chocolate with milk, please.
remember our deal? discounting ._.

pajamajam
01-21-2011, 09:51 PM
A lot of drunk idiots singing songs that they barely remember way off key.

DrPumpkin
01-21-2011, 10:09 PM
Yara, are you possibly suggesting that I gave into your bribe?

How dare you. HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME-oh, hey, your chocolate milk's ready.

Yara
01-22-2011, 03:59 AM
@pajamajam: oh, I see.. Thanks pajama =)

*pays the bill*
*feels ashamed and drinks the chocolate milk quietly*

DrPumpkin
01-22-2011, 07:29 AM
So guys, remember to run into my bar if there happens to be a zombie outbreak. 

It's probably the safest place there is.

butternut
01-22-2011, 08:41 AM
ohh..so you made it zombie-proof.
have u got ammunition hidden in the basement?

goggy
01-22-2011, 09:32 AM
I want a drink. Bit free orange juice please.

DrPumpkin
01-22-2011, 09:49 AM
The orange juice is in the basement with the weapons.

Here, take a cup with you. And some ice cubes.

goggy
01-22-2011, 09:59 AM
Weapons, you say?

*puts on coat with large pockets*

Brb.

GunZet
01-22-2011, 10:29 AM
"Sit on our benches that we've draggen on from outside"

I think you meant dragon, I would also like a fire cocktail with vodka plz.

butternut
01-22-2011, 11:10 AM
woah!I want orange juice too!!

*runs off to the basement after goggy*

Byakuran
01-22-2011, 04:03 PM
So guys, remember to run into my bar if there happens to be a zombie outbreak. 

It's probably the safest place there is.

Is this the famous bar that also was in Shaun of the Death ?

GunZet
01-22-2011, 04:08 PM
Don't speak of that lightly, Bya. A cool fat guy was zombitized in there.

DrPumpkin
01-22-2011, 06:17 PM
Yeah.

Also, if you see that guy again, tell him I want my gun back.

Blue_Dragon
01-22-2011, 07:56 PM
Not his, fault man-I took his Winchester. Then I loaned it out to this dude.

Here ya go:


http://www.creativepro.com/files/story_images/20060206_fg29.jpg


Can I have a drink on the house?

Bacon_Barbarian
01-22-2011, 08:05 PM
No. No free drinks.

Can I have a free-one?

DrPumpkin
01-22-2011, 08:52 PM
Only if you tell us your epic tales of shooting cowboys, bacon.

Byakuran
01-23-2011, 06:13 AM
He doesn't have them so he couldn't possible tell it. :/

I need a job, do you need any waitresses?

DrPumpkin
01-23-2011, 06:16 AM
Yup.

Here's a maid costume.

Byakuran
01-23-2011, 06:19 AM
How much are you paying and....

*slaps* What the hell perv you call THAT a maid costume !?

DrPumpkin
01-23-2011, 07:10 AM
Well it was either this or the cross-dressing tactic.

Byakuran
01-23-2011, 07:20 AM
Well... this could be barely even called lingerie . - . ,, i'll make my own maid dress

Delphinus
01-23-2011, 08:17 AM
Look, if you don't want the maid costume I have a substitute in the form of this here bunny outfit.

http://www.eldritchinfluence.net/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/500full-donnie-darko-poster.jpg

butternut
01-23-2011, 08:52 AM
wow, looks more like a skeleton-bunny outfit..

Bacon_Barbarian
01-23-2011, 09:23 AM
He doesn't have them so he couldn't possible tell it. :/

Well I do have them, but you aren't high enough clearence to know. Dr. Pumpkin is, and he just read my secret message. I'd like my free Cider now.

Blue_Dragon
01-24-2011, 05:00 AM
Awe come on Bacon! Drink something harder than cider ;)

Hell_Baron
01-24-2011, 08:26 AM
could i have some breakfast?

goggy
01-24-2011, 03:20 PM
You can have some liquidised cereal.

Renzokuken
01-24-2011, 04:12 PM
Right, that's it. Where's a stool...*sits*

I refuse to leave without money.

pajamajam
01-24-2011, 04:43 PM
*gives renzo a dollar in pennies* Now GTFO.

DrPumpkin
01-24-2011, 04:44 PM
Why don't you have some beer, guys.

butternut
01-24-2011, 05:07 PM
I'd like some gin, please.

jubeh
01-24-2011, 05:10 PM
*Flashes badge*

Yeah, hello there "Doctor" Pumpkin. Could I see your liquor license?

Hell_Baron
01-25-2011, 04:19 AM
Why don't you have some beer, guys.

I don't want beer... i want breakfast.

DrPumpkin
01-25-2011, 05:09 AM
*Flashes badge*

Yeah, hello there "Doctor" Pumpkin. Could I see your liquor license?

Here. Certified by the Pump-king of pumpkin land.

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 09:45 AM
HA
Pumkin lands is a democrocy there is no king.
Take him in the cuffs, Jubeh

butternut
01-25-2011, 10:39 AM
*whispers to byakuran* dude, we'll lose the bar if pumpkin is taken in!

Rio
01-25-2011, 10:46 AM
Pssst... Saphira. Maybe that's what Bya wants. Either that or she wants to take over the bar.

butternut
01-25-2011, 02:51 PM
Hmm..take over the bar..Why didn't i think of that?

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 02:57 PM
Because, only i am capable of taking the bar over, i have experience in taking over. But this is not my plan. This is for Dr. Pumpkins own good.

GunZet
01-25-2011, 02:58 PM
I'm plotting to buy it out once it's foreclosed due to the mortgages Pumpkin took out to pay his slave employees.

goggy
01-25-2011, 03:44 PM
I put on a Dr Pumpkin costume and changed some legal documents so I'll get it.

DrPumpkin
01-25-2011, 04:48 PM
This bar is set to self-destruct when I leave it.

Just sayin'.

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 04:59 PM
Lies.

jubeh
01-25-2011, 05:00 PM
Only one way to find out.

*Grabs dr pumpkin and leaves the bar*

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 05:03 PM
*bar doesn't expode* (i shutdown the bomb system... he really did put a bomb though, If they take you you take the bar and customers die eh? really nice.)

jubeh
01-25-2011, 05:08 PM
*Dr Pumpkin explodes*

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 05:09 PM
Who wants pumpkin pie ?

Yara
01-25-2011, 06:18 PM
me me me!
*jumps eagerly*

Bacon_Barbarian
01-25-2011, 06:39 PM
*Dr Pumpkin explodes*

Why would you do that man? The "Doctor" still owes me a free Cider.

pajamajam
01-25-2011, 06:54 PM
Just get it yourself, not like there's anyone around to stop you.

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 07:05 PM
i will stop you, i will protect this bar no matter what.

jubeh
01-25-2011, 07:17 PM
*Punches bar*

Yara
01-25-2011, 07:51 PM
*calls 911* ='S

Bacon_Barbarian
01-25-2011, 07:51 PM
Just get it yourself, not like there's anyone around to stop you.

Im a law abiding citizen thank you.

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 07:58 PM
*Punches bar*

*kicks in the groin* If you do that again,
*does ' i will kill you' look/sign with the finger going over the throat + evil glare*

jubeh
01-25-2011, 08:19 PM
Jokes on you, Im a girl.

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 08:28 PM
Then you are a girl with a dick.
and GENDER: MALE .... so .. >_>

Evil_Cake
01-25-2011, 08:32 PM
the fe isnt written but implied

jubeh
01-25-2011, 08:40 PM
Then you are a girl with a dick.
and GENDER: MALE .... so .. >_>

How do you know what I have in my pants exactly

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 08:49 PM
Because.

jubeh
01-25-2011, 08:51 PM
Nice reason.

Byakuran
01-25-2011, 08:55 PM
inorite.
They did it in insheeption 2, so i've been using it ever since.

DrPumpkin
01-26-2011, 02:15 AM
Hey, I do believe most people in here are underage.

I would like to see your identification please.

jubeh
01-26-2011, 02:19 AM
I have my identification right here.

*Stabs*

Evil_Cake
01-26-2011, 02:23 AM
so you're "Stabbin' Fred"

DrPumpkin
01-26-2011, 02:33 AM
Does that mean you're underage, Jubeh?

Hell_Baron
01-26-2011, 03:20 AM
Did someone say underage?!

http://blog.jipvankuijk.nl/wp-content/2010/05/pedobear.png

DrPumpkin
01-26-2011, 03:44 AM
WARNING. 4CHAN JOKE ALERT.

EVERYONE PLEASE EVACUATE THE VICINITY. THIS BAR IS UNDER QUARANTINE.

Free ciders will be given for the inconvenience if the joke in question is destroyed.

Son44
01-26-2011, 10:07 AM
*sits down in the empty bar* Well.... This is nice! *walks behind the bar counter* Hmmm... Ok, we got soda, OJ, Purple Stuff and two bottles of Sunny D!

Delphinus
01-26-2011, 12:59 PM
WARNING. 4CHAN JOKE ALERT.
lol it's a fucking old meme newfag

pajamajam
01-26-2011, 01:51 PM
Man, WTF pedobear. *throws a couple toddlers out the window. pedobear follows the toddlers. boards up the window*

Where's my cider?

Byakuran
01-27-2011, 03:53 AM
*gives Cider*

I'm the waitress here yo. in a maid costume yo.

Hell_Baron
01-27-2011, 04:31 AM
Dude, you're a dude.
waitresses are suposed to have cleavages, and you ain't got any.
so fix it.

Byakuran
01-27-2011, 04:51 AM
Duude, i'm female ...

If this is a joke about my breast, i'm gonna poke your eyeballs out with a toothpick.

DrPumpkin
01-27-2011, 06:04 AM
Be warned, the toothpicks here are basically swords.

Hell_Baron
01-27-2011, 06:12 AM
Duude, i'm female ...

If this is a joke about my breast, i'm gonna poke your eyeballs out with a toothpick.

Wait, WHAT?!

Byakuran
01-27-2011, 06:20 AM
Yeah, So ... i'm very feminine bro.

everyone knows i'm female...

We also live in the same country, so i can come and poke your eyeballs out in real =D!

Hell_Baron
01-27-2011, 06:48 AM
Well if that's the case....
OMG LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A UNICORN!!!1!1!taco!!!12einz!!!

*starts running like hell*

Byakuran
01-27-2011, 07:01 AM
*throw 2 toothpicks and they hit baron's eye*

Fk you i have breasts D:< i hate people joking about that man.

DrPumpkin
01-27-2011, 07:30 AM
I detect a lot of fail in this thread.

We should all drink more and forget it.

Waitress~

Hell_Baron
01-27-2011, 07:34 AM
I never said anything about your boobs!
i always tought you were a guy, thats all!!!

Shit happens, deal with it!

Now get me some alcohol so i can magicly restore my health and make the these gigantic toothpicks disappear.

Byakuran
01-27-2011, 07:53 AM
As you wish.
* pulls out toothpicks with the eyeballs* =D

Goshijinsama ~ (or however you spell it)
What would you like to have Dr. Pumpkin ;D?

Hell_Baron
01-27-2011, 07:54 AM
SWEET, A NEW PLACE TO STORE CANDY!!!!

butternut
01-27-2011, 07:56 AM
Hey! Can i play with the 'toothpicks' while i wait for my drinks?? =D

Sylux
01-27-2011, 08:44 AM
hay guise i jist trned funfzehn und ich habe meine vater hier u kin gimma a dreenk naow

goggy
01-27-2011, 09:16 AM
Oh okay.

*squirts ketchup into cup* Here.

Hell_Baron
01-27-2011, 09:59 AM
Would you like some "eye candy"?

goggy
01-27-2011, 10:58 AM
Hey, is your avatar from Doom?

I love that game.

Hell_Baron
01-28-2011, 03:44 AM
Yes as matter of fact it is.
it's the hell baron, a stronger version of the imp (that brown dude that throws fireballs at you)

DrPumpkin
01-30-2011, 07:15 AM
Note that all smoking is forbidden in this bar unless you have tentacles.

If you have tentacles, you can do anything you want.

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 07:26 AM
Also rape people? hmmm that sounds like a hentai anime or something.... why always tentacles?

DrPumpkin
01-30-2011, 07:40 AM
It was either tentacles or bookmarks.

Which reminds me, if you're a bookmark, please use the upstair toilets.

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 07:55 AM
i don't get it
Don't be racist against bookmarks man. And people with tentacles... why are they allowed man?
i don't get it

DrPumpkin
01-30-2011, 08:39 AM
Neither do I.

But rules are rules.

Lucifer
01-30-2011, 08:49 AM
Rules are there to be broken, gimme some Scotch.

DrPumpkin
01-30-2011, 08:50 AM
Would you like that in a cup, or in a human skull?

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 08:51 AM
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

DrPumpkin
01-30-2011, 08:53 AM
Hush, waitress.

This is guy is probably the Bar inspector. Be nice to him and stuff.

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 08:57 AM
Oke oke i get it.

*bends forward so you can see a glimpse of my boobs in my HOT maid costume*
Mister Lu-Ci-Fer would you like to have anything else~?

Hayashida
01-30-2011, 01:20 PM
What is going on in this thread between you two. Is there something everyone should know?

Lucifer
01-30-2011, 03:56 PM
It's bya, the more appropriate question is: 'Is there anything we'd want to know?'

I'll have it in a skull, thank you. There better be no ice in it.

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 04:36 PM
This is the relationship between a waitress and bartender, nothing more nothing less.

And here You go Mister Lucifer, a Scotch, out the Rock, in a Skull. These are special skulls so the liquid doesn't drip from it. Well Enjoy~ ;D

jubeh
01-30-2011, 04:38 PM
What the hell is going on here jesus christ

Lucifer
01-30-2011, 04:48 PM
He aint here, try again later.

*Sips scotch*

toast
01-30-2011, 04:53 PM
yeah I'd like some apple juice, I'm underaged

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 04:54 PM
Hey Maarten have you read ' Turks Fruit ' ?

And some apple juice for you coming, Hun ;D

toast
01-30-2011, 04:58 PM
YAY
thanks bya, I'm just trying to obey the law and stuff

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 05:03 PM
It's cool. well MT still doesn't have a age limit for drinking or something. But its good to obey the law of the country where you are now.
But when your 16 i'll give you some Jillz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_wS6ku4Qc) ;D

So it's cool, and it what would the miss like to drink the applejuice in?

toast
01-30-2011, 05:12 PM
man I'd have to travel to europe when I'm 16 then D:

and I want to drink it out of a hookah please ;D

pajamajam
01-30-2011, 05:16 PM
Ew, a clean one I hope.

Byakuran
01-30-2011, 05:23 PM
I'm sorry but hookers have rabies... and Mono... and Gonorrhea... and Crabs....and Aids... So are you REALLY SURE? and yur underage to drink out of a hooker, Sorry... i could give you a Spongebob mug, it would look like you drinkin out of spongebob :D!

HardToExplain
01-30-2011, 05:30 PM
She said a hookah, not a hooker.

Hookah - http://www.factini.com/uploads/black-hookah-1275695269

Hooker - http://blogs.laweekly.com/afterdark/hooker.gif

jubeh
01-30-2011, 05:37 PM
Yeah I'll take a margarita in a hooker please.

Renzokuken
01-30-2011, 05:51 PM
I err... Bought ice-cream with the dollar I was given so I need so more money.

*draws for weapon*

I'm gonna need a lot more.

toast
01-30-2011, 05:58 PM
wow guys, yeah I totally want to drink my apple juice out of a hooker =_=

using google 101

butternut
01-31-2011, 01:29 AM
I'd like to have a Mojito....in a simple glass. err, do u have those?

DrPumpkin
01-31-2011, 02:40 AM
We have one in a hookah.

butternut
01-31-2011, 02:58 AM
do i get to take it after i'm done? Pretty please...? *bats eyelashes*

DrPumpkin
01-31-2011, 02:59 AM
Only if you decide to give us your soul.

And your purse.

butternut
01-31-2011, 03:12 AM
Oh come on! i said "pretty please"...and a cherry on top!
i'm sure you have lots of hookahs!

DrPumpkin
01-31-2011, 03:21 AM
Nope.

Although we do give out free hookahs for people who donate their organs.

Hell_Baron
01-31-2011, 03:37 AM
Do you guys happen to sell eyeballs?
i seem to have lost mine.

butternut
01-31-2011, 03:38 AM
Cool. Here's an eyeball.

[EDIT] Woah! that's creepy! Both of us posted at the same time!

Byakuran
01-31-2011, 03:53 AM
wow guys, yeah I totally want to drink my apple juice out of a hooker =_=

using google 101

I'm sorry... i thought hookeh was the new way to say hooker... my bad..

But do you want to smoke your applejuice? or just drink from it, like use it as a big straw you need a lot of suckpower though...

jubeh
01-31-2011, 11:56 AM
Lot of suckpower

Renzokuken
01-31-2011, 02:28 PM
Money....

Lucifer
01-31-2011, 02:43 PM
You're not looking quite desperate enough to me Renzo, too bad there goes your penny.

Another Scotch please.

(Also, smoking your apple juice is totally cool. I kinda did the same thing in Turkey, but that was actually coal soaked with apple juice)

Byakuran
01-31-2011, 02:55 PM
Coming right up~ .

In Turkey hmm? Really? i hate things that taste like coal, i don't like bbq much either since they have that ' smoke ' taste in them.
Also lucy did you read turks fruit?

Lucifer
01-31-2011, 03:04 PM
No I haven't, but I might be able to sneak it into my literature list. Is it any good?

Byakuran
01-31-2011, 03:06 PM
if you like to read about sex. yes.
i'm only at chapter 3 though . - . ,, i have my books-final over 2 days ;A;

Renzokuken
01-31-2011, 03:35 PM
That's it.

*points gun at Byakuran*

I swear, if I do not get a substantial amount of money, I will her blow her brains against these walls.

Evil_Cake
01-31-2011, 03:53 PM
good thing I brought my videocamera

jubeh
01-31-2011, 04:30 PM
*Puts a gun up to renzo's head*

After you get that money, go ahead and hand it to me nice and slow.

DrPumpkin
01-31-2011, 04:45 PM
Why is no-one pointing a gun at me.

This is highly offensive.

Yara
01-31-2011, 04:49 PM
*shakes head*

Renzo, here's yours
http://i53.tinypic.com/2gxehj8.jpg

Jubeh, here's yours
http://i56.tinypic.com/2jb5sib.jpg

Now be good boys and put the guns down; kids are not allowed to play with such stuff >=(

EDIT: *points a water-gun at Dr. Pumpkin's head*
Do you feel better Dr.? ^_^

jubeh
01-31-2011, 05:02 PM
I bet yara has even more money.

*Shoots yara*

butternut
01-31-2011, 05:06 PM
Dr.Pumpkin, i want my mojito! or i'm going to blow this place up.

Byakuran
01-31-2011, 05:45 PM
That's it.

*points gun at Byakuran*

I swear, if I do not get a substantial amount of money, I will her blow her brains against these walls.

Don't make me laugh. I don't have any money and do you REALLYthink there is anyone willing to pay for me srsly.
Yur the worst criminel.

and WTF Jubeh... How dare you shoot Yara... HOW DARE YOU
She even was nice to you and gave you cybermoney. There isn't going to be violance in this bar but scum like you has 2 die *crazy face* I'm mad

jubeh
01-31-2011, 05:51 PM
*Shoots byakuran*

Byakuran
01-31-2011, 05:54 PM
* doesn't even flinch *

Oh you are going down.

HardToExplain
01-31-2011, 06:20 PM
*Runs over Bya with monster truck*

Hey guys, hows it going.

Byakuran
01-31-2011, 06:22 PM
Maaan

You just ruined my ' cool moment ' ... :<

HardToExplain
01-31-2011, 06:26 PM
Well, excuuuuuuse me.

Will
01-31-2011, 06:44 PM
Maaan

You just ruined my ' cool moment ' ... :<

I must have missed it completely.

Delphinus
01-31-2011, 07:25 PM
*locks doors and windows of bar, fills locks with superglue, douses the outside of the bar in petrol, and drops a lit match in the petrol.*

DrPumpkin
02-01-2011, 03:50 AM
Now, who wants a martini?

I hear these cool you down in hot environments.

butternut
02-01-2011, 04:36 AM
I very badly need it.

I wanted to be the one to blow it up! Aaaand i didn't get my mojito.

Sylux
02-01-2011, 01:04 PM
Just downed some maple-flavoured whiskey. Cheers to Canada *hic*

Hayashida
02-01-2011, 02:14 PM
Are you for real? I had some whiskey that tasted like cinnamon hearts once.

Delphinus
02-01-2011, 02:25 PM
Someone fetch me some scotch on the rocks.

goggy
02-01-2011, 02:25 PM
*puts some scotch on a pile of rocks*

There.

Hayashida
02-01-2011, 02:30 PM
Nothin quite like suckin liquid off a pile of stones, is there.

Delphinus
02-01-2011, 02:38 PM
I like to suck the old stones, yeah.

Sylux
02-03-2011, 12:43 PM
Are you for real? I had some whiskey that tasted like cinnamon hearts once.
What the hell is a cinnamon heart. Last time I checked plants only had souls, not hearts
Kinda on subject, have you ever had apple whiskey glaze?

Byakuran
02-03-2011, 12:48 PM
Are you being for real... ? even in the Netherlands we have cinnamon hearts :/http://www.primrosecandy.com/Cinnamon%20Hearts%20Item%20Number%200017430.jpg http://www.primrosecandy.com/7%20oz%20Cinnamon%20Hearts%20Item%20Number%2001184 07.JPG

Sylux
02-03-2011, 01:19 PM
OHHHHH those things. Yeah Russel Stover's is more of a Valentine's tradition here in the states

pajamajam
02-03-2011, 07:27 PM
Aren't cinnamon hearts just heart shaped red hots?

Rio
02-03-2011, 08:00 PM
Ugh, Russel Stover. I used to like them but ever since I've had Godiva, Lindt, and other better chocolates - I just can't stand Russel Stover any more.

@ Pajamajam
Yup.

Hayashida
02-03-2011, 11:16 PM
I like Lindt & Spr&#252;ngli chocolates. I make a point of saying the full name because poor Spr&#252;ngli is probably always feeling left out, poor guy.

Byakuran
02-04-2011, 06:47 AM
Milka extra cream <3

Blue_Dragon
02-06-2011, 11:17 AM
So is the bar now also serving chocolates? Cause I never got my drink, and now I want both (booze and chocolates.) >:/

Please.

Byakuran
02-06-2011, 03:49 PM
How about chocolate-delux with baileys mix in it ?

Blue_Dragon
02-07-2011, 04:52 AM
Yes! That's perfect!

*sips* relaxing ;) Here's your tip:

http://www.taxfreegold.co.uk/images/chinesedragon50gramgoldbarobv400.jpg

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 06:14 AM
Is that gold oWo ?

DrPumpkin
02-07-2011, 06:20 AM
Have you been keeping the costumers happy while I've been gone, Bya?

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 06:23 AM
Yeah... i think i did a good job...

Blue_Dragon
02-07-2011, 06:23 AM
She has indeed :)

And yes, it's a gold bar with a dragon on it. My own stamp (I tip well, since I was a waitress once)

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 06:25 AM
lol, in Netherlands we like never tip... in London they have a tip like with the bill... xD

DrPumpkin
02-07-2011, 07:29 AM
I once tipped a waiter some free candy that you could get at the front of the shop.

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 08:45 AM
Haha tipped free candy....? that's not really a tip at all is it xD

Yara
02-07-2011, 09:08 AM
Sooo, Bya is the nurse of MT? XD

Hell_Baron
02-07-2011, 09:40 AM
Haha tipped free candy....? that's not really a tip at all is it xD

Never watched Home Alone 2, have you?

Byakuran
02-07-2011, 11:42 AM
I did man, i know the chewing-gum part geez, and that was like 2hand candy.. and gross...

Sylux
02-07-2011, 12:35 PM
My dad got a hold of some straight-shot whiskey. Like, 100&#37; pure ethanol O_O. Comes in a weird blue bottle. Can't wait 'til the weekend B)

Hayashida
02-07-2011, 12:51 PM
I once tipped a waiter some free candy that you could get at the front of the shop.

I would be okay with this

Hell_Baron
02-08-2011, 03:33 AM
My dad got a hold of some straight-shot whiskey. Like, 100&#37; pure ethanol O_O. Comes in a weird blue bottle. Can't wait 'til the weekend B)

Don't you mean Absinthe?

Blue_Dragon
02-08-2011, 01:50 PM
I would be okay with this


Shame on the waitress if she ate it! You don't take candy from strangers :P Especially strangers with pumpkin heads.

Byakuran
02-08-2011, 04:02 PM
i mean she could get the candy easily herself, maybe she already had a stach of candy of the shop lol . it's like giving it twice. - .

butternut
02-10-2011, 12:28 PM
Give me the second strongest drink available here. Brownie points if i get it in 5 minutes.

GunZet
02-10-2011, 12:43 PM
Where can I obtain some 200 proof Vodka?

Byakuran
02-10-2011, 02:49 PM
Guyyys i need a drink 2

i got in a fight with my friend and i don't think we'll ever make up = _ = ,, i feel so horrible terrible.. ughh

GunZet
02-10-2011, 02:52 PM
rubbing alcohol and bleach erases all the pain. try some.

Byakuran
02-10-2011, 03:03 PM
i'm going to talk to her tomorrow and explain... since texting her is useless...
i feel so nervouse, ami i afraid of losing her? lol ... mann i'm being so melo-dramatic... idon'tlikemysensativeside give me booze now.

butternut
02-10-2011, 03:16 PM
oh, you are the waitress.you know where the good ones are!

Byakuran
02-10-2011, 03:47 PM
*drinks mohito*

.. i have a headache *takes some prozac* ...

GunZet
02-10-2011, 03:49 PM
Go to sleep Bya, you're drunk, you-you're too dru...too drunk, I, lol I- know you, you funny lol, like pruple thing lol...u funnee.

Byakuran
02-10-2011, 03:59 PM
Mann do you know how hard is to fall asleep these days? i need like 6 hours to just fall asleep... and then i get woken up by going to school... ughh well i'm going to go moms mad = _ = well night guys

GunZet
02-10-2011, 04:01 PM
So...you either have a sleeping disorder or mess around on MT too much. It's one of those, your choice.

Yara
02-11-2011, 06:45 PM
I want a huge milk shake glass, please.
I'm celebrating ^_^ http://www.pic4ever.com/images/bliss.gif

Byakuran
02-11-2011, 08:00 PM
Egypt Rebellion?

Do you want some warm milk with Rooh Afza in that? i bet you'll like it.

pajamajam
02-11-2011, 10:36 PM
I really want some Ovaltine.

GunZet
02-11-2011, 11:37 PM
Got any grape Kool-Aid up in this joint?

Byakuran
02-11-2011, 11:48 PM
You all shuld try Rooh Afza sharbat with lemon... Its amazing...
They dont sell kool-aid in the Netherlands, next time in London i'm going to try some

Yara
02-12-2011, 02:44 AM
Yep Bya.. the rebellion ^_^
and yes please, I'll try your recommendation.

You're a good nurse, Bya! =3

butternut
02-12-2011, 03:38 AM
Yayy! Yara is back and active! =)

I'd like something in celebration too!

DrPumpkin
02-12-2011, 03:43 AM
Here's some blood.

For your vampiric needs.

butternut
02-12-2011, 04:04 AM
Ahh..thanks. just what i needed.

yumm :3

GunZet
02-12-2011, 04:10 AM
Blood from -what- though.

I'm going on a limb and saying snake blood. It's quite good.

Yara
02-12-2011, 04:13 AM
Yayy! Yara is back and active! =)

I'd like something in celebration too!

Actually, procrastinating! hehehe XD

butternut
02-12-2011, 04:17 AM
Here, have something! Its delicious. absolutely not snake blood, but what is this Pumpkin?

*hands the goblet to Yara*

DrPumpkin
02-12-2011, 04:36 AM
It's your son's blood.

I went forward in time, killed him, and then put it in a cup.

butternut
02-12-2011, 04:40 AM
No wonder it's awesome.

GunZet
02-12-2011, 04:50 AM
Pumkin knows the reverse Rapture? Fking metal.

Byakuran
02-12-2011, 12:01 PM
maybe he has like a time machine..in a car... holy snap Back to the future, hows the flux capaccitor?

And since when am i a nurse yara? lol. Rooh Afza is on of the best indie asian east drinks i had.

Yara
02-12-2011, 01:49 PM
Yayyee!! .. Thanks Saphira! ^_^ *reads Dr. Pumpkins post* OH NO!! D:> *goes to the bathroom*

back..

Thanks for the drink, Bya ^^ .. well, you're a nurse since you've been taking care of Dr. Pumpkin's bar ;)