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grass
02-29-2012, 11:16 PM
Once upon a time there was a goat.


Add on. One sentence at a time...

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Sylux
02-29-2012, 11:18 PM
His name was Fernando the Squidhunter.

GunZet
02-29-2012, 11:21 PM
He was was a mime.

Bacon_Barbarian
02-29-2012, 11:35 PM
He hated Frenchmen.

jubeh
02-29-2012, 11:48 PM
He was a hardcore racist

Bacon_Barbarian
02-29-2012, 11:53 PM
Which was unfortunate, as he lived in France - the land where his archenemies originated; in fact, he was a frenchman.

butternut
02-29-2012, 11:53 PM
And he set out on the journey of his lifetime.

Bacon_Barbarian
02-29-2012, 11:55 PM
... A journey to France.

Evil_Cake
02-29-2012, 11:56 PM
But he decided to procrastinate and just started eating some cans.

butternut
02-29-2012, 11:57 PM
Then he decided to go to the top of a mountain, and all he took with him was some grass and some paintbrushes.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-01-2012, 12:00 AM
Where he was determined to paint the new French flag, sadly, he didn't get anything done, and he was left with a blank white canvas.

Evil_Cake
03-01-2012, 12:04 AM
It sold for millions of pesos.

jubeh
03-01-2012, 12:12 AM
But he was still racist and hated mexicans

butternut
03-01-2012, 12:19 AM
and he now set out on a journey to the highest mountain in mexico with some clay and sticks.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-01-2012, 12:41 AM
Having once climbed the mountain, he found himself tired, so he decided to take a dump and go to sleep.

Evil_Cake
03-01-2012, 12:53 AM
However, something went terribly wrong during the dumping process.

butternut
03-01-2012, 03:28 AM
...and a huge explosion was heard.

Hell_Baron
03-01-2012, 11:02 AM
When the dust settled, he realised he had found the gates of New Amsterdam.

Gedeon
03-01-2012, 06:28 PM
...all covered in his shit.

grass
03-01-2012, 09:52 PM
Then he started crying, because it had happened before.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-01-2012, 09:54 PM
In a time he had blocked from his mind...

jubeh
03-01-2012, 09:55 PM
Flashback scene

Evil_Cake
03-01-2012, 10:08 PM
He remembered the Goat Elder telling him on it's deathbed, that, "one should always use complete sentences."

Bacon_Barbarian
03-01-2012, 10:31 PM
He dried the tears from his eyes and raised his head, he knew what he had to do.

jubeh
03-01-2012, 11:11 PM
And then he shit his pants

Evil_Cake
03-01-2012, 11:40 PM
wait wait wait, that is just ridiculous, goats dont wear pants

jubeh
03-01-2012, 11:50 PM
There was shit all over the walls

Joosh
03-02-2012, 11:24 PM
So he decided since he hadn't brought any materials or cleaning supplies with him, the only thing he could do was clean the walls with his tongue.

Bacon_Barbarian
03-03-2012, 12:11 AM
He then remembered he hated the taste of his own shit and wasn't willing to sample it again.

Sylux
03-03-2012, 12:24 AM
But then Bacon is too conservative to see that shit licking is funny and fucks everything up so our lefty protagonist does it anyway

Bacon_Barbarian
03-26-2012, 09:25 PM
To put it simply, shit was licked.

Joosh
03-26-2012, 09:40 PM
He later found out that he enjoyed doing this as a pass-time. When the word got out, he was even featured on "My strange addictions"

Sylux
03-26-2012, 09:42 PM
Wtf

Bacon_Barbarian
03-26-2012, 11:59 PM
Way to use more than one sentence Joosh.