Story time channel.

[grass]

Once upon a time there was a goat.


Add on. One sentence at a time...

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[Sylux]

His name was Fernando the Squidhunter.

[GunZet]

He was was a mime.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

He hated Frenchmen.

[jubeh]

He was a hardcore racist

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Which was unfortunate, as he lived in France - the land where his archenemies originated; in fact, he was a frenchman.

[butternut]

And he set out on the journey of his lifetime.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

... A journey to France.

[Evil_Cake]

But he decided to procrastinate and just started eating some cans.

[butternut]

Then he decided to go to the top of a mountain, and all he took with him was some grass and some paintbrushes.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Where he was determined to paint the new French flag, sadly, he didn't get anything done, and he was left with a blank white canvas.

[Evil_Cake]

It sold for millions of pesos.

[jubeh]

But he was still racist and hated mexicans

[butternut]

and he now set out on a journey to the highest mountain in mexico with some clay and sticks.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Having once climbed the mountain, he found himself tired, so he decided to take a dump and go to sleep.

[Evil_Cake]

However, something went terribly wrong during the dumping process.

[butternut]

...and a huge explosion was heard.

[Hell_Baron]

When the dust settled, he realised he had found the gates of New Amsterdam.

[Gedeon]

...all covered in his shit.

[grass]

Then he started crying, because it had happened before.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

In a time he had blocked from his mind...

[jubeh]

Flashback scene

[Evil_Cake]

He remembered the Goat Elder telling him on it's deathbed, that, "one should always use complete sentences."

[Bacon_Barbarian]

He dried the tears from his eyes and raised his head, he knew what he had to do.

[jubeh]

And then he shit his pants

[Evil_Cake]

wait wait wait, that is just ridiculous, goats dont wear pants

[jubeh]

There was shit all over the walls

[Joosh]

So he decided since he hadn't brought any materials or cleaning supplies with him, the only thing he could do was clean the walls with his tongue.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

He then remembered he hated the taste of his own shit and wasn't willing to sample it again.

[Sylux]

But then Bacon is too conservative to see that shit licking is funny and fucks everything up so our lefty protagonist does it anyway

[Bacon_Barbarian]

To put it simply, shit was licked.

[Joosh]

He later found out that he enjoyed doing this as a pass-time. When the word got out, he was even featured on "My strange addictions"

[Sylux]

Wtf

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Way to use more than one sentence Joosh.