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03-01-2012, 12:16 AM
Once upon a time there was a goat.
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03-01-2012, 12:18 AM
His name was Fernando the Squidhunter.
03-01-2012, 12:21 AM
He was was a mime.
03-01-2012, 12:35 AM
He hated Frenchmen.
03-01-2012, 12:48 AM
He was a hardcore racist
03-01-2012, 12:53 AM
Which was unfortunate, as he lived in France - the land where his archenemies originated; in fact, he was a frenchman.
03-01-2012, 12:53 AM
And he set out on the journey of his lifetime.
03-01-2012, 12:55 AM
... A journey to France.
03-01-2012, 12:56 AM
But he decided to procrastinate and just started eating some cans.
03-01-2012, 12:57 AM
Then he decided to go to the top of a mountain, and all he took with him was some grass and some paintbrushes.
03-01-2012, 01:00 AM
Where he was determined to paint the new French flag, sadly, he didn't get anything done, and he was left with a blank white canvas.
03-01-2012, 01:04 AM
It sold for millions of pesos.
03-01-2012, 01:12 AM
But he was still racist and hated mexicans
03-01-2012, 01:19 AM
and he now set out on a journey to the highest mountain in mexico with some clay and sticks.
03-01-2012, 01:41 AM
Having once climbed the mountain, he found himself tired, so he decided to take a dump and go to sleep.
03-01-2012, 01:53 AM
However, something went terribly wrong during the dumping process.
03-01-2012, 04:28 AM
...and a huge explosion was heard.
03-01-2012, 12:02 PM
When the dust settled, he realised he had found the gates of New Amsterdam.
03-01-2012, 07:28 PM
...all covered in his shit.
03-01-2012, 10:52 PM
Then he started crying, because it had happened before.
03-01-2012, 10:54 PM
In a time he had blocked from his mind...
03-01-2012, 10:55 PM
03-01-2012, 11:08 PM
He remembered the Goat Elder telling him on it's deathbed, that, "one should always use complete sentences."
03-01-2012, 11:31 PM
He dried the tears from his eyes and raised his head, he knew what he had to do.
03-02-2012, 12:11 AM
And then he shit his pants
03-02-2012, 12:40 AM
wait wait wait, that is just ridiculous, goats dont wear pants
03-02-2012, 12:50 AM
There was shit all over the walls
03-03-2012, 12:24 AM
So he decided since he hadn't brought any materials or cleaning supplies with him, the only thing he could do was clean the walls with his tongue.
03-03-2012, 01:11 AM
He then remembered he hated the taste of his own shit and wasn't willing to sample it again.
03-03-2012, 01:24 AM
But then Bacon is too conservative to see that shit licking is funny and fucks everything up so our lefty protagonist does it anyway
03-26-2012, 10:25 PM
To put it simply, shit was licked.
03-26-2012, 10:40 PM
He later found out that he enjoyed doing this as a pass-time. When the word got out, he was even featured on "My strange addictions"
03-26-2012, 10:42 PM
03-27-2012, 12:59 AM
Way to use more than one sentence Joosh.
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